Date: 26th September 2017 at 7:09pm
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  • Aside from cerebrospinal fluid, what's on your mind?

  • AccringtonSpurs September 27, 2017 at 9:19 am
  • caveman September 27, 2017 at 8:26 am

    One thing for is, Sissoko is improving significantly with every game!

    • caveman September 27, 2017 at 8:26 am

      For sure

      • East Stand September 27, 2017 at 8:51 am

        About facking time.

    • AccringtonSpurs September 27, 2017 at 8:26 am

      he was okay last night. HIs west ham performance was much better

      • Pete September 27, 2017 at 8:43 am

        Yeh, I was hoping he’d take encouragement from the positive words at the weekend and really step it up last night. Didn’t see it.

    • David Dillenberg September 27, 2017 at 8:29 am

      Agreed and unlike Eriksen Sissy can actually make a tackle!
      Davies takes better corners.

      • David Dillenberg September 27, 2017 at 8:31 am

        Disappointed that KWP has been benched as I would like to see him given an extended run in the side.

        • East Stand September 27, 2017 at 8:54 am

          An ‘extended run’ would mean dropping either Davies, Trippier or Oreo a head of him. Do you honestly think that’s realistic unless one gets injured or suspended?

          • caveman September 27, 2017 at 9:08 am

            No, but kid may ouster Trippier on the left side as Trippier’s useless on the left.

            • East Stand September 27, 2017 at 9:16 am

              Probably why KWP wasn’t sent on loan, I didn’t even know that Tripps could play there. I’m in no rush to see Rose back, rather see KWP play there and see how he gets on….

    • SpurAndy 🍒π September 27, 2017 at 8:32 am

      Encouraging signs.

    • David Dillenberg September 27, 2017 at 8:38 am

      Improving yes. Significantly ummm!

  • caveman September 27, 2017 at 8:11 am

    I still think we’ll get something from the Real M games. Could go far when we get properly into our stride!

  • Camus September 27, 2017 at 8:04 am

    Good morning, all.
    So… Top of the Group of Death after 2 matches played.
    Maximum points.
    Of course that may change after we face Real twice, but if we wanted a response following last season’s CL debacle, I’d say we’ve had one.

    • Freund or Foe September 27, 2017 at 8:07 am

      Yeah.

  • Freund or Foe September 27, 2017 at 7:49 am

    I can’t remember a thing from last night. I think I may have embarrassed myself, my company and my colleagues.
    My wallet is soaking wet, and I’ve no idea why.

    • Freund or Foe September 27, 2017 at 7:49 am

      We won though, right?

    • SpurAndy 🍒π September 27, 2017 at 8:10 am

      Wouldn’t worry mate, it’s not like you’ve got any history on this. 😂

    • caveman September 27, 2017 at 8:13 am

      How about your trousers?

  • Still Nil Nil September 27, 2017 at 7:41 am

    Only caught the second half and thought with not spurs best team, they did ok against an organised albeit ‘strong in the tackle’ type team on a bobbly pitch (yeah I know it’s the same for both teams but they’re used to it) and got a good result.
    Lloris made a couple of decent saves, when as a back 3/5 playing high, got caught a few times but when reverting to a back 4 (for this match at that time – I prefer Spurs as a back 3/5) it worked, so hats off to poch for changing it when he did as this nullified the oppos.
    I thought sissoko had a decent second half, defending well, intercepted and created, so well done to him.
    Son was a bit off the boil but that’s possibly down to lack of game time.
    Kane with some cool finishes which he made look easy but weren’t if he’d panicked, winks was tidy and good in possession.
    All in all a tricky night with a good result with a team that was missing a couple of our best players.
    Games like those in the past would have tripped spurs up.
    Not so last night.
    Not all games can be won with a swagger.
    Job done.
    Well done to the squad.

  • AccringtonSpurs September 27, 2017 at 6:05 am

    A win against APOEL and a draw against Dortmund and we’re through.

    • AccringtonSpurs September 27, 2017 at 6:06 am

      most likely….

  • mikespurs September 27, 2017 at 3:37 am

    Didnt see the game unfort with work. But hat trick harry with a makeshift team do to injur/suspend/illness. Beat them the same as m so whats the prob? Some really dodgy defending?

  • ronwol196061🇨🇦 September 27, 2017 at 3:26 am

    David Dillenberg
    Returned from the pub with Poxy
    Man of the Match: Kane
    Standout performer: Kane
    Are we are a one man show: perhaps
    Most improved performer: Sissy
    Poorest performer on the night: Son
    Defence: Iffy
    Are we likely to be punished by Real Madrid: Yes
    Are we likely to lose away to Dortmund: Yes

    Yechhhhh!!!!
    We are not liuely to lose away to Dortmind
    It could be a strong draw

  • ronwol196061🇨🇦 September 27, 2017 at 3:20 am

    Forget Madrid.I dont think ee are ready for them.Dortmund is THE game

  • is Gascoigne gonna have a crack? September 27, 2017 at 2:15 am

    There’s a great documentary called ‘who owns football?’. Glazers, Sisu etc, whoever. ENIC are the same, in essense. Worth watching.

  • melcyid September 27, 2017 at 1:42 am

    I think that Kanes mouth breathing technique gives him an advantage over his rivals.

  • Nick September 27, 2017 at 1:00 am

    So we’ve got a Decent RB that we play at LWB and we’ve spent nearly half the Kyle Walker money on a RB that is nearly half as good as Kyle Walker.I know player power & all that but as a business decision,so far it stinks

    • ronwol196061🇨🇦 September 27, 2017 at 3:22 am

      Total nonsense

  • melcyid September 27, 2017 at 12:01 am

    we will rise to the occasion v Madrid they will not fancy dealing with Kane and will change their game to accomodate that.At some stage this season Llorente is gonna be a hero

    • David Dillenberg September 27, 2017 at 12:05 am

      Mel RM fear nobody simply strutting their stuff taking centre stage with classy personnel.

      • melcyid September 27, 2017 at 1:12 am

        ignore killer kane at your peril

        • Urbane Sturgeon September 27, 2017 at 1:15 am

          My concern isn’t with Kane, it’s with our back 5.

          • ronwol196061🇨🇦 September 27, 2017 at 3:23 am

            Our back 5 are fine.If anything is lacking its our system

  • melcyid September 26, 2017 at 11:58 pm

    The Dorts should have had a bang on penalty early in the game before Madrid scored how all the officials missed that one I will never know, perhaps they didnt miss it but didnt give it.

  • AccringtonSpurs September 26, 2017 at 11:52 pm

    Think we’l probably use same tactics we used against Dortmund to play Madrid. Trouble is, that’s how most teams play against Madrid. Poch is going to have to use every last ounce of magic dust on that fixture.

    • David Dillenberg September 26, 2017 at 11:54 pm

      Stopping Ronaldo will help!!

      • David Dillenberg September 26, 2017 at 11:57 pm

        I would take a draw now at home to RM. All we can hope for it that we put on a decent show and not ripped to shreds.
        Bonne Nuit.
        Back tomorrow.

    • ronwol196061🇨🇦 September 27, 2017 at 3:24 am

      You cant hokd back you have to attack

    • mikespurs September 27, 2017 at 3:32 am

      Go after them. Press them. Hound them. Send inapropraite letters to there moms. Make them feel wierd with winks, ass grabs, & hard tackles. Goal diff means nothing so lets make them real uncomfortable

  • Nick September 26, 2017 at 11:38 pm

    So we’ve scored 6 CL goals from just 8 shots on target this campaign.Clinical efficient finishing! For a season I personally had kind of written off as transitional (I also thought that of year one in new Home) I suddenly have a new found optimism 😀 COYS

  • SeattleSpursGuy September 26, 2017 at 11:27 pm

    I’d say excuse this homoerotic lapse by Poch, but I know how he feels:

    Poch: “But I don’t want to describe [Harry] as I did after West Ham because it was so controversial the description.”

    Reporter: “Loving him?”

    Poch: “Yes, now my wife is so jealous. And his wife too! No, I think it’s unbelievable. You know, it’s Harry Kane.”

    • melcyid September 27, 2017 at 12:02 am

      Poch was over the rainbow

    • Urbane Sturgeon September 27, 2017 at 1:11 am

      Poch’s version of the Maureenio to Lampard tactic which involved following him around for ages after a match while repeatedly telling him he is the best midfielder in the world, even following him into the shower.

  • David Dillenberg September 26, 2017 at 11:22 pm

    Was Dier playing this eve?

  • gloster1861 September 26, 2017 at 11:18 pm

    Apoel had quite a few decent efforts. Fortunately Kane was on our team. This result echoed the Dortmund game where clinical finishing is decisive over effort.

    It is the opposite of being ‘Spursy’, where we have most possession and shots but lose or draw. Maybe being in the Group of Death is precisely what we needed. Winning on the break against attacking teams.

    • Harry Hotspur September 27, 2017 at 4:59 am

      Excellent point – fuck possession let’s score – Kane did that 3 times

      • East Stand September 27, 2017 at 8:56 am

        Match winners are what you need. Kane is one, Eriksen can be one but we lack them.

  • gloster1861 September 26, 2017 at 11:08 pm

    Playing Trippier at left back shows our weakness with Rose and Jan absent. It was an emergency selection that should never be risked again.

    • East Stand September 26, 2017 at 11:12 pm

      Jan was missed, we’ve been missing Rose for about 9 months now so not a relevant item possibly?

      • gloster1861 September 26, 2017 at 11:14 pm

        Davies replacing Jan, Trippier replacing Davies? All a bit desperate really. I hope Foyth steps up soon.

  • gus September 26, 2017 at 11:07 pm

    Great night for us. The Boy Bale instrumental in putting away BD, we get a solid win, advantage us but it’s early days

  • David Dillenberg September 26, 2017 at 10:59 pm

    Returned from the pub with Poxy

    Man of the Match: Kane
    Standout performer: Kane
    Are we are a one man show: perhaps
    Most improved performer: Sissy
    Poorest performer on the night: Son
    Defence: Iffy
    Are we likely to be punished by Real Madrid: Yes
    Are we likely to lose away to Dortmund: Yes

    • David Dillenberg September 26, 2017 at 11:01 pm

      Never thought Kane would make it. He has and eat humble pie.

