Date: 7th July 2019 at 1:14pm
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Transfer loopy nuts are we… The Daily Mail says that there is an exodus a comin’, round Tottingham way.

According to the paper, no fewer than EIGHT players are tipped to leave Haringey this summer.

Victor Wanyama, Danny Rose, Serge Aurier, Cameron Carter-Vickers, Kieran Trippier, Josh Onomah, Marcus Edwards and Vincent Janssen are all listed as players on their way out.

Carter-Vickers and Josh Onomha are another pair of overhyped, yet substandard Academy ‘products’, yet even CCV has a better public image than the Legend In His Own Lunchtime that is Marcus Edwards.

Vincent Janssen‘s inability to score at Spurs almost defies explanation.

Trippier became last season’s punchbag for fans desperate to see their Twitter account featured on truly awful websites. While Serge Aurier has been endlessly linked with a Tottenham exit, despite putting in some respectable performances – yet he appears incapable of displacing even Tripps.

Danny Rose has played the Pity Me card so frequently, it’s difficult to believe he’ll be offered a move to anyone exciting.

Looking at this feast of talent, I’m struggling to see even 4 of these players being ‘snapped up’ this summer.

 
Comments
  • Aside from cerebrospinal fluid, what's on your mind?

  • Tappaspur July 8, 2019 at 8:38 pm

    I’m so gutted sessy and rosey won’t be overlapping with pace.

  • Tappaspur July 8, 2019 at 8:32 pm

    Davies is the model professional. Bet verts cares about that during battle!! Poch knows best I suppose. Winksy. Push out your chest and pat yourself on the cilla with both hands. Keep listening and learning coz soon you’ll be leading.

  • Lilywhite without the II July 8, 2019 at 7:06 pm

    Well done Davies, Winks and Mason for getting new contracts……next on the list is…………………..

  • GiveItSomeWelly July 8, 2019 at 6:58 pm

    eddie
    It’s reported that levy has offered Roma 20M plus Toby for Zaniola.You can only assume this is with Poch’s blessing.Not good news.

    It’s also been reported that a London bus has been seen on the moon…

    • Harry Hotspur July 8, 2019 at 7:26 pm

      Yeah, not convinced this player + cash business has any basis in reality

  • GiveItSomeWelly July 8, 2019 at 6:56 pm

    Panama Paul
    TalkShite announcing that West Ham want to become the biggest club in London by increasing their seating capacity to 62500. Arse are struggling to fill their stadium every other week, so I don’t know why the Spammers think that they will. Unless, that is, the Dildo Brothers are planning on handing out free sex toys pre-game or perhaps getting their range of Inflat-A-Dates to fill all the spare seats. Good old WHU – forever blowing ….

    Spammy towers will fill up – the vagrants need somewhere to doss and they’ll easily get in looking like the regulars.

  • GiveItSomeWelly July 8, 2019 at 6:53 pm

    Panama Paul
    Vincent Janssen comes with a free set of steak knives.

    Does a set of steak knives come with a free Vincent Janssen? If they do I’m not buying them.

  • Paul July 8, 2019 at 5:32 pm

    Congratulations Ryan Mason on officially becoming Spurs Academy coach, really hope it works out for you mate. COYS.

  • Tappaspur July 8, 2019 at 3:20 pm

    Could it be true that ENIC in the name of THFC are starting to sweeten up Enfield council (the friendly we are playing up there u23s) coz of this new training ground stadium\entertainments arena for the unders and ladies in the not too distant future. Can remember hearing about a training ground stadium before.

  • Tappaspur July 8, 2019 at 3:00 pm

    Gerrard come see what we don’t want mate. Do ya a decent deal if you throw some first options in. Gerrard. Nah your alright mate. Oh stevie before you go you got Neil Lennon’s number. Dier Davies and trips would do well up there.

  • Panama Paul July 8, 2019 at 2:15 pm

    TalkShite announcing that West Ham want to become the biggest club in London by increasing their seating capacity to 62500. Arse are struggling to fill their stadium every other week, so I don’t know why the Spammers think that they will. Unless, that is, the Dildo Brothers are planning on handing out free sex toys pre-game or perhaps getting their range of Inflat-A-Dates to fill all the spare seats. Good old WHU – forever blowing ….

