Date: 19th January 2018 at 3:13pm
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Stone me, this 8 day gap has descended into a right navel gazing exercise. Thank goodness the Interlull vibe will be over tomorrow as our brave boys travel to Southampton in oder to collect another 3 points against a mob that are winless in five home matches against us.

  • Toby didn’t travel on Barcelona thing because he wasn’t quite fit enough to merit it.
  • Toby’s new deal hasn’t been announced because THFC haven’t announced it.

Gladissmo understands that Toby could be in contention for a cameo appearance against the mighty Newport County at Rodney Parade on the 27th of this month, however Poch really wants him for Manchester United on the 31st.

Where did the Alderweireld to Liverpool thing come from? The answer lies within the fevered minds of the cretins up in the North West.

This article from way back in 2013 may provide a clue. Clinging onto quote that is now some 5 years out of date is the work of a complete moron.

 
Comments
  • Accy January 20, 2018 at 6:58 pm

    new blog

  • 💋 January 20, 2018 at 6:48 pm

    SeattleSpursGuy
    Didn’t realize I was dismissive. Apologies.
    Another fun fact is the 2012 black vote for Obama was 93% and his Hispanic vote was 71%. Pretty much the same as Trump’s numbers.
    Where any of that goes to proving racism, I couldn’t say

    Didn’t realise you were dismissive?r

    Pfft.

  • SpurAndy 🍒π January 20, 2018 at 6:47 pm

    I’ve decided, watching a match where one team defends with 12 behind the ball isn’t entertainment. Arm oot.

  • 💋 January 20, 2018 at 6:34 pm

    Sexy Beast
    Any nice links to the City game chaps?

    Why don’t you ask Alex Jones for a link to the City game, eh?

    • Sexy Beast January 20, 2018 at 6:41 pm

      He’s to busy fighting the “infowar”

      • 💋 January 20, 2018 at 6:46 pm

        Eh? Alex Jones the knocked flasher?

        • 💋 January 20, 2018 at 6:48 pm

          *knicker

        • Sexy Beast January 20, 2018 at 6:59 pm

          Yummy Welsh Rabbit!

          • 💋 January 20, 2018 at 7:01 pm

            What?! You can’t see that, can you?

  • McG January 20, 2018 at 6:17 pm

    Citeh only had 300 more passes than Newcastle in the first half…

  • SeattleSpursGuy January 20, 2018 at 5:57 pm

    Aussie in Switzerland
    5 days into this fucking flu that some cunt brought to Switzerland from the UK…..how long does this shit last?…….ready to die now

    10 days for me over Christmas. Get your affairs in order.

    • Sexy Beast January 20, 2018 at 6:03 pm

      Hey SSG, i did a bit of reserch and 8% Blacks voted for Trump and 28% Latinos voted for Trump. This from reputable Google!
      Maybe Trump ain’t so racist to them?

      • SeattleSpursGuy January 20, 2018 at 6:08 pm

        I believe you’ve cracked the case SB. I’ll alert Alex Jones.

      • Freund or Foe January 20, 2018 at 6:08 pm

        8%???? You can’t honestly be using that’s to prove your point, can you?
        That’s less than the amount of cats that didn’t prefer Whiskers.

        • Sexy Beast January 20, 2018 at 6:16 pm

          No, i said to SSG a day or two ago that lots of blacks and Latino’s voted for Trump and he was a bit dismissive of that. Just laying down the numbers.

          • Freund or Foe January 20, 2018 at 6:17 pm

            Extremely unsuccessfully!

            • Sexy Beast January 20, 2018 at 6:20 pm

              28% Latino’s voting for a candidate wanting to build a wall across the Mexican border is voted down by you?

              • Freund or Foe January 20, 2018 at 6:21 pm

                Eh?

                • Sexy Beast January 20, 2018 at 6:22 pm

                  Eh?

                  • McG January 20, 2018 at 6:25 pm

                    He He!

          • Caspurs♿️ January 20, 2018 at 6:19 pm

            So 92% of black people, and 72% of Latino people didn’t vote for trump.

            • Freund or Foe January 20, 2018 at 6:20 pm

              Where did you get those figures from? 🙃

              • Caspurs♿️ January 20, 2018 at 6:21 pm

                I googled them, or did I?

          • SeattleSpursGuy January 20, 2018 at 6:23 pm

            Didn’t realize I was dismissive. Apologies.

            Another fun fact is the 2012 black vote for Obama was 93% and his Hispanic vote was 71%. Pretty much the same as Trump’s numbers.

            Where any of that goes to proving racism, I couldn’t say

            • Sexy Beast January 20, 2018 at 6:40 pm

              No problem SSG, so basically the same floating voters who elected Obama (who can’t have been racists) voted Trump in?

        • Jim,Newry Spur. January 20, 2018 at 6:25 pm

          Ha, ha, can I use that?

      • Harry Hotspur January 20, 2018 at 6:18 pm

        How many darkies or coloureds voted for him?

        How many amputees?

        How many left handed people?

        How many shuckers?

        How many poets?

        See what I did there folks? You’re ALL trying to define Trump by his voters and that way lies fucking madness.

        He won.

        Take up thy emotional wank and walk.

        Get over it.

        NONE of you cunts were chasing Bush Jnr’s ambulance.

        NONE of you cunts would have survived under the Regan administration.

        The Donald is having a great reign, despite all the bedwetting.

        Got facts?

        Er… but he’s orange.

        Give it fucking up.

        • Caspurs♿️ January 20, 2018 at 6:20 pm

          Donald is a CNUT!

          • McG January 20, 2018 at 6:24 pm

            Coconut?

            • Caspurs♿️ January 20, 2018 at 6:28 pm

              Racist!

        • Jim,Newry Spur. January 20, 2018 at 6:29 pm

          What about the hair, somebody explain that, it’s not fake hair, its not a combover, what is it?

          • SpurAndy 🍒π January 20, 2018 at 6:34 pm

            Candy floss.

            • 💋 January 20, 2018 at 6:36 pm

              Not another prozzie?

          • 💋 January 20, 2018 at 6:35 pm

            It’s real hair, Just not his real hair.

    • Jim,Newry Spur. January 20, 2018 at 6:24 pm

      I’m in Ireland, worst flu season in years, and a sting in the tail, just when you think you are over it, it has another go at you. Don’t blame the Brits it originated in your homeland.

  • Accy January 20, 2018 at 5:46 pm

    If anyone (DD?) wants to check out Malcom and his ‘highly-regarded’ skillset, highlights of the match he played in this avo are on BT Sport 3 at 11pm.

    If you do watch, I wouldn’t expect too much 🤯

  • Sexy Beast January 20, 2018 at 5:35 pm

    Any nice links to the City game chaps?

  • gloster1861 January 20, 2018 at 5:22 pm

    This is a bad weekend so far. Need to bury Southampton so at least getting our goal difference competitive.

  • gloster1861 January 20, 2018 at 5:17 pm

    United score with their only shot on target?

    With the money spent at manure, that’s a disgrace. Moaninho is anti-football.

    • SeattleSpursGuy January 20, 2018 at 5:57 pm

      Same as it ever was.

  • 💋 January 20, 2018 at 5:13 pm

    No FAKE BOOBS?!?!

    What about FAKE BUTTS?

    • 💋 January 20, 2018 at 5:14 pm

      Sorry, I thought you said FAKE BOOBS.

      • gloster1861 January 20, 2018 at 5:18 pm

        Someone smuggling in coconuts?

        • 💋 January 20, 2018 at 5:21 pm

          Dunno, but when she runs she sounds like the back end of a pantomime horse.