    • gloster1861 September 26, 2017 at 11:06 pm

      Looked like Jan was really missed at the back. Disturbed the understanding required of a solid back line. His return will make the difference Dilly.

      • East Stand September 26, 2017 at 11:09 pm

        Handy to have Davis learn the role in the back three though, just in case like…

        • gloster1861 September 26, 2017 at 11:10 pm

          Foyth can’t play there yet?

          • East Stand September 26, 2017 at 11:14 pm

            Dunno, but Jan is comfortable at Left Back so perhaps the left of the three needs to be a central defender that can play LB too in Poch’s system?

            • East Stand September 26, 2017 at 11:14 pm

              Or a LB that can play CB…

          • David Dillenberg September 26, 2017 at 11:23 pm

            Replace Dier with Foyth.

            • East Stand September 27, 2017 at 8:59 am

              Dier plays in midfield now, do you mean play a 19 year old central defender in midfield?

      • Nick September 26, 2017 at 11:14 pm

        We do miss jan but for my two pennies the change to wing backs leaves us exposed on Auriers side pulling tobes out of position & giving opponents more opportunities.

    • BARD September 26, 2017 at 11:07 pm

      Lloris was crap tonight again.

      • gloster1861 September 26, 2017 at 11:10 pm

        He is the new brain fart provider. He might want Vorm to fill in against Real.

      • Nick September 26, 2017 at 11:14 pm

        One nearly costly mistake but a few decent saves.

    • Nick September 26, 2017 at 11:11 pm

      Poorest has to be Aurier for me

      • David Dillenberg September 26, 2017 at 11:24 pm

        IMO the poorest player on the field was Son by a wide margin.

    • Sexy Beast September 26, 2017 at 11:30 pm

      Are you ever likely to be positive? Not this decade!

      • David Dillenberg September 26, 2017 at 11:33 pm

        Never on here for popularity stakes. I call it as it is and if it sounds negative then my apologies but there it is.

        • Sexy Beast September 26, 2017 at 11:40 pm

          Would you say you are pessimistic DD?

          • David Dillenberg September 26, 2017 at 11:49 pm

            SB: Regrettably yes when quoting Winston Churchill: “An optimist sees an opportunity in every calamity; a pessimist sees a calamity in every opportunity”.

            • Sexy Beast September 27, 2017 at 12:07 am

              Haha like that!

        • East Stand September 27, 2017 at 9:00 am

          You call it as you see it DD, not how it is as we all do on here…

      • Harry Hotspur September 27, 2017 at 5:02 am

        Oh look, someone else picking on DD – seriously mate to what end?

  • Spursy September 26, 2017 at 10:54 pm

    I love Harry Kane. He’s the Killer in our team. Apparently Poch has likened Harry to Batistuta. Said they have the same killer instinct. He’s so calm and deadly. What will he do in the Bernabeu? ⚽️🏆

    • 61SpursNut🌰 September 26, 2017 at 10:55 pm

      It.

    • BARD September 26, 2017 at 10:55 pm

      Score a consolation goal.

    • East Stand September 26, 2017 at 11:00 pm

      Yeah I heard he said that, Batistuta was very hard working. Mind you, most Argie players are and tough as old boots…

  • Nick September 26, 2017 at 10:53 pm

    Even £30m Sissoko looked a better player than the £24m Oreo.Poor performance,no fluidity but a great result.Kane digs us out of the 💩 again.This season has all the hallmarks of the great Gareth Bale CL exploits for Kane.I know he’s one of our own but all the world will be gagging to pay up for a striker of his quality

    • East Stand September 26, 2017 at 11:02 pm

      Criticism of Aurier is subconsciously racist in this here parts Nick, you might get fined if you carry on like that!

      • Nick September 26, 2017 at 11:18 pm

        If criticising a player who constantly got caught up field,gave up when players passed him & chose the wrong option nearly every time,makes me a subconscious Racist,then sign me up to the subconscious news letter

        • Chiversmetimbers September 27, 2017 at 2:03 am

          Or maybe just don’t refer to black players as ‘Oreo’ and folk wont think you are a racist…

          • East Stand September 27, 2017 at 9:05 am

            It’s a play on his name, it never crossed my mind the relevance that an Oreo biscuit is actually black, for fucks sake.

            Some people try so hard to not seem biggoted that you suspect that they might be trying to hide something Chivers?

            • Chiversmetimbers September 27, 2017 at 2:47 pm

              Maybe you don”t understand the significance of that particular racial slur…

      • Aussie in Switzerland September 27, 2017 at 6:00 am

        Fuck the French……you know French people don’t even sweat…..

    • gloster1861 September 26, 2017 at 11:03 pm

      It’ll take a world record fee. Complete centre forward.

  • BARD September 26, 2017 at 10:52 pm

    Aurier apparently looks incredulous when subbed. On that showing it might not be a one off.

    • East Stand September 26, 2017 at 11:07 pm

      He’s committed but he needs to channel it better, a work in progress for Poch. Unless Aurier questions his manager’s sexuality again of course…

    • gloster1861 September 26, 2017 at 11:11 pm

      Early, early days.

      • East Stand September 26, 2017 at 11:16 pm

        I’m sure Poch will sort him out. The only problem Poch will have is if he has any kind of Sir Blastalot traits, then it will fall apart.

    • Harry Hotspur September 27, 2017 at 5:05 am

      You’re one of these people that can’t believe Trump got elected aren’t you? Are you also a Remainer?

      • East Stand September 27, 2017 at 9:08 am

        Me? No I wanted out of a corrupt EU and I can believe that Trump got elected because the world has become a very weird place of late…

        • Harry Hotspur September 27, 2017 at 9:43 am

          Not you! Sexy B

  • gloster1861 September 26, 2017 at 10:48 pm

    Kane scored a bona fide genuine hat trick. Left foot, right foot, header.

    He is so dangerous because he can shoot with either foot and also doesn’t need much back lift before shooting. There are no ‘tells’ for the goalkeeper or need to adjust his footing.

    • East Stand September 26, 2017 at 10:49 pm

      He da man.

    • Stevo1987 September 26, 2017 at 10:51 pm

      He just makes it look so easy. This performance (from him) was the same as those last two matches previous season. You just couldn’t see him missing.

  • SeattleSpursGuy September 26, 2017 at 10:43 pm

    magine what he could do if didn’t insist on taking August off.

    Harry Kane’s record for Spurs across all competitions in 2017:

    30 games 🏃
    34 goals ⚽️
    6 hat-tricks 🎩

    • Sexy Beast September 26, 2017 at 10:44 pm

      August is for holidays no?

    • Stevo1987 September 26, 2017 at 10:48 pm

      He needs to pull his socks up and get with the program.

  • gloster1861 September 26, 2017 at 10:43 pm

    Harry Kane is currently playing the “anything you can do, I can do better” song on his iPod.

    Get in the queue and weep Aguero, Lukaku and any others.

  • Trev1978 September 26, 2017 at 10:36 pm

    Eboue mark II diabolical again. So much for being ‘oven ready’. Looks like another one for the ‘Eurotrash’ bin

  • BARD September 26, 2017 at 10:11 pm

    I don’t think Rose will be ready for Real A. Not at full pelt anyway. Anyone know a possible return date for Wanyama? Please tell me it’s soon.

    • AccringtonSpurs September 26, 2017 at 10:12 pm

      Think it says something like 14 Oct on physioroom – after the break

  • Matt September 26, 2017 at 10:08 pm

    Say what you like about Redknapp, he still loves Spurs. Says Harry K has no need to leave.

    • Stevo1987 September 26, 2017 at 10:36 pm

      I was the best job he ever had.

      • Pete September 26, 2017 at 10:39 pm

        You came out of Arrys arse?

      • Stevo1987 September 26, 2017 at 10:40 pm

        oops, It was

  • gloster1861 September 26, 2017 at 10:04 pm

    Matt
    Harry at pains to point out the quality of the assists for every goal. He is one class act.

    He is a real gentleman.

  • Urbane Sturgeon September 26, 2017 at 10:04 pm

    That performance has given me great hope whenever we play a team with a record average attendance (2012/13) of sub 10,000, but scared me shitless for when we play the likes of Madrid Globestroppers in a stadium of 80,000+

    Go on the Slow to get into its!

  • Freund or Foe September 26, 2017 at 10:03 pm

    He exits, if tzke any one of you Cindy.

    • Freund or Foe September 26, 2017 at 10:04 pm

      Ina cunt.

      • gloster1861 September 26, 2017 at 10:05 pm

        ??

      • BARD September 26, 2017 at 10:08 pm

        Schnappschat

  • BARD September 26, 2017 at 9:59 pm

    We’ve had 2 of the 3 easiest fixtures in the group. 3 of the next 4 will be very very tough. A point in any of them will be enough but unless we get Wanyama Rose Dembele and an in form Dele back I don’t see us getting one.

    • AccringtonSpurs September 26, 2017 at 10:01 pm

      Dele will have to do more than fall over

      • Urbane Sturgeon September 26, 2017 at 10:05 pm

        “Dele will have to do more than fall over”

        I dunno, it’s very highly regarded tactic in Europe.

        • McG ⚽⚽ September 26, 2017 at 10:15 pm

          Funnny!!

    • gloster1861 September 26, 2017 at 10:03 pm

      Can only beat what’s in front of you. This was a banana skin, and we’ve breezed through. Imagine if you were a Dortmund fan tonight. Six points behind.

      If Spurs and Real were cynical, they’d realise a win apiece fix for our coming matches would leave Dortmund well and truly screwed.

      The Special Relationship.

  • gloster1861 September 26, 2017 at 9:56 pm

    BBC just revealed that Kane’s average goal is scored from 16 yards. Which is remarkable as most prolific scorers hit the majority of their goals within the 6 yard box.

    He really is a Roy of the Rovers.

  • AccringtonSpurs September 26, 2017 at 9:53 pm

    Sonny had a bad day at the office. First touch let him down a number of times. Back to his form of old.

