The League cup. Or more accurately the Carabao cup.
Carabao is apparently Thailand’s second best selling energy drink. This is a 3 year deal, which is tremendous news for those wishing to associate themselves with caffeine riddled piss smelling pop.
By rights this game should be played on a Twister mat in a Channel 4 car park – with the cast of The Only Way Is Essex versus the cast of Emmerdale representing the two teams. What an utterly depressing point we’ve reached in football.
Tottenham Hotspur Football Club: Vorm, Trippier, Foyth, Vertonghen (C), Walker-Peters, Dembele, Winks, Sissoko, Dele, Son, Llorente.
Subs: Gazzinga, Toby, Dier, Booth, Eriksen, Kane, a Chelsea fan.