    • Harry Hotspur January 20, 2018 at 5:17 pm

      Thanks. I was planning on never eating again anyway 🤢

      • Still Nil Nil January 20, 2018 at 5:20 pm

        Is that actually supposed to be a thong or has that bottom got hungry and eaten those grundies?

    • Freund or Foe January 20, 2018 at 5:56 pm

      Yuck.

      • 💋 January 20, 2018 at 6:37 pm

        Eh? That’s a Chelmsford butt lift.

  • Jim,Newry Spur. January 20, 2018 at 5:10 pm

    Number , 7 eh, slow news day.

  • TheCincinnatiYid January 20, 2018 at 4:52 pm

    NVoodoo highly regarded. Wearing number 7

    • Harry Hotspur January 20, 2018 at 4:54 pm

      Okay PROPAGANDA POLICE so pull over.

      Highly regarded by who? If you, kindly say so.

      I really am on a campaign to remove FAKE NEWS from this blog.

      Not personal. It’s business.

      • Freund or Foe January 20, 2018 at 5:00 pm

        George Kev’s nan adores him, or so I’ve heard.

        • Caspurs♿️ January 20, 2018 at 5:08 pm

          You’ve been misinformed FoF, she adorns him.

          • gloster1861 January 20, 2018 at 5:09 pm

            I thought his nan ignores him?

      • Jim,Newry Spur. January 20, 2018 at 5:03 pm

        Sissoko regards him highly.

        • Harry Hotspur January 20, 2018 at 5:17 pm

          About the fakin size of it.

      • Still Nil Nil January 20, 2018 at 5:22 pm

        Highly regarded is a home made rhyming slang me and a colleague use when any other colleague is being a complete prannie.
        ‘Yes (insert name here) you are very highly regarded you cunt’

  • TheCincinnatiYid January 20, 2018 at 4:51 pm

    Draws a foul.

    • Jim,Newry Spur. January 20, 2018 at 5:09 pm

      Recall him, immediately then,

  • 💋 January 20, 2018 at 4:51 pm

    Come on Eileen!

  • gloster1861 January 20, 2018 at 4:51 pm

    Nkoudou playing as the sweeper!

  • Still Nil Nil January 20, 2018 at 4:45 pm

    The old bill in Leeds have got their work cut out at the Leeds / Millwall game.
    High scoring match, it’ll definitely be griefy afterwards.

    • gloster1861 January 20, 2018 at 4:47 pm

      Can’t you just lock them in and call the undertakers the following day?

      • Still Nil Nil January 20, 2018 at 4:48 pm

        Thankfully I’m not there.

        Let them out and trash the city centre.

        It’ll only cause £2.47p damage.

        • Caspurs♿️ January 20, 2018 at 4:57 pm

          That much! Well I never…

    • Harry Hotspur January 20, 2018 at 5:00 pm

      They shouldn’t really.

      They built a brand new superstore cop shop virtually opposite Elland Road a couple of years ago. Thing looks like spaceship.

      • Still Nil Nil January 20, 2018 at 5:29 pm

        That’s if they can afford to fill it with rozzers
        With the cuts that have been inflicted the back of the riot vans have cardboard cutouts of old bill in them

        • Harry Hotspur January 20, 2018 at 5:44 pm

          Very true, mon brave. I only went to Elland Rd a few times when up there. Even the locals couldn’t;t believe the size of the gaff.

          Places like Wetherby and Ripon had cops shops the size of your average Subway sandwich shops.

  • TheCincinnatiYid January 20, 2018 at 4:43 pm

    N’Voodoo on for Burnley.

  • Still Nil Nil January 20, 2018 at 4:42 pm

    Sessegnon has got 2 today

  • Sexy Beast January 20, 2018 at 4:42 pm

    Come on Burnley!

  • 61SpursNut🌰 January 20, 2018 at 4:38 pm

    Come on Palace!

  • ronwol196061🇨🇦 January 20, 2018 at 4:38 pm

    Did Joe Hart score from a goal kick?

  • legoverlass January 20, 2018 at 4:21 pm

    So if this is a summer signing with Malcolm then is he the “marquee signing” for the New Destination? Is the £40 million fee the January transfer kitty that Levy statedly had given to Pooch ? Is this the “getting in early” justification for Poochs comments a few weeks ago? Is the holding back on the Toby new deal news so that it can be announced towards the end of the window and made out to be a “massive new signing” to deflect the attention away from the fact that we will have failed yet again to invest for success midterm when all those clubs we are battling with for a CL placement are doing exactly that.it would mean that being successful at winning means absolutely nothing to the owners or management and that every word is a spun web of fake news created to deceive and mislead…… You would have to be some seriously conniving, devious, worm-like entity to pull that stroke at this stage of the season before we go into the new destination cheese emporium stadium… I mean who could be that weasley and bereft of sincerity to our great soccer clubs heritage and history……. errrrr ………oh yeah I forgot !

    • Freund or Foe January 20, 2018 at 4:28 pm

      • 💋 January 20, 2018 at 4:52 pm

        Is it *that* Malcom?

        • 💋 January 20, 2018 at 4:54 pm

          The first time my wife was that advert she was amazed that they’d been able to train a sloth so well.

      • Legoverlass January 20, 2018 at 7:05 pm

        Perfect description of yet another THFC transfer window ……

    • Rich G🙄 January 20, 2018 at 4:28 pm

      Give it a rest

    • Jim,Newry Spur. January 20, 2018 at 5:03 pm

      Total bill for Sanchez £180 million , to compete we’d need four or five Sanchezs, and about £700 million, mind we’d only be competitive, no guarantees of winning, ain’t gonna happen, Malcolm will make no difference, because top six will strengthen January and Summer. Shoestring Hotspur, stop drooling over players who are never playing for us.

  • Camus January 20, 2018 at 4:16 pm

    Got to win tomorrow, lads. It’s hotting up at the top of the table.

  • Accy January 20, 2018 at 3:44 pm

    Penalties should be worth 0.5 goal. Would make matches much more exciting.

    • ronwol196061🇨🇦 January 20, 2018 at 4:02 pm

      Corners 0.115

      • Accy January 20, 2018 at 5:38 pm

        3 x corners that hit the first man should = a goal.

        we’d be top of the league.

  • ronwol196061🇨🇦 January 20, 2018 at 3:40 pm

    Buy Britcoin!

  • ronwol196061🇨🇦 January 20, 2018 at 3:38 pm

    Is the Arse result fake news please tell me it is

    • Accy January 20, 2018 at 3:40 pm

      it’s fixed news

      • ronwol196061🇨🇦 January 20, 2018 at 3:41 pm

        Wots the world coming to ffs ?

        • Accy January 20, 2018 at 3:42 pm

          …the end?

          • ronwol196061🇨🇦 January 20, 2018 at 4:02 pm

            Extra time

    • 61SpursNut🌰 January 20, 2018 at 3:55 pm

      I feel sick.

      • Caspurs♿️ January 20, 2018 at 3:58 pm

        Second half come back, Palace to win 5-4!

        • 61SpursNut🌰 January 20, 2018 at 4:01 pm

          I’d put me ‘ouse on it if I ‘ad one.

          • ronwol196061🇨🇦 January 20, 2018 at 4:03 pm

            Whete is Zaha when you need the fucker M.I.A.

  • Superspoz 🏆 January 20, 2018 at 2:58 pm

    Loads of penises are also known as Polidicks. And when they meet up and try and run a country which usually results in a few rich folk becoming even richer, then that is known as politics.

    • The Long Good SPURTSday 💋 January 20, 2018 at 3:08 pm

      A lot of today’s middle class started out as aspirational working class under Maggie Thatcher.

      In fact many of you ‘working class’ buggers who enjoy the privilege of self-employment have much to thank Maggie for.