    • Nick September 26, 2017 at 11:20 pm

      Seems to prefer being a sub,introduced to the game rather than starting?

  • Flynnbob September 26, 2017 at 9:49 pm

    Harry Kane 0-11 goals in 26days

    • Flynnbob September 26, 2017 at 9:52 pm

      My maths might be off but by this form he will hit a 100 goals by the end of the season

      • gloster1861 September 26, 2017 at 9:57 pm

        You are correct. Only injury can stop him being golden boot again.

  • McG ⚽⚽ September 26, 2017 at 9:48 pm

    We’ll possibly have Wanyama, Dembele & maybe even Rose back by 17th Oct, RM away!

    • AccringtonSpurs September 26, 2017 at 9:51 pm

      McG – I owe you a sincere and hearfelt apology – although we started and played 60 minutes with 3 at the back, we actually played 442 in the second half with Kane and Llorente up top! I NEVER in a million years thought Poch would do that. You called it.

      • McG ⚽⚽ September 26, 2017 at 10:20 pm

        I can’t get over the fact we started with three at the back vs those muppets?!!

        • East Stand September 26, 2017 at 10:52 pm

          Yes but that’s three defenders rather than four OR it’s five defenders. You can see it either way depending on how your fullbacks are playing.

    • daytripper September 26, 2017 at 9:55 pm

      We are going to need Rose back for that, all of their goals came as a result of Bale and Ronaldo runs behind Dortmund’s fullbacks. I dont think we have anybody else besides Rose that can deal with their pace. I have liked everything I have seen from Aurier until today. He does not have the pace to keep up with the faster forwards, Poch had to pull him because he was unable to deal with Aloneftis ( who also beat Trippier multiple times).

      • AccringtonSpurs September 26, 2017 at 10:00 pm

        I think we’re just going to have to park the bus against Ronaldo and Bale and pray Ramos gets sent off.

        • daytripper September 26, 2017 at 10:02 pm

          Go five at the back with Dembele, Dier, Wanyama and Sissoko at DM. Kane alone up front. I am all for it!

  • danspurs September 26, 2017 at 9:47 pm

    Going to be sad seeing modric and bale line up against us. Great goal by bale tonight and then an assist apiece. What might have been in some dream alternative universe, those two in this squad.

    • Nick September 26, 2017 at 11:22 pm

      Modric in our current line up would make me cream.Id even have a bet on us for a trophy

  • is Gascoigne gonna have a crack? September 26, 2017 at 9:46 pm

    Kane pretty much saving Levy’s arse at the moment. We are hopelessly short creatively.

    • Stevo1987 September 26, 2017 at 9:50 pm

      Yawn…

    • East Stand September 26, 2017 at 10:53 pm

      Poch is saving Levy’s arse, would we have this current version of Kane without Poch?

      • melcyid September 26, 2017 at 11:22 pm

        Poch must have trodden in dogs**t to have inherited Kane at this moment in history

  • Matt September 26, 2017 at 9:46 pm

    Harry at pains to point out the quality of the assists for every goal. He is one class act.

  • Matt September 26, 2017 at 9:44 pm

    We are going to need our best 11 playing bloody well in Dortmund. They’re a good side.

  • McG ⚽⚽ September 26, 2017 at 9:41 pm

    If we lose our next in Madrid, they’ll have qualified by the time the return leg at Wembley comes round. Nice 6 point lead over Dort, & 9 goals better off for our troubles…

    • daytripper September 26, 2017 at 9:43 pm

      The way they attack, Dort could make up the goal differential in one match against Apoel. I think it is going to come down to the match at Dortmund.

      • McG ⚽⚽ September 26, 2017 at 9:47 pm

        To play Madrid at home when they already through would be useful. We draw at Dort, it’s game over for them…

  • Matt September 26, 2017 at 9:38 pm

    Sanchez looking very strong. Still raw but I think he’ll be the perfect foil for Toby and Jan.

  • gavlav September 26, 2017 at 9:38 pm

    Top goal scorer so far Mr. H Kane

  • OrganicPaper September 26, 2017 at 9:37 pm

    Bindippers still drawing I hope?

    • Frontwheel 2 September 26, 2017 at 9:38 pm

      yep,5 mins to go

      • gavlav September 26, 2017 at 9:41 pm

        Into 8 mins et

  • AccringtonSpurs September 26, 2017 at 9:36 pm

    Why we bought Llorente is anybody’s guess.

    #LtEwVaYt

    • BARD September 26, 2017 at 9:39 pm

      He did well imo

    • Willie! September 26, 2017 at 9:40 pm

      Class, winning mentality/demeanor, vast experience, hold up play, different option as a Plan-B. He’s very helpful in a defensive situation winning headers in our box and helping kill a game off by being a target who can win the aerial duel and physically hold off opposition until our supporting players can get upfield.

      • daytripper September 26, 2017 at 9:41 pm

        Well said!

      • AccringtonSpurs September 26, 2017 at 9:47 pm

        That’s what it says on the tin.

        Thought he was piss poor tonight

    • East Stand September 26, 2017 at 10:55 pm

      I’m pleased we got an experienced striker rather than a Dutch Boy Scout who hasn’t yet earned his football badge…

  • OrganicPaper September 26, 2017 at 9:36 pm

    The perfect hat-tric to mask a piss poor first half.
    Not being down though, 3-0 away in CL is brilliant result

  • AccringtonSpurs September 26, 2017 at 9:35 pm

    Winks our best player. Snachez had a good game.

    • stevo1987 September 26, 2017 at 9:39 pm

      Sanchez looks like he has been playing for us since play school.

    • The Boy SPURTSpur 💋 September 26, 2017 at 10:02 pm

      Better than hat trick hero Kane?

      • Stevo1987 September 26, 2017 at 10:34 pm

        Nope. No one beats HK.

  • SpurAndy 🍒π September 26, 2017 at 9:35 pm

    Never in doubt.

  • Real Fan? September 26, 2017 at 9:35 pm

    Sissoko, Lamela, Alli – CL winning midfield

    • danspurs September 26, 2017 at 9:36 pm

      No way alli is ousting winks.

      • SpurLedleyKing September 26, 2017 at 9:45 pm

        all is best game in the shirt the hopeless cunt

  • SeattleSpursGuy September 26, 2017 at 9:34 pm

    Harry Kane’s game by numbers vs. APOEL:
    6 shots
    3 goals
    2 take-ons
    2 fouls suffered
    2 chances created
    1 hat-trick

  • Matt September 26, 2017 at 9:34 pm

    Winks very tidy tonight.

    • daytripper September 26, 2017 at 9:36 pm

      On defence. His passing was abysmal.

  • The Boy SPURTSpur 💋 September 26, 2017 at 9:33 pm

    My stream is about five mins behind its own commentary.

    • 61SpursNut🌰 September 26, 2017 at 9:34 pm

      How’s your stream getting on?

    • stevo1987 September 26, 2017 at 9:40 pm

      Mine was crap so I went over to Acestream. Links on reddit football streaming. Ok there.

    • East Stand September 26, 2017 at 9:45 pm

      What stream you got Spurts?

      • The Boy SPURTSpur 💋 September 26, 2017 at 10:01 pm

        No idea, bruv. Got it from Reddit, innit.

        • East Stand September 26, 2017 at 10:57 pm

          Tried that but couldn’t work it out and gave up…

  • BARD September 26, 2017 at 9:33 pm

    GKN is trying too hard but there’s a player in there I think.

    • Al September 26, 2017 at 9:35 pm

      Did we spend 10 million on a n other of our academy haircuts

    • SpurLedleyKing September 26, 2017 at 9:46 pm

      he is shit don’t do it to yourself

  • Spiderneil September 26, 2017 at 9:31 pm

    Looks like H was right about GKN

  • 61SpursNut🌰 September 26, 2017 at 9:31 pm

    Another 5 meeleeon pounds in the bank.

  • Jimmylofi September 26, 2017 at 9:31 pm

    We have the same results as Real so far. Draw to come? 🤔

  • Flynnbob September 26, 2017 at 9:31 pm

    Harry Kane’s 5 goals is more than any other Englishman has managed in the whole competition in 7 years ,he did in 2 games …#Legendofthelane

  • davespur September 26, 2017 at 9:27 pm

    nkoudou has been electric

    • davespur September 26, 2017 at 9:28 pm

      sorry i meant …. has nkoudou been electricuted

      • Lilywhite without the II September 26, 2017 at 9:31 pm

        run rabbit run rabbit run run run

    • Al September 26, 2017 at 9:31 pm

      Doesn’t he look sensational

  • Freund or Foe September 26, 2017 at 9:27 pm

    Did we’ve fuckin wing or what?

    • Spiderneil September 26, 2017 at 9:27 pm

      Currently 3-3

      • danspurs September 26, 2017 at 9:29 pm

        Hugo beaten at both near posts. Third was a screamer.

    • Real Fan? September 26, 2017 at 9:27 pm

      We’re still in it.

  • 61SpursNut🌰 September 26, 2017 at 9:26 pm

    Harsh yellow there for Winks.

    • McG ⚽⚽ September 26, 2017 at 9:27 pm

      Deserved it.

      • SpurLedleyKing September 26, 2017 at 9:46 pm

        no contact u mug

  • danspurs September 26, 2017 at 9:26 pm

    Good shift from sissy. Would like to have seen Edwards given a run out though.

    • baz September 26, 2017 at 9:27 pm

      Edwards is the next Pritchard

      • Stevo1987 September 26, 2017 at 9:51 pm

        Next Pilchard?

    • OrganicPaper September 26, 2017 at 9:27 pm

      Edwards was captain of the U19’s that lost 1-0 this afternoon.

      Not ready for this level yet

      • East Stand September 26, 2017 at 9:30 pm

        Thank you.

        • danspurs September 26, 2017 at 9:32 pm

          Maybe poch is saving him for Madrid away.

          • East Stand September 26, 2017 at 9:43 pm

            Obviously.

    • Flynnbob September 26, 2017 at 9:28 pm

      Is this the same Edwards that was absolutely hopeless against there u19s today

      • danspurs September 26, 2017 at 9:33 pm

        Well what do you expect? Surrounded by kids!

