Dier being fed Haribo by Alli proves Mourinho had Spurs sussed from the off|video

Feeding another person Haribo or indeed anything at all is something one might ordinarily associate with courting couples. Sweet for my sweet? Innocent affection like the famous Lady & The Tramp spaghetti scene. For less innocent, kindly refer to Nine And A Half Weeks’ – the fridge scene.

Jose Mourinho’s leaked Amazon video clip was a chilling wake-up call. What I’d been thinking for 20-years (bar Edgar Davids) was finally vocalized by one of the world’s most successful football coaches.

Nice boys. Wall-to-wall nice boys.

Many fans will be enchanted by this clip. I am left horribly depressed.