      And if you work for yourself/ run your own business, own your own home and have the freedom to determine your own future I’m sure love the very bones of Maggie Thatcher.

      • gloster1861 January 20, 2018 at 3:15 pm

        Maggie fucked this country. All our current ills lie at her door.

        • The Long Good SPURTSday 💋 January 20, 2018 at 3:18 pm

          See below ⬇️

      • The Long Good SPURTSday 💋 January 20, 2018 at 3:17 pm

        There’s no need to respond to that. I’ve run out of tablets so I’m feeling argumentative. I’ve already had my Uni email service suspended today.

        • Caspurs♿️ January 20, 2018 at 3:26 pm

          You mean you’ve finally managed to get binned!?

        • Superspoz 🏆 January 20, 2018 at 3:27 pm

          I don’t get involved in politics. I keep my mouth shut most of the time. Otherwise all doubt,about me being a fool, is instantly removed.

          • Caspurs♿️ January 20, 2018 at 3:35 pm

            Wotcha torkin about fool!!

            • Superspoz 🏆 January 20, 2018 at 3:43 pm

              You’re just jealous that the little voices talk to me and not you!

          • ronwol196061🇨🇦 January 20, 2018 at 3:39 pm

            This is obviously a political statement ffs
            Are you one of them?

            • Superspoz 🏆 January 20, 2018 at 3:44 pm

              Yes

              • Caspurs♿️ January 20, 2018 at 3:52 pm

                President Fedora of Orpington..

                • Caspurs♿️ January 20, 2018 at 3:53 pm

                  *Democratic republic of Orpington

                  • Superspoz 🏆 January 20, 2018 at 4:22 pm

                    • 💋 January 20, 2018 at 4:50 pm

                      🎶He’s got Mesut Ozil eyes🎶

                    • Caspurs♿️ January 20, 2018 at 4:59 pm

                      Offside ref!!!

                • ronwol196061🇨🇦 January 20, 2018 at 4:04 pm

                  Mahat Gasgoigne

      • MysteriousStranger January 20, 2018 at 3:24 pm

        I know someone who owns his own business, and has done since the mid/late 70s. He can’t stand the Conservatives, has never voted for them, and is of the view that the Conservatives under Thatcher were a hindrance to his business – but he was able to get through the tough times in spite of them. But he fits the rest of the criteria. Works for himself, owns/runs his own business, owns his own home and the rest of it. Just saying.

        I think a great many Baby Boomers did comparatively well out of the housing market, versus today’s market, and more current generations.

  • Al January 20, 2018 at 2:48 pm

    Just read that Kane has scored 81 goals since Berahino last got one. Crumbs. Apologies if this is old news.

  • The Long Good SPURTSday 💋 January 20, 2018 at 2:45 pm

    Sexy Beast
    I can prove right now with a video i watched last night, showing fake news CNN and proving 100% they are liers but it is Alex Jones (fake news) and even thought it is all there right in front of you you won’t watch it cos you don’t trust him!

    All you can prove is that there is a video that presents a view that itself purports to prove that an opposing view is a lie/fake.

    Simply presenting an opinion that is different to or challenges another is only proof that there are a range of (conflicting?) opinions.

    Judge Judy would call it a bunch of ‘who shot John’.

    • Caspurs♿️ January 20, 2018 at 2:47 pm

      Yup.

    • McG January 20, 2018 at 2:49 pm

      Judge Jules would say it’s one for the Ministry.

      • The Long Good SPURTSday 💋 January 20, 2018 at 3:33 pm

        I’ve no idea who she is.

        • The Long Good SPURTSday 💋 January 20, 2018 at 3:34 pm

          Presumably she’s in the Ministry of Justice/

    • SpurAndy 🍒π January 20, 2018 at 3:00 pm

      Nailed it.

      • The Long Good SPURTSday 💋 January 20, 2018 at 3:10 pm

        Never heard her say that.

        Are you thinking of Tommy Walsh?

        • SpurAndy 🍒π January 20, 2018 at 3:13 pm

          Err, now you mention it. Allays get him and Judy mixed up.

  • McG January 20, 2018 at 2:44 pm

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sQD_w2LKdB0

    So this is Malcom aged 19/20? Yes please!!

  • The Long Good SPURTSday 💋 January 20, 2018 at 2:28 pm

    Freund or Foe
    I’ll have a nifty with you too, Sexy.

    Just to clarify … when I said “50” I meant 50p.

    • McG January 20, 2018 at 2:31 pm

      Losing you’re bottle already…

    • Freund or Foe January 20, 2018 at 2:32 pm

      I was thinking 50 Gambian Dalasi’s.

      • Caspurs♿️ January 20, 2018 at 2:48 pm

        Said the high roller..

      • The Long Good SPURTSday 💋 January 20, 2018 at 2:50 pm

        Once upon a time I found a Z$500 note outside my gaff in Crouch End.

        I picked it up and ran, cackling, down the street screaming “I’m rich! I’m fekkin’ rich!”

        I think it was worth about 40p at the time.

        • McG January 20, 2018 at 2:53 pm

          How did it feel to be rich for the first time?

          • The Long Good SPURTSday 💋 January 20, 2018 at 2:58 pm

            For the first time? You mean when I was at secondary school beating up all the weaklings and stealing their dinner money? Yeah, pretty good.

            • McG January 20, 2018 at 3:04 pm

              So, cyber bully, school bully, painting a good picture..

              • The Long Good SPURTSday 💋 January 20, 2018 at 3:11 pm

                Oi! Shut it!

              • The Long Good SPURTSday 💋 January 20, 2018 at 3:14 pm

                • McG January 20, 2018 at 3:21 pm

                  I’m telling my mum.

                  • The Long Good SPURTSday 💋 January 20, 2018 at 3:26 pm

                    It was her idea.

                    (Not really).

  • Accy January 20, 2018 at 2:04 pm

    ronwol196061🇨🇦
    I think we need a CM mote than anything but it seems Malcom can push us forward with pace. We dick around sometimes not moving the ball around fast enough while defences get set.
    This guy seems like he will take the game to the opposition

    You’re absolutely right Ron (about the dicking around while defences get set).

    Not sure this chap is the answer. I think what he will provide is a lot of key passes while in possession and the odd left-foot thunderbolt such as mahrez produces.

    Beyond that he’s not going to be a saviour. Might win us a game in the last 5 mins every now and then.

    • East Stand January 20, 2018 at 2:21 pm

      I agree with Ron, we need another option in central midfield.

      We could also do with a bit of pace in the forward line too. Give Alli or Eriksen something to think about from the bench.

      We need more options, we can’t mix it up a little when required, some pace AND skill would be nice.

      • Matt January 20, 2018 at 2:29 pm

        I agree easty. ‘Pool show that a mix of skill AND pace can be devastating. Only Son has pace for us, and it makes a difference.

        • McG January 20, 2018 at 2:31 pm

          So what’s not to like about Malcom then?

          • Caspurs♿️ January 20, 2018 at 2:49 pm

            Young, raw talent that is barely proven at this point.

            • McG January 20, 2018 at 2:51 pm

              We need someone with pace that can take players on, looks the goods to me.

              • Caspurs♿️ January 20, 2018 at 2:56 pm

                Just read and listen to reports on the player, what I have said is generally correct. This is his first successful season in France (so far), it doesn’t mean he’s not good, but I wouldn’t expect him to be a game changer straight away, that’s just my opinion from what I’ve learnt so far.

                • McG January 20, 2018 at 3:03 pm

                  I’d say second. Seems like the sort of player we missing. We can only keep so many of the 1st 11 happy, this lad plays wing, AM & CF, ideal squad addition if you ask me.

                  • SpurAndy 🍒π January 20, 2018 at 3:09 pm

                    I think he’s exackerly what we need. Young, unproven, potential, happy to train. Ticks all the boxes. Bought time we had someone like him instead of all those seasoned pros we keep getting.

