Date: 2nd October 2017 at 1:12pm
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Pep Guardiola. He’s a card.

The ‘Harry Kane Team’ description is one of a man running scared. He’s already bought Kyle Walker and now he wants Eric Dier. The Manchester City gaffer is doing a good impression of someone who didn’t get to manage the squad he really wanted to.

The City boss will be all too well aware of聽Kane keeping Spurs within distance of the top two as the 24 year old bagged his 12th and 13th goals of September!

  • Aside from cerebrospinal fluid, what's on your mind?

  • mattspurs October 2, 2017 at 5:45 pm

    Says Pep, former manager of Lionel Messi FC

  • Castankerous1馃槧 October 2, 2017 at 3:35 pm

    “”It is better to fail aiming high than to succeed aiming low.”

    • McG 鈿解毥 October 2, 2017 at 4:43 pm

      That’s funny!

  • Castankerous1馃槧 October 2, 2017 at 3:06 pm

    • is Gascoigne gonna have a crack? October 2, 2017 at 3:06 pm

      He looked a bit sheepish saluting the fans.

    • 61SpursNut馃尠 October 2, 2017 at 3:07 pm

      Defence discombobulation devastatingly delivered.

    • SpurAndy 馃崚蟺 October 2, 2017 at 3:21 pm

      Haha, it’s all about being in the right place at the right time.

  • Camus October 2, 2017 at 2:57 pm

    Pep Fraudiola, the cheque-book hack.

  • McG 鈿解毥 October 2, 2017 at 2:33 pm

    More importantly, who gets the nod at rightback vs Bournemouth, & then who at Madrid 3 days later?

  • AccringtonSpurs October 2, 2017 at 2:17 pm

    At his current rate of 0.68 goals/game, Harry Kane will need another 9 seasons to beat Shearer’s record. He’d be 32.

    • Aussie in Switzerland October 2, 2017 at 2:30 pm

      He will get there sooner, in parallel with us winning the league for the first 3 years at the new stadium

    • 61SpursNut馃尠 October 2, 2017 at 2:32 pm

      His current rate, taken from, last season onwards, is 0.95 goals/game. If he plays every game from now until he reaches 260 it will take him 4.5 seasons.

      Shearer 260 pl goals (58 pens, 22.3%)
      Kane 84 pl goals (12 pens, 12.2%)

      • McG 鈿解毥 October 2, 2017 at 2:54 pm

        What age did Shearer retire? Also, Kane’s not even reached his peak yet.

        Shearer, 275 goals in 40,059 minutes, 0.62 goals per game. (Blackburn & Newcastle inc cups)
        Kane 84 pl goals 9609 minutes, 0.78 goals per game. (Spurs only)

        • 61SpursNut馃尠 October 2, 2017 at 3:02 pm

          Shearer was 36 when he retired. Kane has 12 years to go and will break his record, for us, long before those 12 years are up.

  • McG 鈿解毥 October 2, 2017 at 1:29 pm

    His team would always fall flat on their faces with no Kompany or Aguero, does have Jesus now I guess, but the man’s a turd. He’s never managed without money, at least with Jose he’s done it with Porto, & every team he’s been with since. Hopefully we get our players back fit & give em a run for their money. If we bag 3 points against bournemouth, we’ll be one point behind last season after 8 games with much worse injury problems. We’re also 3 points better off in the CL, ain’t too bad a start. Interested to see how Mancs fare at Anfield next, might catch em up a little…

    • Spurs est_1882 October 2, 2017 at 1:36 pm

      Porto were the richest in their league. Jose is the same as pep, both have done nothing more than take a top team, spend lots of money and make them a top team. Points to pounds you would probably find they are some of the worst managers. especially if you consider the value of the sides they inherited.

      • McG 鈿解毥 October 2, 2017 at 1:57 pm

        CL and Ropey with Porto, that’s immense. Took on Milan & won CL again, he’s better than Pep, no question.

  • Mike Brown October 2, 2017 at 1:28 pm

    *comment removed*

    • Freund or Foe October 2, 2017 at 2:06 pm

      And how exactly to you plan to cash that bet in? Will you live longer than never?

      • Aussie in Switzerland October 2, 2017 at 2:31 pm

        I bet Harry removes his response

    • 61SpursNut馃尠 October 2, 2017 at 2:34 pm

      If we will never win naff all we will win something.

  • Superspoz 馃弳 October 2, 2017 at 1:25 pm

    An odd situation this, bald men are usually quite measured and intelligent.


  • UnkleTaff October 2, 2017 at 1:16 pm

    Sod the “Harry Kane team” quip, I’m more insulted by the thought that he wants to palm Fabien Delph off onto us.

    • Freund or Foe October 2, 2017 at 1:33 pm


  • Horndog October 2, 2017 at 1:16 pm

    Self absorbed prick.

  • McG 鈿解毥 October 2, 2017 at 1:16 pm