Date: 28th October 2017 at 11:30am
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After nine games of the current campaign, only goal difference separates Manchester United and Tottenham in the higher reaches of the Premier League table, though both clubs have work to do if they are to close the five-point gap to leaders Manchester City.

OUR LOT: Lloris (C), Aurier, Alderweireld, Vertonghen, Davies, Dier, Winks, Sissoko, Eriksen, Dele, Son.

Jose Mourinho has been accused of playing too defensively in recent weeks, but the self-styled ‘Special One’ is unlikely to let that faze him as he tries to find a formula to combat Mauricio Pochettino’s impressive side.

Squandering a two-goal lead in exiting the Carabao Cup at the hands of West Ham on Wednesday night was not an ideal way for Spurs to warm up for this fixture, but a record of nine wins from their previous ten top-flight away games shows their strength.

Manchester United are a force to be reckoned with on their own patch, however, winning ten and drawing ten of their last 20 Premier League games, so the draw (28% chance) has to be seen as the outstanding bet in this clash between two teams who rarely lose.

 
Comments
  • Aside from cerebrospinal fluid, what's on your mind?
  • gloster1861 October 28, 2017 at 2:37 pm

    Dier had a decent game. Till the last ten minutes when he fell asleep. Jack of all trades, Master of None. Poch, either play him as a CB or a DM, so he can concentrate his skill set. Its one thing to fill in in emergencies, but he isn’t specialising at the back. This kind of thing can happen.

    Is Sanchez injured?

    • East Stand October 28, 2017 at 3:17 pm

      Being kept fresh for Madrid is my guess.

  • Harry Hotspur October 28, 2017 at 2:37 pm
  • The Central Scrutinizer. October 28, 2017 at 2:35 pm

    Does this Dier Bloke actually believe he is some kind of God or something ?

  • caveman October 28, 2017 at 2:34 pm

    Spurs were tippy tappy again, passing backwards most of the time. Afraid and not convinced. No strike force. No creativity by Eriksen and Dele should have gone off instead of Son. Basically a poor inferior performance.

  • legoverlass October 28, 2017 at 2:34 pm

    What did we learn from that? We have only one real goalscorer in Kane. Dier is always going to make a real f**K up in every match. Why did Sanchez not play with maybe Dier and Winks or even Dembele as a starter? Sissoko is and will always be a crock of absolute sh*te. Ali is a petulant little tw*t who spends all his time whining about every challenge. Llorente is shockingly bad and adds nothing at the moment. We still need as we did last summer and the summer before and the summer before that a quality attacking midfielder and another striker with pace as cover. So basically we have learnt nothing we didn’t already know. We may if we get all our injured back and playing on form grab a fourth spot but other than that we will win f**K all yet again.

    • Willy juice October 28, 2017 at 2:36 pm

      Spot on

    • SpurAndy 🍒π October 28, 2017 at 2:40 pm

      Yes but apart from that I think it’s going pretty well.

    • BARD October 28, 2017 at 3:09 pm

      Perfect summary.

  • East Stand October 28, 2017 at 2:34 pm

    We were ‘Maureened’, possibly not helped by the absence of Kane.

    I am still of the opinion that we lack leadership in the middle of the park. This will continue to blight us until it is addressed.

    Dele is a confident lad, shame he doesn’t always back it up with the goods. Never mind, he’s got a tattoo of Bam Bam…

  • Urbane Sturgeon October 28, 2017 at 2:33 pm

    Fraid Gwardeeola’s “the Kane team” jibe has been vindicated. He gets the last laugh, short of us hammering the Globetrotter at home then going on to win the league. We’ve nothing reliable up front other than Kane.

    Get well soon.

    • caveman October 28, 2017 at 2:37 pm

      He was ill mannered to come out with that comment. I would like Spurs to shove those words down his throat and I think Poch will.

  • Not a Real Fan. October 28, 2017 at 2:33 pm

    Davies and Toby the only two players who really showed up today. Dier and Verts to blame for the goal. Eriksen, Alli not good enough.

  • YidinExile October 28, 2017 at 2:31 pm

    3 loses and we will really be up against it

    We have some players who need to have a good look at themselves, all around mediocre performance today, United deserved that win, as they were the only team to muster anything when it mattered

  • SeattleSpursGuy October 28, 2017 at 2:30 pm

    Well, time to avoid football. The talking heads sucking Jose’s dick will be more than I can stand.

    • 💋 October 28, 2017 at 2:36 pm

      … and the blog. The usual suicide cases will be out in force this afternoon. Some of them only show up when there’s something to moan about. If I knew where they lived I’d send ’em the razors …

      • ronwol196061🇨🇦 October 28, 2017 at 2:37 pm

        👍

    • Lilywhite October 28, 2017 at 2:49 pm

      Yep

  • The Central Scrutinizer. October 28, 2017 at 2:29 pm

    Real Madrid !!! Wembley Hoodoo !!! 2 Defeats On the Trot !!! We are officially on the Crest Of A Slump.

  • The Central Scrutinizer. October 28, 2017 at 2:28 pm

    Well at least Sky’s Shares are now on the up.

  • Ufluckinplic October 28, 2017 at 2:27 pm

    Sack Poch, sell Verts & Toby. Hugo is past it, should never have taken Sissoko off he was our best player by miles and very unlucky with his near miss in the first half. Eriksen was let down by all around him except Sissoko. Real Madrid will beat us 25 nil next week.

    • TheCincinnatiYid October 28, 2017 at 2:29 pm

      And God rained on Spurs, MU felt nary a drop

    • Urbane Sturgeon October 28, 2017 at 2:34 pm

      Stop under playing it. I don’t think you realise how serious the situation is.

      • Ufluckinplic October 28, 2017 at 2:38 pm

        That’s true and I apologise….

  • A waddle and a fork October 28, 2017 at 2:26 pm

    Sets us up for Real! We looked ordinary. We lack a leader and a tricky Zaha type

  • Lilywhite October 28, 2017 at 2:26 pm

    Not the end of the world w such a weak side fielded but disappointing. I blame Poch. Our best chance fell to Sissoko and our best player was wasted while up 4-1 vs Liverpool.

    • Willy juice October 28, 2017 at 2:31 pm

      Agreed

    • The Central Scrutinizer. October 28, 2017 at 2:33 pm

      Spot On !!!!! Poch does some right mental moves to be fair.

  • Willy juice October 28, 2017 at 2:26 pm

    son should have been left on to play off llorente. Alli and that baldy bitch did nothing!

    Winks- the most over rated player of all time!

    • Lilywhite without the ll October 28, 2017 at 2:27 pm

      I’m sure you thought the same of Modric

      • Willy juice October 28, 2017 at 2:30 pm

        No I love that little fella. If you are comparing winks to modric you need your head examined

        • caveman October 28, 2017 at 2:31 pm

          That’s your opinion, not a fact.

  • TheCincinnatiYid October 28, 2017 at 2:25 pm

    OT, no HK, one mistake.

    Hardly a shameful defeat

    • Spursy October 28, 2017 at 2:28 pm

      Agree, Cincy.

  • is Gascoigne gonna have a crack? October 28, 2017 at 2:25 pm

    Harry Kane thing being dragged out seconds after the whistle.

    • Lilywhite October 28, 2017 at 2:52 pm

      I’ve been upset about it all week

  • Sexy Beast October 28, 2017 at 2:25 pm

    Lets pity Manure fans having to watch that crap. Gutted we lost to that goal.

    • Lilywhite without the ll October 28, 2017 at 2:26 pm

      Lets pity the Spurs supporters as they didn’t deserve that…

  • BARD October 28, 2017 at 2:25 pm

    Yawn. We’ve been here before. Always the nearly men. Boring.

  • Caspurs♿️ October 28, 2017 at 2:25 pm

    If only Dier didn’t suffer from narcolepsy, oh well.

  • SeattleSpursGuy October 28, 2017 at 2:25 pm

    Not that it made any difference but there were 3 added minutes, Jose made a sub, and the ref blew at 92:58.

    • Urbane Sturgeon October 28, 2017 at 2:26 pm

      He felt sorry for us.

    • 💋 October 28, 2017 at 2:27 pm

      The ref blew when the club sounded a klaxon.

      • Urbane Sturgeon October 28, 2017 at 2:28 pm

        Are you sure that wasn’t the last post?

  • Freund or Foe October 28, 2017 at 2:24 pm

    I can smell piss. Can anyone smell piss?

    • 💋 October 28, 2017 at 2:26 pm

      Mattress filtered?

      • Freund or Foe October 28, 2017 at 2:27 pm

        For sure. Rusty springs.

  • 💋 October 28, 2017 at 2:23 pm

    We were worth the draw. One mistake separated us.

