Good afternoon ladies.
The routinely reliable De Telegraph have decided to announce that not only has Van Gaal been binned, but Manchester United have secured the signature of Zlatan Abramovich.
Translated, the article reads:
Ibrahimovic to Manchester United
Zlatan Ibrahimovic wearing next season the shirt of Manchester United. The 34-year-old Swedish top burner is a free transfer from Paris Saint-Germain.
Manchester United Louis van Gaal was today – after two difficult seasons – sacked as coach. His successor is already waiting and former Chelsea manager Jose Mourinho.
Ibrahimovic, had never been in the Premier League. He was in the interest of many clubs and could even for an annual salary of 50 million to relocate the Chinese football league.
The former Ajax player, however, did not opt for the money, but above all for his future. After his active career as a football player he wants to become a trainer. Manchester United is a few years working as assistant coach in the offing.
If true, this is will be an interesting time for Man Utd fans.
If untrue, then this can go on the pile with all the other ‘LVG Must Die’ stories.