                    • McG January 20, 2018 at 3:20 pm

                      Yep, I kinda hear what you saying, but pretty soon we gonna be returning to 5 at the back. That means Dier, Sissoko, Lamela, Son, Llorente will all be bench warming, to bring in seasoned pro’s, we’ll need to sell one or two. We also need a pacey player who can take people on, seems ideal to me.

                    • SpurAndy 🍒π January 20, 2018 at 3:27 pm

                      Twas only joking McG (well, a little bit). Can’t get too excited if I’m honest. Think it’s all paper talk. If we get him I’ll provide my usual support for the first 15 mins of his game time then rip him to pieces if he hasn’t scored and shout in tongues at the TV about Levy/ENIC’s lack of ambition. 🙂

    • melcyid January 20, 2018 at 5:30 pm

      I think getting a CM mote is the way to go,no one has heard of such a player before and we would catch everyone off guard before they go out and buy one for themselves. We are historically first ahead of everyone.

  • Sexy Beast January 20, 2018 at 2:02 pm

    💋
    I’ll have 50 with you that neither Hillary not any other highest echelon US politician is jailed for whatever it is being suggested they should be.

    You have a bet as do you Fofty, i win if she tops herself ok?

    • 61SpursNut🌰 January 20, 2018 at 2:09 pm

      Classless.

      • Sexy Beast January 20, 2018 at 2:10 pm

        I’m a yid…….

        • MysteriousStranger January 20, 2018 at 2:16 pm

          Are Yids classless? Interesting.

          • Sexy Beast January 20, 2018 at 4:03 pm

            I just want the payout..

      • Aussie in Switzerland January 20, 2018 at 2:15 pm

        She certainly is

    • Freund or Foe January 20, 2018 at 2:14 pm

      If she tops herself in jail? Yes, of course.

    • The Long Good SPURTSday 💋 January 20, 2018 at 2:17 pm

      You win if she and/or any other of the highest ranking politicos go to jail.

      • The Long Good SPURTSday 💋 January 20, 2018 at 2:30 pm

        …during the time Trump is in office or as a result of any allegations made by him that lead to her/them being jailed. Go on then, make it 75.

        • melcyid January 20, 2018 at 5:36 pm

          most of the high echelon FBI have been in cahoots with the top dems to stop a presidential candidate from winning and colluding to get him thrown out while sitting in office as president while colluding with the losers and therefore trying to usurp the will of the people.High treason .

  • ronwol196061🇨🇦 January 20, 2018 at 1:19 pm

    East Stand
    Perhaps I read it wrong Ron but when asked about Malcom Posh seemed to take the piss out if the fact he’s fast. Making the point that Usain Bolt is the fastest man on the planet and wants to play for Manure so they should sign him on that basis.
    Then he went on about how we don’t tactically play with pace on the break anyway.
    Moura seems more likely, could it be that Malcom’s agent is talking up above to Arsenal or Spurs, all of a sudden Arsenal “pull out of the race” so we are 100% in to sign him. Sounds like the usual made up crap to me…

    Moura looks ok..not sure..this Malcom looks better

    • Willy Juice January 20, 2018 at 1:51 pm

      Moura probably the safer bet!

    • East Stand January 20, 2018 at 1:59 pm

      Moura would be cheaper, I’ll leave you with that thought.

      • Accy January 20, 2018 at 2:06 pm

        I don’t think he will unless we take him on loan. Hearing that his price is actually very high – not surprising when you look at what they spent on mbappe etc.

        • East Stand January 20, 2018 at 2:17 pm

          If we do get Malcolm my theory is that at 20 it will have to be a highly structured deal for Levy to do it (add ons, clauses etc).

          Also it’s hard to see any deal like that happening this month, although they might put a deal in principle in place for the summer.

  • ronwol196061🇨🇦 January 20, 2018 at 1:18 pm

    Sexy Beast
    I’m getting excited about Hitlery and her crew inching closer and closer to the orange jump suits they will be fitted out for soon! haha

    Obviously you are getting your info from somewhere in the eastern hemisphere

    • Sexy Beast January 20, 2018 at 1:28 pm

      It’s funny, i’m getting this infomation from alternative news sites that the mainstream call fake news. The funny bit is the mainstream keep getting it wrong whilst the fake news sites keep getting it right! You couldn’t make it up!

      • ronwol196061🇨🇦 January 20, 2018 at 1:30 pm

        You could!

        • Sexy Beast January 20, 2018 at 1:33 pm

          I can prove right now with a video i watched last night, showing fake news CNN and proving 100% they are liers but it is Alex Jones (fake news) and even thought it is all there right in front of you you won’t watch it cos you don’t trust him!

          • gloster1861 January 20, 2018 at 1:38 pm

            Don’t tell me, Apollo 11 didn’t reach the moon either….

            • Sexy Beast January 20, 2018 at 1:55 pm

              Not interested! Trump was spied on on the basis of a fake dossier which Clinton and the DNC paid for, Obama and the Democrats are finished, people will go to jail as this is far worse than Watergate, you will see.

          • Sexy Beast January 20, 2018 at 1:47 pm
            • Sexy Beast January 20, 2018 at 1:55 pm

              Start at min 16

              • MysteriousStranger January 20, 2018 at 2:15 pm

                Start at stop calling everyone who doesn’t share your biased opinions snowflakes. Trump has a lot of Alt Right Parrots doing his work for him, repeating nonsense the likes of Alex Jones and Sean Hannity come up with. Quite a lot appear to not even be Yanks, people like you. And he doesn’t even have to pay you a wage. Imagine if he did pay you. You ought to be on the payroll for all your online pro Trump activity. Instead you’re just being mugged off repeating his nonsense for free. 😂

                • Sexy Beast January 20, 2018 at 3:59 pm

                  haha you want a fifty on it ?

                • Sexy Beast January 20, 2018 at 4:02 pm

                  Alex Jone nonsense? Er you refuse to watch him shred CNN’s credibility but call it nonsense? How does that work??

                • Sexy Beast January 20, 2018 at 4:16 pm

                  So Sean Hannity interviewing members of Congress is nonsense/fake news? LOL

                  • melcyid January 20, 2018 at 5:39 pm

                    there are none so blind as those that refuse to see.

                  • MysteriousStranger January 21, 2018 at 1:05 am

                    Piers Morgan interviews people too. He’s also a cunt.

  • is Gascoigne gonna have a crack? January 20, 2018 at 1:17 pm

    Transfer windows open I hear. Tumbleweeds…….

  • gloster1861 January 20, 2018 at 1:11 pm

    💋
    I’ll have 50 with you that neither Hillary not any other highest echelon US politician is jailed for whatever it is being suggested they should be.

    I agree. The whole point of the establishment is that it is the establishment and all avenues are controlled.

    • gloster1861 January 20, 2018 at 1:12 pm

      That’s why revolutions take place. Up against the wall.

      • ronwol196061🇨🇦 January 20, 2018 at 1:14 pm

        Perfections dont exist Glos,only in seeds and test tubes.
        Choose your poison.

        • gloster1861 January 20, 2018 at 1:23 pm

          Ethanol.

        • gloster1861 January 20, 2018 at 1:27 pm

          Just making the point that to get Hillary you’ll need to get everyone else too in one go.

  • Matt January 20, 2018 at 1:01 pm

    ronwol196061
    Are you getting excited about Malcom? Im not. There have been too many false dawns when it comes to transfers. While other teams are linked,within three minutes they sign their targets.Ours go on through days,weeks and months of pain only to find that the clock struck twelve and the player is eating ice cream till the next window opens.

