Date: 19th September 2017 at 6:53pm
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The League cup. Or more accurately the Carabao cup.

Carabao is apparently Thailand’s second best selling energy drink. This is a 3 year deal, which is tremendous news for those wishing to associate themselves with caffeine riddled piss smelling pop.

By rights this game should be played on a Twister mat in a Channel 4 car park – with the cast of The Only Way Is Essex versus the cast of Emmerdale representing the two teams. What an utterly depressing point we’ve reached in football.

Tottenham Hotspur Football Club: Vorm, Trippier, Foyth, Vertonghen (C), Walker-Peters, Dembele, Winks, Sissoko, Dele, Son, Llorente.

Subs: Gazzinga, Toby, Dier, Booth, Eriksen, Kane, a Chelsea fan.

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Comments
  • Aside from cerebrospinal fluid, what's on your mind?

  • Camus September 20, 2017 at 8:51 am

    My little lad is ill so I’m off work looking after him today. Might be hanging out here a little more than usual today. You lucky, lucky people 😭

    • Harry Hotspur September 20, 2017 at 9:42 am

      Dear god 🤣

    • SpurAndy 🍒π September 20, 2017 at 10:21 am

      Having to play at Wembley, impending Trumpagedon and now this, don’t think I can take any more😨 😉.

  • Aussie in Switzerland September 20, 2017 at 8:19 am

    Just received my “Make America Great Again” hat……already getting reactions at work

    • Camus September 20, 2017 at 8:47 am

      Still waiting on my “Build The Wall” t-shirt.

    • Sexy Beast September 20, 2017 at 8:49 am

      Good Lad!
      http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4901088/Hillary-Huma-arrive-outside-Late-Show.html#reader-comments

      All you Trump haters should take a look at the comments section on that artical, 99% of them are in favor of Trump, the Witch Hillery gets totally slaughtered for her interview with Colbert (who is a complete COCK) read and weep!

    • MysteriousStranger September 20, 2017 at 9:52 am

      They have Poundland in Switzerland as well now? 😂

      • Aussie in Switzerland September 20, 2017 at 10:13 am

        Funniest part is the tag, “made in China”

  • 💋 September 20, 2017 at 7:22 am

    Sexy Beast

    Lilywhite without the II
    Did Dele have a dig at the fans by cupping his ears? Tut tut…

    Cupping his ears at Theboyhotspur

    Makes a change from cupping his testimonials for the boys.

  • Aussie in Switzerland September 20, 2017 at 7:15 am

    How did 4th look?

    • Sexy Beast September 20, 2017 at 9:01 am

      Pure class, the opposition wasn’t up to much but he never made a mistake (that I saw) in the whole game.

      • Aussie in Switzerland September 20, 2017 at 10:13 am

        Cool

  • Camus September 20, 2017 at 6:24 am

    Boom! 💥 “Alli saves Spurs with incredible 5-yard finish but can they keep hold of him?”
    Bringing you today’s headlines today.

  • A waddle and a fork September 20, 2017 at 1:49 am

    Trippier to always take corners now forever yeah?

  • gus September 20, 2017 at 1:37 am

    ronwol196061
    Our good thing is our system. Our bad thing is our system.
    So whats left.
    Plan B……Not Plan Milton Keynes.
    We agree I think

    Yup. One or two players need to step up and start creating. We could do with a magician but they are hard to come by and last time I checked we top scored in the Prem last season? We have it in us

    • ronwol196061 September 20, 2017 at 3:43 am

      Thats the key for sure but meanwhile instead of some people here going on about Wembley it might be useful to thinks that we have enough to do better than we have done the last 2 games and that lets say Eriksen and Dele should be doing this work more so than they are doing as they do have the talent

  • Nick September 20, 2017 at 12:20 am

    Over-egged the headline H “Live” is a bit strong.After the last two performances I’m not sure there’s a pulse.Maybe not time for a DNR just yet but this season could already be on its last legs

    • Harry Hotspur September 20, 2017 at 8:28 am

      Base s upon the periscope clip I wastched we were less live, more like a fish flipping about in a basket at Billingsgate

      • Sexy Beast September 20, 2017 at 9:07 am

        Based on the 90min that I watched your analysis is not far off! 😳

  • BARD September 19, 2017 at 11:42 pm

    ronwol196061🇨🇦
    To think that a team of grown men playing at the highest level would be concerned about where the playing and their performance is sonehow ductating by the fans there.Its fucking nonsense

    Who said the performance was affected by the crowd? And it’s not where they’re playing it’s what they’re playing on. Most of those boys put a shift in game after game. It’s got nothing to do with lack of effort. Constantly comparing them to our boys in the war is ridiculous by the way.

    • ronwol196061🇨🇦 September 20, 2017 at 12:12 am

      I was making a point and its one of focus.They are obviously not focused on these Wembley games as they are Wembley and all those that are adfing to the negative Wembley hype are not helping.
      It has fuck all to do with effort and everything to do with focus.

    • ronwol196061🇨🇦 September 20, 2017 at 12:18 am

      And there has been a huge thing here about we have been affected by the crowd or at Wembley the lack on it at times.Now the crowd is fine but someone the field is a bit too big.
      Its fucking nonsense.

    • ronwol196061🇨🇦 September 20, 2017 at 12:18 am

      Even Poch said its nonsense.

  • Sexy Beast September 19, 2017 at 11:32 pm

    Match report: Just like Swans at home but with a shit goal. Thank goddess there wasn’t extra time. On train for a long journey home.
    Can’t wait for the Bournemouth game 👍
    MoM: Ben Davies (just like Saturday) 😬

  • ronwol196061🇨🇦 September 19, 2017 at 11:26 pm

    The players dont have to hear the fans to play well.Thats BS. They need to play to make their fans happy. And shpuld work their arses off to do that

  • Sexy Beast September 19, 2017 at 11:21 pm

    Lilywhite without the II
    Did Dele have a dig at the fans by cupping his ears? Tut tut…

    Cupping his ears at Theboyhotspur 😂

  • ronwol196061🇨🇦 September 19, 2017 at 11:21 pm

    Fuck the crowd and the place.
    Its all about whats in their heads.
    Its really crazy this bullshit about Wembley
    Add the travelling to Europa games.Its all nonsense.
    The only thing after the talent you have is your confidence in what you can do.
    Michael Jordan would have scored and had his team winning playing on a fucking marshmallow

    • ronwol196061🇨🇦 September 19, 2017 at 11:23 pm

      To think that a team of grown men playing at the highest level would be concerned about where the playing and their performance is sonehow ductating by the fans there.Its fucking nonsense

      • gus September 19, 2017 at 11:30 pm

        That’s your first bad assumption Ron, they are physically mature but boys at heart. Pro sportsmen are also often seriously superstitious

        • ronwol196061🇨🇦 September 20, 2017 at 12:15 am

          Yes so its not Wembley its a misconceived superstition.Thats in their heads right?
          Its not Wembley.
          Infact you are implying Wembley is being demonized and I would agree.
          Freedom is the answer.

          • gus September 20, 2017 at 12:55 am

            Yup. Saying that the surface is shit is another thing but as I said on a previous post the soft pitch doesn’t make us play without any oomph, especially as we managed to play very direct a few days earlier

            • ronwol196061 September 20, 2017 at 1:00 am

              Our good thing is our system. Our bad thing is our system.

              So whats left.

              Plan B……Not Plan Milton Keynes.

              We agree I think

    • Aussie in Switzerland September 20, 2017 at 7:20 am

      But Tiger woods scored more…..😁

  • Sexy Beast September 19, 2017 at 11:16 pm

    East Stand
    Any more pre match predictions of 4-0 & 5-0 drubbings of ‘lesser’ opposition at Wembley will have now dried up for all but the insane!

    I’m going nil nil home to Bournemouth 👍😂

  • Urbane Sturgeon September 19, 2017 at 11:13 pm

    This, on Tashan Oakley-Boothe, from the Grauniads David Hytner:

    “A skilful, well-balanced and driving midfield player, Oakley-Boothe made his full debut for the club’s under-18 team only in March of this year but he is the sort of person that grabs opportunity by the lapels. He scored one and set up two more in a 7-3 win over Wolverhampton Wanderers and he has since shaped a sharp career trajectory. Capped by England at Under-16 level, he has featured for Tottenham’s under-23s this season. Ticks all of the boxes for the modern midfielder. He covers a lot of ground, wins the ball and passes it smoothly”

    Sounds like the new Carroll or Winks.

    • Urbane Sturgeon September 19, 2017 at 11:16 pm

      Born in 2000 and Poch gave him a sniff against PSG pre season, and again today; clearly fancies him.

    • Harry Hotspur September 20, 2017 at 8:31 am

      U18 – may as well be playing blow football for all the relevance it has

  • gloster1861 September 19, 2017 at 10:58 pm

    So, another famous cup tie win for the Spurs?

    I didn’t watch it myself. The sight of Sissoko masquerading as a player is too much for me now.

    • AccringtonSpurs September 19, 2017 at 11:11 pm

      don’t think anyone saw the game glos – no coverage

    • Still Nil Nil September 19, 2017 at 11:11 pm

      I remember spurs going to see spurs v Burnley who were bottom of the old division 2, at home in the milk cup in ’83 and spurs went 1-0 through terry Gibson.
      A 1-4 defeat later and it didn’t feel great.
      Tonight’s match could’ve been like that.
      But it’s a different spurs in that they didn’t get beat by a shit team regardless of how well or shit spurs played.
      I’ve seen other matches that spurs have thrown, an away defeat to port vale (88?) in the fa cup, the 3-4 fa cup loss at the lane to Man City in the 2000’s after being 3-0 at half time with them down to ten after joey bartongot sent off.
      The 3-5 defeat at the Lane to manure after being 3-0 up at half time.
      0-2 up away at the empties and then losing 5-2 for the second season running.
      Those are spursy results.
      It’s a bit different these days.
      Despite playing at fucking Wembley and no criwd and motivation being in short supply, spurs won.
      There aren’t many positives from Wembley or this cup or the match.
      But that’s one important one.

