Date: 7th July 2019 at 1:14pm
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Transfer loopy nuts are we… The Daily Mail says that there is an exodus a comin’, round Tottingham way.

According to the paper, no fewer than EIGHT players are tipped to leave Haringey this summer.

Victor Wanyama, Danny Rose, Serge Aurier, Cameron Carter-Vickers, Kieran Trippier, Josh Onomah, Marcus Edwards and Vincent Janssen are all listed as players on their way out.

Carter-Vickers and Josh Onomha are another pair of overhyped, yet substandard Academy ‘products’, yet even CCV has a better public image than the Legend In His Own Lunchtime that is Marcus Edwards.

Vincent Janssen‘s inability to score at Spurs almost defies explanation.

Trippier became last season’s punchbag for fans desperate to see their Twitter account featured on truly awful websites. While Serge Aurier has been endlessly linked with a Tottenham exit, despite putting in some respectable performances – yet he appears incapable of displacing even Tripps.

Danny Rose has played the Pity Me card so frequently, it’s difficult to believe he’ll be offered a move to anyone exciting.

Looking at this feast of talent, I’m struggling to see even 4 of these players being ‘snapped up’ this summer.