    With Arse and MUFC dropping out, his price drops. So not impossible. He’s said to be one of the best talents in Europe so if he wasn’t an inverted winger I’d be excited. I’d like a proper winger, like David Ginola who didn’t track back, wasn’t inverted but I recall was rather effective.

    • gloster1861 January 20, 2018 at 1:06 pm

      Please, said by whom to be one of the best talents? His agent?

    • ronwol196061🇨🇦 January 20, 2018 at 1:16 pm

      I think we need a CM mote than anything but it seems Malcom can push us forward with pace. We dick around sometimes not moving the ball around fast enough while defences get set.
      This guy seems like he will take the game to the opposition

  • caveman January 20, 2018 at 12:45 pm

    I see Burnley have agreed a price for yid Lennon.

  • Melcyid January 20, 2018 at 12:43 pm

    Walnut. I had to go thete at night when there was no one there,i o ly had a bin bag to put my boots in. Tee hee on your way loser

  • caveman January 20, 2018 at 12:42 pm

    The racists are 0-2 up in 10 mins.

    • gloster1861 January 20, 2018 at 1:07 pm

      Don’t tell me Morata scored?

  • East Stand January 20, 2018 at 12:23 pm

    On Edwards Pochettino added: “It is a great opportunity for him at Norwich. He now has the possibility to be a man.”

    What he really meant to add was; “rather than an arrogant little twat”…

    • gloster1861 January 20, 2018 at 1:08 pm

      And realise there are far, far worse places to be than Spurs and if he wants to come back to start behaving.

  • ronwol196061 January 20, 2018 at 11:41 am

    Are you getting excited about Malcom? Im not. There have been too many false dawns when it comes to transfers. While other teams are linked,within three minutes they sign their targets.Ours go on through days,weeks and months of pain only to find that the clock struck twelve and the player is eating ice cream till the next window opens.

    • Sexy Beast January 20, 2018 at 11:45 am

      I’m getting excited about Hitlery and her crew inching closer and closer to the orange jump suits they will be fitted out for soon! haha

      • 💋 January 20, 2018 at 11:54 am

        I’ll have 50 with you that neither Hillary not any other highest echelon US politician is jailed for whatever it is being suggested they should be.

        • McG ⚽⚽ January 20, 2018 at 12:13 pm

          Top Trumps Beast, who’s the most likely? What’s the cap, a selection of 10?

        • East Stand January 20, 2018 at 12:13 pm

          Jailed for what anyway?

          Now the election’s over Trump has shut up about jailing the Clintons, another thing he’s not delivered on. What a surprise.

          • is Gascoigne gonna have a crack? January 20, 2018 at 1:20 pm

            Cos they’re best buds and its an act.

        • Freund or Foe January 20, 2018 at 1:46 pm

          I’ll have a nifty with you too, Sexy.

      • MysteriousStranger January 20, 2018 at 12:45 pm

        You’re easily distracted aren’t you? Good luck with your fantasies.

    • East Stand January 20, 2018 at 12:11 pm

      Perhaps I read it wrong Ron but when asked about Malcom Posh seemed to take the piss out if the fact he’s fast. Making the point that Usain Bolt is the fastest man on the planet and wants to play for Manure so they should sign him on that basis.

      Then he went on about how we don’t tactically play with pace on the break anyway.

      Moura seems more likely, could it be that Malcom’s agent is talking up above to Arsenal or Spurs, all of a sudden Arsenal “pull out of the race” so we are 100% in to sign him. Sounds like the usual made up crap to me…

      • East Stand January 20, 2018 at 12:12 pm

        *up a move

  • McG ⚽⚽ January 20, 2018 at 11:40 am

    Edwards to miss his debut due to back injury.

    • 💋 January 20, 2018 at 11:55 am

      Who’s Edwards, who does she play for and what should I care?

      • East Stand January 20, 2018 at 12:05 pm

        There always seems to be an excuse of some sort for Edwards, he’s either injured, got a shitty attitude or doing sod all when he’s playing to live up to the hype.

        Bored already…

        • Rich G🙄 January 20, 2018 at 1:02 pm

          The little Cunt will be having a testimonial before he makes the first 11

          • Caspurs♿️ January 20, 2018 at 1:04 pm

            And put so eloquently to…

    • Melcyid January 20, 2018 at 12:04 pm

      He hasnt missed his debut.he will have when he plays his first game

      • 💋 January 20, 2018 at 12:11 pm

        Hahaha.

        In your face McG!

        • McG ⚽⚽ January 20, 2018 at 12:18 pm

          He didn’t mention mace tho.

  • gloster1861 January 20, 2018 at 11:25 am

    Brighton v Chelsea
    Arse v Palace
    Burnley v ManUre

    Three score draws look possible. Could be another great weekend chaps!

    • SpurAndy 🍒π January 20, 2018 at 11:35 am

      Not if Gaz crack is betting on it. 😉

      • McG ⚽⚽ January 20, 2018 at 11:41 am

        Voodoo hatric today..

        • East Stand January 20, 2018 at 12:06 pm

          You reckon?

          • McG ⚽⚽ January 20, 2018 at 12:09 pm

            Er, no!!

            • East Stand January 20, 2018 at 12:16 pm

              Only joking, sarcasm. I got it.

              Will be interested to see how he gets on, he’s been trashed but a decent run of Premiership games might answer the questions about him once and for all.

              • McG ⚽⚽ January 20, 2018 at 12:21 pm

                Exactly that!

      • is Gascoigne gonna have a crack? January 20, 2018 at 1:17 pm

        I done all 3 of em on accumilaters. Its not working! What’s going on?

    • MysteriousStranger January 20, 2018 at 12:42 pm

      Taff, is that you?

  • gloster1861 January 20, 2018 at 11:04 am

    Ahh!

    Jimmy Carr has married his toy boy at long last. 🍹🍹

    • gloster1861 January 20, 2018 at 11:10 am

      This according to radio five live!

      I think getting Alan and Jimmy mixed up could be rather a faux pas.

      • çaveman January 20, 2018 at 11:13 am

        Who’s Jimmy Carr?

        • gloster1861 January 20, 2018 at 11:15 am

          A snide comedian of sorts. He’s very heavy weather. He’s actually Jim Davidson reborn who pretends his vicious remarks are ironic.

          • mystic arnold January 20, 2018 at 12:56 pm

            Always looks to me like a school bully type dreadful artificial laugh on him

        • gloster1861 January 20, 2018 at 11:16 am

          And Alan Carr is the reincarnation of Larry Grayson.

          • çaveman January 20, 2018 at 11:18 am

            Cheers Glos, never heard of him!

            • gloster1861 January 20, 2018 at 11:21 am

              Which country are you in Cavey?

              • 💋 January 20, 2018 at 11:56 am

                Sounds nice, wherever he is.

              • caveman January 20, 2018 at 12:06 pm

                northern Ireland, after 38 years in London!

                • Caspurs♿️ January 20, 2018 at 12:09 pm

                  What made you make the move Cavey, the lovely countryside, family connections, or none of the above?

                  • caveman January 20, 2018 at 12:41 pm

                    Family connections.

        • gloster1861 January 20, 2018 at 11:18 am

          My favourites are Alan Murray and Stewart Lee.

          • gloster1861 January 20, 2018 at 11:20 am

            Al Murray as the pub landlord.

          • gloster1861 January 20, 2018 at 11:22 am

            And to be honest, Ken Dodd.

          • 💋 January 20, 2018 at 12:03 pm

            Stuart Lee and Al Murray are amongst the sneeriest and most condescendiest of the clever dick comics.

            I find their portrayals of the ordinary British working man as a racist, biggoted, thick buffoon particularly nasty.