    • The Central Scrutinizer. October 28, 2017 at 2:24 pm

      Thats just swell.

    • Spursy October 28, 2017 at 2:26 pm

      Yeah, we were worth a draw.

  • Lilywhite without the ll October 28, 2017 at 2:23 pm

    More rinse and repeat….its ok with have the CL..

  • The Central Scrutinizer. October 28, 2017 at 2:23 pm

    I extra minute. Fergie Time.

  • Simon October 28, 2017 at 2:23 pm

    When we get Dembele and rose back to full fitness we will be a better proposition

  • A waddle and a fork October 28, 2017 at 2:22 pm

    No long diatribe – just underwhelmingly disappointing- Moaninho won today.

  • 💋 October 28, 2017 at 2:22 pm

    We wont get anything from the ref now.

  • is Gascoigne gonna have a crack? October 28, 2017 at 2:22 pm

    I fancy city to slip up today.

  • Mad Carew October 28, 2017 at 2:22 pm

    Found 70p down the Sofa

  • Not a Real Fan. October 28, 2017 at 2:22 pm

    Spurs in ‘not as good without their best player’ shocker.

    • SpursGoliath October 28, 2017 at 2:23 pm

      Not sure Kane would have guaranteed a win. Jose had to get a result today, it’s Old Trafford. We played well enough to get a draw, bit of bad luck.

      Some pace on the bench would certainly help things though.

      • Not a Real Fan. October 28, 2017 at 2:25 pm

        No guarantee but we missed his attacking threat to pin them back more.

  • Lilywhite without the ll October 28, 2017 at 2:22 pm

    Stick your book up your ars Poch!!

  • YidinExile October 28, 2017 at 2:20 pm

    Again, when we are back to the wall, 2nd tiem this week, no leaders to be found

    Gutless

  • 💋 October 28, 2017 at 2:19 pm

    Eriksen saves

    • Still Nil Nil October 28, 2017 at 2:20 pm

      Is he in goal

  • TheCincinnatiYid October 28, 2017 at 2:19 pm

    Eriksen saves 2d goal

    • Not a Real Fan. October 28, 2017 at 2:20 pm

      HArd work

  • SpursGoliath October 28, 2017 at 2:19 pm

    Once Son ran out of gas we’ve looked laboured

    • Willy juice October 28, 2017 at 2:20 pm

      Once the season started with no creative player bought it was over

  • Al October 28, 2017 at 2:19 pm

    If you settle for a point from the 46th minute this is what you get

  • Urbane Sturgeon October 28, 2017 at 2:18 pm

    We are, after all these years, still short a creatively dominating presence in midfield and a convincing 2nd striker.

    Ho hum.

    • Urbane Sturgeon October 28, 2017 at 2:19 pm

      Ultimately a recipe for a team that wins nothing.

    • Al October 28, 2017 at 2:21 pm

      That’s not true. Eriksen is the second best at the creative mid role in the league.

      • Urbane Sturgeon October 28, 2017 at 2:25 pm

        So, as far as you’re concerned, today Erikson was a dominating presence?

  • Harry Hotspur October 28, 2017 at 2:17 pm

    Jamie Redknapp: “I’m looking at Spurs and there is a lack of belief”

    • Still Nil Nil October 28, 2017 at 2:18 pm

      From him that his wife has left him?

    • Freund or Foe October 28, 2017 at 2:18 pm

      Fuck me, he sounds like Ron.

    • Not a Real Fan. October 28, 2017 at 2:18 pm

      “I’m looking at my wife and thinking: I need a brief.”

    • Ufluckinplic October 28, 2017 at 2:19 pm

      Did you know his wife has left him

    • Al October 28, 2017 at 2:19 pm

      Expect all the Kane missing cliches on match of the smuggest tonight

  • Lilywhite without the ll October 28, 2017 at 2:17 pm

    Not enough courage from the team….

  • BARD October 28, 2017 at 2:16 pm

    How many poor performances from Dier before Poch actually does something about it??

    • Not a Real Fan. October 28, 2017 at 2:16 pm

      LEts hope he doesn’t put him back in midfield

    • Mad Carew October 28, 2017 at 2:18 pm

      Why blame Dier, it was Verts who didn’t get accross to clear, 2 yds late.

    • is Gascoigne gonna have a crack? October 28, 2017 at 2:19 pm

      Like Ron’s said and me and others we need a dominant midfielder to run things

  • The Central Scrutinizer. October 28, 2017 at 2:15 pm

    Not to worry. Spurs have bigger fish to fry. Dopes.

    • Willy juice October 28, 2017 at 2:16 pm

      Won’t get out of that group

  • Not a Real Fan. October 28, 2017 at 2:15 pm

    What’s happened to Aurier’s ‘pace to burn’?

    • Ufluckinplic October 28, 2017 at 2:15 pm

      It’s the rain

    • 💋 October 28, 2017 at 2:15 pm

      And very one footed.

    • Harry Hotspur October 28, 2017 at 2:18 pm

      If you’re missing Bonzo, just say so. We didn’t buy Aurier as a greyhound…

      • Not a Real Fan. October 28, 2017 at 2:24 pm

        I’m not, but this guy could do with beating a man on the outside and putting a cross in….just like Bonzo seldom did.

    • Spursy October 28, 2017 at 2:32 pm

      Aurier played well.

  • Spiderneil October 28, 2017 at 2:14 pm

    When Eriksen gets wet he turns into his Grandad

  • Al October 28, 2017 at 2:14 pm

    The usual shite from Alli now the game is lost

  • BARD October 28, 2017 at 2:13 pm

    If you don’t score it can happen. Yet again lack of attacking depth costs us.

  • Al October 28, 2017 at 2:13 pm

    Tired, cowardice
    Poch will be furious

  • Still Nil Nil October 28, 2017 at 2:13 pm

    Spurs are a one man team (pep and others will gloatingly say)

  • Wombat Hunter October 28, 2017 at 2:12 pm

    Fuck it

  • Spursy October 28, 2017 at 2:12 pm

    Route one.

  • Caspurs♿️ October 28, 2017 at 2:12 pm

    Dier asleep, pfft.

  • Al October 28, 2017 at 2:12 pm

    We’re getting exactly what we deserve for this second half performance.

  • Willy juice October 28, 2017 at 2:12 pm

    Get shitty pants off the baldy bitch

  • Freund or Foe October 28, 2017 at 2:12 pm

    Dire Dier.

    • Not a Real Fan. October 28, 2017 at 2:12 pm

      Yup

  • Urbane Sturgeon October 28, 2017 at 2:12 pm

    Wot defending?

  • Willy juice October 28, 2017 at 2:12 pm

    Alli is a prick

  • SpursGoliath October 28, 2017 at 2:11 pm

    United didn’t deserve the luck but this is how Jose rolls

  • TheCincinnatiYid October 28, 2017 at 2:11 pm

    Dier beaten

  • Al October 28, 2017 at 2:11 pm

    Pathetic and there’s the one mistake. Game over.

  • Lilywhite without the ll October 28, 2017 at 2:10 pm

    Mistake by Jan..

    • 💋 October 28, 2017 at 2:12 pm

      Dier.

      • MysteriousStranger October 28, 2017 at 2:12 pm

        Jan.

        • Spiderneil October 28, 2017 at 2:12 pm

          Both

          • MysteriousStranger October 28, 2017 at 2:13 pm

            Yeah. Both.

  • Willy juice October 28, 2017 at 2:10 pm

    Deserved to lose

    • Spiderneil October 28, 2017 at 2:11 pm

      Are you an Arsenal fan?

  • Mad Carew October 28, 2017 at 2:10 pm

    Feck Martial 1-0

  • MysteriousStranger October 28, 2017 at 2:10 pm

    Bastard.

  • TheCincinnatiYid October 28, 2017 at 2:10 pm

    No

  • Mad Carew October 28, 2017 at 2:09 pm

    Yea

  • 💋 October 28, 2017 at 2:09 pm

    That was their chance.

    • Spiderneil October 28, 2017 at 2:10 pm

      I think that was probably it

      • 💋 October 28, 2017 at 2:11 pm

        Yep. That was their chance.

  • Lilywhite October 28, 2017 at 2:08 pm

    Instep son. Not everything is a hopeful flick.

  • Willy juice October 28, 2017 at 2:08 pm

    Blessed

  • Mad Carew October 28, 2017 at 2:08 pm

    Lingard header off the post with Lloris beaten

    • Spiderneil October 28, 2017 at 2:09 pm

      Racist

      • Not a Real Fan. October 28, 2017 at 2:09 pm

        They look just alike, to be fair.