    • East Stand September 26, 2017 at 9:44 pm

      Why Dan, why?

      • danspurs September 26, 2017 at 9:50 pm

        I can’t help myself. It’s the anonymity of the Internet.

        • East Stand September 26, 2017 at 10:58 pm

          It twists the lemon innit.

  • Matt September 26, 2017 at 9:25 pm

    Moussa did OK tonight.

    • 61SpursNut🌰 September 26, 2017 at 9:26 pm

      Better than.

    • The Boy SPURTSpur 💋 September 26, 2017 at 9:27 pm

      Amazing what a little bit of faith (shown by Poch) in a player can do. Bearing in mind didn’t want Sisso and it was Levy what bought him.

    • East Stand September 26, 2017 at 9:29 pm

      Yeah, encouraging signs from Sissy. He couldn’t have been more shit so even a half decent game is something of a renaissance, even against The Dog & Duck. Good luck to him if he turns it around…

  • 61SpursNut🌰 September 26, 2017 at 9:25 pm

    Blooding a youngster now.

  • East Stand September 26, 2017 at 9:25 pm

    Dennis Waterman’s lad is keeping goal for FC Halloumi…

    A British Cypriot Greek lad comes on for Spurs in Cyprus too.

  • Real Fan? September 26, 2017 at 9:24 pm

    Poch strutting about the technical like a silverback.

    • richspurs September 26, 2017 at 9:25 pm

      Now now easy boy.

  • Flynnbob September 26, 2017 at 9:23 pm

    3-1 Madrid if we can take just a point from the 2 games against them , should be enough for second place

    • Al September 26, 2017 at 9:32 pm

      Let’s just win the group and be done with it

  • SeattleSpursGuy September 26, 2017 at 9:23 pm

    Blimey; Harry Kane has scored 6 hat-tricks in calendar year 2017.

    • Flynnbob September 26, 2017 at 9:24 pm

      6 and counting

  • Real Fan? September 26, 2017 at 9:23 pm

    Great defensive header by Llorente. If any fucker starts calling him Low-renty there’ll be trouble.

    • East Stand September 26, 2017 at 9:31 pm

      That striker wot we bought is called ‘Low Renty’.

  • 61SpursNut🌰 September 26, 2017 at 9:19 pm

    Four years ago I was saying Kane needs stabilisers as he kept falling over. I knew he’d come good though. 😀

    • Real Fan? September 26, 2017 at 9:21 pm

      I remember being at that pre-season game with you – he was shocking and showed no real signs of what he’s achieved since then.

    • Flynnbob September 26, 2017 at 9:21 pm

      He was just growing into his body . And hasn’t stopped growing since

    • Frontwheel 2 September 26, 2017 at 9:21 pm

      I always knew he’d be great,coughbullshitcough

    • Lilywhite without the II September 26, 2017 at 9:21 pm

      he still has…they digitally edit them out on tv…

    • The Boy SPURTSpur 💋 September 26, 2017 at 9:22 pm

      As it turnd out it wasTaff who needed the stabilisers. And knee pads. And a crash helmet.

  • BARD September 26, 2017 at 9:19 pm

    Trippier >>>>>>>>>>Aurier.

    • Mattspurs September 26, 2017 at 9:44 pm

      I just think Trippier was wasted on the left

  • The Boy SPURTSpur 💋 September 26, 2017 at 9:17 pm

    Kane is a monster. Could be one of the greatest English players ever.

    • danspurs September 26, 2017 at 9:19 pm

      And he seems pretty happy to be our monster. ..

  • BARD September 26, 2017 at 9:16 pm

    What a superstar.

    • MiT September 26, 2017 at 9:17 pm

      AND HOW. Good grief. He has put the work in, and it keeps paying off more and more.

      • richspurs September 26, 2017 at 9:23 pm

        Gary Player. The harder i work, the luckier i get.

  • Syd September 26, 2017 at 9:16 pm

    Now we will see some action…Kevin Georges…2 goals and 1 assist

  • Real Fan? September 26, 2017 at 9:15 pm

    Imagine how many it would’ve been if Alli was playing.

    • 61SpursNut🌰 September 26, 2017 at 9:16 pm

      😂😂😂

    • Frontwheel 2 September 26, 2017 at 9:19 pm

      Doesn’t bear thinking about

  • BARD September 26, 2017 at 9:15 pm

    Finally Kane gets a rest.

    • East Stand September 26, 2017 at 9:16 pm

      Even though he doesn’t even want one!!

  • East Stand September 26, 2017 at 9:15 pm

    NoClue coming on for Harry…

  • East Stand September 26, 2017 at 9:14 pm

    Shaquile Coulthirst has just scored for Barnet…

    • Frontwheel 2 September 26, 2017 at 9:15 pm

      Fakinel

    • baz September 26, 2017 at 9:16 pm

      The Barca Hatrick Man.

  • Al September 26, 2017 at 9:14 pm

    Cute ball Dier

  • East Stand September 26, 2017 at 9:13 pm

    They’re a pub team but this is still really quite satisfactory…

    • Al September 26, 2017 at 9:14 pm

      Only because we’ve been shite and skittled them anyway eventually.

    • richspurs September 26, 2017 at 9:15 pm

      Next yime you get the tea bags honey lemon kettle water and extension plug n keepmthe fecking things next to u UPSTAIRS

      • richspurs September 26, 2017 at 9:16 pm

        Emm er, ….

        • baz September 26, 2017 at 9:18 pm

          How did you know I was using lemons??

          • richspurs September 26, 2017 at 9:20 pm

            Youre like me bro.

    • MiT September 26, 2017 at 9:19 pm

      Greek teams are almost always a tough adjustment. However, I do agree – Spurs played awfully there for a spell.

    • Mattspurs September 26, 2017 at 9:43 pm

      With the long hair and beards they are more a hipster brewery team

  • baz September 26, 2017 at 9:13 pm

    Great! I pop downstairs to make myself a cup of tea and miss two goals.

    • The Boy SPURTSpur 💋 September 26, 2017 at 9:16 pm

      You make tea in the basement? Weird.

    • Spiderneil September 26, 2017 at 9:18 pm

      Now that’s a good brew time!

  • Matt September 26, 2017 at 9:12 pm

    Picking up on Seattle s point, why don’t we just get Harry off now?

    • Limerick AL September 26, 2017 at 9:13 pm

      What about my point 10 minutes ago.

  • OrganicPaper September 26, 2017 at 9:12 pm

    The Dort Real game is brilliant.

  • legoverlass September 26, 2017 at 9:12 pm

    Thank God for Harry Kane.!

  • Arthur brain September 26, 2017 at 9:12 pm

    Surely take Kane off now, rest for Huddersfield. Or is that to sensible?

  • SeattleSpursGuy September 26, 2017 at 9:12 pm

    Perfect Harry hat-trick as well.

  • East Stand September 26, 2017 at 9:11 pm

    No wonder Morata told Poch to piss off…

  • McG ⚽⚽ September 26, 2017 at 9:11 pm

    Glorious.

  • The Boy SPURTSpur 💋 September 26, 2017 at 9:11 pm

    And some said this mob would cause us trouble *sniggers*.

    • Real Fan? September 26, 2017 at 9:13 pm

      ‘S racist!

      • The Boy SPURTSpur 💋 September 26, 2017 at 9:15 pm

        Eh, most of my friends snigger.

  • OrganicPaper September 26, 2017 at 9:11 pm

    So much better since we went to a 4 and took slippy off

    • BARD September 26, 2017 at 9:12 pm

      This.

  • Mad Carew September 26, 2017 at 9:10 pm

    Coolly beating the Keeper, Kaneinho is the mutts nutts !

  • Frontwheel 2 September 26, 2017 at 9:10 pm

    Topadaleague

  • Aussie in Switzerland September 26, 2017 at 9:10 pm

    Trippier crossing…..yeah baby

  • YidInExile September 26, 2017 at 9:10 pm

    Dorts Real, game’s energies crazy

  • BARD September 26, 2017 at 9:09 pm

    Tripps can deliver a ball. Stop mucking him about Poch.

  • SeattleSpursGuy September 26, 2017 at 9:09 pm

    Can we get the 4 season wonder out of there now?

    • Matt September 26, 2017 at 9:10 pm

      Very good point mate 👍

  • ronwol196061🇨🇦 September 26, 2017 at 9:09 pm

    Not watching yet but looks like Kane is a ine man band

  • Real Fan? September 26, 2017 at 9:09 pm

    Hurrikaneinho

  • Arthur brain September 26, 2017 at 9:09 pm

    Aurier is doing a wicked impression of Walker, really fast and……..not much else

  • danspurs September 26, 2017 at 9:09 pm

    What A Player. Great move too.

  • SpurAndy 🍒π September 26, 2017 at 9:09 pm

    Fuck me he’s good.

  • Spiderneil September 26, 2017 at 9:09 pm

    Fucking brilliant

  • Flynnbob September 26, 2017 at 9:09 pm

    Harry please marry me

  • BARD September 26, 2017 at 9:09 pm

    BOOOM

  • Mad Carew September 26, 2017 at 9:09 pm

    3-0 we is running riot

  • Lilywhite without the II September 26, 2017 at 9:08 pm

    The blokes a freak….freaking great!

  • Matt September 26, 2017 at 9:08 pm

    Omg. The man is a f@@king genius.

  • Al September 26, 2017 at 9:08 pm

    Kane really is a class act

  • Ronan September 26, 2017 at 9:08 pm

    Wow

  • BARD September 26, 2017 at 9:08 pm

    HATTRICK

  • 61SpursNut🌰 September 26, 2017 at 9:08 pm

    HATRICK!!!!!

  • Nicktheyid September 26, 2017 at 9:08 pm

    Is Son even on the pitch? This has to be his worst game in a spurs shirt.

  • BARD September 26, 2017 at 9:07 pm

    So much better. Aurier was pretty fucking useless. Jury even more out.

  • Mad Carew September 26, 2017 at 9:07 pm

    2-0

    • 61SpursNut🌰 September 26, 2017 at 9:08 pm

      Oh, ‘ello!

