Date: 9th February 2019 at 2:10pm
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I mentioned the likely departure of Christian Eriksen earlier in the week, and lo and behold, that’s now trickling into the mainstream.

Ian McGarry speaking on the Football Window Podcast revealed that he also understands Levy is intent on selling the pesky Dane, because he wants market rate wages.

McGarry brutalises the situation with some aplomb.

‘He’s already turned down £110,000 [a week] from Tottenham. I think he’d be looking at between £150,000 and £200,000 [a week], which in the current market I’d say he is worth every penny.’

Barcelona have already made contact with his representatives with regards to a deal that would more than double his wages, which currently are around £67,000 a week.’

‘They won’t get what Daniel Levy would want because that would be €100m (£87.6m) or €500m (£437.9m). But current market valuations, a year in his contract, his age; I think you’re looking at between €50m (£43.8m) and €70m (£61.3m). And that would be a steal for a player of Eriksen’s quality.’

Levy’s behaviour is now beyond indefensible.

Anyone seeking to make excuses for the way the club is being run is to be ignored, unless when referred to an appropriate specialist.

Someone on a street corner shouting ‘Christ Is Risen!’ at shoppers through a homemade megaphone, now has greater credibility than a Levyologist.

Kyle Walker went, Toby Alderweireld will be off. Jan Vertinghen will be off. Eriksen will also be quitting.

Two transfer windows in a row and we’re the only football side in any of Europe’s tope 5 leagues to have REFUSED to buy anyone.

Forget the Shopping Centre Fiasco, that billion pound obscenity is almost a lesser evil than the blatant sabotage of the football team.

The majority of the Academy players have been revealed as being completely guano, or and the few works in progress we have were only unleashed out of a self inflicted necessity.

I’ll repeat the gist of what I said recently, anyone wanting to post deranged comments on here supporting the patently insupportable will be denied a voice on here. Hold your lunatic fringe support groups elsewhere.

Leopards don’t change their spots and this cretinous bookkeep is incapable of leaving well alone, never mind actually doing the right thing.

How much more are fans actually prepared to take from the conspicuous gang of charlatans that are ENIC? How weird do you have to be?

Play yourself another time lapse video ‘PRESENTED BY’ the serial killer/estate agent looking hybrid that is Chris Cowlin. That’ll cheer you up.

Hush now baby, baby, don’t you cry.
Mama’s gonna make all your nightmares come true.
Mama’s gonna put all her fears into you.
Mama’s gonna keep you right here under her wing.
She won’t let you fly, but she might let you sing.
Mama’s gonna keep baby cozy and warm.
Ooh baby, ooh baby, ooh baby,
Of course mama’s gonna help build the wall shopping centre.

[With apologies to Pink Floyd]