  • MysteriousStranger October 28, 2017 at 2:08 pm

    Phew.

  • Harry Hotspur October 28, 2017 at 2:07 pm

    christ

    • Not a Real Fan. October 28, 2017 at 2:08 pm

      You’re a belieber?

  • Sid Trotter October 28, 2017 at 2:07 pm

    It was a difficult chance

  • 💋 October 28, 2017 at 2:07 pm

    Gad! It’s coming…

  • Spursy October 28, 2017 at 2:07 pm

    Close. Next one Dele

  • SeattleSpursGuy October 28, 2017 at 2:07 pm

    Wow, Eriksen’s bald spot is really something in hi def.

  • Al October 28, 2017 at 2:06 pm

    Fuck me boy

    Left foot

    Heard of it?

  • Lilywhite without the ll October 28, 2017 at 2:06 pm

    Better..

  • Harry Hotspur October 28, 2017 at 2:06 pm

    I really do loathe the title runt, he’s fucking hopeless

    • Still Nil Nil October 28, 2017 at 2:08 pm

      You’d never guess!

  • TheCincinnatiYid October 28, 2017 at 2:06 pm

    Nooooooo!

    • Lord Croker October 28, 2017 at 2:08 pm

      Nightmare

  • Al October 28, 2017 at 2:06 pm

    That was the chance

  • Spiderneil October 28, 2017 at 2:06 pm

    Oh Alli you fucking mug

  • Mad Carew October 28, 2017 at 2:06 pm

    Oh Dele

  • Harry Hotspur October 28, 2017 at 2:06 pm

    ****

    • Still Nil Nil October 28, 2017 at 2:09 pm

      Are they the 4 stars dele will get in time working at maccie D’s?

  • TMWNN October 28, 2017 at 2:06 pm

    Llorente’s not fit for this team.

  • 💋 October 28, 2017 at 2:05 pm

    Dembele owes us a goal.

  • Ufluckinplic October 28, 2017 at 2:05 pm

    Give Llorente a feckin’ cross to attack

    • Not a Real Fan. October 28, 2017 at 2:05 pm

      Yes!

  • Willy juice October 28, 2017 at 2:05 pm

    Eriksens nappy is full

  • SeattleSpursGuy October 28, 2017 at 2:04 pm

    Who wants to be hero?

    • Spiderneil October 28, 2017 at 2:05 pm

      🙋🏻‍♂️

  • Mad Carew October 28, 2017 at 2:04 pm

    Eriksen row Z

  • Spursy October 28, 2017 at 2:04 pm

    Ben Davies is a tough guy.

  • Harry Hotspur October 28, 2017 at 2:03 pm

    Dele Alli = Half wank

  • Not a Real Fan. October 28, 2017 at 2:02 pm

    Jamie fucking Redknapp is a fucking cuntola.

    • Harry Hotspur October 28, 2017 at 2:02 pm

      His wife has left him

      • Not a Real Fan. October 28, 2017 at 2:03 pm

        For various women.

        • Harry Hotspur October 28, 2017 at 2:04 pm

          and eriksen’s toupe maker…

  • Al October 28, 2017 at 2:01 pm

    That head is the best think Eriksen’s done today

  • Spiderneil October 28, 2017 at 2:01 pm

    Llorente has been taking control lessons from Sissoko

  • BARD October 28, 2017 at 2:01 pm

    Any time now Dele you can repay us for the shit season so far.

  • TheCincinnatiYid October 28, 2017 at 2:00 pm

    Yes. One mistake one bit of luck one bad call

  • Not a Real Fan. October 28, 2017 at 2:00 pm

    Moany just taken his 2 biggest threats off

  • Mad Carew October 28, 2017 at 1:59 pm

    One goal will win this

    • Not a Real Fan. October 28, 2017 at 1:59 pm

      Llorente header, if we could actually get a cross in.

    • SeattleSpursGuy October 28, 2017 at 2:00 pm

      Half a goal would do it.

  • Spursy October 28, 2017 at 1:59 pm

    Slip sliding away conditions. C’mon Spurs!

  • Ufluckinplic October 28, 2017 at 1:58 pm

    Hahaha Herrera just shat in his pants

  • Lilywhite without the ll October 28, 2017 at 1:58 pm

    We get momentum then slow the game down and make a mistake…

  • Harry Hotspur October 28, 2017 at 1:58 pm

    The rain has washed away Eriksen’s hair thickener – he’s now got a monk’s crown.

  • Sid Trotter October 28, 2017 at 1:57 pm

    Our players need umbrellas

  • Mad Carew October 28, 2017 at 1:56 pm

    Touch of an effluent

  • Lilywhite October 28, 2017 at 1:56 pm

    Jeez Valencia’s got a shot on him. Sissokoesque.

  • Al October 28, 2017 at 1:56 pm

    An arm from Moussa in the back could snap your spine

  • MysteriousStranger October 28, 2017 at 1:56 pm

    I expect Eriksen will be getting that bald patch sorted out in the summer.

    • Harry Hotspur October 28, 2017 at 1:58 pm

      Heh heh (see above)

      • MysteriousStranger October 28, 2017 at 2:05 pm

        😀

  • Not a Real Fan. October 28, 2017 at 1:55 pm

    Good to see Micky Taryun going off.

  • Harry Hotspur October 28, 2017 at 1:55 pm

    All the passing is telegraphed in. There’s no spark or surprise…

  • Willy juice October 28, 2017 at 1:55 pm

    Llorente will never score for us

  • A waddle and a fork October 28, 2017 at 1:54 pm

    Trippier would be better too

  • BARD October 28, 2017 at 1:54 pm

    One decent Aurier cross and a Llorente header please. To go.

  • Harry Hotspur October 28, 2017 at 1:54 pm

    This is a more uptempo version of West Ham if we’re being honest with ourselves

    • Al October 28, 2017 at 1:57 pm

      Moussa off the pace

  • Mad Carew October 28, 2017 at 1:54 pm

    We are holding our own

    • TheCincinnatiYid October 28, 2017 at 1:54 pm

      Sacking off?

      • TheCincinnatiYid October 28, 2017 at 1:54 pm

        W

  • A waddle and a fork October 28, 2017 at 1:53 pm

    On this showing neither of these teams will win the league. We should be bringing Son on not taking him off. He’s a super sub end of.

    • Willy juice October 28, 2017 at 1:53 pm

      The league is over

      • Freund or Foe October 28, 2017 at 1:54 pm

        Crikey.

      • Not a Real Fan. October 28, 2017 at 1:54 pm

        …in May.

      • 61SpursNut🌰 October 28, 2017 at 1:55 pm

        …38 games.

  • Not a Real Fan. October 28, 2017 at 1:53 pm

    Gutted that we haven’t got Janssen to bring on.

  • SpursGoliath October 28, 2017 at 1:51 pm

    Shame we aren’t bringing Dembele and a fresh Son on really.

    Time for Llorente to make a contribution.

  • 💋 October 28, 2017 at 1:51 pm

    No bench? What no bench?

    • Harry Hotspur October 28, 2017 at 1:52 pm

      Bench police, law guardians! I wish to report a bench missing …

    • ronwol196061 October 28, 2017 at 1:52 pm

      we are leaving the bench where it is,its relaxed

  • BARD October 28, 2017 at 1:51 pm

    How are we supposed to score with no pace no width and no height even if crosses came in??

  • Ufluckinplic October 28, 2017 at 1:51 pm

    A target man to hold it up.

  • Willy juice October 28, 2017 at 1:51 pm

    Son off? Fuck sake! Son off llorente was combo

  • Mad Carew October 28, 2017 at 1:51 pm

    Llorente for Son
    Dembele for Sissy

  • Harry Hotspur October 28, 2017 at 1:51 pm

    HTF does Alli stay on?

    • Al October 28, 2017 at 1:52 pm

      He scored a great goal against Palace once

  • Al October 28, 2017 at 1:50 pm

    Llorente to win it

  • Lilywhite without the ll October 28, 2017 at 1:50 pm

    Soooooo slooooowwwww…come on!

  • 💋 October 28, 2017 at 1:48 pm

    We are not intimidated. At all.

    • 💋 October 28, 2017 at 1:50 pm

      Lions.

  • 💋 October 28, 2017 at 1:48 pm

    Eriksen will win it.

    • Willy juice October 28, 2017 at 1:49 pm

      The hide and go seek competition 2017

  • ronwol196061 October 28, 2017 at 1:48 pm

    Dier playing great

  • ronwol196061 October 28, 2017 at 1:46 pm

    we could score now

    • Willy juice October 28, 2017 at 1:46 pm

      Lol

      • ronwol196061 October 28, 2017 at 1:47 pm

        I mean it

        • Sid Trotter October 28, 2017 at 1:47 pm

          Both the other teams could to

        • 61SpursNut🌰 October 28, 2017 at 1:48 pm

          I demand it.