  • Limerick AL September 26, 2017 at 9:07 pm

    Take Kane Off Now Poch, Not with 2 Minutes to go.

  • Mospur September 26, 2017 at 9:07 pm

    Sissy first shot on target for spurs!

  • Syd September 26, 2017 at 9:06 pm

    Sissy tired now, bring on N’K

  • McG ⚽⚽ September 26, 2017 at 9:06 pm

    Assistoko..

    • richspurs September 26, 2017 at 9:07 pm

      Nice

    • 61SpursNut🌰 September 26, 2017 at 9:07 pm

      Lke.

  • East Stand September 26, 2017 at 9:06 pm

    Sissy with the assist!! Lets hope he builds from this.

  • SpurAndy 🍒π September 26, 2017 at 9:06 pm

    Sissoko’s like a new signing!

  • Frontwheel 2 September 26, 2017 at 9:06 pm

    Sissoko for my fantasy team?

    • Real Fan? September 26, 2017 at 9:07 pm

      Defo *snigger*

  • Matt September 26, 2017 at 9:05 pm

    Sissoko is on fire!

  • Frontwheel 2 September 26, 2017 at 9:05 pm

    As usual,simply picks his spot and slides it home just inside the post

  • danspurs September 26, 2017 at 9:05 pm

    Amazing how much better sissy looks when virtually everyone else is under performing. ..

  • richspurs September 26, 2017 at 9:05 pm

    We is still in this. There is hope yet.

  • Limerick AL September 26, 2017 at 9:04 pm

    Sissoko !!!!!!!!!!!! You magnificent bastard.

  • Real Fan? September 26, 2017 at 9:04 pm

    Mr Assist does it again.

  • Covspur September 26, 2017 at 9:04 pm

    Get in

  • Freund or Foe September 26, 2017 at 9:04 pm

    Did we win yet or fucmingg what?

  • Flynnbob September 26, 2017 at 9:04 pm

    Harry Kane the one season wonder .

  • BARD September 26, 2017 at 9:04 pm

    THANK FUCK FOR THAT. GOOD BALL SISSY LOL

  • Spiderneil September 26, 2017 at 9:04 pm

    Love him

  • Matt September 26, 2017 at 9:03 pm

    It’s that Sissoko Kane telepathy.

  • Al September 26, 2017 at 9:03 pm

    Was that an assist from he who shall not be named

  • BARD September 26, 2017 at 9:03 pm

    KAAAANEEE

  • OrganicPaper September 26, 2017 at 9:03 pm

    He is the KING

  • Al September 26, 2017 at 9:03 pm

    Thank fuck

  • 61SpursNut🌰 September 26, 2017 at 9:03 pm

    KANE AGAIN!

  • StuSpur September 26, 2017 at 9:02 pm

    Sissoko is demoralising

  • Mattspurs September 26, 2017 at 9:02 pm

    Son doing a great Dele impression here

  • Freund or Foe September 26, 2017 at 9:01 pm

    God only knows what I’d be without you.

  • legoverlass September 26, 2017 at 9:01 pm

    Trippier will get burned to bits for pace by the winger

  • YidInExile September 26, 2017 at 9:00 pm

    Real Dorts is a treat

    • OrganicPaper September 26, 2017 at 9:01 pm

      yes, great game. I think Real will score more though

      • YidInExile September 26, 2017 at 9:02 pm

        One of em surely will

  • East Stand September 26, 2017 at 9:00 pm

    What’s the stream situation?

  • baz September 26, 2017 at 8:59 pm

    Alan on the lefts name is being mentioned too much

  • BARD September 26, 2017 at 8:58 pm

    Good decision Poch.

  • StuSpur September 26, 2017 at 8:58 pm

    Aurier stung for pace by a guy in his 50s

  • Real Fan? September 26, 2017 at 8:58 pm

    We’re not ‘live’

  • OrganicPaper September 26, 2017 at 8:58 pm

    Good, get him off!

    • Aussie in Switzerland September 26, 2017 at 9:11 pm

      Well, he needs to score more CL goals than Ronaldo or Messi, so…….

  • 61SpursNut🌰 September 26, 2017 at 8:57 pm

    Yorentay is coming on.

  • Lilywhite without the II September 26, 2017 at 8:57 pm

    Pleased in Friday tomorrow anyway…

    • Lilywhite without the II September 26, 2017 at 8:58 pm

      it’s

  • OrganicPaper September 26, 2017 at 8:57 pm

    Great stop.

  • danspurs September 26, 2017 at 8:57 pm

    Hugo! Hugo!

  • Flynnbob September 26, 2017 at 8:57 pm

    Spanner being thrown 2-1 Madrid

  • BARD September 26, 2017 at 8:57 pm

    I’m afraid I’d take Mr Aurier off. Now.

  • Matt September 26, 2017 at 8:57 pm

    Can you see us keeping a clean sheet?

    • danspurs September 26, 2017 at 8:58 pm

      She’s having a bath so most likely

  • SpurAndy 🍒π September 26, 2017 at 8:56 pm

    This was sposed to be a sphincter puckerless match. I can feel a pucker coming on.

    • davespur September 26, 2017 at 8:57 pm

      sissoko just doing a slide tackle in our box had me at full pucker

  • Freund or Foe September 26, 2017 at 8:56 pm

  • Frontwheel 2 September 26, 2017 at 8:56 pm
  • Al September 26, 2017 at 8:56 pm

    That was late from Mo Farah

  • OrganicPaper September 26, 2017 at 8:54 pm

    Ronaldo. Christ they could rip us to shreads!!

    • baz September 26, 2017 at 8:55 pm

      No chance.

    • Limerick AL September 26, 2017 at 8:56 pm

      Not if we can play in All White, that way the Ref wont know whats going on.

    • Flynnbob September 26, 2017 at 8:56 pm

      Maybe,but Dortmund are giving the best club team in the world a lot of space and time. I don’t think we will be so accommodating

      • Al September 26, 2017 at 8:57 pm

        If we play like this Madrid will score between seven and ten goals.

      • richspurs September 26, 2017 at 8:58 pm

        Like tonight wink nudge heh heh heh

  • Al September 26, 2017 at 8:54 pm

    2-0 now

    • Al September 26, 2017 at 8:54 pm

      In Dortmund

  • Flynnbob September 26, 2017 at 8:53 pm

    As it stands we’re 6points clear of Dortmund with 4 games to go

  • danspurs September 26, 2017 at 8:53 pm

    Winks is back!

  • BARD September 26, 2017 at 8:52 pm

    Liking Harry Winks.

  • Matt September 26, 2017 at 8:52 pm

    Very neat winksey

  • Al September 26, 2017 at 8:52 pm

    Get in the game Son

    And several others

    Crumbs

  • OrganicPaper September 26, 2017 at 8:52 pm

    Im sure my wife was drinking an Apoel Spritz the other day

  • Limerick AL September 26, 2017 at 8:51 pm

    Any player with a bun on their head is a Sad Bastard.

  • baz September 26, 2017 at 8:50 pm

    Apoel could be the next Monaco.

    • Lilywhite without the II September 26, 2017 at 8:51 pm

      Host the F1?

      • baz September 26, 2017 at 8:54 pm

        They may be better than what they are credited with.

  • danspurs September 26, 2017 at 8:49 pm

    Hugo!

  • richspurs September 26, 2017 at 8:49 pm

    Remember those days when we battled to put string 90 mins of good football together. News flash, those days are back.

  • Matt September 26, 2017 at 8:49 pm

    As I said at the outset. We’re very comfortable at he back.

  • Syd September 26, 2017 at 8:48 pm

    Either that little guy with the bun is really really fast or Serge is really slow

  • 89Spurs 👁 September 26, 2017 at 8:46 pm

    He’s in the the barn with Horndog!

    • 89Spurs 👁 September 26, 2017 at 8:48 pm

      Ron that is.

  • 61SpursNut🌰 September 26, 2017 at 8:46 pm

    Hugo’s off for Lllorente.

    • Flynnbob September 26, 2017 at 8:47 pm

      Would be his best decision so far tonight

  • McG ⚽⚽ September 26, 2017 at 8:46 pm

    What a fantastic goal by Bale!!

  • Flynnbob September 26, 2017 at 8:46 pm

    I’ve long theorized that son and dele are at there best when playing together.son is proving me right ATM

  • Limerick AL September 26, 2017 at 8:46 pm

    Love him or hate him, one thing is certain. Poch is mad.

    • AccringtonSpurs September 26, 2017 at 8:46 pm

      Poch has 7 first teamers out

      • Limerick AL September 26, 2017 at 8:46 pm

        Yeah. He’s mad.

  • AccringtonSpurs September 26, 2017 at 8:45 pm

    where’s ROn?

    Ron??

    • Harry Hotspur September 26, 2017 at 8:46 pm

      He irons his 78s on Tuesdays

  • Harry Hotspur September 26, 2017 at 8:44 pm

    In other news Morrisons doughnuts are terribly nice

    • Frontwheel 2 September 26, 2017 at 8:47 pm

      Not as good as my porridge bread(with dates and walnuts)

    • MysteriousStranger September 26, 2017 at 8:47 pm

      On a savoury tip, Stilton Mini Cheddars are a winner, even if they logically shouldn’t be called “Cheddars”.

  • Frontwheel 2 September 26, 2017 at 8:44 pm

    I’ve never taken to Lloris,he’s the spit of my daughters husband and he’s a right cunt.

    • danspurs September 26, 2017 at 8:46 pm

      😂

    • Aussie in Switzerland September 26, 2017 at 8:57 pm

      You know that daughters marry their “fathers” right?

  • OrganicPaper September 26, 2017 at 8:44 pm

    Take Slippy MacSlidetackle off and stick trips right in a 4 at the back.

  • Urbane Sturgeon September 26, 2017 at 8:43 pm

    We must have the worst collection of ball crossers in the top half of the Prem. It looks more and more as if the percieved quality of our squad during the past few seasons has been exaggerated due to the window of opportunity afforded us by the failure of manure, shitty & chelski to get their act together. What’s happened to the penetrating cut and thrust of the midfield who were showing us how it’s done, just 6 months ago? What’s changed? And how/why the inconsistency twixt Dortmund and Apoel? Can it really be team changes? Is our squad really that bad? Win an actual trophy this season? Not remotely on this showing.

    gO ON tHe DelusioNs oF GraNdEuR!

