Apply Levy’s Bat Guano Liberally To Your Rose-beds

 

So Daniel Levy met the the THST (Tottenham Hotspur Supporter’s Trust) on Tuesday of last week.

Why the delay in sharing this* version of events with the proles?

Well you have to remember that *these minutes are the version approved for public consumption.

In fact, it makes for an interesting preface to this blog to note that the approved version normally gets released sooner, and so it emphasises how everything at the club is in a fog due to the protracted stadium build.

 

The flooding is a summary of dialogue about transfers. 

 

Here’s my analysis. 

Only a child would ask this.

This isn’t pocket money that didn’t get spent on sweeties, and so can then be carried forward to the following week, so you can now afford to buy a cap gun a box of caps.

The old sell to buy sketch. Also, any profits have been sunk into building a shopping mall.

The truth is less palatable and will follow in an ITK blog to follow, but essentially he was offered more junk and declined it.

False flag. The real issue here is time and dedication to the task. Also, any profits have been sunk into building a shopping mall.

This is true, but fundamentally a red herring. I know what I need when I do a weekly supermarket shop. Food for 7 days. Levy is trying to spin it so us mere mortals couldn’t begin to understand the complexities of the process.

Given his track record at winning trophies, it would suggest that it is he that is struggling with the basics.

 

Bottom Line

Spurs were the only side in Europe’s top 5 leagues not to spend a nickel in the summer window.

If you do not understand how desperately serious that was, then I might have better luck trying to communicate with you in Klingon, or semaphore.

Levy’s explanation is first rate bat guano, and I suggest you apply it liberally to your rose-beds.