        • Willy juice October 28, 2017 at 1:48 pm

          Put the glue down

  • Sid Trotter October 28, 2017 at 1:45 pm

    Phew

  • Harry Hotspur October 28, 2017 at 1:45 pm

    Eriksen’s pooped his pants

    • MysteriousStranger October 28, 2017 at 1:45 pm

      Again.

  • Al October 28, 2017 at 1:45 pm

    Time to wake up

  • SpursGoliath October 28, 2017 at 1:45 pm

    When can we take Sissoko off?

    • Mad Carew October 28, 2017 at 1:46 pm

      When we get £30m worth of football from him.

  • Spursy October 28, 2017 at 1:45 pm

    Ben 💗

  • 💋 October 28, 2017 at 1:44 pm

    Weathered the storm

  • TheCincinnatiYid October 28, 2017 at 1:44 pm

    Better lucky than good

  • MysteriousStranger October 28, 2017 at 1:44 pm

    Ben Davies the hero twice.

  • Spursy October 28, 2017 at 1:44 pm

    Thank you fiotball gods

  • Willy juice October 28, 2017 at 1:44 pm

    Hugo 🤦🏻‍♂️

  • SeattleSpursGuy October 28, 2017 at 1:43 pm

    That did my heart no good

  • SpursGoliath October 28, 2017 at 1:43 pm

    What the fuck was that Lloris? :/

  • Mad Carew October 28, 2017 at 1:43 pm

    Jeez Ugo

  • Sid Trotter October 28, 2017 at 1:43 pm

    Same pattern as the first half, they’re just a little bit warmer

  • Mad Carew October 28, 2017 at 1:40 pm

    Eriksen needs to wake up, a poor shadow of the player he should be today. This game is crying out for creativity.

  • BARD October 28, 2017 at 1:40 pm

    Herrera is rapidly becoming my new hate figure to rival Fabregas. Wankers.

  • BARD October 28, 2017 at 1:38 pm

    We still need a good back up striker and an attacking midfielder to pressurise Eriksen. We won’t win anything without these additions.

  • Al October 28, 2017 at 1:38 pm

    Herrera is a titnugget

  • Urbane Sturgeon October 28, 2017 at 1:38 pm

    Hope I’m wrong but I suspect that due to our lack of attacking threat or general creativity, they might well feel confident throwing themselves forward more. Will we buckle under the pressure or break more successfully and go 1 up?

  • Willy juice October 28, 2017 at 1:37 pm

    Eriksen is afraid. Playing blind passes just to get the ball away from him

    • Ufluckinplic October 28, 2017 at 1:38 pm

      Summed it up perfectly

  • BARD October 28, 2017 at 1:36 pm

    Urbane Sturgeon
    It’s a wonder to behold.
    Not our play or the match, but the immense gap between the quality of our defending and the quality of our attempts to pass forwards.

    We have a world class defence and(Kane aside) a championship class attack.

    • Urbane Sturgeon October 28, 2017 at 1:41 pm

      To be fair, we’re playing the Prem’s 2nd placed side we don’t have a striker on the field.

  • Urbane Sturgeon October 28, 2017 at 1:33 pm

    If we were performing like this against the good manc team we’d be 2 or 3 down by now.

    • Al October 28, 2017 at 1:34 pm

      Disagree

      • Sexy Beast October 28, 2017 at 1:36 pm

        completely

        • 💋 October 28, 2017 at 1:43 pm

          And utterly.

  • Superspoz 🏆 October 28, 2017 at 1:27 pm

    I don’t care what Mourinho has won, he’s an enemy of football imo.

    • Caspurs♿️ October 28, 2017 at 1:28 pm

      He’s the Anti Christ of football.

      • ronwol196061 October 28, 2017 at 1:30 pm

        He turned all the Chelsea players against him at the end..he could do the same with United

        • Spiderneil October 28, 2017 at 1:31 pm

          Let’s hope it starts at half time

        • Caspurs♿️ October 28, 2017 at 1:31 pm

          The whole world is hoping..

      • TheCincinnatiYid October 28, 2017 at 1:38 pm

        The Christ of anti-football

    • Lilywhite October 28, 2017 at 1:30 pm

      I agree. Buys his success which is filled w stifiling and alienating his own players.

  • Caspurs♿️ October 28, 2017 at 1:27 pm

    Sofa so comfy…

  • legoverlass October 28, 2017 at 1:27 pm

    Skay first 10 mins then took control but don’t know where a goal is coming from up front. Ericksen has been off colour recently . Winks has been sharp and Dier has woken up from Wednesdays nap. Sissoko is still “sh*t” in dangerous positions. We so miss Dembele and Wanyama in the middle and still lack that extra creativity in and around the box

    • ronwol196061 October 28, 2017 at 1:28 pm

      I think Sissoko in midfield is ok,its when he attacks the goal thats the problem

      • Spiderneil October 28, 2017 at 1:29 pm

        I preferred Sissoko when he was at Newcastle

        • ronwol196061 October 28, 2017 at 1:31 pm

          The problem is we have him and nobody wants him. He is tough in mid though.

    • Urbane Sturgeon October 28, 2017 at 1:31 pm

      Winks has been as guilty of some dreadfull passing as anyone. Who was that towards the end who received the ball running out of our defense, looked up and promptly passed straight to the feet of a red shirt running into our box?

      • ronwol196061 October 28, 2017 at 1:35 pm

        last week his and Alis posioning in mid is good but he doesnt do enough making things happen.he isnt the only one though

  • ronwol196061 October 28, 2017 at 1:26 pm

    Id rather have Dele today even if he is a bit of a liability than Eriksen.At least Dele juiced us up

    • Urbane Sturgeon October 28, 2017 at 1:28 pm

      Bout time for an Irksome free kick isn’t it? It’s bin a while.

      • ronwol196061 October 28, 2017 at 1:32 pm

        3 years ago Eriksen was scoring some lovely goals from free kicks.It was the only thing he did well. His game got a bit better (not the last few games) but his set plays are shit

      • ronwol196061 October 28, 2017 at 1:33 pm

        He looks to me that he lives in fear.When the situation his fine,the tacking is not hard,he is ok but the league is getting tougher that way

  • Urbane Sturgeon October 28, 2017 at 1:26 pm

    It’s a wonder to behold.

    Not our play or the match, but the immense gap between the quality of our defending and the quality of our attempts to pass forwards.

    • ronwol196061 October 28, 2017 at 1:27 pm

      Yes thats the key.
      Passing forwards out of midfield is a problem its a bit too much hot potato for me

  • Superspoz 🏆 October 28, 2017 at 1:25 pm

    A moment of brilliance or a moment of madness will decide this game

    • Lilywhite October 28, 2017 at 1:27 pm

      We need to careful of their counterattack.

    • Al October 28, 2017 at 1:34 pm

      Yep
      If we continue as we are and don’t give any needless change at the back, we’ll nick this.

      They are there for the taking.

  • Lilywhite October 28, 2017 at 1:20 pm

    I’ll take that w this lineup.

  • 💋 October 28, 2017 at 1:19 pm

    1/2 time already? Jeez.

  • ronwol196061 October 28, 2017 at 1:19 pm

    I thought our defence played great…our pressing and tackling the best
    everything else…meh!

  • danspurs October 28, 2017 at 1:19 pm

    Well at least we went at them. Good battling half.

  • Horndog 🇺🇸 October 28, 2017 at 1:18 pm

    I think we have done just fine.

    • Freund or Foe October 28, 2017 at 1:19 pm

      They are deceptively shite.

  • 💋 October 28, 2017 at 1:17 pm

    Ashley Old.

  • Mad Carew October 28, 2017 at 1:17 pm

    Dele needs to stop that stimulation, Jones drew out of the tackle.

    • Spiderneil October 28, 2017 at 1:17 pm

      He’s not stimulating me!

  • 💋 October 28, 2017 at 1:16 pm

    Whats happened to Phil Jones’ neck?

    • SeattleSpursGuy October 28, 2017 at 1:17 pm

      Sold it for medical experiments

    • Ufluckinplic October 28, 2017 at 1:18 pm

      You mean the strange looking thing on top of it? His head I believe

      • 💋 October 28, 2017 at 1:21 pm

        He’s shoulxers seem to sprout out from under his ears. The poor love.

  • ronwol196061 October 28, 2017 at 1:16 pm

    9-9-9-10-9 for artistic impression

  • Lilywhite October 28, 2017 at 1:15 pm

    They really are sitting back. Up to us to take our chances and not be silly or sloppy.