  • legoverlass July 8, 2019 at 2:13 pm

    Davies should be on that list rather than Rose. Rose turned up for the CL and has been a far better performer than Davies who is bang average and should be nowhere near our first team. In fact I would do a BOGOF deal with him and Dier. Neither of these lumps should be anywhere near a club with CL aspirations…….. oh yeah … that explains it then 🙁

  • Tappaspur July 8, 2019 at 2:06 pm

    I’m up for that zanioa roma deal, I’m up for three more seasons of Toby too but that won’t happen. If poch rates him then bring him in. I’d be gutted to see Toby leave for nothing, just £25mil alone ain’t enough

  • eddie July 8, 2019 at 11:13 am

    It’s reported that levy has offered Roma 20M plus Toby for Zaniola.You can only assume this is with Poch’s blessing.Not good news.

  • Spurs_est1882 July 8, 2019 at 11:10 am

    Reading all the players we are linked to this summer, and the “excitement” of some fans…why cant they see that Levy is still Levy…these are all rumours.

    As for the academy, if any of the u21’s were even close to making the first team we would have seen them by now. The academy is not developing talent, its developing a revenue stream.

  • Paul July 8, 2019 at 10:38 am

    Sorry fellas but feel i’ve seen enough of both skipp and kwp from youth level to first team involvement to say that imho they are not going to make it at the highest level. Easty is completely correct, outside of HK and Winks the academy has produced no-one of any note for a v long time. Tappa, love your positivity brother but exactly who out of the kids we’ve let go in the past was let go too soon and turned out to be a top player? Perhaps if the academy was a bit more ruthless that would produce an atmosphere a little more attuned with the ultimate destination.

  • East Stand July 8, 2019 at 9:32 am

    The academy is a myth, Spurs do not produce talent at higher rate than most other top half Premiership clubs, in fact Southampton put us to shame in that respect. Kane and Winks are the only two in the last few years that are good enough to stay in our first 11.

    You can only let young players go out on loan to prove what they can do, fair play to Edwards who has been in Belgium but 4 assists and 3 goals in a whole season in Belgium at 20 years of age doesn’t exactly compel the manager to stick him in the Premiership does it? Another loan perhaps or let him go?

  • Tappaspur July 8, 2019 at 9:00 am

    Below below below. Give the raw boys dem time to cook. At least to medium rare. Just think of all the other boys we’ve let go too soon. Errrm! ☺

  • Tappaspur July 8, 2019 at 8:49 am

    For below below. Get rid of skips and Kwp? Might as well get rid of the boy troy too. Oh yeah he aint played a handful of games yet including a man of the match performance.

  • Mikespurs July 8, 2019 at 12:42 am

    Paul
    Yep wouldn’t argue with a one of that list. Could throw in KWP and skippy the bush kangaroo for good measure.

    Really? Wouldnt get rid of either. Very young & had some good first team ball. Not saying they will become world bearers but no reason to throw them away this early

  • Paul July 7, 2019 at 9:04 pm

    Yep wouldn’t argue with a one of that list. Could throw in KWP and skippy the bush kangaroo for good measure.

  • Tappaspur July 7, 2019 at 8:20 pm

    Our U23s had a terrible season. Id like to think they wouldn’t of if Marcus. Joshy. Vickers. Skippy ect were in the team. They were awful at times. I only went if I was getting a lift.

  • Tappaspur July 7, 2019 at 7:40 pm

    Harry Hotspur. “Lammy” now there’s I man I nearly hate. (He used to come to my mums house with his mum) never liked him much then. (I don’t do “hate” its a negative counterproductive emotion.) The Edwards boy I just like him as a young exciting dynamic baller man. Don’t care if they’re black boots or white boots.

  • Daveyboi July 7, 2019 at 7:03 pm

    Wouldn’t be sad to see any of them moved on , needs a good shake up.
    I see Lamela doesn’t get a mention? Hopefully hel get another 6 years to ‘prove’ himself……

    • Harry Hotspur July 7, 2019 at 7:19 pm

      Lamela is clearly unsellable.