  • gloster1861 January 20, 2018 at 10:42 am

    I don’t like to say this but it looks like Klopp has the best judgement for buying attackers for decent prices at the moment. Or is it the Anfield scouts?

  • gloster1861 January 20, 2018 at 10:30 am

    This explanation has more of a ring of truth:

    We agree the transfer for Malcom to join us in the summer. This means Bordeaux keep him to fight relegation; Malcom gets regular footie in the run up to the World Cup; it ties in with Poch saying he doesn’t need to add to the squad this month; Levy doesnt have to shell out the readies just yet but can say he has bought and he might get a discount for leaving the player till the summer; and it fits in with our previous modus operandi over Alli.

    • gloster1861 January 20, 2018 at 10:32 am

      And it stops Arsenal coming back in for him.

    • Gus January 20, 2018 at 10:34 am

      If so he’s learned a lesson or two after the Dembele experience (or was it Sessegnon? The one who agreed to come but the club wanted him back on loan…)

      • gloster1861 January 20, 2018 at 10:37 am

        Ryan Sessegnon. True.

        • Caspurs♿️ January 20, 2018 at 10:58 am

          It was Celtics Dembele.

          • gloster1861 January 20, 2018 at 10:59 am

            When at Fulham?

            • MysteriousStranger January 20, 2018 at 11:01 am

              Bingo.

              • gloster1861 January 20, 2018 at 11:07 am

                Two fat ladies.

                • MysteriousStranger January 20, 2018 at 11:09 am

                  88? Nah, he wore 25 at Fulham.

  • East Stand January 20, 2018 at 10:22 am

    Hilarious; Poch says he’s “not an expert in the market” (transfers).

    So who at the club is an expert in the transfer market then?

    Levy expertly landed Sissy after sacking the only transfer expert we had in Mitchell. You couldn’t make this shit up…

    • Sexy Beast January 20, 2018 at 10:29 am

      Mitchell scouted Batshit who couldn’t trap a bag of cement, perhaps Pooch is talking about player values?

      • Gus January 20, 2018 at 10:32 am

        Maybe Poch is downplaying what he knows and what he don’t?

        • East Stand January 20, 2018 at 11:51 am

          Maybe the world of Spurs under ENIC is world of constant ‘maybes’…

          • 💋 January 20, 2018 at 12:06 pm

            Let’s see what the very worst ‘maybe’ is and then assert it as fact.

      • East Stand January 20, 2018 at 12:02 pm

        Batshit was clearly signed (yet again) by Cheatski solely because we were interested in him, just like Willian, Barkley etc.

        Had he worked under Poch rather than Maureen for a bit and then Conte (neither of whom are interested in developing young players) he may have been a decent signing.

        Cheatski are a money laundering setup and always have been, the stockpiling of young players and loaning them out year after year is to stop their rivals signing them, their first team is made up of the largest amount of mercenaries in the league.

        Which is why they downed tools before Maureen left and it looks like they’re doing it again this season, albeit to lesser extent…

    • gloster1861 January 20, 2018 at 10:36 am

      Yeah but who is an expert?

      Not many if any. Lukaku for 75 million was a joke. Morata is a joke. There is a whole world of fuck ups out there.

      • Sexy Beast January 20, 2018 at 10:43 am

        I thought The Boy was an expert no?

        • gloster1861 January 20, 2018 at 10:48 am

          This question is a trap. I claim the fourth fifth and sixth amendments.

          • 💋 January 20, 2018 at 12:11 pm

            None of those matter when Sexy Beast has the 2nd ammendment. 🔫

      • Sexy Beast January 20, 2018 at 10:50 am

        I think Morata is decent if a little low on confidence right now, it’s just that he is playing at a club full of cunts, run by cunts and followed by the biggest bunch of racist cunts in the land and he has realised it and is in shackles tied down by another 3 years on his contract!

        • gloster1861 January 20, 2018 at 10:59 am

          So the chemistry is missing? Cheatski is a pretend club full of mercenaries.

          • gus January 20, 2018 at 11:00 am

            He’s not as much of a bust as Fernando Torres

        • East Stand January 20, 2018 at 11:53 am

          Serves the twat right for agreeing to join a club full of cunts. I have no sympathy for any Cheatski player, they’re all there to pick up Russian Mafia wedge.

          Fuck em…

    • SpurAndy 🍒π January 20, 2018 at 10:56 am

      Is Mitchell an expert? Genuine question? My understanding is that he created a ‘black box’ of some description which enabled a holistic view of talent. Has his successes been any better than any other scout? Is he in fact an actual scout or did he just maintain the database?

      • Caspurs♿️ January 20, 2018 at 11:01 am

        Now that’s a question…..Someone else can answer.

      • gloster1861 January 20, 2018 at 11:01 am

        He tried turn scouting into a science. We need to recruit Mr Spock.

  • Sexy Beast January 20, 2018 at 9:06 am

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=slUEy9D7eKw
    EXCLUSIVE INSIDE TOUR OF TOTTENHAM’S NEW STADIUM: Inside the New Spurs Ground: 19 January 2018

    • Harry Hotspur January 20, 2018 at 9:36 am

      That reminds me. I’m going to an NCP in Birmingham for a wank in a CCTV blindspot later on today.

      • Sexy Beast January 20, 2018 at 9:41 am

        Weirdo!

      • 61SpursNut🌰 January 20, 2018 at 9:43 am

        I think that’s what all the missing builders were up to.

        • gloster1861 January 20, 2018 at 9:48 am

          Synchronised.

    • 61SpursNut🌰 January 20, 2018 at 9:43 am

      That was by far the worst of his videos.

      • MysteriousStranger January 20, 2018 at 11:06 am

        He could have adjusted the audio levels on the clips/adjusted his mic audio level so you could hear him properly. Bloody amateurs…

        • Caspurs♿️ January 20, 2018 at 11:27 am

          Don’t get me started…

          • MysteriousStranger January 20, 2018 at 11:38 am

            I shall hereby withdraw my remark as I fear it may carry the potential to set you off. Actually I withdraw that. Terrible isn’t it? Sony Vegas isn’t hard to use. Off you go. 😀

            • Caspurs♿️ January 20, 2018 at 12:03 pm

              I watched a little of Paloma Faith in concert on BBC4 last night, before I had to change channel due to someones poor attempt at sound engineering, not thinking that much of Paloma Faith may also have influenced my decision.

              • 💋 January 20, 2018 at 12:18 pm

                Paloma Faith?! Sorry, did you just say, you watched a little of Paloma Faith?

                Crikey. It was nice(ish) knowing you. See ya.

  • Gus January 20, 2018 at 7:46 am

    Popped over to NN and the drums are really beating for us to buy this Brazilian kid Malcom

    • Harry Hotspur January 20, 2018 at 9:25 am

      They have to do something to plug the void I guess. ..

    • East Stand January 20, 2018 at 10:18 am

      Can anyone seriously imagine us signing TWO attacking players in January? It’s bullshit Gus.

      The guy from PSG might just be possible as he’s surplus dead wood.

      This could be something to do with chucking Sissy in any deal as he might want to go back to France, hence both ‘targets’ play at French clubs?

      • Gus January 20, 2018 at 10:30 am

        It does seem most un-Levy like to spunk that much money on attacking players. Especially when Daniel doesn’t have the Bale money burning a hole in his pocket

  • Aussie in Switzerland January 20, 2018 at 7:45 am

    5 days into this fucking flu that some cunt brought to Switzerland from the UK…..how long does this shit last?…….ready to die now

    • Accy January 20, 2018 at 8:09 am

      I had it two weeks

      • Aussie in Switzerland January 20, 2018 at 8:49 am

        Fuck

    • Harry Hotspur January 20, 2018 at 9:23 am

      Man up, Ron is 104 and he shook off and won a Spelling Bee in the same afternoon

      • 61SpursNut🌰 January 20, 2018 at 9:49 am

        *Wipes coffee off keyboard.*

        • Still Nil Nil January 20, 2018 at 9:50 am

          I’ve had it 6 weeks and on my second lot of antibionics

          • gloster1861 January 20, 2018 at 9:54 am

            Lee Majors.