  • Horndog 🇺🇸 October 28, 2017 at 1:15 pm

    Jesus, what a bunch of whiners.

    • Spiderneil October 28, 2017 at 1:24 pm

      Us?

  • Al October 28, 2017 at 1:15 pm

    The guy from hitch who isn’t Will smith would play Jon Moss in a film of his life.

  • ronwol196061 October 28, 2017 at 1:15 pm

    we got them on the run

  • danspurs October 28, 2017 at 1:14 pm

    Herrerra is odious

  • BARD October 28, 2017 at 1:14 pm

    Herrera is a snivelling little prick.

  • ronwol196061 October 28, 2017 at 1:12 pm

    Best fans in the league without doubt!!!!

  • Harry Hotspur October 28, 2017 at 1:12 pm

    The away section is tiny at OT – their fans are woeful

    • Ufluckinplic October 28, 2017 at 1:14 pm

      They’ll beat ours back to London though

      • 💋 October 28, 2017 at 1:15 pm

        Hehe.

  • Ufluckinplic October 28, 2017 at 1:12 pm

    Away fans doing us proud as usual

  • ronwol196061 October 28, 2017 at 1:12 pm

    Opening up now

  • ronwol196061 October 28, 2017 at 1:10 pm

    Herrera just did a sissoko

  • ronwol196061 October 28, 2017 at 1:09 pm

    Thank God for our defence

  • Al October 28, 2017 at 1:09 pm

    Needlessly nervy moments at the back

  • Harry Hotspur October 28, 2017 at 1:09 pm

    Dele Alli will be on his phone at HT ordering a Louis Vuitton tweezers and case set

    • Spiderneil October 28, 2017 at 1:10 pm

      Is that the one that comes with the nose/ear hair trimmer?

    • Horndog 🇺🇸 October 28, 2017 at 1:10 pm

      Jose will be giving his squad advanced c*nt lessons at halftime.

  • 💋 October 28, 2017 at 1:09 pm

    Who’s the home side here?

  • Spiderneil October 28, 2017 at 1:08 pm

    Think the ref actually got that one wrong

    • Harry Hotspur October 28, 2017 at 1:10 pm

      It was pretty cynical. Surprised we got away with it.

  • danspurs October 28, 2017 at 1:08 pm

    I can see lukaku’s beard catching on around glory holes

  • SpursGoliath October 28, 2017 at 1:08 pm

    Playing well enough to nick this

  • Sid Trotter October 28, 2017 at 1:06 pm

    If we can get to half time without them scoring we’ll be drawing

    • ronwol196061 October 28, 2017 at 1:08 pm

      not if we score Sid.I didnt g to Oxford for nothing

  • Al October 28, 2017 at 1:06 pm

    That was silly alli

  • Horndog 🇺🇸 October 28, 2017 at 1:06 pm

    Dier is up for it.

  • 💋 October 28, 2017 at 1:05 pm

    Sissy playing well, the lack of ball control and ability to shoot not withstanding.

  • SeattleSpursGuy October 28, 2017 at 1:04 pm

    Sissy stacking up a body count here.

    • Lord Croker October 28, 2017 at 1:05 pm

      😎

  • Harry Hotspur October 28, 2017 at 1:04 pm

    The Hairy Bikers are tougher than these wooftas

    • 💋 October 28, 2017 at 1:06 pm

      The Hairy Bastards, as they are known in my house.

  • Al October 28, 2017 at 1:04 pm

    Herrera is a twerp

  • ronwol196061 October 28, 2017 at 1:04 pm

    we are great tacklers

  • Al October 28, 2017 at 1:03 pm

    Jan

    Fuck me and my wife Jan

    • danspurs October 28, 2017 at 1:11 pm

      Post a picture of your wife Jan and we’ll think about it

  • 💋 October 28, 2017 at 1:03 pm

    We’re getting under their skin.

    • Lord Croker October 28, 2017 at 1:05 pm

      Yes it’s great.

  • ronwol196061 October 28, 2017 at 1:03 pm

    The prick was lying on the floor dead

  • Spiderneil October 28, 2017 at 1:03 pm

    Good job Alli got involved there, it was very important that his views on the matter were considered.

  • Ufluckinplic October 28, 2017 at 1:03 pm

    Ohhhhh, bad boys 😂😂😂

  • Spursy October 28, 2017 at 1:02 pm

    Handbags. Pfft.

  • Covspur October 28, 2017 at 1:02 pm

    Watch out for the bird shit young

  • Lilywhite without the ll October 28, 2017 at 1:02 pm

    United fans come alive when theres a fight!

  • Mad Carew October 28, 2017 at 1:02 pm

    Sub Dele now

  • ronwol196061 October 28, 2017 at 1:02 pm

    dele and young beautiful

  • Harry Hotspur October 28, 2017 at 1:02 pm

    Here we go

  • Al October 28, 2017 at 1:02 pm

    Fuck of Young you fat dwarf

    • Al October 28, 2017 at 1:02 pm

      Off

      Jeez

  • Spursy October 28, 2017 at 1:01 pm

    Young making a meal yet again…

  • Spiderneil October 28, 2017 at 1:01 pm

    I think Dier ignored him on purpose, and rightly so.

  • Al October 28, 2017 at 1:01 pm

    Dier’s decision bleurgh

    • Spiderneil October 28, 2017 at 1:01 pm

      Correct decision. Do not pass to Sissoko.

  • Sid Trotter October 28, 2017 at 1:01 pm

    Out of the stadium?

  • ronwol196061 October 28, 2017 at 1:01 pm

    youngs so full of shit

  • Harry Hotspur October 28, 2017 at 1:00 pm

    …lovely work from Serge there

  • 💋 October 28, 2017 at 1:00 pm

    OMG! He gets in the right positions but …

    • danspurs October 28, 2017 at 1:01 pm

      He’s like my sex life.

  • Al October 28, 2017 at 1:00 pm

    This is impressive. No brain farts please.

  • Ufluckinplic October 28, 2017 at 1:00 pm

    I’m not going to say anything on that…🙄

  • SeattleSpursGuy October 28, 2017 at 1:00 pm

    FFS…….

  • ronwol196061 October 28, 2017 at 1:00 pm

    Sisssssoh co

    • Horndog 🇺🇸 October 28, 2017 at 1:01 pm

      He is setting them up, making them think that he is shit.

      • Spiderneil October 28, 2017 at 1:02 pm

        They would be right.

  • Mad Carew October 28, 2017 at 12:59 pm

    Sissoko yes…no

  • 61SpursNut🌰 October 28, 2017 at 12:59 pm

    LOL

  • Harry Hotspur October 28, 2017 at 12:59 pm

    ****oko

    • Lilywhite without the ll October 28, 2017 at 1:00 pm

      Vorm would’ve scored that..

  • Covspur October 28, 2017 at 12:59 pm

    Oh dear

  • Spiderneil October 28, 2017 at 12:59 pm

    Sissoko showing what he’s made of there.

  • Rich G💣 October 28, 2017 at 12:58 pm

    Unusual to see a Top quality team with 2 players that can’t even kick a football,painful to watch so far

  • 61SpursNut🌰 October 28, 2017 at 12:57 pm

    Fakinel CE won a tackle.

  • Ufluckinplic October 28, 2017 at 12:57 pm

    Someone really needs to get a grip of eriksen in these type of games. Hope he makes me eat my words but I’m not holding my breath.

  • Harry Hotspur October 28, 2017 at 12:56 pm

    WHAT A GOAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • 💋 October 28, 2017 at 12:57 pm

      Oi.

      • Harry Hotspur October 28, 2017 at 12:57 pm

        Sorry, typo.

        • Sid Trotter October 28, 2017 at 1:00 pm

          Banned

    • Spiderneil October 28, 2017 at 12:57 pm

      What game are you watching?

  • Spiderneil October 28, 2017 at 12:56 pm

    Safety first Hugo

    • Horndog 🇺🇸 October 28, 2017 at 12:57 pm

      Is he playing while wearing a condom?

  • Willy juice October 28, 2017 at 12:56 pm

    Eriksen must be wearing a blind fold

    • Sid Trotter October 28, 2017 at 12:56 pm

      That’s not allowed, rule 137d

  • ronwol196061 October 28, 2017 at 12:54 pm

    One things with Son he does give 100% and is not afraid like some

    • Spiderneil October 28, 2017 at 12:55 pm

      Who could you possibly be referring to 😱

      • 61SpursNut🌰 October 28, 2017 at 12:55 pm

        I CE what you did there.

        • Horndog 🇺🇸 October 28, 2017 at 12:56 pm

          He went to the deli.