  • Hartley™ September 19, 2017 at 10:37 pm

    • Hartley™ September 19, 2017 at 10:38 pm

      The final will be known as the ‘Edwards Final’

      • Hartley™ September 19, 2017 at 10:43 pm

        If he hasn’t bin sold to Barcelona by then.

        • Hartley™ September 19, 2017 at 10:44 pm

          Or loaned out to Nothfleet United.

  • danspurs September 19, 2017 at 10:33 pm

    Whoever we get in the next round I’d like to see young Edwards given a chance.

    • Harry Hotspur September 19, 2017 at 10:35 pm

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      • danspurs September 19, 2017 at 10:41 pm

        I want my death by Tom Carroll please

        • Harry Hotspur September 20, 2017 at 8:32 am

          I’m on my way round yours now – he in the boot of the cab reading a Beano and scoffing crisps

  • BARD September 19, 2017 at 10:19 pm

    Away game in the 4th round please.

    • gus September 19, 2017 at 10:24 pm

      Does Wembley have a large carpark? Perhaps we could get some turf and lay it down there….

  • SeattleSpursGuy September 19, 2017 at 10:16 pm

    We had 25 shots but only 5 on target. Sheesh.

    • Harry Hotspur September 19, 2017 at 10:36 pm

      The Luftwaffe hit more of Galway

      • gloster1861 September 19, 2017 at 10:53 pm

        And they were aiming for Bristol…

        • gus September 19, 2017 at 11:28 pm

          I thought we were bombing Dortmund????

          • Hartley™ September 20, 2017 at 12:09 am

            Coventry, and they fucking deserved it as it turned out.

  • East Stand September 19, 2017 at 10:14 pm

    Only marginally better than Liverpool’s result, they were away to Premiership team and we could easily of lost that tonight.

    It’s gonna be a long season…

    • gus September 19, 2017 at 10:26 pm

      • East Stand September 19, 2017 at 10:28 pm

        +1

  • gus September 19, 2017 at 10:14 pm

    Just checked the score. A towering 1-0 drubbing of the mighty Barnsley will have done much to silence the critics 😂😂😂

    • East Stand September 19, 2017 at 10:18 pm

      Any more pre match predictions of 4-0 & 5-0 drubbings of ‘lesser’ opposition at Wembley will have now dried up for all but the insane!

      • gus September 19, 2017 at 10:24 pm

        We will become known as the 1-0 Kings

      • Urbane Sturgeon September 19, 2017 at 11:01 pm

        I’m so glad to see the post Dortmund match hysteria appears to be completely dead.

  • gus September 19, 2017 at 10:13 pm

    East Stand
    We’ve got plenty of misfits to play in the ‘Chemical Drink Cup’.
    Liverpool just can’t defend, Klopp’s looking a bit clueless at the moment…

    The bindippers have the opposite problem to us, they can score but they can’t defend. I’d bank on us sorting ourselves out before they do

    • East Stand September 19, 2017 at 10:16 pm

      I agree, we have a bedrock to work from. They look like unless they stop shipping goals soon that the problem will become so ingrained that they could really start to lose confidence.

      • gus September 19, 2017 at 10:23 pm

        Like we used to be? Nothing like a soft underbelly in the EPL ☺

        • East Stand September 19, 2017 at 10:29 pm

          Liverpool looking Spursy?

          • gus September 19, 2017 at 11:27 pm

            Old Spursy mate. Old Spursy.

  • mikespurs September 19, 2017 at 10:08 pm

    Did alli look something like his after his goal?

    https://mobile.twitter.com/DanEdwardsGoal/status/909864520570589185

  • melcyid September 19, 2017 at 10:07 pm

    i am sure at a tenner a head Levy was expecting 60,000

    • LingLongMan 🚯 September 19, 2017 at 10:10 pm

      Pounds or people

    • Harry Hotspur September 19, 2017 at 10:38 pm

      +VAT

  • BARD September 19, 2017 at 10:05 pm

    Exhausting drudgery again. Exactly what you’d expect from trying to play football on an enormous mattress week after week. It’ll take it’s toll even on the fittest. God help us in the 2nd half of the season.

  • Urbane Sturgeon September 19, 2017 at 10:01 pm

    Who was that we brought on near the end?

    • is Gascoigne gonna have a crack? September 19, 2017 at 10:01 pm

      Father Dowling?

    • 61SpursNut🌰 September 19, 2017 at 10:02 pm

      Something Oakley-Boothe.

      • Still Nil Nil September 19, 2017 at 10:02 pm

        Ned Flanders?
        Oakley-Doakley

        • OrganicPaper September 19, 2017 at 10:03 pm

          Tasha-Oaty-Boobs

      • is Gascoigne gonna have a crack? September 19, 2017 at 10:03 pm

        Godfrey?

  • Syd September 19, 2017 at 9:57 pm

    ok i am going back to bed

    • Still Nil Nil September 19, 2017 at 10:00 pm

      Night

      • LingLongMan 🚯 September 19, 2017 at 10:06 pm

        Night?

    • baz September 19, 2017 at 10:03 pm

      You can’t do that, Cindy is on the radio

  • Harry Hotspur September 19, 2017 at 9:57 pm

    David Dillenberg

    Attendance:
    23,826

    That’s NOT how many people attended, buddy.

    • Stevo1987 September 19, 2017 at 9:58 pm

      Should have invited some from Cologne.

      • is Gascoigne gonna have a crack? September 19, 2017 at 9:59 pm

        Augustus gloop would av come but he was stuck in a tube.

      • Harry Hotspur September 19, 2017 at 10:42 pm

        Cue Ball Stevo, they call him 🤣

    • David Dillenberg September 19, 2017 at 9:59 pm

      Quoted by BBC Sport.

      • Still Nil Nil September 19, 2017 at 9:59 pm

        They’re talking shite

      • SkySportsJews September 19, 2017 at 10:00 pm

        Exactly. Don’t forget it’s a 90,000 seater stadium. Will look ’empty’ with that amount.

      • Harry Hotspur September 19, 2017 at 10:40 pm

        Our man Nilly has been on the gate counting ’em in, buddy

    • Still Nil Nil September 19, 2017 at 9:59 pm

      Nearer 18k (for fear of repeating myself)

      • Harry Hotspur September 19, 2017 at 10:40 pm

        People don’t like facts.

  • James147 September 19, 2017 at 9:56 pm

    Has the goal vid been posted? If not, this is it…

    https://twitter.com/Andysshot/status/910238343488851968/video/1

    • SkySportsJews September 19, 2017 at 9:58 pm

      Nope. Thanks pal

      • James147 September 19, 2017 at 9:58 pm

        👍🏻

        • Urbane Sturgeon September 19, 2017 at 10:00 pm

          Nice one James, cheers. Barnsley will be livid with that defending.

    • melcyid September 19, 2017 at 10:04 pm

      nice fox in the box goal

  • melcyid September 19, 2017 at 9:56 pm

    spurs are on their way to wembley.

    • SkySportsJews September 19, 2017 at 9:56 pm

      +1

  • David Dillenberg September 19, 2017 at 9:56 pm

    Attendance:
    23,826

    • Still Nil Nil September 19, 2017 at 9:56 pm

      No it’s not

      • Harry Hotspur September 19, 2017 at 9:58 pm

        Fiction

        • Still Nil Nil September 19, 2017 at 9:58 pm

          It’s nearer 18k if they’re lucky

  • SeattleSpursGuy September 19, 2017 at 9:55 pm

    Sounds like it was mostly unedifying shite out there, but banana skin avoided.

    • Jim,Newry Spur. September 19, 2017 at 9:56 pm

      Leave Sissoko out of this.

  • OrganicPaper September 19, 2017 at 9:55 pm

    what fucking hoo doo! 100% record in the cups at home 🙂

  • Jim,Newry Spur. September 19, 2017 at 9:54 pm

    That’ll do Poch.

  • Lilywhite without the II September 19, 2017 at 9:54 pm

    Did Dele have a dig at the fans by cupping his ears? Tut tut…

    • Jim,Newry Spur. September 19, 2017 at 9:55 pm

      The all seeing eye will have seen that, if he did.

    • SkySportsJews September 19, 2017 at 9:55 pm

      Don’t blame him. Fans getting on his back when he’s been frankly immense for us from day one. Ok he hasn’t hit the ground running this season. But he only cost £5 mil. And he’s better than Ozil

      • MysteriousStranger September 19, 2017 at 10:57 pm

        +1

  • SkySportsJews September 19, 2017 at 9:54 pm

    It’ll do. Let’s have some optimism. We are through. That’ll do pig. That’ll do

    • Still Nil Nil September 19, 2017 at 9:54 pm

      Leave me out of it

    • Lilywhite without the II September 19, 2017 at 9:54 pm

      We won at Wembley again..yah….

  • Jim,Newry Spur. September 19, 2017 at 9:53 pm

    The commentator sounded shocked announcing not only that we scored but we won. An important win for us, he said.

  • Elevenstonedidiots September 19, 2017 at 9:53 pm

    Ah well if our manager doesn’t give a shit he can’t expect his players to either

  • Andreas September 19, 2017 at 9:51 pm

    Barnsley now know what it’s like to take on a great premiership side

  • 61SpursNut🌰 September 19, 2017 at 9:51 pm

    Yes, we fakin’ done ’em!

    • is Gascoigne gonna have a crack? September 19, 2017 at 9:53 pm

      And I was waaaay off with my team selection.

  • gavlav September 19, 2017 at 9:51 pm

    Wel that was fun

  • is Gascoigne gonna have a crack? September 19, 2017 at 9:50 pm

    The local cats are fuckin livid.

    • Jim,Newry Spur. September 19, 2017 at 9:51 pm

      Know how they feel.

      • is Gascoigne gonna have a crack? September 19, 2017 at 9:53 pm

        Me too

  • Jim,Newry Spur. September 19, 2017 at 9:49 pm

    Double barrel makes his debut.