    • AccringtonSpurs September 26, 2017 at 8:46 pm

      This is why Llorente was a bad buy

      • Urbane Sturgeon September 26, 2017 at 8:50 pm

        I didn’t really understand the fanfare re YourRentay, but kept schtum in case I was deemed mad. Which of course I may be.

  • is Gascoigne gonna have a crack? September 26, 2017 at 8:43 pm

    Pickford? Ooops….

  • BARD September 26, 2017 at 8:43 pm

    Switch Trippier and Aurier. Trippier has far better delivery. He’s getting properly fucked over by Poch.

    • Spiderneil September 26, 2017 at 8:46 pm

      Sub trippier for fourth and push Davies to the wing back

      • Spiderneil September 26, 2017 at 8:47 pm

        Foyth

    • Real Fan? September 26, 2017 at 9:02 pm

      Aurier is no longer on the pitch.

  • 61SpursNut🌰 September 26, 2017 at 8:40 pm

    Hugo is no better than Ming-au-lait now.

    • richspurs September 26, 2017 at 8:41 pm

      See everyone agrees with me. Sell the twit.

    • Camus September 26, 2017 at 8:41 pm

      Yup. De fack has happened to him…?

      • MysteriousStranger September 26, 2017 at 8:45 pm

        Nothing. He was playing like that under AVB.

        • Camus September 26, 2017 at 8:46 pm

          Aye. He was. But then he got better. Now he’s worse again.

          • MysteriousStranger September 26, 2017 at 10:23 pm

            No, he didn’t change at all.

    • SpurAndy 🍒π September 26, 2017 at 8:43 pm

      He was ok till Sissoko came. I think he feels responsible and it’s affecting his game.

  • Harry Hotspur September 26, 2017 at 8:39 pm

    We’re not lucky – we’re winning. Two quite different things.

    That said I’d fucking sub Hugo immediately the French white bastard.

    • richspurs September 26, 2017 at 8:40 pm

      Racist you

    • AccringtonSpurs September 26, 2017 at 8:40 pm

      He’s not cut out for the big games.

      • richspurs September 26, 2017 at 8:42 pm

        Hes not even cut out for this one.

        • 61SpursNut🌰 September 26, 2017 at 8:43 pm

          He needs to be cut out.

      • Harry Hotspur September 26, 2017 at 8:42 pm

        He wants cutting out. What a pilchard.

      • Camus September 26, 2017 at 8:45 pm

        Bottle-job. I’m sorry to say it but a big-game bottle-job

    • Freund or Foe September 26, 2017 at 8:42 pm

      Harold.

  • BARD September 26, 2017 at 8:38 pm

    Jenas digging out Lloris. Good.

    • 61SpursNut🌰 September 26, 2017 at 8:39 pm

      Too lenient.

  • Freund or Foe September 26, 2017 at 8:38 pm

    Did Aurier take out any poofs yet?

    • OrganicPaper September 26, 2017 at 8:38 pm

      He is doing his best impression of one with that hair do

    • Lord Croker September 26, 2017 at 8:39 pm

      Izzards not playing.

    • SpurAndy 🍒π September 26, 2017 at 8:41 pm

      No they’ve got the bench to sit on. Oh I thought you said poufs.

    • Harry Hotspur September 26, 2017 at 8:41 pm

      He went into the tunnel shouting ‘ou est les lesbians je suis Hank Marvin’

      • richspurs September 26, 2017 at 8:43 pm

        In C mAjor

    • Real Fan? September 26, 2017 at 9:01 pm

      Foot-rests? Don’t think so.

  • Camus September 26, 2017 at 8:37 pm

    King Kane! 👑

  • legoverlass September 26, 2017 at 8:36 pm

    We are so needing Wanyama and Dembele back. How is it possible that Sissoko is a professional footballer ? His brain and his feet are not connected. Davies and Tripper on the left… master stroke. I would deffo give Nocluedo a run out and LLorente alongside Kane as Son is having one of his no turn up games.

  • AccringtonSpurs September 26, 2017 at 8:36 pm

    Trippier at LWB is crap.

    • Freund or Foe September 26, 2017 at 8:37 pm

      We should try him at LBT.

      • Camus September 26, 2017 at 8:41 pm

        I’d like to see him at LGBT 🏳️‍🌈

    • Camus September 26, 2017 at 8:37 pm

      Yup. And we all knew it beforehand.

  • richspurs September 26, 2017 at 8:36 pm

    Our much vaunted defence like headless chickens. Jeez.

  • Frontwheel 2 September 26, 2017 at 8:36 pm

    My new thing is porridge bread

  • BARD September 26, 2017 at 8:36 pm

    This formation with those players is confusing everyone.

  • AccringtonSpurs September 26, 2017 at 8:35 pm

    That Aloneftis bloke looks like a haunted shrubbery

  • SpurAndy 🍒π September 26, 2017 at 8:34 pm

    Can only get betterer, can’t it?

  • Freund or Foe September 26, 2017 at 8:34 pm

    So I’ve just read the sky sport live feed.
    HT: No point beating around the bush, Spurs have been very lucky here

    Is that a decent evaluation? Is it? Is it?

    • 61SpursNut🌰 September 26, 2017 at 8:34 pm

      It is, it is.

      • Freund or Foe September 26, 2017 at 8:36 pm

        Winning when your losing. That’s a sure sign of winning, when you’re losing.

  • BARD September 26, 2017 at 8:33 pm

    That Son pass cost us a 2nd goal.

    • MiT September 26, 2017 at 8:38 pm

      Yep – I am sure he knew he was light the moment he passed it.

  • McG ⚽⚽ September 26, 2017 at 8:32 pm

    that should have just been 0-2, what a shit final ball that was..

  • richspurs September 26, 2017 at 8:32 pm

    I tell ye this prophecy.m The frenchman between the poles is gonna cost us more games than he saves, us., big time yes.

    • SpurAndy 🍒π September 26, 2017 at 8:33 pm

      Nein.

      • richspurs September 26, 2017 at 8:35 pm

        Ja

  • Syd September 26, 2017 at 8:31 pm

    Pool and Moscow 1 1

  • Ronan September 26, 2017 at 8:31 pm

    Thankfully Kano is ours. Sissy still looking a passenger, baffled by it all.

    • McG ⚽⚽ September 26, 2017 at 8:34 pm

      I think you mean Aurier, Trippier & Davies, joke.

  • Aussie in Switzerland September 26, 2017 at 8:31 pm

    We can’t afford to play both Sissoko and Son

  • SpurAndy 🍒π September 26, 2017 at 8:31 pm

    Thought that was excellent.
    PS I haven’t been watching.

    • Freund or Foe September 26, 2017 at 8:31 pm

      Me neither neither.

      • baz September 26, 2017 at 8:33 pm

        I was listening to it as background noise. I looked at the screen 3 times during the half.

        • danspurs September 26, 2017 at 8:35 pm

          I was quite enjoying it until I started glancing at the comments in the blog. I sometimes forget we’re pretty good now.

  • BARD September 26, 2017 at 8:30 pm

    God help us if Kane gets injured at any point this season.

  • Lilywhite without the II September 26, 2017 at 8:30 pm

    fucking woeful passing tonight so far

    • Freund or Foe September 26, 2017 at 8:31 pm

      Yeah. Fucking woeful passing. Yeah. Woeful. Yeah.

      • Lilywhite without the II September 26, 2017 at 8:42 pm

        its worse than that..

  • davespur September 26, 2017 at 8:29 pm

    fuck me glen hoddle is awful at punditry. if i have to listen to any more of his doning on about zonal marking for corners i’m gonna fucking top myself

    • Covspur September 26, 2017 at 8:31 pm

      +1 legend on the pitch..shite commentator

    • Freund or Foe September 26, 2017 at 8:32 pm

      Don’t fuck with the Hod.

      • Frontwheel 2 September 26, 2017 at 8:34 pm

        Hods a fucking lunatic

    • Flynnbob September 26, 2017 at 8:33 pm

      Just be aware topping yourself won’t help ,hoddles friend eillen drewery will find you

  • OrganicPaper September 26, 2017 at 8:29 pm

    Real Madrid next *gulp*

  • Arthur brain September 26, 2017 at 8:29 pm

    Aurier part man part Mummy

    • davespur September 26, 2017 at 8:30 pm

      he’s got hoes in different aurier codes

  • Freund or Foe September 26, 2017 at 8:26 pm

    So we’re winning, yes? Please confirm.

    • 61SpursNut🌰 September 26, 2017 at 8:27 pm

      We have scored more goal than them.

    • Lilywhite without the II September 26, 2017 at 8:27 pm

      Technically yes, not emotionally…0-1

      • danspurs September 26, 2017 at 8:29 pm

        I’m winning emotionally. But I’m under a lot of pressure and in need of half time.

    • danspurs September 26, 2017 at 8:27 pm

      Affirmative

    • SpurAndy 🍒π September 26, 2017 at 8:28 pm

      Ya

    • SeattleSpursGuy September 26, 2017 at 8:28 pm

      Only on the scoreboard.

    • Arthur brain September 26, 2017 at 8:29 pm

      Yes 1-0

      • Freund or Foe September 26, 2017 at 8:30 pm

        Danke Shaun.

  • BARD September 26, 2017 at 8:26 pm

    We’re a bloody mess.

  • StuSpur September 26, 2017 at 8:26 pm

    I’ve heard the GSP Stadium is the Wembley of the Greek islands

  • McG ⚽⚽ September 26, 2017 at 8:25 pm

    Yay, still not happy!

  • SeattleSpursGuy September 26, 2017 at 8:25 pm

    Kane, Harry Kane.

  • Syd September 26, 2017 at 8:25 pm

    Bentaleb or Winks….I would have Bent’s

    • Frontwheel 2 September 26, 2017 at 8:26 pm

      No way

      • Syd September 26, 2017 at 8:27 pm

        for me…but an interesting discussion

      • danspurs September 26, 2017 at 8:27 pm

        I’m with you fronty. But sissy or bents?

