wind cover and looking at next week’s Premier League card. This house arrest from real football that normal people actually care about has become insufferable.
Another early bird kick off sees the greatest football team the world has ever seen™ host some itinerants from Woolwich. 123ohrs because the powers that be think that Madam Booze won’t be able to cast her evil spell before lunch? Righto.
We’ll obviously go into this one in some considerable detail across this week, but in a nutshell this is an away win for me. Yes, I know that the Gunners home form only consists of wins, but this is far from a normal season for us and I think we’re in a good place as a squad to cause havoc here. Away win.
Burnley vs Swansea. Home win.
Liverpool vs Southampton looks like a foregone conclusion. Home win.
Palace vs Everton won’t be one for the purists. Draw.
Leicester City host Manchester City in what is primed to be one way traffic. Away win.
The last of Saturday’s games see Manchester United host Newcastle United, a game that Jose cannot lose, a game that Jose cannot even concede a point from. I’d love to oppose the inevitable but the Barcodes are utterly unreliable. Home win.
A fiver accumulator on that little lot yields the wrong (or right) end of £200.