    • East Stand September 19, 2017 at 10:00 pm

      We’ve got lots of double barrels in your youth ranks? Is this now as fashionable for the proletariat as it is for the toffs?

  • AccringtonSpurs September 19, 2017 at 9:48 pm

    Palace won

  • SoFlaPaul September 19, 2017 at 9:47 pm

    rather have Poch work with Dele than cash in on him. imagine if he ever channels that attitude

  • Mad Carew September 19, 2017 at 9:47 pm

    is this what winners do, Win Ugly !

  • Syd September 19, 2017 at 9:44 pm

    you guys don’t get to watch it on tv???

    • Harry Hotspur September 19, 2017 at 9:45 pm

      Not a single stream…

      • Stevo1987 September 19, 2017 at 9:46 pm

        A good night for washing one’s hair. If you have got some.

      • Syd September 19, 2017 at 9:47 pm

        Thats ridiculous honestly

        • Caspurs♿️ September 19, 2017 at 9:48 pm

          It’s actually a blessing by the sounds of it.

        • LingLongMan 🚯 September 19, 2017 at 9:53 pm

          I got up at 4.45am to watch it. I got a lot of work done instead.

          • Syd September 19, 2017 at 9:53 pm

            lol

        • Stevo1987 September 19, 2017 at 9:56 pm

          Oh, I have plenty. Especially on ma heed…. Ears trying to catch up a bit though.. 🙁

      • East Stand September 19, 2017 at 9:49 pm

        Only the usual stream of poo that appears when we try and play at this dump…

    • 61SpursNut🌰 September 19, 2017 at 9:46 pm

      Almost enough to make believe there’s a god.

    • Andreas September 19, 2017 at 9:47 pm

      No thank god

  • SeattleSpursGuy September 19, 2017 at 9:42 pm

    Not (really) Spurs related, but Paulinho has now scored in back-to-back games for Barcelona.

    ⚽️ vs. Getafe
    ⚽️ vs. Eibar

    • Still Nil Nil September 19, 2017 at 9:43 pm

      If I played for Barca I’d score

    • is Gascoigne gonna have a crack? September 19, 2017 at 9:44 pm

      To be fair to Paulinho La Liga is a long running tired out belly to bowel laugh joke.

    • Jim,Newry Spur. September 19, 2017 at 9:44 pm

      Just when I thought things weren’t depressing enough.

  • Mad Carew September 19, 2017 at 9:42 pm

    super Equaliser Burnley, Brady 90+6 mins

    • Still Nil Nil September 19, 2017 at 9:43 pm

      I read Barnsley there for a second!!!

      • marsinho September 19, 2017 at 9:44 pm

        here too

  • East Stand September 19, 2017 at 9:40 pm

    We’ve got plenty of misfits to play in the ‘Chemical Drink Cup’.

    Liverpool just can’t defend, Klopp’s looking a bit clueless at the moment…

    • Andreas September 19, 2017 at 9:42 pm

      Don’t you think klopp looks like a hobo? Sorry to any hobos on this blog.

      • gavlav September 19, 2017 at 9:44 pm

        No offense taken.

        • gavlav September 19, 2017 at 9:50 pm

          Well that was fun

      • Mad Carew September 19, 2017 at 9:45 pm

        why does he wear his sons clothes ?

      • baz September 19, 2017 at 9:45 pm

        He looks like the wino son that wengar disowned

        • Andreas September 19, 2017 at 9:46 pm

          I think he disowned Wenger

          • East Stand September 19, 2017 at 9:52 pm

            I reckon Klopp’s just having a laugh, big contract, get sacked and toodle back to Germany about £5m better off…

            • East Stand September 19, 2017 at 9:53 pm

              Seems to have zero plan of where the team’s going.

    • Jim,Newry Spur. September 19, 2017 at 9:43 pm

      We struggled against them at Anfield, last season, they seem to relish playing us.

      • Andreas September 19, 2017 at 9:45 pm

        Because we leave our testicles at home whenever we play them

      • East Stand September 19, 2017 at 10:02 pm

        Who bloody doesn’t??

  • Harry Hotspur September 19, 2017 at 9:39 pm

    Dele kicks the ball away because he’s got ‘personal issues’

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    Then he scores against a flailing Championship team and then it’s all handshakes…

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    Fingers crossed someone makes a decent offer in January and we don’t have to wait until the summer…

    • East Stand September 19, 2017 at 9:41 pm

      A sensitive gangsta then…

      • Harry Hotspur September 19, 2017 at 9:42 pm

        Complicated in da streets, bru

        • East Stand September 19, 2017 at 9:46 pm

          Just tryin’ to survive blud. In the country many people will run the risk of being decapitated by the Eurostar to reach. I feel for him…

        • baz September 19, 2017 at 9:46 pm

          Troops dat.

    • SkySportsJews September 19, 2017 at 9:42 pm

      Fucking bullshit. 21 years old and 35 goals in 101 games for Spurs. You’ll miss him if he ever leaves. He’s not perfect. But he is better than we’ve had for a very long time

      • East Stand September 19, 2017 at 10:06 pm

        Nobody’s saying he’s not wanted, he just needs to stop behaving like spoiled child.

    • melcyid September 19, 2017 at 9:42 pm

      his thumb is sticking up ban him from the caribou

    • is Gascoigne gonna have a crack? September 19, 2017 at 9:43 pm

      Maybe he could do a bit of DJ ing?

    • Urbane Sturgeon September 19, 2017 at 9:44 pm

      No wonder he looks upset, he’s got a large vagina on his leg. Perhaps he’s fucked his knee.

  • is Gascoigne gonna have a crack? September 19, 2017 at 9:37 pm

    We’re…………still……………..in…………………this

    • Jim,Newry Spur. September 19, 2017 at 9:39 pm

      Definitely, room in the Trophy Room for the Caribou Cup.

      • Urbane Sturgeon September 19, 2017 at 9:41 pm

        Trophy room? Isn’t it just a room?

        • is Gascoigne gonna have a crack? September 19, 2017 at 9:46 pm

          Its a box under a table.

  • Jim,Newry Spur. September 19, 2017 at 9:36 pm

    Playing the Wembley way, not very happy.

  • Syd 😎 September 19, 2017 at 9:35 pm

    Are we playing well. Are you lads happy

    • SkySportsJews September 19, 2017 at 9:36 pm

      Only on the wireless. But doesn’t seem great tbh

    • 89Spurs 👁 September 19, 2017 at 9:37 pm

      I wouldn’t ask if I was you, they will only start moaning again.

    • melcyid September 19, 2017 at 9:37 pm

      we know as much as you Syd

    • Urbane Sturgeon September 19, 2017 at 9:38 pm

      Stuart Pearce, commentating, just stated that given how we’ve performed we don’t really deserve the lead.

  • Jim,Newry Spur. September 19, 2017 at 9:34 pm

    1_0 to Lilywhites

  • Syd 😎 September 19, 2017 at 9:33 pm

    Good morning guys what’s the score

    • SkySportsJews September 19, 2017 at 9:35 pm

      17-13

      • Syd September 19, 2017 at 9:53 pm

        wow..good score

  • melcyid September 19, 2017 at 9:32 pm

    Levy is the calm one,he doesnt flinch in public.

  • OrganicPaper September 19, 2017 at 9:32 pm

    dele to the rescue

    • East Stand September 19, 2017 at 9:36 pm

      Dele know’s this level thanks to his time at MK, it’s the Premiership he seems to be struggling with at the moment…

  • SeattleSpursGuy September 19, 2017 at 9:32 pm

    Dele Alli is the only Spurs player to score at Wembley in domestic competition this season.
    4 games
    2 goals

    • Jim,Newry Spur. September 19, 2017 at 9:34 pm

      If this game doesn’t give the lads confidence nothing will.

      • East Stand September 19, 2017 at 9:37 pm

        Are you being sarcastic?

  • SeattleSpursGuy September 19, 2017 at 9:29 pm

    Just saw the replay. Wembley looks sparsely populated.

  • mattspurs September 19, 2017 at 9:27 pm

    The slagging off worked!

    • Jim,Newry Spur. September 19, 2017 at 9:29 pm

      That’s an awful thing to say about Ruby.

  • Harry Hotspur September 19, 2017 at 9:27 pm

    Embed from Getty Images

    He’s not resorted to dying his hair, thank god.

    • Jim,Newry Spur. September 19, 2017 at 9:28 pm

      Our manager has the best hair.

    • Stevo1987 September 19, 2017 at 9:28 pm

      At least he has hair to dye, eh H?

      • Stevo1987 September 19, 2017 at 9:29 pm

        I could dye mine but I think platinum blonde suits me.

        • Harry Hotspur September 19, 2017 at 9:32 pm

          Who knows or cares? That isn’t your face… 🤡 dearie me…

      • Harry Hotspur September 19, 2017 at 9:29 pm

        I’ve plenty of hair – and I don’t hide behind a photo of someone else!

        • Stevo1987 September 19, 2017 at 9:33 pm

          I don’t think I should change the pic now. It’s …part of who I am. Well, on this cheery ol’ blog.

          • Harry Hotspur September 19, 2017 at 9:36 pm

            Yeah, of course. You bald fuck.

            • Stevo1987 September 19, 2017 at 9:37 pm

              haha – you are trying to get me to post a selfy (is that what it’s called?) to disprove?

        • Syd 😎 September 19, 2017 at 9:34 pm

          Don’t tell me that you in the photo

          • East Stand September 19, 2017 at 9:35 pm

            The legend that was Reedy…

          • Harry Hotspur September 19, 2017 at 9:35 pm

            It’s Ollie Reed, Syd.

            • Stevo1987 September 19, 2017 at 9:39 pm

              He’s dead and I’m still drinking.

              • East Stand September 19, 2017 at 9:43 pm

                Lucky you then!!

            • Syd September 19, 2017 at 9:46 pm

              I was talking about your pic Harry

    • AccringtonSpurs September 19, 2017 at 9:29 pm

      he looks knackered and stressed

      • Harry Hotspur September 19, 2017 at 9:30 pm

        He’s living a calm lie…

        • melcyid September 19, 2017 at 9:31 pm

          he seethes inside

          • Harry Hotspur September 19, 2017 at 9:32 pm

            This.