      • ronwol196061 October 28, 2017 at 12:56 pm

        let me think

  • Harry Hotspur October 28, 2017 at 12:54 pm

    Man utd fans are rotten.

  • Ufluckinplic October 28, 2017 at 12:54 pm

    Good tackle Sonny

  • Horndog 🇺🇸 October 28, 2017 at 12:54 pm

    Sonny is working his ass off

    • Lilywhite without the ll October 28, 2017 at 12:54 pm

      great tackle..

  • Harry Hotspur October 28, 2017 at 12:54 pm

    Good tackle from Sonambulist

  • Spiderneil October 28, 2017 at 12:53 pm

    Don’t worry, Eriksen’s got this corner

  • ronwol196061 October 28, 2017 at 12:53 pm

    We need to earn our confidence and not wait for something good to happen

    • Freund or Foe October 28, 2017 at 12:53 pm

      We need to get it up to Kane, get him into the game.

    • 💋 October 28, 2017 at 12:54 pm

      Surely you gain confidence when something good happens?

      • ronwol196061 October 28, 2017 at 12:55 pm

        Yes but thats not assured..making good happen is substance

  • Harry Hotspur October 28, 2017 at 12:52 pm

    We’re settling down, but they’ve rattled us.

  • Spiderneil October 28, 2017 at 12:51 pm

    Please stop shooting from 40 yards…

    • 61SpursNut🌰 October 28, 2017 at 12:52 pm

      Tobes ain’t listening.

  • BARD October 28, 2017 at 12:51 pm

    Dembele needs minutes if he’s to play any part v Madrid.

  • ronwol196061 October 28, 2017 at 12:51 pm

    hesitant and sloppy by us

  • Horndog 🇺🇸 October 28, 2017 at 12:51 pm

    They are still in this.

  • Lilywhite without the ll October 28, 2017 at 12:50 pm

    Son’s got his slippers on, put your boots on boy!

  • is Gascoigne gonna have a crack? October 28, 2017 at 12:50 pm

    Lunchtime K/O’s eh?

  • BARD October 28, 2017 at 12:50 pm

    We need to keep frustrating them and hope Dele has his one moment. I’m not hopeful.

  • Sid Trotter October 28, 2017 at 12:49 pm

    Sissy is strong but he has the ball control of a 3 year old

    • Spiderneil October 28, 2017 at 12:50 pm

      And the footballing ability of a netball player

    • SeattleSpursGuy October 28, 2017 at 12:50 pm

      Same bowel control too

  • The Central Scrutinizer. October 28, 2017 at 12:49 pm

    who is the captain again ? not one outfield player with any Calming Vibe.

    • Sid Trotter October 28, 2017 at 12:50 pm

      Me

      • The Central Scrutinizer. October 28, 2017 at 12:54 pm

        Well get captaining ya bastaaaad !

    • A waddle and a fork October 28, 2017 at 12:52 pm

      The only leader we have in truth is Kane and he’s not captain!

  • danspurs October 28, 2017 at 12:49 pm

    Yay. Stats are up!

  • Al October 28, 2017 at 12:48 pm

    Lukaku is wet

    • Horndog 🇺🇸 October 28, 2017 at 12:49 pm

      Davies is tougher.

  • Covspur October 28, 2017 at 12:48 pm

    Our front line today is gash

    • 💋 October 28, 2017 at 12:50 pm

      17 mins in?

  • Al October 28, 2017 at 12:48 pm

    Nice to see us get into the game, at least.

  • BARD October 28, 2017 at 12:48 pm

    Dale is patchy and Eriksen never runs games. Ever.

  • ronwol196061 October 28, 2017 at 12:48 pm

    Stupid play

  • Sid Trotter October 28, 2017 at 12:47 pm

    Sigh … this is not us. We so miss the confidence of Kane

    • Spiderneil October 28, 2017 at 12:48 pm

      The lack of Kane and everything he does is really apparent.

    • Mad Carew October 28, 2017 at 12:48 pm

      Sure we’ve got Sissoko

  • ronwol196061 October 28, 2017 at 12:46 pm

    Dele and Eriksen need to play…they are not

    • A waddle and a fork October 28, 2017 at 12:50 pm

      100 percent agree with u

  • Al October 28, 2017 at 12:46 pm

    Nice break then urgh

  • SeattleSpursGuy October 28, 2017 at 12:45 pm

    Can’t believe I’m saying this, but: sloppy from Sissy.

    • 💋 October 28, 2017 at 12:46 pm

      Very unlike him.

  • Spiderneil October 28, 2017 at 12:45 pm

    This ref is starting to annoy me too.

    • is Gascoigne gonna have a crack? October 28, 2017 at 12:51 pm

      That was a given today

  • danspurs October 28, 2017 at 12:44 pm

    Ugo Ugo

  • Lilywhite without the ll October 28, 2017 at 12:44 pm

    could be a long 90mins..

  • ronwol196061 October 28, 2017 at 12:43 pm

    The shot ratio is down

  • Spiderneil October 28, 2017 at 12:43 pm

    We had a shot!

  • Covspur October 28, 2017 at 12:42 pm

    Only 10 mins gone.. fuck

  • ronwol196061 October 28, 2017 at 12:42 pm

    We could get a goal out of this

  • SeattleSpursGuy October 28, 2017 at 12:42 pm

    lukaku with the clearance

  • Al October 28, 2017 at 12:41 pm

    Kane woulda scored that

    • Horndog 🇺🇸 October 28, 2017 at 12:42 pm

      For United?

      • 💋 October 28, 2017 at 12:44 pm

        🤗

  • A waddle and a fork October 28, 2017 at 12:41 pm

    Eriksen doing the opposite of what is needed. Grab the fucking game by the bollocks please!!

  • ronwol196061 October 28, 2017 at 12:41 pm

    Great tackle there

  • Spiderneil October 28, 2017 at 12:41 pm

    At least Lukaku is shit

  • Harry Hotspur October 28, 2017 at 12:41 pm

    ffs

  • Spiderneil October 28, 2017 at 12:41 pm

    Enjoyment levels so far:
    1/10

  • 💋 October 28, 2017 at 12:41 pm

    Winks to make the boys … winks.

  • Sid Trotter October 28, 2017 at 12:40 pm

    We don’t want the ball in their half

  • ronwol196061 October 28, 2017 at 12:40 pm

    Great move Winks

  • Horndog 🇺🇸 October 28, 2017 at 12:40 pm

    Winks is a man. Player.

  • Harry Hotspur October 28, 2017 at 12:40 pm

    Winks is a hunk

    • Al October 28, 2017 at 12:41 pm

      I filled my pants at the front when he did that little break

      • Al October 28, 2017 at 12:42 pm

        And the back when he smacked it straight out of play

  • Al October 28, 2017 at 12:40 pm

    We look sloppy. That’s a fact. Get the ball.

    Gary ‘Attack the day’ Neville says we need to relax.

  • 61SpursNut🌰 October 28, 2017 at 12:39 pm

    Rumour has it that CE will pass to one his own before half time.

  • ronwol196061 October 28, 2017 at 12:39 pm

    Eriksen passing 0-4

  • The Central Scrutinizer. October 28, 2017 at 12:38 pm

    Dier, what a sad bastard !!!!!

  • Harry Hotspur October 28, 2017 at 12:38 pm

    Possession stat fans look away now

  • 💋 October 28, 2017 at 12:38 pm

    Aurier got beat pretty easy there.

  • Covspur October 28, 2017 at 12:37 pm

    We are slow already to close them down

  • Al October 28, 2017 at 12:37 pm

    Can we get hold of the ball please

    • 💋 October 28, 2017 at 12:39 pm

      You can get hold of the Scrutiziner’s ball if you can ensure a draw.

  • Ufluckinplic October 28, 2017 at 12:35 pm

    Time for Eriksen to deliver in a big game.

    • Horndog 🇺🇸 October 28, 2017 at 12:37 pm

      Time for Jose to un-c*nt himself.

    • ronwol196061 October 28, 2017 at 12:38 pm

      He started off tenous

    • danspurs October 28, 2017 at 12:38 pm

      Another last minute winner like away to city would go down well… I still sometimes relive that when making love to Mrs danspurs. ..

      • Ufluckinplic October 28, 2017 at 12:39 pm

        As long as you don’t call out ‘Christian’ when shooting your bolt!

        • danspurs October 28, 2017 at 12:41 pm

          Luckily I’m usually gagged.

  • 💋 October 28, 2017 at 12:35 pm
  • Mad Carew October 28, 2017 at 12:35 pm

    Eriksen needs to hone his touch

    • ronwol196061 October 28, 2017 at 12:36 pm

      yes,two weak passes

      • Al October 28, 2017 at 12:38 pm

        Make that three

    • ronwol196061 October 28, 2017 at 12:36 pm

      Its the chicken factor

    • Harry Hotspur October 28, 2017 at 12:37 pm

      Tone his hutch? This is no time to be discussing rabbit housing, man.