        • Syd September 26, 2017 at 8:28 pm

          Bents again

          • Frontwheel 2 September 26, 2017 at 8:32 pm

            Poch’s in the middle of weaving his magic on Winks,imo he’s gonna be a great asset.Enough chat for ya ?

            • Syd September 26, 2017 at 8:34 pm

              I agree he is solid and in progression but so was Bents when we shoved him on

    • Al September 26, 2017 at 8:26 pm

      Bentaleb… all the gear and no idea

  • richspurs September 26, 2017 at 8:25 pm

    Hugo is just a little less better than Alli. Which is to say useless

    • Lord Croker September 26, 2017 at 8:26 pm

      That’s a bit rich.

    • Syd September 26, 2017 at 8:26 pm

      Alli, useles?????you havin a laugh

      • richspurs September 26, 2017 at 8:28 pm

        Evening chaps (doff the hat)

  • danspurs September 26, 2017 at 8:25 pm

    Sucker punch!

  • Covspur September 26, 2017 at 8:24 pm

    Get the fuck in

  • Mospur September 26, 2017 at 8:24 pm

    Sorry!

    • Mospur September 26, 2017 at 8:25 pm

      Arry!

  • StuSpur September 26, 2017 at 8:24 pm

    Get in boy!

  • Arthur brain September 26, 2017 at 8:24 pm

    I’m sure they lure us in to slag em off, so we feel infinately better when they score

  • McG ⚽⚽ September 26, 2017 at 8:24 pm

    Llorente, bags of experience, a winner. We lose Eriksen & play 7 defensive players, no Llorente, f*cking joke.

  • Syd September 26, 2017 at 8:23 pm

    Im sorry who is playing LB for us, Davies or Trippier

    • Lord Croker September 26, 2017 at 8:24 pm

      Lloris.

    • OrganicPaper September 26, 2017 at 8:24 pm

      Trippier

  • Flynnbob September 26, 2017 at 8:23 pm

    Come on you spurs

  • Matt September 26, 2017 at 8:23 pm

    thank f@@k for Harry Kane

  • BARD September 26, 2017 at 8:23 pm

    KAAAANNNEEE

  • OrganicPaper September 26, 2017 at 8:23 pm

    🙂 Get IN!!

  • Al September 26, 2017 at 8:23 pm

    NEVER IN DOUBT

  • 61SpursNut🌰 September 26, 2017 at 8:23 pm

    KANE! Shit until now. 0-1

  • Arthur brain September 26, 2017 at 8:23 pm

    We ain’t got enough subs

  • StuSpur September 26, 2017 at 8:22 pm

    Shades of young boys game here

  • Arthur brain September 26, 2017 at 8:22 pm

    Paul Robinson?

  • BARD September 26, 2017 at 8:22 pm

    Hugos kicking is fucking useless.

  • Lilywhite without the II September 26, 2017 at 8:22 pm

    Great advert for the mighty Lilywhites in Europe…

  • Arthur brain September 26, 2017 at 8:22 pm

    Lloris is fucking embarrassing

  • Al September 26, 2017 at 8:21 pm

    Jesus, Lloris

  • OrganicPaper September 26, 2017 at 8:21 pm

    bahahaha

  • Lilywhite without the II September 26, 2017 at 8:21 pm

    hahah

  • Al September 26, 2017 at 8:21 pm

    This is why we should never have sold Lewis Holtby

  • BARD September 26, 2017 at 8:21 pm

    Toby not good again…

  • Spiderneil September 26, 2017 at 8:20 pm

    It’s all Greek to me

  • Arthur brain September 26, 2017 at 8:20 pm

    Why’s Aurier got his blutooth in?

    • Frontwheel 2 September 26, 2017 at 8:20 pm

      Mindset wrong as per,our players expected to walk it

  • OrganicPaper September 26, 2017 at 8:20 pm

    It was always going to be hard to break them down, but i didnt expect us to look so crap. Should have played a 4-2-3-1 IMO

  • Lilywhite without the II September 26, 2017 at 8:19 pm

    We are just lumping the ball around, no finesse…

  • gavlav September 26, 2017 at 8:19 pm

    Winks best player so far

  • Lilywhite without the II September 26, 2017 at 8:18 pm

    It’s like watching a car crush, you don’t want to look but you just can’t help yourself…

  • McG ⚽⚽ September 26, 2017 at 8:17 pm

    Voodoo or Llorente should be on the pitch, Trippier should not. Talk about Poch bricking it..

    • McG ⚽⚽ September 26, 2017 at 8:18 pm

      Mr Poopy.

    • Flynnbob September 26, 2017 at 8:19 pm

      I cannot understand why he hasn’t played Kane and Lorente,we look lost

      • StuSpur September 26, 2017 at 8:21 pm

        Yep Llorente on for me, winks pushed back into Diers position and Dier back to trips position. An early bath for trips. Or take Aurier off and put trips there

  • StuSpur September 26, 2017 at 8:16 pm

    A fine an example then if when you expect a whipped in cross from your left back when it’s delivered by your right bing back.

  • 61SpursNut🌰 September 26, 2017 at 8:16 pm

    CORNER!

    • Spiderneil September 26, 2017 at 8:16 pm

      Finally, something to celebrate!!!

  • Lilywhite without the II September 26, 2017 at 8:15 pm

    Apo – 11th in the farm premier league…

  • McG ⚽⚽ September 26, 2017 at 8:15 pm

    5 defenders against these muppets, 6 if you count Dier!! Jeeze..

    • daytripper September 26, 2017 at 8:16 pm

      Winks his playing the right defending midfielder, so we have 7 defensive minded players. I dont know what on earth Poch has been smoking this season.

  • Arthur brain September 26, 2017 at 8:14 pm

    Honestly looks like we could carve these apart at will, but we are somehow struggling to do it. Weirdsville

    • McG ⚽⚽ September 26, 2017 at 8:16 pm

      See below…

  • Lilywhite without the II September 26, 2017 at 8:14 pm

    Passing has got to be better FFS..

  • Freund or Foe September 26, 2017 at 8:14 pm

    Sow, errrrr, kraut.

  • Arthur brain September 26, 2017 at 8:12 pm

    Such a familiar feeling everything I watch us in Europe. Very uncomfortable viewing, might sit back on my armchair

  • Freund or Foe September 26, 2017 at 8:12 pm

    Kartopelkopft.

  • is Gascoigne gonna have a crack? September 26, 2017 at 8:11 pm

    Faves liverpool down. City not having their own way and we are doing what exactly…..?

    • Lilywhite without the II September 26, 2017 at 8:12 pm

      slow, boring, lethargic, poor…and not working

  • Spiderneil September 26, 2017 at 8:10 pm

    This is duuuuuuuuulll

  • Frontwheel 2 September 26, 2017 at 8:09 pm

    Spartakahahaha

    • OrganicPaper September 26, 2017 at 8:15 pm

      I want to be smug be we look turd at the mo. Will gladly stick it to the bin dippers once we are infont

  • BARD September 26, 2017 at 8:09 pm

    Winks looks up for it.

  • Flynnbob September 26, 2017 at 8:09 pm

    Come on you ruskis

  • BARD September 26, 2017 at 8:08 pm

    Toby looks all at sea..

  • OrganicPaper September 26, 2017 at 8:08 pm

    noisy bunch these Apoel fans.

  • is Gascoigne gonna have a crack? September 26, 2017 at 8:07 pm

    When we play on BT sports poch forgets how to pick a balanced side.

  • is Gascoigne gonna have a crack? September 26, 2017 at 8:05 pm

    Draw? Draw.

    • Frontwheel 2 September 26, 2017 at 8:07 pm

      No,no

      • Lilywhite without the II September 26, 2017 at 8:08 pm

        please don’t go…

  • Real Fan? September 26, 2017 at 8:05 pm

    Trippier looks like the long-lost midget twin of J****

  • Lilywhite without the II September 26, 2017 at 8:05 pm

    Pub team making us look like, well…a pub team..

  • danspurs September 26, 2017 at 8:04 pm

    Phew

  • Flynnbob September 26, 2017 at 8:04 pm

    Baleeeeeee ..he learnt that at the lane

    • OrganicPaper September 26, 2017 at 8:05 pm

      was a great finish aswell

  • OrganicPaper September 26, 2017 at 8:04 pm

    Bale. 1-0 Real

  • Harry Hotspur September 26, 2017 at 8:03 pm

    Considering our wingbacks are is far forward they are courting the offside rule we aren’t actually applying very much pressure…

    • OrganicPaper September 26, 2017 at 8:05 pm

      Yes we are struggling to create and looking stoopid as they break on us

  • gloster1861 September 26, 2017 at 8:02 pm

    Any streams?

  • OrganicPaper September 26, 2017 at 8:00 pm

    Ramos just handballed off the line. Lucky boy to got away with that

    • Flynnbob September 26, 2017 at 8:07 pm

      Just seen the replay , he looked like he was waving at the ball lol

  • Real Fan? September 26, 2017 at 8:00 pm

    Where is everyone?

  • Spiderneil September 26, 2017 at 7:59 pm

    It’s official. Trippier is shit at LB

    • is Gascoigne gonna have a crack? September 26, 2017 at 7:59 pm

      I reckon its cos he’s a right back.

  • Real Fan? September 26, 2017 at 7:59 pm

    These guys are literally a bunch of pool attendants and package holiday reps. If we can’t beat them, we are truly shiiyiite.

  • OrganicPaper September 26, 2017 at 7:58 pm

    Real looking strong against BVB

  • Freund or Foe September 26, 2017 at 7:54 pm

    I’m in Germany again chaps. For those of you unfortunate enough to recive my Rocky Horror transvestite cabaret emails last year…..expect more.

    • OrganicPaper September 26, 2017 at 7:56 pm

      Can we have a show of hands for those based in Germany in this group? I count 3 now including myself – a little clan forming!