            Hope he’s enjoying his salary.

            • melcyid September 19, 2017 at 9:34 pm

              has he gone veggie

              • Harry Hotspur September 19, 2017 at 9:35 pm

                Hahahaha

    • SkySportsJews September 19, 2017 at 9:29 pm

      Long may he reign

    • melcyid September 19, 2017 at 9:30 pm

      he is losing weight looks like a worried soul

    • East Stand September 19, 2017 at 9:33 pm

      Could be a ‘clever’ dye job, leave the sideburns with some grey, looks more natural. Don’t have problem with blokes dying their Barnet myself, as long as it doesn’t look daft.

  • SkySportsJews September 19, 2017 at 9:27 pm

    Gonna take a while for the rest of our team to figure out what Llorente does

  • is Gascoigne gonna have a crack? September 19, 2017 at 9:24 pm

    Kane can have a night off. The other one scored.

    • SkySportsJews September 19, 2017 at 9:25 pm

      Son scores a fair few normally tbf

  • SkySportsJews September 19, 2017 at 9:24 pm

    Dele does what Dele does

    • AccringtonSpurs September 19, 2017 at 9:25 pm

      he only cost £5mil

    • melcyid September 19, 2017 at 9:26 pm

      twas only championship level oppo.

      • SkySportsJews September 19, 2017 at 9:27 pm

        No one else fucking scored

  • SkySportsJews September 19, 2017 at 9:24 pm

    Thank fuck

  • AccringtonSpurs September 19, 2017 at 9:23 pm

    Nkoudou!

    • Still Nil Nil September 19, 2017 at 9:25 pm

      Lovely pic Accy

      • AccringtonSpurs September 19, 2017 at 9:26 pm

        cheers bud – I’ve been waiting to get him a kit since we found out we were pregnant.

        • Harry Hotspur September 19, 2017 at 9:33 pm

          Happy snap.

        • East Stand September 19, 2017 at 10:08 pm

          He looks dapper Acc, excellent work!

    • melcyid September 19, 2017 at 9:26 pm

      wot about him

      • AccringtonSpurs September 19, 2017 at 9:27 pm

        he’s making an appearance… he lives!

  • Tricky September 19, 2017 at 9:23 pm

    I’m listening to Talksport when the spurs app tells me Ali scored

  • ephesius September 19, 2017 at 9:23 pm

    Foxes 2 Crack Foxes 0

  • David Dillenberg September 19, 2017 at 9:23 pm

    Spurs 1 v Barnsley 0 (Alli)

  • Andreas September 19, 2017 at 9:22 pm

    Fuck, we just scored. What are we going to moan about now?

    • AccringtonSpurs September 19, 2017 at 9:23 pm

      the pedestrianisation of norwich city centre

    • 61SpursNut🌰 September 19, 2017 at 9:23 pm

      The equaliser?

      • 💋 September 19, 2017 at 9:24 pm

        Edward?

        • Jim,Newry Spur. September 19, 2017 at 9:24 pm

          Edwards to you.

          • baz September 19, 2017 at 9:29 pm

            Woodwoods?

          • 💋 September 19, 2017 at 9:30 pm

            To me. To you. To me.

        • 61SpursNut🌰 September 19, 2017 at 9:25 pm

          He wood ward’n he?

          • Urbane Sturgeon September 19, 2017 at 9:26 pm

            What do you call a man with a wooden head? Edward.

            What do you call a man with 3 wooden heads? Edward Woodward.

      • danspurs September 19, 2017 at 9:25 pm

        The next round?

      • Andreas September 19, 2017 at 9:27 pm

        I might start moaning about our performance this coming Saturday against the hammers

    • Jim,Newry Spur. September 19, 2017 at 9:24 pm

      Dele, f*cking lazy bollix.

    • Lilywhite without the II September 19, 2017 at 9:24 pm

      How shit Wembley is and we are crap on the eye….

  • gavlav September 19, 2017 at 9:22 pm

    1-0

  • SkySportsJews September 19, 2017 at 9:22 pm

    2-0 Leicester. Great finish Slimani

  • caveman September 19, 2017 at 9:22 pm

    1-0

  • Jim,Newry Spur. September 19, 2017 at 9:22 pm

    There you go Harry.

  • gavlav September 19, 2017 at 9:22 pm

    about time

  • Andreas September 19, 2017 at 9:21 pm

    I can’t wait to see the goals later on the tv

  • David Dillenberg September 19, 2017 at 9:21 pm

    Foxes 2 v Liverpool 0 (Slimani)

    • AccringtonSpurs September 19, 2017 at 9:22 pm

      Dele

      • Lilywhite without the II September 19, 2017 at 9:23 pm

        Dele scored for Leicester, well I never..

  • gavlav September 19, 2017 at 9:18 pm

    62 minutes in second shot on target

  • Spursy September 19, 2017 at 9:18 pm

    What’s going on? We scored at all?

    • Jim,Newry Spur. September 19, 2017 at 9:19 pm

      Sissoko blazed one over.

    • Jim,Newry Spur. September 19, 2017 at 9:21 pm

      Sissoko also looked awkward in possession, that was the highlight so far.

      • Spursy September 19, 2017 at 9:21 pm

        Cheers for getting me up to speed 😂

  • Spiderneil September 19, 2017 at 9:17 pm

    Has it started yet?

    • Stevo1987 September 19, 2017 at 9:18 pm

      Is it over yet? Please…Please…

      • AccringtonSpurs September 19, 2017 at 9:19 pm

        If it finishes a draw will there be a replay?

        • Jim,Newry Spur. September 19, 2017 at 9:23 pm

          Don’t think so.

    • Lilywhite without the II September 19, 2017 at 9:19 pm

      Just waiting for the pub quiz papers and the landlord get start us off….

    • Jim,Newry Spur. September 19, 2017 at 9:21 pm

      If anything happens we’ll wake you.

  • is Gascoigne gonna have a crack? September 19, 2017 at 9:17 pm

    Just put Kane on cos we can’t score without him.

    • Jim,Newry Spur. September 19, 2017 at 9:18 pm

      Can’t get a f*cking night off can he.

  • Lilywhite without the II September 19, 2017 at 9:16 pm

    Maybe we should set up and play as we did against Dortmund. It’s clear we have lost our attacking prowess and should sit back and get teams on the counter..

  • SkySportsJews September 19, 2017 at 9:16 pm

    Thank fuck. There’s NFL action at Wembley this weekend

  • ephesius September 19, 2017 at 9:15 pm

    Monkeycock

  • David Dillenberg September 19, 2017 at 9:15 pm

    What the hec is going on when I hear “it’s Barnsley asking all the questions” and had a penalty appeal turned down.

  • SoFlaPaul September 19, 2017 at 9:14 pm

    for those of us who can’t see it, is anyone warming up on the sideline

    • Stevo1987 September 19, 2017 at 9:22 pm

      Yeah, kim jong un…sweats well for a fat lad.

    • Urbane Sturgeon September 19, 2017 at 9:24 pm

      Yup, there’s a woman with a woolly hat and thermos of tea.

  • Andreas September 19, 2017 at 9:12 pm

    It’s not all bad. Utd,city,cheatski,and the gooners aren’t winning either.

    • AccringtonSpurs September 19, 2017 at 9:14 pm

      it’s all the same plan for everyone

  • ronwol196061🇨🇦 September 19, 2017 at 9:12 pm

    We should have kept Schnapps
    He would have won this

    • Lilywhite without the II September 19, 2017 at 9:17 pm

      Of course…so the last 2 years was a figment of our imaginations, it’s clearly not Wembley

  • melcyid September 19, 2017 at 9:10 pm

    bring on Ginola second spasm

  • SkySportsJews September 19, 2017 at 9:10 pm

    “Sissoko. Awkward control from him.” Is there any other way?

  • ronwol196061🇨🇦 September 19, 2017 at 9:10 pm

    Think of people up to their necks in dung
    Suffering and peopke here are talking of Wembley!!!!!!!

    The players and manager are world class its wembley thats shit.

    Barnsley would laugh

    • East Stand September 19, 2017 at 9:14 pm

      And they are.

  • Northern Spur September 19, 2017 at 9:09 pm

    Dr Foster’s just started on bbc1. Action guaranteed.

  • gavlav September 19, 2017 at 9:09 pm

    15 shots one on target

  • David Dillenberg September 19, 2017 at 9:08 pm

    Foxes 1 v Liverpool 0

  • East Stand September 19, 2017 at 9:08 pm

    I’ve got an idea, get a top shrink in and convince the players that there is no home advantage at Wembley whatsoever and that it is actually in effect an away game.

    We do alright away, not as well as we did at The Lane but not as bad as we do away. Anyone got any better ideas?

    • 61SpursNut🌰 September 19, 2017 at 9:09 pm

      Yeah, I’m gonna read a Star Trek comic.

      • East Stand September 19, 2017 at 9:15 pm

        Interstellar idea!!

  • ronwol196061🇨🇦 September 19, 2017 at 9:08 pm

    Think the Congo.

    They would laugh

  • ronwol196061🇨🇦 September 19, 2017 at 9:07 pm

    Wembley is this years Lasagna.
    Its a stadoum for whiners.
    We need to fucking be brave.
    Remember the war

    They would laugh

    • East Stand September 19, 2017 at 9:13 pm

      So the players lack the focus and ability to not make it a problem obviously Ron.

      Doesn’t matter that Chelski like playing there, we fucking don’t and that’s all there is to it…

  • AccringtonSpurs September 19, 2017 at 9:05 pm

    Llorente – worth every penny so far.

    • David Dillenberg September 19, 2017 at 9:07 pm

      Shall we say mobility is not his forte!

    • Andreas September 19, 2017 at 9:07 pm

      Maybe if we crossed the ball to him?????