  • Horndog 🇺🇸 October 28, 2017 at 12:34 pm

    Aurier has magic Ivory Coast hair spiff up.

  • Al October 28, 2017 at 12:34 pm

    Their sixty year old left back’s still got it

  • Harry Hotspur October 28, 2017 at 12:33 pm

    Dele’s not touched the ball ONCE in one minute 22 seconds.

  • Urbane Sturgeon October 28, 2017 at 12:33 pm
  • The Central Scrutinizer. October 28, 2017 at 12:32 pm

    It will be interesting to see how Dele Copes with Kane Missing, would not be surprised to see him off with an injury, especially if we are losing.

    • ronwol196061 October 28, 2017 at 12:37 pm

      If there is one player that will win it its Dele..and it may be the only thig he does

  • Matt October 28, 2017 at 12:31 pm

    DOnt understand Benching Sanchez. Poch getting too clever by half. Unless injured that’s just bizarre.

    • Willy juice October 28, 2017 at 12:32 pm

      4 at back. Toby and Jan in the middle

  • Harry Hotspur October 28, 2017 at 12:31 pm

    Oh ffs, now who’s died? This is every fucking week…

    • Willy juice October 28, 2017 at 12:32 pm

      Our attack

    • Caspurs♿️ October 28, 2017 at 12:32 pm

      ?

    • Spiderneil October 28, 2017 at 12:34 pm

      Kane, didn’t you notice he’s not started?

  • Horndog 🇺🇸 October 28, 2017 at 12:30 pm

    Hugo in victory French yellow.

    • 💋 October 28, 2017 at 12:31 pm

      Thank G*d it’s not surrender monkey yellow.

      • Harry Hotspur October 28, 2017 at 12:32 pm

        ‘Eat our food and sleep with our daughters gold’

  • Freund or Foe October 28, 2017 at 12:30 pm

    Must be strange for our lads to play in such a small stadium.

  • The Central Scrutinizer. October 28, 2017 at 12:30 pm

    The numbers game says we are due a draw there, I would give my left Nut for a draw.

    • 61SpursNut🌰 October 28, 2017 at 12:42 pm

      Thankfully I haven’t left yet.

  • danspurs October 28, 2017 at 12:30 pm

    I have the same bad feeling about today as I had about last Sunday’s game but didn’t have about Wednesday. Hoping there’s some sort of omen there. COYFS!

  • Freund or Foe October 28, 2017 at 12:29 pm

    Cluedo on the bench. I hope he gets a good run out.

    • Harry Hotspur October 28, 2017 at 12:30 pm

      Unlikely with this shit manager

    • Horndog 🇺🇸 October 28, 2017 at 12:31 pm

      Thanks Ron. 😬

    • Spiderneil October 28, 2017 at 12:31 pm

      😂

  • Mad Carew October 28, 2017 at 12:28 pm

    I can’t move this bloody Sofa out !

  • Horndog 🇺🇸 October 28, 2017 at 12:28 pm

    Remember when: early Jan goal and Duece on the double. Those were the days. REPEAT!

  • Harry Hotspur October 28, 2017 at 12:28 pm

    I wish they’d stop repeating our team – it just makes things worse

  • Spiderneil October 28, 2017 at 12:25 pm

    I don’t know whether to watch this or go for a 2 hour walk with the mutt. Not looking forward to it. I really hope my gut is wrong and it was just the double down I ate last night…

  • 💋 October 28, 2017 at 12:23 pm

    0-2 Spurs. That’s not a prediction, it’s a statement of fact. Just got back from 3 pm this afternoon. Great game. Dele with the first and a John O’Shea own goal.

    • is Gascoigne gonna have a crack? October 28, 2017 at 12:24 pm

      How’s the shoulder champ?

      • 💋 October 28, 2017 at 12:28 pm

        Bad night last night. Cheers, Cracko. COYS!

        • is Gascoigne gonna have a crack? October 28, 2017 at 12:30 pm

          Sorry to hear that. 3 points to ease the pain👍

        • Caspurs♿️ October 28, 2017 at 12:31 pm

          Sorry to hear that, you said you’d slept better the night before, hopefully it’ll get better soon Guv’nor. 👍

          • 💋 October 28, 2017 at 12:33 pm

            Thanks, girls.

    • Superspoz 🏆 October 28, 2017 at 12:25 pm

      Brilliant all round performance and a heatwave on the way too. Amazing.

      • Caspurs♿️ October 28, 2017 at 12:26 pm

        “and a heatwave on the way too”
        No that’s just your central heating silly….

        • Superspoz 🏆 October 28, 2017 at 12:29 pm

          Good point. And a good 3 points also

    • danspurs October 28, 2017 at 12:25 pm

      I just got back too. Can’t believe you actually streaked at the Stretford end. For anyone who wants to avoid that, look away between 75 and 77 minutes.

    • is Gascoigne gonna have a crack? October 28, 2017 at 12:27 pm

      Time machines eh? I need the blueprints….

      • Caspurs♿️ October 28, 2017 at 12:28 pm

        Just watch Back to The Future, that’ll do it. Or just ask FoF.

  • Horndog 🇺🇸 October 28, 2017 at 12:22 pm

    Jose says “ we will try and win.” Smug, arrogant fucker.

    • Ufluckinplic October 28, 2017 at 12:24 pm

      He must’ve been jumping for joy when he heard Kane was ruled out. But will that mean he’ll be more adventurous?

      • Horndog 🇺🇸 October 28, 2017 at 12:25 pm

        It means he will be a bigger c*nt than normal.

  • Willy juice October 28, 2017 at 12:21 pm

    Oreo will fuck this whole game up

    • Willy juice October 28, 2017 at 12:22 pm

      Him and dele will be battling to see who’s more of dumb cunt!

      • Horndog 🇺🇸 October 28, 2017 at 12:23 pm

        Jesus Willie, such a positive spin. COYS!

        • Willy juice October 28, 2017 at 12:24 pm

          It’s in my blood now after the Christian gross era

      • Harry Hotspur October 28, 2017 at 12:24 pm

        Rather be a dumb cunt, than a racist one

        • danspurs October 28, 2017 at 12:27 pm

          Sadly, it quite often goes hand in hand. Don’t think I’ve ever met an intelligent rasict one.

    • Caspurs♿️ October 28, 2017 at 12:23 pm

      You should change your name to ‘Voice of Doom’, it’d be far more apt.

  • Willy juice October 28, 2017 at 12:20 pm

    hopefully we perform after that shit during the week

  • Horndog 🇺🇸 October 28, 2017 at 12:20 pm

    Isn’t Ashley Young about 50 yrs. old. Weak link.

    • Willy juice October 28, 2017 at 12:23 pm

      Still a solid player

    • Caspurs♿️ October 28, 2017 at 12:24 pm

      He’s a cheating, diving cnut!

  • Al October 28, 2017 at 12:20 pm

    The shame is that Dele had his best game in aeons last week playing further back. Could have taken this game by the scruff of the neck from that position again today. Hope he doesn’t go missing upfront again. I think he might be great today. There I said it.

  • SpurAndy 🍒π October 28, 2017 at 12:20 pm

    I’m going into Monk mode, off grid until after the game. I’ll start chanting incantations after me sausage sandwich.

  • Caspurs♿️ October 28, 2017 at 12:19 pm

    I would have had Lorente oop top with Son on the right, but wodda I know.
    COYS!!

    • is Gascoigne gonna have a crack? October 28, 2017 at 12:21 pm

      Me too. No Sissoko.

  • Sexy Beast October 28, 2017 at 12:18 pm

    This is the Poochmiester’s 2017 Tottenham, be confident chaps, if we can go the Madrid and almost win then this game should hold no fears.

    • Willy juice October 28, 2017 at 12:19 pm

      Players missing. Their front 3 will be tricky to handle!

  • Ufluckinplic October 28, 2017 at 12:17 pm

    This could be a bit of a rollercoaster ride today with this line-up

    • Horndog 🇺🇸 October 28, 2017 at 12:19 pm

      🎢🎢🎡🎠

    • Harry Hotspur October 28, 2017 at 12:23 pm

      One of those rides where you get on laughing and joking and get off by being cut out by fireman with a paramedic telling you that your legs are now porridge?

  • Mad Carew October 28, 2017 at 12:14 pm

    Previous records and match stats mean nothing, whoever wants the win and points most will win this game, Dele needs to run from deeper with Son, Eriksen and Sissoko utilising the space between the lines.

