Over the years, I have become immune to any of the supposed charm that BBC might still have.
I’m no pinko commie rat-fink, yet even I find that their coverage of nigh on everything has descended into a Chris Patternesque template of nothingness.
And yes I am aware he’s quit.
Let’s hope Sepp Blatter follows suit.
Let’s hope that Lord Pattern’s health improves.
As quickly as this awful footage reveals what a dangerous and deeply unfunny joke FIFA are.
By the way, the death toll in Qatar is still rising.