      • AccringtonSpurs September 19, 2017 at 9:11 pm

        yes, but we don’t do that really

    • is Gascoigne gonna have a crack? September 19, 2017 at 9:08 pm

      Grampa Llorente.

  • Andreas September 19, 2017 at 9:05 pm

    Apparently vorm has got the ball down his throat, according to Stewart pearce.

  • East Stand September 19, 2017 at 9:04 pm

    “Spurs are on their way to Wembley, Tottenham’s gonna do it again… they can stop them, the boys from Tottenham, they’re shit without White Hart Lane…”

    • is Gascoigne gonna have a crack? September 19, 2017 at 9:07 pm

      Its sad that it used to be a place of romance now its just a nightmare.

      • East Stand September 19, 2017 at 9:09 pm

        .+1

  • is Gascoigne gonna have a crack? September 19, 2017 at 9:03 pm

    We are going out tonight….

    • AccringtonSpurs September 19, 2017 at 9:03 pm

      that’s the plan all along

    • caveman September 19, 2017 at 9:04 pm

      Where?

    • 61SpursNut🌰 September 19, 2017 at 9:04 pm

      Wrap up well.

    • SkySportsJews September 19, 2017 at 9:04 pm

      Feels like a Spursy night doesn’t it..

      • East Stand September 19, 2017 at 9:14 pm

        Wembley is making us Spursy again…

    • melcyid September 19, 2017 at 9:04 pm

      where you going ,out on the tiles

    • gavlav September 19, 2017 at 9:06 pm

      Mine’s a double Lambrini on the rocks

  • melcyid September 19, 2017 at 9:02 pm

    im feeling sea sick this keeps going round,I want my money back

  • gavlav September 19, 2017 at 9:00 pm

    Didn’t even win the Euromillions

  • ronwol196061🇨🇦 September 19, 2017 at 8:56 pm

    I thought it was on Live

    Its dead

    • gavlav September 19, 2017 at 8:57 pm

      Steffen Iversen the Norwegian blue

    • Jim,Newry Spur. September 19, 2017 at 8:59 pm

      Just how many ways can we embarras ourselves, seems there is no limit.

      • Andreas September 19, 2017 at 9:07 pm

        Just wait till the game finishes, we may have created even more ways.

  • OrganicPaper September 19, 2017 at 8:53 pm
    • SkySportsJews September 19, 2017 at 8:59 pm

      Haha that was awful but I really enjoyed it for some reason. Maybe I should stop drinking…

      • OrganicPaper September 19, 2017 at 8:59 pm

        best performance you will see in a spurs shirt tonight!

  • Urbane Sturgeon September 19, 2017 at 8:51 pm

    I cracked a bottle of La Flor earlier so I’m not sure how much I care what happens. And increasingly so probly.

  • gavlav September 19, 2017 at 8:51 pm

    Lidl’s own brand gluten free piss.

    • Jim,Newry Spur. September 19, 2017 at 8:52 pm

      Lidl favourite brand of…

  • Mad Carew September 19, 2017 at 8:50 pm

    Dr Foster on in 10 mins, suits me sir !

    • Harry Hotspur September 19, 2017 at 8:52 pm

      Now that sounds like a plan…

  • Lilywhite without the II September 19, 2017 at 8:50 pm

    Its not Wembley, “ITS FUCKING WEMBLEY”…

    • BARD September 19, 2017 at 8:51 pm

      Wembley strikes again. The ultimate leveller.

    • ronwol196061🇨🇦 September 19, 2017 at 8:53 pm

      Its fucking Barnsley…no wait…its fucking us

  • Mad Carew September 19, 2017 at 8:49 pm

    if we are going to throw it, let’s do it in style 5-6

    • Lilywhite without the II September 19, 2017 at 8:52 pm

      Too many first team players to throw this..very loowwwwwwwng season ahead..

  • OrganicPaper September 19, 2017 at 8:49 pm

    not for the first time this season, i do no regret my decision to attend a ‘home’ game

    • OrganicPaper September 19, 2017 at 8:50 pm

      humm or not attend to be more precise.

  • David Dillenberg September 19, 2017 at 8:48 pm

    CLOSE!
    HT: Tottenham 0-0 Barnsley

    “If there’s going to be an upset anywhere tonight it’s looking like it will be at Wembley. Spurs struggling to control this game”.
    (BBC)

    • Jim,Newry Spur. September 19, 2017 at 8:50 pm

      If ever a game was made for Edwards this is it, pity he didn’t make the squad.

      • Harry Hotspur September 19, 2017 at 8:52 pm

        BASTARD!

        • Jim,Newry Spur. September 19, 2017 at 8:54 pm

          I was wondering if you’d take the bait.

          • Harry Hotspur September 19, 2017 at 8:57 pm

            It tasted great!

  • AccringtonSpurs September 19, 2017 at 8:47 pm

    Listening to talkshite – My missus just walked in and deadly serious said, “Walker-Penis? What, there’s a player called ‘Penis’?”

    • Jim,Newry Spur. September 19, 2017 at 8:48 pm

      He plays for City now.

  • Mad Carew September 19, 2017 at 8:46 pm

    poch better not say we were unlucky

  • SkySportsJews September 19, 2017 at 8:46 pm

    Can’t marry up the twitter stream with the commentary at all. Seems completely different. Gonna keep the wireless on

  • Mad Carew September 19, 2017 at 8:46 pm

    bring on a game changer

    • SkySportsJews September 19, 2017 at 8:47 pm

      Gazzaniga?

  • AccringtonSpurs September 19, 2017 at 8:45 pm

    Sissoko blazes over.

    • Jim,Newry Spur. September 19, 2017 at 8:48 pm

      If he can’t do something useful against the Tykes, he should retire.

  • melcyid September 19, 2017 at 8:45 pm

    Park lane are in fine voice

  • Harry Hotspur September 19, 2017 at 8:45 pm

    Superspoz 🔪

    Check out @DanJDear’s Tweet: https://twitter.com/DanJDear/status/910222698374062080?s=09

    Live broadcast
    You’re welcome

    It’s 5 minutes on a loop

    • Superspoz 🔪 September 19, 2017 at 8:46 pm

      Fuck.

    • LingLongMan 🚯 September 19, 2017 at 8:46 pm

      He’s saving battery for penalties😆😆😆

    • SkySportsJews September 19, 2017 at 8:48 pm

      Got him a lot of twitter watches though…

      • Superspoz 🔪 September 19, 2017 at 8:49 pm

        Let’s see if he comes back after the break.

  • Mad Carew September 19, 2017 at 8:45 pm

    this half proves why Sky didn’t put it on a spare channel

  • Superspoz 🔪 September 19, 2017 at 8:41 pm

    Check out @DanJDear’s Tweet: https://twitter.com/DanJDear/status/910222698374062080?s=09

    Live broadcast
    You’re welcome

  • SkySportsJews September 19, 2017 at 8:40 pm

    Why don’t they make all the League Cup games available for streaming for like a tenner or something? Might garner more interest/income

    • AccringtonSpurs September 19, 2017 at 8:40 pm

      they’re bastards

    • Mad Carew September 19, 2017 at 8:41 pm

      fark off, a tenner, Jeez Rocker Fella

      • SkySportsJews September 19, 2017 at 8:42 pm

        Pulled that number out of thin air tbh

    • is Gascoigne gonna have a crack? September 19, 2017 at 8:42 pm

      Don’t think they care. They’re trying to kill everything dead except they’re money spinning elite tournoi’s.

  • melcyid September 19, 2017 at 8:40 pm

    the geezer in front of me on the stream has got dandruff.

  • gloster1861 September 19, 2017 at 8:39 pm

    Score? If any.

  • Harry Hotspur September 19, 2017 at 8:39 pm

    Based upon the periscope clip any right minded person who attended tonight will need counselling. What a fucking awful experience.

  • SpurAndy 🍒π September 19, 2017 at 8:38 pm

    On the plus side, Sherwood on The Debate, Sky 10pm tonight.

    • caveman September 19, 2017 at 8:39 pm

      About tonights game?

      • SpurAndy 🍒π September 19, 2017 at 8:41 pm

        About the major talking points in footy. He’ll mention about how hard it is for English managers to get jobs at least a zillion times.

        • caveman September 19, 2017 at 8:43 pm

          I won’t partake then. Thanks Andy.

          • SpurAndy 🍒π September 19, 2017 at 8:45 pm

            Think I’m busy as well……

  • is Gascoigne gonna have a crack? September 19, 2017 at 8:38 pm

    I used to like football. At least before when it was rubbish you could shout a barrage of foul mouth abuse or have an punch up. Now you have to go out to the kiosk and get a zuchinni crepe for £12.95.

    • Harry Hotspur September 19, 2017 at 8:41 pm

      Mate. on Twitter earlier one tart – despite DOZENS of yelps for a stream that were all met with silence – one tart was asking for a iOS friendly stream. This is what it has become. Cunts.

      • is Gascoigne gonna have a crack? September 19, 2017 at 8:56 pm

        I wish I understood the techno world😦

  • Mad Carew September 19, 2017 at 8:37 pm

    we is battering them in all of the stats except the score

    • AccringtonSpurs September 19, 2017 at 8:39 pm

      89 shots.

      0 shots on target.

  • Andreas September 19, 2017 at 8:35 pm

    I hate talkshite and that mousse wets ham fan, hate his voice, fat tosser.

  • SkySportsJews September 19, 2017 at 8:33 pm

    Do they have replays with this shit cup or extra time/pens?

    • 61SpursNut🌰 September 19, 2017 at 8:35 pm

      No more replays. This is the first stage to no more games.

    • Andreas September 19, 2017 at 8:36 pm

      Hope so, I’ll go to the replay

  • melcyid September 19, 2017 at 8:30 pm

    this dan d geezer is epic for getting this streamed ,even has hearts floating through it baler would be proud.

  • Harry Hotspur September 19, 2017 at 8:29 pm

    Stevo1987

    https://twitter.com/DanJDear

    My god!!!

    • gavlav September 19, 2017 at 8:30 pm

      After 5 minutes of watching it, you’ll go back to the wireless. Uninspired piss

      • Harry Hotspur September 19, 2017 at 8:31 pm

        It’s deplorable.

