⚫️ DUMMIES It frequently occurs to me at airport security checking that some people, correction, too many people give the distinct impression that they have never left their bloody homes before, let alone encountered anything as mystifying as ‘an airport’.
Virtually every Spur presser begins with desperately inadequate people being asked to do the most basic things. Please submit a question that doesn’t make Poch wince. Please speak directly into the microphone. Please then pass that device on, so that others… repeat to fade.
⚫️ ️”WHERE’S YOUR MEDAL?” Jesus wept, first clown out the traps is raking up the Champions League final loss. Really?
⚫ “Scorchio, interisoso populous boutros outros Gali Manana, kalti kalto, Nyy, jokio. Scorchio. Gizmo action pumpo. Fabricato con blud”
⚫ YOU WANT TROPHIES BUT BIG PLAYERS WON’T SIGN EXTENSIONS… to which Poch deflected horribly. ‘The club will take the best decision’… I think we ll know what that means.
⚫ WILL YOU CHANGE THE TEAM THAT MADE SO MANY FANS HAPPY ON SATURDAY? ‘I want to be contender in the 4 competition’, so that’s a yes, then.
Maybe, don’t rush home from work, folks.