      • Flynnbob September 26, 2017 at 8:01 pm

        Am i no3

        • Real Fan? September 26, 2017 at 8:02 pm

          Well FoF is a number 2, so…

  • 61SpursNut🌰 September 26, 2017 at 7:53 pm

    GET IN!

    • 61SpursNut🌰 September 26, 2017 at 7:53 pm

      … please.

      • Real Fan? September 26, 2017 at 7:54 pm

        Minx

        • 61SpursNut🌰 September 26, 2017 at 7:55 pm

          I don’t mind who scores.

    • Freund or Foe September 26, 2017 at 7:55 pm

      Did we score?

  • Flynnbob September 26, 2017 at 7:50 pm

    The rb Leipzig keeper is a dead ringer for prince Andrew

  • OrganicPaper September 26, 2017 at 7:49 pm

    we are looking all white.
    When will we see that lovely purple camo kit I wonder..?

  • Real Fan? September 26, 2017 at 7:49 pm

    Great start! Sissoko awesome.

    • Harry Hotspur September 26, 2017 at 7:51 pm

      That little move with Aurier was nice.

      • Real Fan? September 26, 2017 at 7:54 pm

        *Faints*

  • Harry Hotspur September 26, 2017 at 7:49 pm

    Tonight’s pitch has been kindly donated by Somme Battlefields Ltd

  • Syd September 26, 2017 at 7:46 pm

    Early goal please

  • Harry Hotspur September 26, 2017 at 7:45 pm

    Straight reds for anyone bothering god.

    • 61SpursNut🌰 September 26, 2017 at 7:45 pm

      That’s me safe then.

    • Real Fan? September 26, 2017 at 7:45 pm

      🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏

    • Syd September 26, 2017 at 7:45 pm

      Why, is he in the crowd?

    • Horndog September 26, 2017 at 7:46 pm

      Are we still in it, innit?

    • Stevo1987 September 26, 2017 at 7:46 pm

      I’m not going bother you at all Mr H Sir.

    • SeattleSpursGuy September 26, 2017 at 7:47 pm

      He don’t bother me, I don’t bother him.

  • Harry Hotspur September 26, 2017 at 7:44 pm

    Trippier, Alderweireld, Sanchez is the 3

    Davies, Aurier are the wing backs

    Dier, Winks, Sissoko is the midfield

    Son, Kane up front.

    • daytripper September 26, 2017 at 7:45 pm

      Worst part is Sissoko is lined up in the creative midfield spot. Lord help us.

    • Horndog September 26, 2017 at 7:45 pm

      Is Hugo playing? 😀

    • OrganicPaper September 26, 2017 at 7:46 pm

      Looks like Davis is left of the 3. Sanchez central, Toby Right

  • Real Fan? September 26, 2017 at 7:44 pm

    I like apoels, mainly Granny Smiths.

    • Stevo1987 September 26, 2017 at 7:46 pm

      Better than that French muck.

  • Horndog September 26, 2017 at 7:43 pm

    Bale with his hair bun. He’s looks idiotic. Now Luka has cool hair.

  • MysteriousStranger September 26, 2017 at 7:42 pm

    Tremendous “Moores” display there.

    • 61SpursNut🌰 September 26, 2017 at 7:43 pm

      Indeed.

  • Syd September 26, 2017 at 7:42 pm

    Good morning peeps

    • 61SpursNut🌰 September 26, 2017 at 7:42 pm

      Hello peep.

    • Real Fan? ⚽️ September 26, 2017 at 7:42 pm

      Good morning from sunny LA

      • Syd September 26, 2017 at 7:45 pm

        Middle of night here fanny so this better be goooood

  • is Gascoigne gonna have a crack? September 26, 2017 at 7:41 pm

    Looks like another Swansea at home team shenanigans night. Square pegs in round holes and Sissoko AGAIN!?

  • Real Fan? ⚽️ September 26, 2017 at 7:40 pm

    Sissoko. Yay!

    • Stevo1987 September 26, 2017 at 7:41 pm

      Nay!

      • Real Fan? ⚽️ September 26, 2017 at 7:42 pm

        Wahay!

    • 61SpursNut🌰 September 26, 2017 at 7:41 pm

      Y-aye!

    • gloster1861 September 26, 2017 at 7:42 pm

      Fills yer heart with pride.

      Or alternatively your stomach with bile.

  • Matt September 26, 2017 at 7:36 pm

    Harry says we have top top players. I love Harry.

    • Stevo1987 September 26, 2017 at 7:38 pm

      Ex Brum manager

    • SpurAndy 🍒π September 26, 2017 at 7:39 pm

      Except for Sissoko.

      • Horndog September 26, 2017 at 7:41 pm

        He needs to shed the shit label today, Andy. We need him to show up.

        • Stevo1987 September 26, 2017 at 7:43 pm

          He should be the kid who always shows up but never gets picked or was that me?

          • 61SpursNut🌰 September 26, 2017 at 7:44 pm

            I was there too! 😀

        • SpurAndy 🍒π September 26, 2017 at 7:45 pm

          👍

  • Horndog September 26, 2017 at 7:32 pm

    The match will shown here, in the Heartland, on a 5 hour, 15 minute delay. Jebus, I’m going to have to go hide in the barn with the cows until I can see it. A little moonshine will help me get thru the wait.

    • Harry Hotspur September 26, 2017 at 7:36 pm

      Holy handgrenades, Batman

      • Horndog September 26, 2017 at 7:39 pm

        Can’t light a match around that stuff or I’ll go up like a hand grenade.

    • daytripper September 26, 2017 at 7:41 pm

      for $20US, you can get the Fox Soccer Match Pass and watch all the Europa and Champions League matches live online. The feed has been really high quality this season. Until today. It looks like we are playing on Mars.

      • Horndog September 26, 2017 at 7:44 pm

        Thx, but I will force myself to drink and wait.

  • SeattleSpursGuy September 26, 2017 at 7:26 pm

    Tottenham Hotspur Verified account @SpursOfficial 1m1 minute ago

    Tonight’s fixture is played in memory of the late Ian Moores, who played for both sides before sadly passing away in 1998, aged just 43.

    • Stevo1987 September 26, 2017 at 7:28 pm

      Hatrick in the 9-0 against Bristol Rovers.

      • SeattleSpursGuy September 26, 2017 at 7:30 pm

        39 goals in 116 appearances for APOEL it seems.

      • Lord Croker September 26, 2017 at 7:32 pm

        My first game at the Lane if it is from 77.

      • BARD September 26, 2017 at 7:36 pm

        Colin Lee got 4 on debut in the same game.

        • Stevo1987 September 26, 2017 at 7:37 pm

          I was in the Paxton Road end. 6 goals went in.

          • 61SpursNut🌰 September 26, 2017 at 7:40 pm

            I was there too.

            • gloster1861 September 26, 2017 at 7:44 pm

              And me. Bristol Rovers got caned.

            • Stevo1987 September 26, 2017 at 7:45 pm

              Cool. I was the slim 14 year old with wavy brown hair sporting a blue and white scarf worn ’70’s style.

    • melcyid September 26, 2017 at 11:51 pm

      unfortunately Ian Moores wasnt very good.Was supposed to replace Chivers.

      • Harry Hotspur September 27, 2017 at 4:58 am

        If had been any good 75% of outer fans would have heard of him before last night

  • Sexy Beast September 26, 2017 at 7:24 pm

    I have one thing left to say:
    COME On You SPURS ⚽️⚽️⚽️

    • MiT September 26, 2017 at 8:35 pm

      +1 that.

  • gavlav September 26, 2017 at 7:24 pm

    I’m going 1-15. I’m sorry but if we can’t beat these we deserve the Thursday night Bilbo Baggins cup.

  • OrganicPaper September 26, 2017 at 7:22 pm

    Interesting line up. Not sure what system we are playing with Aurier and Trip and Davies in the line up. I assume Aurier playing further forward. Unless Davies is playing on the left of a 3?

    • Stevo1987 September 26, 2017 at 7:23 pm

      It’s called parkin ze buss….

    • Matt September 26, 2017 at 7:25 pm

      Yep, Davies has done that very competently for Wales. We’re fine at the back tonight.

  • Horndog September 26, 2017 at 7:20 pm

    How come, in the photo, all of our players are the same height?

    • AccringtonSpurs September 26, 2017 at 7:21 pm

      genetic engineering. It’s the future

      • Horndog September 26, 2017 at 7:21 pm

        You mean we’ve seen it?

        • Sexy Beast September 26, 2017 at 7:23 pm

          Buggar too late for me to be as tall as Horndog! 😂

          • Horndog September 26, 2017 at 7:26 pm

            Next time we get together we’ll get a side by side photo and I’ll be on my knees.😬

    • Stevo1987 September 26, 2017 at 7:23 pm

      Robot players. AI…..

  • BARD September 26, 2017 at 7:19 pm

    Ok I’m going for a shitty 2 1 win.

    • Horndog September 26, 2017 at 7:21 pm

      We’ll poop them out!

  • Stevo1987 September 26, 2017 at 7:18 pm

    I’m going for 3 sets to 1. Tie break first set.

  • AccringtonSpurs September 26, 2017 at 7:18 pm

    Kane hatrick. Sonny brace. Sissoko row Z x 2

    • Stevo1987 September 26, 2017 at 7:24 pm

      I don’t think he can kick it that far. Maybe if it came off his knee?

      • AccringtonSpurs September 26, 2017 at 7:30 pm

        I’m actually expecting another good performance from him tonight. He can’t finish for shit but the rest of his game dramatically improved against Spam.

        • AccringtonSpurs September 26, 2017 at 7:31 pm

          Only thing is he’s playing on the wing again

  • Sexy Beast September 26, 2017 at 7:16 pm

    Come on boys keep up with the program! 😂

  • Mad Carew September 26, 2017 at 7:16 pm

    If we can manage to keep a clean sheet we should win or at the very least draw tonight.

    • Sexy Beast September 26, 2017 at 7:20 pm

      Brilliant! 😂

  • Sexy Beast September 26, 2017 at 7:15 pm

    1 nil spurs
    Sonny

  • Stevo1987 September 26, 2017 at 7:15 pm

    Hugo!