        • gavlav September 19, 2017 at 8:31 pm

          Its also the same 10 minutes on repeat

          • Harry Hotspur September 19, 2017 at 8:33 pm

            I have just taken my own life.

          • Stevo1987 September 19, 2017 at 8:35 pm

            No it just seems like it.

    • DAVID September 19, 2017 at 8:30 pm

      I’m not looking, probably Norfolk porn.

  • Mad Carew September 19, 2017 at 8:27 pm

    llorente should have hit the target

    • DAVID September 19, 2017 at 8:29 pm

      What is this archery ?

      • Mad Carew September 19, 2017 at 8:29 pm

        DBArchery

    • Andreas September 19, 2017 at 8:29 pm

      Another fucking miss. Im not going to watch any more.

  • SpurAndy 🍒π September 19, 2017 at 8:25 pm

    Fantastic ball from Dele.

    • DAVID September 19, 2017 at 8:26 pm

      Where ?

      • SpurAndy 🍒π September 19, 2017 at 8:27 pm

        It’s behind you…..

  • Stevo1987 September 19, 2017 at 8:25 pm
  • Wombat Hunter September 19, 2017 at 8:24 pm

    Are we still in this?

  • SkySportsJews September 19, 2017 at 8:24 pm

    Btw everyone listen to this on the Spurs website rather thank TalkSPORT. There is zero Stuart Pearce

  • Stevo1987 September 19, 2017 at 8:24 pm

    Someone is streaming it on twatter https://www.pscp.tv/DanJDear/1lDxLkyZmMZJm

  • Harry Hotspur September 19, 2017 at 8:24 pm

    I wonder how ‘impossible’ this game was to broadcast?

    • DAVID September 19, 2017 at 8:25 pm

      They wanted to but couldn’t get the cameras in due to the huge crowd.

    • Mad Carew September 19, 2017 at 8:25 pm

      someome took the executive decision to be kind to Spurs Fans.

  • Mad Carew September 19, 2017 at 8:23 pm

    1/4 of the game played, still close

  • is Gascoigne gonna have a crack? September 19, 2017 at 8:22 pm

    Looks all round the country this trophy about as inspiring as a wanked in towel. The matches have pretty much no goals, utter dross.

    • Derek Ire September 19, 2017 at 8:24 pm

      It would be more appealing if it was called the Wanktowel Trophy.

      • is Gascoigne gonna have a crack? September 19, 2017 at 8:26 pm

        They could call it that and instaed of football just take me out to the centre of the Wembley pitch and shoot me in the head.

  • melcyid September 19, 2017 at 8:22 pm

    18 rears ago we beat this mob 1-0 in the cup surely we can rise to the occasion and do it again.

    • Caspurs♿️ September 19, 2017 at 8:23 pm

      That’s a novel way to measure time.

    • DAVID September 19, 2017 at 8:23 pm

      Suspect very few on here can rise to the occasion.

  • Harry Hotspur September 19, 2017 at 8:20 pm

    Sissoko is big and powerful. More as I get it.

    Anally.

    • SeattleSpursGuy September 19, 2017 at 8:20 pm

      This comment will go down in the anals of history.

    • DAVID September 19, 2017 at 8:22 pm

      Must have been a big inflatable pool.

  • DAVID September 19, 2017 at 8:18 pm

    How is Marcus Edwards doing ?

    • SeattleSpursGuy September 19, 2017 at 8:19 pm

      His Playstation skills are unsurpassed.

      • DAVID September 19, 2017 at 8:21 pm

        Bring Prichard and Holtby on second half, the trophy is ours.

    • SkySportsJews September 19, 2017 at 8:20 pm

      Really enjoying being able to listen to it on the wireless

      • baz September 19, 2017 at 8:24 pm

        It’s rather.Nostalgic. there was a time when we would have been delighted to hear the delights of the radi

        • mystic arnold September 19, 2017 at 8:42 pm

          Ah yes second half commentary 1500 meteres radio 2 Peter Jones Bryon Butler etc

    • ronwol196061🇨🇦 September 19, 2017 at 8:48 pm

      Its 0-0

  • Mad Carew September 19, 2017 at 8:18 pm

    Still Nil Nil, we can get something out of this.

    • Still Nil Nil September 19, 2017 at 8:32 pm

      Ok then

  • Scandal September 19, 2017 at 8:18 pm

    Anyone know if this is on Sports Donkey?

    • caveman September 19, 2017 at 8:19 pm

      No, unfortunately not.

  • Harry Hotspur September 19, 2017 at 8:17 pm

    I’m in a cab heading to Dillenberg’s with a spare valve for his radio.

    No idea why he asked me to bring an inflatable swimming pool and 40 litres of olive oil.

    • 61SpursNut🌰 September 19, 2017 at 8:19 pm

      Is Boris going too?

      • Harry Hotspur September 19, 2017 at 8:23 pm

        He’s bringing the ‘Clinky clinky’

  • 61SpursNut🌰 September 19, 2017 at 8:17 pm

    I can see the appeal of this competition.

    • Harry Hotspur September 19, 2017 at 8:18 pm

      If your appeal runs to money laundering this cup could be the investment for you.

  • melcyid September 19, 2017 at 8:17 pm

    how many years since Barnsleh made it to wembley,where are all their fans

    • danspurs September 19, 2017 at 8:18 pm

      They were there twice last season and won both, I read this morning.

    • SkySportsJews September 19, 2017 at 8:19 pm

      Yep. In 2016, Barnsley won two trophies at Wembley Stadium – the Football League Trophy, beating Oxford United 3–2 in the final, and the 2016 Football League play-offs, beating Millwall F.C. 3–1 in the final

      • Andreas September 19, 2017 at 8:21 pm

        That’s more than us

        • melcyid September 19, 2017 at 8:23 pm

          so they are at home then.

  • danspurs September 19, 2017 at 8:16 pm

    Not the sex games I play with my wife.

    • baz September 19, 2017 at 8:17 pm

      Share more please

      • danspurs September 19, 2017 at 8:20 pm

        Meant to be in response to still nil nil below but I think it works better as a stand alone statement.

  • melcyid September 19, 2017 at 8:16 pm

    one to watch zeki fryers ,we might be able to entice him back.

  • 💋 September 19, 2017 at 8:15 pm

    For those of you following the game on the radio, Spurs are in white shirts.

  • Harry Hotspur September 19, 2017 at 8:15 pm

    This country.

  • melcyid September 19, 2017 at 8:15 pm

    we should be able to play at wembley blinfold by the end of season

    • DAVID September 19, 2017 at 8:16 pm

      I thought we were against Swansea.

    • Mad Carew September 19, 2017 at 8:16 pm

      we are

    • Andreas September 19, 2017 at 8:16 pm

      I think we already play as if blind folded

  • 61SpursNut🌰 September 19, 2017 at 8:13 pm

    We’re still in this.

    Unfortunately.

    • Caspurs♿️ September 19, 2017 at 8:14 pm

      I’m confident we won’t be for long.

  • melcyid September 19, 2017 at 8:13 pm

    why dont we park the bus ,havent seen us use that tactic yet

  • James147 September 19, 2017 at 8:13 pm

    http://www.liveradio.ie/stations/talksport — for fellow Emerald Islelanders. Warning: may contain Stuart Pearce.

  • Stevo1987 September 19, 2017 at 8:11 pm

    Only 73? I thought we were better than that.

    • Mad Carew September 19, 2017 at 8:12 pm

      74% now, it’s all one way triffic !

  • Mad Carew September 19, 2017 at 8:10 pm

    10 mins gone, 73% possession, 3 off target.

    • melcyid September 19, 2017 at 8:11 pm

      carry on as you were lads.

      • melcyid September 19, 2017 at 8:12 pm

        just need a few pens dissallowed to restore the status quo

      • Harry Hotspur September 19, 2017 at 8:19 pm

        Carry On Camping

  • Caspurs♿️ September 19, 2017 at 8:10 pm

    It’s a shame we can’t see KWP blistering pace.

    • Andreas September 19, 2017 at 8:12 pm

      Blistering pace is illegal at THFC

  • Andreas September 19, 2017 at 8:08 pm

    This game has 0-0 written all over it

    • Still Nil Nil September 19, 2017 at 8:11 pm

      It will til somebody scores

      Every game is like that

  • is Gascoigne gonna have a crack? September 19, 2017 at 8:07 pm

    We would get 30 thousand at the Lane for this I reckon. Even the relentless quest for cash is backfiring.

  • Caspurs♿️ September 19, 2017 at 8:04 pm

    Commentator:
    “Sissoko tries to tip toe his way through”
    WTF?

    • melcyid September 19, 2017 at 8:07 pm

      thats because hes a sissy

  • 61SpursNut🌰 September 19, 2017 at 8:02 pm

    Burnley v Leeds and Reading v Swansea on Donkey now.

  • Still Nil Nil September 19, 2017 at 8:02 pm

    17.5k inside the stadium at kick off

    • Andreas September 19, 2017 at 8:05 pm

      That’s a terrible attendance, why haven’t more of you gone to the game?

      • Lilywhite without the II September 19, 2017 at 8:06 pm

        we are not real supporters…

        • Andreas September 19, 2017 at 8:07 pm

          Ok then

        • Harry Hotspur September 19, 2017 at 8:07 pm

          I petition people not to attend, hourly.

          • Still Nil Nil September 19, 2017 at 8:09 pm

            There are still trickles of fans appearing but it’ll be lucky to reach 19k

            • 61SpursNut🌰 September 19, 2017 at 8:10 pm

              You got your clicker working again?

              • Harry Hotspur September 19, 2017 at 8:14 pm

                Strip searches are technically a non-taxable perk.

      • mystic arnold September 19, 2017 at 8:47 pm

        I would have used my season ticket but had to re-arange my sock drawer

  • Andreas September 19, 2017 at 8:01 pm

    We’re playing crap

    • 💋 September 19, 2017 at 8:02 pm

      Harsh on Barnsley.