            The arms and the legs now Nilly?

          • gloster1861 January 20, 2018 at 9:55 am

            PS tell your GP antibiotics don’t work on viruses like flu. Just a thought.

            • Accy January 20, 2018 at 9:57 am

              I’d echo that – just worked on a campaign that champions that exact fact.

            • Gus January 20, 2018 at 10:32 am

              It’s not for the viruses, it’s for the bacterial infections that often come along as complications. Having said that, in many situations some GPs use antibiotics as a crutch, which is wrong

              • Still Nil Nil January 20, 2018 at 10:33 am

                Mine isn’t for the virus it’s for the bacterial stuff just mentioned

                • Accy January 20, 2018 at 10:39 am

                  Get well soon mate

                • Caspurs♿️ January 20, 2018 at 11:03 am

                  I can sympathise Nilly, got rid of my flu to just get a breast, sorry a chest infection, not much fun.

      • Aussie in Switzerland January 20, 2018 at 2:32 pm

        I am 100% pussy…..too sick to care

    • Melcyid January 20, 2018 at 10:41 am

      4weeks me

    • 💋 January 20, 2018 at 12:37 pm

      I can’t shake the weak chest, cough and dizziness. I’m sure I caught this a week before Chrimbo.

  • David Dillenberg January 20, 2018 at 7:16 am
    • David Dillenberg January 20, 2018 at 7:19 am

      Ap0logies duplicated below. Pacy, looks comfortable with feet and head.

  • Still Nil Nil January 20, 2018 at 1:15 am

    Anybody know anything about Lucas moura?
    apparently plays for PSG and according to Shite sports, spurs are interested.
    Anybody?

    • Caspurs♿️ January 20, 2018 at 1:16 am

      Move along, nuffink to see ere.

      • Still Nil Nil January 20, 2018 at 1:21 am

        Thanks for the info.
        Very valuable.

        • Caspurs♿️ January 20, 2018 at 1:22 am

          😘

    • Horndog 🇺🇸 January 20, 2018 at 1:18 am

      Irrelevant twobble

    • Hartley™ January 20, 2018 at 1:18 am

      We’ve already signed him and loaned him to Burnley

    • David Dillenberg January 20, 2018 at 7:10 am

      Reminding me of Thierry Henry, Nutty herewith his goals 2016/17 posted by myself o a previous blog. As compared to Sissy we could be on a winner here!!

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IdrKax7ecDg

  • Accy January 20, 2018 at 1:06 am

    If you fancy appearing on The One Show on the 29th January, REPRESENTING SPURS FANS everywhere, email Kat on

    info@thstofficial.com

    need to own a Spurs shirt. Something to do with the 5th round FA Cup draw reactions.

    Obviously depends on us beating Newport.

    (this, from “Last Word on Spurs” podcast).

    • Hartley™ January 20, 2018 at 1:17 am

      I would but, I have a kat allergy and I’m a bit too fucking sweary for them cunts at the one show.

      • Caspurs♿️ January 20, 2018 at 1:22 am

        *fucking one bungle cunt show

        • Hartley™ January 20, 2018 at 1:28 am

          Rainbow?

          • MysteriousStranger January 20, 2018 at 11:39 am

            Glad I missed that episode.

  • melcyid January 20, 2018 at 12:18 am

    Anyone on here know about any Barca deals taking place while the lads were having a chuckle over there.I bet Daniel was having a good old sniff around under the MSM radar. unfortunately I think I can remember us getting tonked when we have
    come back from these type of jollys before, way too slow out of the blocks and too relaxed. the carrot crunchers will be well up for this one.

    • melcyid January 20, 2018 at 12:20 am

      should have dropped off young Marcus for Messi to take under his wing

  • gloster1861 January 19, 2018 at 10:54 pm

    I am genuinely surprised.

    Even though Saints V Spurs is the only PL match on Sunday, there IS a MOTD 2. Normally the BBC doesn’t bother for a solitary game.

    • Caspurs♿️ January 19, 2018 at 11:11 pm

      We don’t care for the Sky 4, we are the BBC 1..

      • gloster1861 January 19, 2018 at 11:15 pm

        We stand alone.

        • Caspurs♿️ January 19, 2018 at 11:17 pm

          There can be only one..

          • gloster1861 January 19, 2018 at 11:21 pm

            Weird film. Did that French actor do anything else? Quite liked Kurgan though.

  • Syd January 19, 2018 at 10:40 pm

    Hi HH, you said the Toby deal hasn’t been announced yet. Is there one already completed behind the scenes?

    • Caspurs♿️ January 19, 2018 at 10:45 pm

      That’s what Gladys says.

    • Harry Hotspur January 19, 2018 at 10:58 pm

      Glad says so 👍

      • gloster1861 January 19, 2018 at 11:03 pm

        https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=D-hL7ryCy3Y

        I believe Dave Clark was a Spurs supporter?

        • ronwol196061🇨🇦 January 19, 2018 at 11:32 pm

          They played a 5 aside against us in 1963

          • Hartley™ January 19, 2018 at 11:52 pm

            The Beatles failed to qualify?

            • Horndog 🇺🇸 January 20, 2018 at 1:18 am

              It was a hard day’s night.

              • Hartley™ January 20, 2018 at 1:20 am

                Yesterday?

      • Syd 😎 January 19, 2018 at 11:50 pm

        Good girl

      • Gus January 20, 2018 at 1:48 am

        😍😍😍

      • Lord Croker January 20, 2018 at 8:44 am

        Had a 1% pay rise.

        • Harry Hotspur January 20, 2018 at 9:22 am

          Speaking of which I saw that Michael Carrick is retiring. I bet Levy is buzzing remembering how much he made.

          Meanwhile, Micky boy goes home to all hie medals and his kids who will remember him as a winner.

  • gloster1861 January 19, 2018 at 10:39 pm

    How do all these rumours about players meeting Poch and Levy get around?

    • gloster1861 January 19, 2018 at 11:01 pm

      Poch apparently said Usain Bolt is available if he just wanted a fast runner. He was joking about these Malcolm rumours.

      • ronwol196061🇨🇦 January 19, 2018 at 11:32 pm

        Its Malcom

        • gloster1861 January 19, 2018 at 11:40 pm

          It’s not really relevant if he isn’t coming.

          • gloster1861 January 19, 2018 at 11:40 pm

            However, point taken.

            • gloster1861 January 19, 2018 at 11:43 pm

              “Malcolm is faster than him? Impossible. He has been linked with different clubs. I don’t speak about players that are in another club.”

              Cut and pasted from the Daily Star online. Hence my mistake RW.

  • PlayitagainSamways January 19, 2018 at 10:05 pm

    In that old article Toby is all ‘haircut and tattoos’ who would of thought he’d of turned into such a fine player.
    I really hope we see Mauricio in his black jumper very soon

    • gloster1861 January 19, 2018 at 10:37 pm

      Was it Poch in the Milk Tray adverts? ‘All because the lady loves’… an intruder in her bedroom, apparently.

      Even as a kid I thought that advert was highly questionable.

      • AntSpurs January 19, 2018 at 11:03 pm

        Who says romance is dead ?

        • gloster1861 January 19, 2018 at 11:06 pm

          It’s up to the ladies now. They call the shots.

          • AntSpurs January 19, 2018 at 11:11 pm

            What. You don’t waltz the good lady round the dance floor and sweep her off her feet? Glos I’m disappointed, I thought had it in you.