  • Willie! July 7, 2019 at 6:58 pm

    Panama Paul
    Vincent Janssen comes with a free set of steak knives.

    “First prize is a Cadillac Eldorado. Anybody wanna see second prize? Second prize is a set of steak knives. Third prize is, you’re fired”

    – Alex Baldwin in one of the best monologues in cinema from Glengarry Glenn Ross.

    • Harry Hotspur July 7, 2019 at 7:16 pm

      A play of beauty

  • Tappaspur July 7, 2019 at 6:56 pm

    I’d try link Marcus up with Eddie howe for a season.

    • Harry Hotspur July 7, 2019 at 7:18 pm

      Tappa, you’ve gone full David Lammy.

      Because the kid is black, doesn’t mean anyone can ignore how mediocre he is.

      He’s mediocre.

      Perhaps worse than mediocre.

  • Tappaspur July 7, 2019 at 6:51 pm

    Gazza. I don’t give up on our youts till they’re no longer ours. Especially one of Marcus’s quality. Even when Kane was at Millwall I never gave up on him. (Though I did doubt he’d ever play for england) A lot of the youts don’t get it (mentally) until their early 20s. Give them a chance till their football balls drop.

  • Eddie July 7, 2019 at 4:25 pm

    Dier was awful last season,however I think Poch is possibly looking to keep him as CB cover and not DM.
    I would prefer to keep Rose as we would need a replacement if he was to go,whereas the others wouldn’t be missed.

  • Chris July 7, 2019 at 2:53 pm

    Fuck
    I didnt have my glasses on and thought it said “Eric clear-out”

  • Panama Paul July 7, 2019 at 2:28 pm

    The problem with the Academy conveyor belt (of talent) is that no-one has backed up the first team truck to cart them off. Consequently many appear to have been damaged and will have to be sold off at clearance prices.

  • Panama Paul July 7, 2019 at 2:21 pm

    Was really hoping the blog was titled “Club Tipped For ENIC Clear-Out”

  • Carlton Banks July 7, 2019 at 2:19 pm

    Should be Davies and Dier on that list. You wanna talk about regression look no further than those two first reamers.

  • Is Gascoigne gonna have a crack? July 7, 2019 at 2:18 pm

    eddie
    Give it up Tappa,he’s never going to make it with us.His attitude sucks.If he is so good Poch would be playing him on a regular basis.

    At 20 you’d expect a half decent player to have at least 1 maybe 2 seasons of regular football. Edwards couldn’t get a game at Norwich City. If he ever plays it will be cos the chairman hasn’t done his job…..so, its looking up for the lad….

  • eddie July 7, 2019 at 1:50 pm

    Give it up Tappa,he’s never going to make it with us.His attitude sucks.If he is so good Poch would be playing him on a regular basis.

  • Panama Paul July 7, 2019 at 1:47 pm

    I can’t believe that Serge Aurier is on the exit list. If he’s struggling for game time, Poch could perhaps loan him out to the Spurs LGBT team to tighten them up at the back.

  • Tappaspur July 7, 2019 at 1:45 pm

    But Marcus (20) is the best under 21 baller at the club (by far) serge will be a late bloomer. Rose is a top left sider (not many about) the rest can go.

  • Brian Howes July 7, 2019 at 1:39 pm

    One of the methods I use in trying to gauge whether I want Spurs to keep a player is by asking myself: If they were at another club, would I be happy if we signed them now? The answer is a pretty resounding ‘no’ to all eight you mentioned – and a few others I can think of too.

    And I couldn’t help but click ‘play’ on that clip from your previous blog about the kits. My frustration at most things Spurs and the Levy brigade has given rise to an unhealthy urge to hate – and boy did this twat satisfy it. I only hope for his sake that he’s only performing like a complete turd because of his bland crusade for clicks and all the modern-day, soul-destroying trappings that come with it.

  • Panama Paul July 7, 2019 at 1:25 pm

    Vincent Janssen comes with a free set of steak knives.