  • Harry Hotspur September 19, 2017 at 8:01 pm

    IT’S STARTED!!!!

  • SkySportsJews September 19, 2017 at 8:01 pm

    Live audio on the Spurs website if you don’t wanna listen to Talkshite

  • richspurs September 19, 2017 at 7:59 pm

    Harry scores yaaaay……..with his missus.

  • JohnSpursMan September 19, 2017 at 7:58 pm

    This is the only one I’ve found.

    http://www.livesportbox24.com/red.php?l=http://livehd.me/sport/live16.html&tt=Tottenham%20vs%20Barnsley

    Seems legit so far…..can’t believe ronaldo7.com has let me down.

    • 💋 September 19, 2017 at 8:00 pm

      Nah. That’s the Portuguese / Spanish ting.

    • JohnSpursMan September 19, 2017 at 8:02 pm

      Yep, still searching….I am going to play myself in 15 minutes, so won’t try that hard.

      If hahasport
      first row
      and ronaldo 7 ain’t giving it up. It probably isn’t there.

  • Andreas September 19, 2017 at 7:58 pm

    Live coverage on talkshite radio ,if your interested.
    Why do I feel guilty for not going to the game tonight?

  • baz September 19, 2017 at 7:58 pm

    “Caffeine riddled piss smelling pop.” It’s the way you tell em H. Poetry.

    • Harry Hotspur September 19, 2017 at 7:59 pm

      I also do children’s birthday parties. Although the local cops have asked me not to.

      • baz September 19, 2017 at 8:04 pm

        That’s why these kids are so soft they need more real life exposure.

  • 💋 September 19, 2017 at 7:57 pm

    This has to be the world’s first live blog where the contributors are all sat around the wireless commenting on a commentary.

    • 61SpursNut🌰 September 19, 2017 at 7:58 pm

      I’m not keeping tabs on this blog.

      • 💋 September 19, 2017 at 8:01 pm

        Are you smirking those tabs?

    • Caspurs♿️ September 19, 2017 at 7:58 pm

      I’m speechless I tell ya!

      • 💋 September 19, 2017 at 8:02 pm

        That’s a first.

  • spursmyarse September 19, 2017 at 7:54 pm

    Bring it on you Barnsley Blokes You ! 50 quid on Ugbo to score first then get a heart attack, and then an outpouring of “we should pull out of this cup, as a mark of respect ” or something .👁👁

  • SeattleSpursGuy September 19, 2017 at 7:54 pm

    Tonight I would like to be pleasantly surprised by a rotated Spurs team doing an effective job against a lower league side without bringing in Kane and Ericksen to salvage things.

  • GSG September 19, 2017 at 7:53 pm

    Channel 4 don’t have a car park.

  • melcyid September 19, 2017 at 7:53 pm

    this is the only live thingy to do with Spurs saternoon in the whole wide world expect Spurs TV which for some strange reason is only audio. so if sissy scores no one will see it. No point in scoring then eh. this cold shoulder from all known media should be the death nell of this compo.

    • Harry Hotspur September 19, 2017 at 7:57 pm

      Nail on head, mon brave. This was clearly overpriced for what it is. The caffeine piss sponsors must be delighted with the media blackout.

  • 61SpursNut🌰 September 19, 2017 at 7:50 pm

    Fakinel, they’ve kicked off early!

    • Harry Hotspur September 19, 2017 at 7:52 pm

      Aye aye for fishy pie

  • Harry Hotspur September 19, 2017 at 7:50 pm

    Brace yourselves my beauties, we’re 10 minutes away from nothing at all…

  • JohnSpursMan September 19, 2017 at 7:44 pm

    anybody got a stream?

    • Harry Hotspur September 19, 2017 at 7:47 pm

      FFS don’t share this on Twitter or the server will collapse, okay? http://bit.ly/1WNRlzN

      • JohnSpursMan September 19, 2017 at 7:49 pm

        Hahaha, you cheeky sod

      • Jan Vertiginous September 19, 2017 at 7:52 pm

        Bastardo!

    • David Dillenberg September 19, 2017 at 7:49 pm

      Listening to Radio 5 live stumbled across this site which requires log in.

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ljqtoR-F2qo

      • Harry Hotspur September 19, 2017 at 7:50 pm

        I thought you were kosher? 😊

  • ronwol196061🇨🇦 September 19, 2017 at 7:41 pm

    And Harry wants us to win the League cup ffs
    ..we cant even fucking find it!!!

    • Harry Hotspur September 19, 2017 at 7:48 pm

      Now that’s a carpenter’s cup!

      • gavlav September 19, 2017 at 7:49 pm

        Back when Indiana Jones was good.

        • Harry Hotspur September 19, 2017 at 7:51 pm

          There we go – one for the dad’s!

  • Mad Carew September 19, 2017 at 7:41 pm

    England 3-0 Russia ( Nobbs 36mins)

    Spurs XI: Vorm, Trippier, Sanchez, Vertonghen, Walker-Peters, Dembele, Winks, Sissoko, Dele, Son, Llorente

    Substitutes: Gazzaniga, Alderweireld, Dier, Oakley-Booth, N’Koudou, Eriksen, Kane

    Barnsley XI: Davies, McCarthy, Fryers, Williams, MacDonald, Lindsay, Barnes, Ugbo, Potts, Hedges, Bird

    Substitutes: Townsend, Hammill, Bradshaw, Moncur, Jackson, Pearson, Thiam

    Read more at https://talksport.com/football/tottenham-hotspur-v-barnsley-live-stream-and-confirmed-line-ups-talksport-carabao-cup#kd01bZvTp4Z2zoVC.99

    • caveman September 19, 2017 at 7:44 pm

      Raz, Know any foreign stations airing this tonight. Is SD putting up a stream?

      • Mad Carew September 19, 2017 at 7:46 pm

        Looks very unlikely, have searched the lot, slight possibility it may change at KO but don’t hold your breath. If i get one i’ll post it.

        • caveman September 19, 2017 at 7:49 pm

          Thanks

    • Mad Carew September 19, 2017 at 7:44 pm

      There’s a HyenaFelated name on our Bench and one in the starting eleven, must be a first for Spurs.

  • Caspurs♿️ September 19, 2017 at 7:39 pm

    Tottenham vs Barnsley
    “This match is not listed as Televised anywhere on the planet so if you post a stream please say where the stream is coming from so we know it’s not spam or the wrong link.”
    The Degobah system!!

    • ronwol196061🇨🇦 September 19, 2017 at 7:41 pm

      Levys got it all pumped into his toilet

  • 61SpursNut🌰 September 19, 2017 at 7:34 pm

    Donkey only has Leicester v Pooh… so far.

    • gavlav September 19, 2017 at 7:38 pm

      Great British Bake Off it is then. Going to chuck a tenner on one of them doing a jam tart.

      • SkySportsJews September 19, 2017 at 7:41 pm

        That made me laugh. Nice one gavlah

  • Caspurs♿️ September 19, 2017 at 7:33 pm

    Barnsly to Win 6-2, I’m never wrong..

    • ronwol196061🇨🇦 September 19, 2017 at 7:33 pm

      Im Rong

      • Caspurs♿️ September 19, 2017 at 7:35 pm

        Ruv you rong time bro.

        • ronwol196061🇨🇦 September 19, 2017 at 7:39 pm

          I font know Righ from Rong Bro

          • Caspurs♿️ September 19, 2017 at 7:40 pm

            *Rye

  • 💋 September 19, 2017 at 7:31 pm

    ronwol196061
    Not a Spurstacus in sight!

    We’re always there, though. Look, there’s one right next to you.

    • ronwol196061🇨🇦 September 19, 2017 at 7:32 pm

      It must be you and she supports Bristol City

      • 💋 September 19, 2017 at 7:33 pm

        The Bristols need support. (Rovers and City).

        • ronwol196061🇨🇦 September 19, 2017 at 7:34 pm

          I may have a nipple on one of them

        • Spiderneil September 19, 2017 at 7:35 pm

          Get you cities out?

  • SkySportsJews September 19, 2017 at 7:31 pm

    Guy on Reddit reckons this will change channel at kick off. Some random Portuguese game atm. Not holding my breath tbh

    http://www.yallahd.stream/files/b28.php?id=695

    • Harry Hotspur September 19, 2017 at 7:32 pm

      There will be coverage.

      Where’s there’s a will…

  • ronwol196061🇨🇦 September 19, 2017 at 7:30 pm

    We should get RF to spearhead a takeover of THFC and Harry to get THST

  • ronwol196061🇨🇦 September 19, 2017 at 7:29 pm

    Wots media mean?

  • 💋 September 19, 2017 at 7:27 pm

    Still Nil Nil
    What porn magazine you reading?

    Porn magazine?! Hello granddad.

    • Still Nil Nil September 19, 2017 at 7:30 pm

      Can’t beat flickingthru a magazine

      • Harry Hotspur September 19, 2017 at 7:33 pm

        Watch out for the staples, Aunty

        • Still Nil Nil September 19, 2017 at 7:33 pm

          This

          • ronwol196061🇨🇦 September 19, 2017 at 7:35 pm

            Ouch

      • ronwol196061🇨🇦 September 19, 2017 at 7:33 pm

        And also a magazine

  • David Dillenberg September 19, 2017 at 7:27 pm

    I have high hopes for Foyth.
    Going forward replace Dier with Foyth
    Replace Trippier with Walker Peters

    • ronwol196061🇨🇦 September 19, 2017 at 7:28 pm

      And DD came Foyth

      • David Dillenberg September 19, 2017 at 7:30 pm

        In Blackpool less said the better!

        • ronwol196061🇨🇦 September 19, 2017 at 7:34 pm

          Wow thats a first!

    • 💋 September 19, 2017 at 7:32 pm

      Replace Dilly with Joyce for the cup games.

      • David Dillenberg September 19, 2017 at 7:34 pm

        She is more attractive!

