80 Days Without Footy & Now We’re Getting 8 Game Weekends

At long last, Premier League football is returning, despite some quite frankly scandalous opposition from the likes of Danny Rose, who was happy enough to send hundreds of pizzas into a hospital (presumably he thought hundreds of NHS staffers were all going to take lunch at precisely the same time in order to avail of a hot slice or two, or maybe he didn’t think and much cold pizza ended up being wasted?) but when it came to playing in a controlled environment, he began squawking about lab rats

Tottenham it is understood has fallen by the wayside in terms of stadium usage, on the grounds that residential housing is too close. A point that the illustrious Mr Levy rallied against, claiming that not featuring the Shopping Centre would damage his chances of finding a stadium sponsor. Which given the current circumstances is …an ambitious claim?

This new schedule looks amazing and some games will even be available to those that don’t have subscriptions with existing broadcasters.

There are 92 remaining games to be played. Some will be live on Sky Sports, BT Sport, BBC Sport and Amazon Prime — with a total of 29 matches available to watch free to air.

Of course, nothing on the BBC is actually free, due to the compulsory licence fee. So if you don’t watch much of the BEEB’s existing product, then the few Premier League football matches they do land will prove to be horrendously expensive.

As soon as the Tottenham games are announced, we’ll share all you need to know about watching them on here!