5 Year Deal Offered

According to footmercato we’re are actually trying to do some business.

No really!

Mauricio Pochettino’s Spurs have even proposed a 20-year-old midfielder for a five-year contract. It remains to know the position of his club, OGC Nice.”

Let’s ignore my desire to vomit into my own mouth with lips sealed so I can cherish this wretched moment and ask, who prey tell is this wonderkid?

He’s 20!

He’s French!

Shoot me in the face from point blank range!

Vincent Marcel made a whole 3 appearances for Nice last season. 

Jesus wept, where is that damn gun?

What’s the difference between an offer and a contract? Ask a woman who was nearly pregnant. She’ll tell you.

Eurotrash.

Eurotrash.

Eurotrash.

And yet more Eurotrash.