  • Al October 28, 2017 at 12:13 pm

    I think we’re going to win

  • BARD October 28, 2017 at 12:11 pm

    Harry Hotspur
    I’ve a horrible feeling about this game.

    Comfortable home win. Don’t like this line up at all.

    • Harry Hotspur October 28, 2017 at 12:13 pm

      Son – unreliable
      Dele – unreliable
      Sissoko – Hesky Lite
      Dier – ffs

      We’re 5 men down inc. Kane.

      • Freund or Foe October 28, 2017 at 12:15 pm

        Don’t forget Hugo. He’s been playing well recently, so he’s due a few clangers.

        • Willy juice October 28, 2017 at 12:18 pm

          😂 true

      • Caspurs♿️ October 28, 2017 at 12:15 pm

        On second thoughts H, best you get sniffing NOW!

        • Freund or Foe October 28, 2017 at 12:16 pm

          Toot that Tipex.

          • Harry Hotspur October 28, 2017 at 12:21 pm

            I’m heating up a nice bowl of sellotape

            • is Gascoigne gonna have a crack? October 28, 2017 at 12:23 pm

              I getting some crack after lunch.

  • caveman October 28, 2017 at 12:09 pm

    It will all depend on how Dele plays. He can either play ‘Billy big Bollocks’ or get his ead down and use his brain. If he opts for the second option we should win, if he acts the cunt we will definitely lose.

    • Willy juice October 28, 2017 at 12:10 pm

      I think dele will get sent off today for some reason

      • caveman October 28, 2017 at 12:11 pm

        That’s a pretty weird prediction Juicy.

      • Caspurs♿️ October 28, 2017 at 12:12 pm

        Bloody nora, I hope you don’t do volunteer work for the Samaritans.

    • Harry Hotspur October 28, 2017 at 12:11 pm

      This.

      A great game for Dele to evaporate from – or better yet do something memorably stupid.

      • Caspurs♿️ October 28, 2017 at 12:13 pm

        He’s been improving of late, playing more for the team, and not for himself.

  • Mad Carew October 28, 2017 at 12:06 pm

    Hope Winksy has a huge game.

    • Willy juice October 28, 2017 at 12:10 pm

      What’s a huge game for him!200 short sideway passes instead of 175

  • Harry Hotspur October 28, 2017 at 12:05 pm

    I’ve a horrible feeling about this game.

    • Willy juice October 28, 2017 at 12:09 pm

      Me too but I did about the liverpoop game too

      • Harry Hotspur October 28, 2017 at 12:11 pm

        Aggggggggghhhhh… I hate early games.

    • SpurAndy 🍒π October 28, 2017 at 12:12 pm

      Same 👂.

    • is Gascoigne gonna have a crack? October 28, 2017 at 12:20 pm

      I’ll be surprised if we don’t get beat. If we get 3 points Poch needs a raise.

    • Spiderneil October 28, 2017 at 12:22 pm

      I feel sick

  • Willy juice October 28, 2017 at 12:05 pm

    Why is Sanchez not starting?

    • AccringtonSpurs October 28, 2017 at 12:06 pm

      gout

      • Willy juice October 28, 2017 at 12:08 pm

        Actually we must be 4 at the back so it makes sense

    • Harry Hotspur October 28, 2017 at 12:10 pm

      Tiger bit one of his legs off.

      Rogue tin of Tiger Balm, still had a live tiger in it. Poor lad didn’t stand a chance. Terrifying fuckers, tinned tigers.

  • Harry Hotspur October 28, 2017 at 11:59 am

    I guess I picked the wrong week to give up sniffing glue…

    • is Gascoigne gonna have a crack? October 28, 2017 at 12:00 pm

      There’s never a right week H…..

      • Harry Hotspur October 28, 2017 at 12:01 pm

        True, dat.

        • Caspurs♿️ October 28, 2017 at 12:03 pm

          It’s ok H, stick with it…

          • Harry Hotspur October 28, 2017 at 12:05 pm

            I roll my own Blu tak

  • ronwol196061 October 28, 2017 at 11:46 am

    The key for us with this lineup was getting the ball to the front three. Passing out of defence and making sure we hit that pass so Winks,Sissoko and Dier better be crisp in their passing otherwise the ball will keep coming back at us

    • ronwol196061 October 28, 2017 at 11:47 am

      I guess he could play Dele further back like he did against Pool and put Sissoko more forward but it leaves us short of firepower

    • is Gascoigne gonna have a crack? October 28, 2017 at 11:55 am

      That’s why its strange. With no target style forward there’s nothing to link the midfield with the 3. The Kane or Llorente figure is key to the system.

      • is Gascoigne gonna have a crack? October 28, 2017 at 11:59 am

        We should go for an old school 4-2-4!

        • East Stand October 28, 2017 at 12:06 pm

          Ossie style? Like this?;

          ——————-Walker
          Austin-Nethecott- C***bell-Edinburgh
          ———Calderwood-Dumitrescu
          Anderton–Teddy– Jurgen— Barmby

          Fuck me that’s attacking…

          • is Gascoigne gonna have a crack? October 28, 2017 at 12:17 pm

            Yeeeeah! Let’s go for the throat!

      • East Stand October 28, 2017 at 12:01 pm

        We’ll see if Dier is an anchor in midfield or part of a back three. My theory is that if you play s back three you’d opt for Sanchez as one of them.

        No target man but the ‘false 9’ thing etc is nothing new. Son will be the central forward.

        ——–Hugo
        Aura-Toby-Jan-Davies
        —–Dier—Winks
        Sissy— Alli—Eriksen
        ———-Son

        • is Gascoigne gonna have a crack? October 28, 2017 at 12:02 pm

          Uuuuuuuur …….the false 9….😵

  • Sid Trotter October 28, 2017 at 11:46 am

    So, we playing a 4-5-1? or a $-3-2-1?

    • Harry Hotspur October 28, 2017 at 11:47 am

      In event of an emergency we’ll switch to a 9-9-9

  • SpurAndy 🍒π October 28, 2017 at 11:44 am

    “We’re playing one of the best, if not the best team in the PL”. Moanhino bigging up the away team as usual just in case he doesn’t get a result.

    • Harry Hotspur October 28, 2017 at 11:47 am

      Mourinho really is a spoiled child ‘Have you asked Maurice this question?’

      ‘Fuck off you box headed ponce, I’m asking the questions’…

  • ronwol196061 October 28, 2017 at 11:41 am

    Resting Sanchez makes sense,went a little off the boil last week

    • Covspur October 28, 2017 at 11:42 am

      +1 .. fresh for RM

  • Aussie in Switzerland October 28, 2017 at 11:41 am

    I am in Saigon, is this Kaneless game on any Fox sports channels?

  • Horndog 🇺🇸 October 28, 2017 at 11:39 am

    Sonny will need some touch today.

    • Horndog 🇺🇸 October 28, 2017 at 11:41 am

      If he has a shit first half, expect Llorente early after the break. Also expect to see a Dembele at some point. Flexibility with Dier.

  • LingLongMan 🚯 October 28, 2017 at 11:38 am

    BIOYFRMC!

  • LingLongMan 🚯 October 28, 2017 at 11:37 am

    COYFS!

  • 61SpursNut🌰 October 28, 2017 at 11:37 am

    Kane out and Llorente still sit on the bench. 🤔

    • Horndog 🇺🇸 October 28, 2017 at 11:38 am

      Has to be thinking pace (Son) over hold up (Llorente.)

      • ronwol196061 October 28, 2017 at 11:40 am

        yep…strong defence and the counter with the fluid three attackers

      • 61SpursNut🌰 October 28, 2017 at 11:45 am

        Get those crosses in early then before Fernando comes on 😂

      • is Gascoigne gonna have a crack? October 28, 2017 at 11:48 am

        Play Son as one of the 3 in that case.

    • ronwol196061 October 28, 2017 at 11:39 am

      It makes sense. Sissoko will play deeper in Dembeles position,Winks and Dier DM’s
      Eriksen,Dele and Son fluid

    • is Gascoigne gonna have a crack? October 28, 2017 at 11:46 am

      Just show what a tin pot Levynomic signing it was. A like for like replacement and now, when Kane isn’t available Loch doesn’t use him. I’d have thought the sensible thing would to have Son come on as Llorente tires to exploit gaps if its tight late on. Don’t fancy him though it seems.

      • is Gascoigne gonna have a crack? October 28, 2017 at 11:47 am

        *Poch ffs

  • ronwol196061 October 28, 2017 at 11:36 am

    Kane is apparently trying to get fit..

    • Harry Hotspur October 28, 2017 at 11:44 am

      🤣