    • Still Nil Nil September 19, 2017 at 7:33 pm

      I sometimes wonder and worry about your mindset DD

      • ronwol196061🇨🇦 September 19, 2017 at 7:37 pm

        He often quotes Shakespeare

        • David Dillenberg September 19, 2017 at 7:38 pm

          We are both thespians!

          • Still Nil Nil September 19, 2017 at 7:41 pm

            That explains it

  • BARD September 19, 2017 at 7:24 pm

    Ronwol – Hed Off Meda Rellatons.

    • ronwol196061🇨🇦 September 19, 2017 at 7:25 pm

      Ill be Mediatating

      • Mad Carew September 19, 2017 at 7:26 pm

        In a trance then

        • ronwol196061🇨🇦 September 19, 2017 at 7:27 pm

          Wascit ever any different ffs

    • Harry Hotspur September 19, 2017 at 7:25 pm

      Now where talking!

  • Jan Vertiginous September 19, 2017 at 7:22 pm

    Fear not! There appears to be some linkage.

    http://firstsrowsports.tv/

    • SkySportsJews September 19, 2017 at 7:24 pm

      Doesn’t seem like it with those two links..

      • OrganicPaper September 19, 2017 at 7:26 pm

        Also, Bournmouth v brighton has no broadcasters as far as I can see either, and that isan all prem south coat derby.
        The value of this cup laid bare by the fact the TV do not even want the rights. No one none of the managers give a fook

        • Mad Carew September 19, 2017 at 7:27 pm

          Sky have the exclusive rights.

          • Jan Vertiginous September 19, 2017 at 7:28 pm

            They’ve got a dedicated football channel and what? 4 other sports channels? Wankers.

        • SkySportsJews September 19, 2017 at 7:27 pm

          Yeah says it all really. Don’t know why that just do away with the competition entirely

    • Jan Vertiginous September 19, 2017 at 7:27 pm

      Sorry, you’re right. Should have checked before posting.

      • Caspurs♿️ September 19, 2017 at 7:27 pm

        It’s on the wireless if all else fails.

        • Jan Vertiginous September 19, 2017 at 7:29 pm

          Wotcha Cas

          • Caspurs♿️ September 19, 2017 at 7:31 pm

            Howzya you doing Jan, keeping out of mischief I hope?

      • SkySportsJews September 19, 2017 at 7:28 pm

        No worries. Seemed promising for a moment

  • Harry Hotspur September 19, 2017 at 7:20 pm

    I would love to buy Spurs and make Ron head of media relations.

    We’d run out to the Dad’s Army theme against Germans and tonight’s entry music would be The Worzels and ‘I’ve got a brand new combine harvester’

    • Spiderneil September 19, 2017 at 7:21 pm

      Please buy spurs.

    • ronwol196061🇨🇦 September 19, 2017 at 7:22 pm

      Id start the same with something like the Moaris do in Rugby except it will.be Morri…er Maurice Dancing

      • Jan Vertiginous September 19, 2017 at 7:23 pm

        You’re hired!

    • ronwol196061🇨🇦 September 19, 2017 at 7:24 pm

      Ill shake the fuckers up.Ill have The Beatles playing for 90 minutes and Tottenham in for the half time show

      • Harry Hotspur September 19, 2017 at 7:26 pm

        🤣 Leo Sayer at half time

        • ronwol196061🇨🇦 September 19, 2017 at 7:27 pm

          Or his brother Tooth

        • 💋 September 19, 2017 at 7:28 pm

          That made me feel like dancing.

    • ronwol196061🇨🇦 September 19, 2017 at 7:26 pm

      Give me 5 minutes with Eriksen…Ill make us world champignons

      • ronwol196061🇨🇦 September 19, 2017 at 7:28 pm

        Theres not mushroom at Wembley

  • Jan Vertiginous September 19, 2017 at 7:19 pm

    Looking forward to seeing Foyth and Llorente. I wonder if the Alli rumours are true if this is a tactic to make him take responsibility and lead by example.

  • gloster1861 September 19, 2017 at 7:17 pm

    Let’s hope Barnsley don’t injure Sissoko.😕

    Is that the only way that pile of pointlessness is going to NOT play for Spurs?

    He seems to be untouchable. There’s something weird going on here.

    • Spiderneil September 19, 2017 at 7:18 pm

      Let’s hope he receives a tasty scissor kick to the back of his bonce

    • Mad Carew September 19, 2017 at 7:18 pm

      This is his moment, his perfect moment, lap it up sucker !

  • Spiderneil September 19, 2017 at 7:16 pm

    I predict 4-0. Is it in the tele anywhere?

    • SkySportsJews September 19, 2017 at 7:17 pm

      According to Reddit Soccer Streams it is not being broadcast anywhere on the planet

      • OrganicPaper September 19, 2017 at 7:18 pm

        haha! At the National Stadium, what a disgrace!

        • SkySportsJews September 19, 2017 at 7:19 pm

          You know it. Fucked my evening up that has. Will have to watch the bindippers!

      • OrganicPaper September 19, 2017 at 7:19 pm

        This is right, its only ‘broadcast’ on Spurs Live Match Centre audio.
        Might as well listen on TalkShite or TalkShite 2 which ever has it

    • Jan Vertiginous September 19, 2017 at 7:20 pm

      Bollocks I was looking forward to watching it.

  • OrganicPaper September 19, 2017 at 7:16 pm

    Strong line up. Will be a big deal for Barnsley though so we need to have our whits about us. They have scored pretty well overall so far this season so will pose a threat. Maybe a can (if its sold in cans or is it by the syringe??) of Carabao will do our boys well.

    I say 0-0 HT 2-0 FT Llorente with the double

  • Spiderneil September 19, 2017 at 7:14 pm

    Good job we’re saving Dembele for our big games.

  • Mrtbadass September 19, 2017 at 7:14 pm

    None Of U dolecunts going i see typical just me the only truthful bastard in here im going 3 0

    • Still Nil Nil September 19, 2017 at 7:17 pm

      Oh ffs

    • Caspurs♿️ September 19, 2017 at 7:20 pm

      You’re the reason I’m not going..

      • Still Nil Nil September 19, 2017 at 7:21 pm

        I can’t help it, I’ve gotta work

        • Caspurs♿️ September 19, 2017 at 7:26 pm

          You get all that sexy protective clobber to wear, I’d be left defenceless against if I accidentally bumped into Mr talk out of my Badass..
          Stay safe bud, if you need any help you’ve got me number. 😜

          • Still Nil Nil September 19, 2017 at 7:27 pm

            It’s on speed dial

  • Harry Hotspur September 19, 2017 at 7:13 pm

    Predictions?

    • Mad Carew September 19, 2017 at 7:14 pm

      I predict a Riot !

    • SkySportsJews September 19, 2017 at 7:14 pm

      We’ll toil for a while. But a safe 2/3-0

    • Lord Croker September 19, 2017 at 7:15 pm

      Everyone gets bored just after kick off.

    • gavlav September 19, 2017 at 7:16 pm

      0-0, more dross than Palace’s midfield.

    • Still Nil Nil September 19, 2017 at 7:17 pm

      4-0

    • ronwol196061🇨🇦 September 19, 2017 at 7:21 pm

      I wouldnt lower myself

      5-0

      Im going to be fucking pissed if its 4-0

    • 61SpursNut🌰 September 19, 2017 at 7:27 pm

      7-5 aet

  • ronwol196061🇨🇦 September 19, 2017 at 7:11 pm

    Methinks its Getty who is getting to our boys!!! The photograoher snaps a picture and gives them Alex Fergusons card.Wgat ithet schmucks can get that close snap snap wink wink photographs….

    • Harry Hotspur September 19, 2017 at 7:13 pm

      Harry wink winks. Hello sailor.

  • Mad Carew September 19, 2017 at 7:10 pm

    1-0 to England

    • SkySportsJews September 19, 2017 at 7:12 pm

      *to the whites

      • Mad Carew September 19, 2017 at 7:13 pm

        2-0 to England

  • caveman September 19, 2017 at 7:07 pm

    Right fucking bunch of ladyboys!

    • ronwol196061🇨🇦 September 19, 2017 at 7:13 pm

      Not a Spurstacus in sight!

  • BARD September 19, 2017 at 7:06 pm

    Fairly strong side. No excuses.

  • Rich G🙄 September 19, 2017 at 7:05 pm

    Tonight’s game should come with free raffle tickets ,the winner takes shitsokko home for bum fun

    • Still Nil Nil September 19, 2017 at 7:07 pm

      See bards post below yours

    • Harry Hotspur September 19, 2017 at 7:11 pm

      Some nice heavy diversity fucking. Just what the LGBT GP ordered.

  • BARD September 19, 2017 at 7:04 pm

    What a vast cavernous characterless shithole.

    • Still Nil Nil September 19, 2017 at 7:05 pm

      What porn magazine you reading?

      • ronwol196061🇨🇦 September 19, 2017 at 7:13 pm

        Hahaha!!
        That Bard is a bit iffy!

        • BARD September 19, 2017 at 7:15 pm

          It’s a bit whiffy. Just how I like it.

          • ronwol196061🇨🇦 September 19, 2017 at 7:19 pm

            My nose is totally blocked up ffs

  • Still Nil Nil September 19, 2017 at 7:00 pm

    Tonight’s game should be free entry for 1 adult and 1 yoot with every programme bought.

    • Still Nil Nil September 19, 2017 at 7:02 pm

      As long as the programme price remained the same as PL matches not bumped up to £20 each!

  • richspurs September 19, 2017 at 7:00 pm

    Pics look like lingerie models on catwalk but no lingerie and ugly cats

  • Willie! September 19, 2017 at 6:57 pm

    Should be resting Son not risking him against these minnows. Where is N’DooDoo?

  • McG September 19, 2017 at 6:56 pm

    So I wos right about Dembele Davies & KWP, that side’s gotta be worth £10 of anyones money!!

  • is Gascoigne gonna have a crack? September 19, 2017 at 6:56 pm

    From milk to Thai energy drink. We are a polluted species.

  • Tottenham central September 19, 2017 at 6:56 pm

    Haringey borough fc go marching on