6 Rockets Against Manchester United to get you in the mood |video

Enjoy the crowd scenes in this montage, folks, tomorrow you’ll be staring out at tarpaulins with subliminal messages emblazoned upon them, and few dozen fans trapped in a miniature wall of televisions. Who will free the box people?

Sandro knuckle-balls one in for Villas-Boas, Stephen Carr takes time out from waving at fans to plant one in the top left side-netting, Jermaine Jenas features, as does the iconic Bonzo, plus Sir Les is in there too. Some of these goals are older than the land that time forgot, and I’d question how much fan appetite there genuinely is for VHS goals in 2020…