Footballing superstar and finger tricks icon Dele Alli could hopefully be on his way out of Tottenham Hotspur Football Club, according to our source close to Spurs.

There’s a lesson to be learned here. My local chip shop doesn’t deliver. The best chippers refuse to deliver because they all know their glorious fried foods will be horribly impaired by the process.

After many years threatening to deliver, Dele Alli has met José Mourinho, one of the most successful living managers of all time. For me, Dele’s demise was inevitable once a true top flight coach was brought in to manage the boy.

Who knows where the Milton Keynes’ lad might land, my considered guess is a club where the now 24-year-old can attempt to rekindle his form and reputation.

Working out quite who might take on this José Mourinho failure is a challenging puzzle to solve.

I’ve been discussing Dele Alli’s flaws for years, I was branded a racist and worse. Now along comes a Portuguese serial winner who agrees with my analysis. Funny old game.