            • Caspurs♿️ January 19, 2018 at 11:12 pm

              Have you got Utd tickets yet?

              • AntSpurs January 19, 2018 at 11:13 pm

                Yes thanks, was it you who offered to help?

                • Caspurs♿️ January 19, 2018 at 11:16 pm

                  I would have if you weren’t sorted, but glad for you it is.

                  • AntSpurs January 19, 2018 at 11:16 pm

                    Nice one, cheers for the offer Cas.

                  • gloster1861 January 19, 2018 at 11:17 pm

                    Quite likely to set a new PL attendance record if it was on the weekend.

                    • AntSpurs January 19, 2018 at 11:31 pm

                      The Arse game will definitely, they’ve been sold out for a while now.

                    • Caspurs♿️ January 20, 2018 at 12:43 am

                      The capacity of the arse game will be capped, only season ticket holders and members are allowed tickets, no tickets will go on general sale for games deemed a high risk of trouble occurring.

            • gloster1861 January 19, 2018 at 11:14 pm

              She’s suffers from vertigo. Sweeping off feet would not be appreciated.

              • AntSpurs January 19, 2018 at 11:16 pm

                You don’t want to throw her in the air, last time I tried that I did my back in.

                • gloster1861 January 19, 2018 at 11:18 pm

                  When did you meet my missus? 😕

                  • AntSpurs January 19, 2018 at 11:20 pm

                    Hehe yeah that didn’t look right.

  • ronwol196061🇨🇦 January 19, 2018 at 9:55 pm

    Malcom doesnt look too shabby

    • Gus January 19, 2018 at 9:57 pm

      We’re not going to get him. We’re getting a guy who sort of plays like him. But he’s much cheaper

  • Camus January 19, 2018 at 9:41 pm

    I’m at the outlaws and Monty Don is on the telly doing a programme exploring Islam (and it’s gardens). Who the f*ck is commissioning this superstitious shite? And who the f*ck wants to watch it (apart from the outlaws who can’t be bothered to change the channel)?

  • Matt January 19, 2018 at 8:59 pm

    Isn’t Malcolm a left footed inverted winger? Haven’t we got one of those…? Must admit I’m a bit bored of inverted wingers.

    • Willy Juice January 19, 2018 at 9:48 pm

      We have but the one we have is horrendous! Don’t know how good this other fella is either

  • 💋 January 19, 2018 at 8:22 pm

    Prime Minister Theresa May today hinted that if the Brexit vote were held today she’d vote remain saying she ‘feels’ European, but there’ll be no second vote.

    Yeah right, Theresa – pull the other one.

    • Frontwheel 2 January 19, 2018 at 8:58 pm

      You think there will be a second ref ?

      • 💋 January 19, 2018 at 9:16 pm

        Yeah, ‘course there will. Probably not for 18 months or so.
        It’s the EU way.

        I said from the beginning that the only part of the whole process that really matters is the two years’ negotiation period.

        It’s two years minimum but technically could go on for a decade, or more!

        I expect the negotiations to go on for as long as it takes for the political climate to change sufficiently to ensure a reversal of the original vote.

        • gloster1861 January 19, 2018 at 10:35 pm

          However, other things might happen too. My take on the EU is that it is on a course of self destruction.

        • mystic arnold January 20, 2018 at 1:03 pm

          Yeh I allways thought they d be a second vote making sure the lower orders vote the RIGHT way this time

  • Accy January 19, 2018 at 8:08 pm

    Sess deal won’t be cheap apparently…

    • gloster1861 January 19, 2018 at 8:11 pm

      What deal?

      • Accy January 19, 2018 at 8:24 pm

        Just read we are in talks

        • Accy January 19, 2018 at 8:26 pm

          Means ought tho

        • Caspurs♿️ January 19, 2018 at 8:59 pm

          From COYS again?

          • Accy January 19, 2018 at 9:13 pm

            SC

            • Caspurs♿️ January 19, 2018 at 9:16 pm

              Ah yes, themz the ones wot I meant.

              • Gus January 19, 2018 at 9:56 pm

                He was pretty cheap last time round

  • McG ⚽⚽ January 19, 2018 at 7:30 pm

    This journo seems pretty certain Poch ‘n Levi have met up with Malcom, wonder if he sat in the middle? Hope we pull it off!!

    • gloster1861 January 19, 2018 at 7:59 pm

      Will he improve us?

      • McG ⚽⚽ January 19, 2018 at 8:14 pm

        Looks better than Sissy, so I’d have to say yes!

  • Matt January 19, 2018 at 7:30 pm

    SeattleSpursGuy
    Which of the attacking band would you leave out then?

    Good question. Probably Dele, you can’t drop Sonny right now.

    • McG ⚽⚽ January 19, 2018 at 7:32 pm

      Maybe 4 at the back for goons & mancs, 5 for dips away?

      • SeattleSpursGuy January 19, 2018 at 7:58 pm

        That might be the ticket.

      • gloster1861 January 19, 2018 at 8:06 pm

        Yes. Stifle the dippers first.

  • McG ⚽⚽ January 19, 2018 at 6:36 pm

    Lilywhite
    I have:
    —————Kane
    —–Eriksen———Dele
    ——Wanyama—Dembele
    Davies————————–Trippier
    ——Jan—-Sanchez—-Toby
    —————–Lloris

    Swap out Trips for Aurier & that would be my preferred choice for Goons, Dips & Mancs.

    Leaves us with bench options of:

    Vorm, Rose, Trips, Foyth, Dier, Sissoko, Winks Lamela, Son, Llorente.

    Recon Mancs may be one too early for Tobes, had a feeling he’d be back end of Jan & not mid Feb!!

    • Theresa Gay January 19, 2018 at 6:59 pm

      Do we have two Trippier? one regular one sub?

      • 61SpursNut🌰 January 19, 2018 at 7:01 pm

        “Swap out Trips for Aurier”.

        • McG ⚽⚽ January 19, 2018 at 7:27 pm

          Grassy Arse

    • Covspur January 19, 2018 at 8:46 pm

      If Rose was match fit He would be in my first 11 with Aurier against the Mancs and dippers .. goons I’d b fine with Davies & Trips .. Davies got smashed by Mane at there place last teat

      • Covspur January 19, 2018 at 8:47 pm

        ‘Year’

      • Lilywhite January 19, 2018 at 9:00 pm

        If fit, I’d start Rose. Agreed.

        • 61SpursNut🌰 January 19, 2018 at 9:03 pm

          Good job you’re not fit then.

  • Superspoz 🏆 January 19, 2018 at 6:34 pm

    Dunno what’s worse London transport or the January transfer window. My plane landed 3 hours ago and here I am trying to catch up feeling like a sardine in a can.

    • Caspurs♿️ January 19, 2018 at 7:21 pm

      Be grateful you’re not a sardine in a tin..

      • Superspoz 🏆 January 19, 2018 at 8:23 pm

        I feel sorry for those little feckers

  • Sexy Beast January 19, 2018 at 6:31 pm

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SlFslGc3_og

    RIP The Democratic party, if you want to understand why top people in that party, top people in the FBI and the Department of Justice are going to Jail (perhaps Obama to) then watch this.

    • melcyid January 19, 2018 at 8:04 pm

      christopher steele to get extradited in this treasonous plot Tee
      hee,all of this is better than any novel or film I have ever seen.When he sings like a bird they are all toast

  • gloster1861 January 19, 2018 at 6:31 pm

    The News Quiz is on Dilley!

    • The Long Good SPURTSday 💋 January 19, 2018 at 7:09 pm

      Make mine a double!

    • Lord Croker January 19, 2018 at 7:25 pm

      If it’s a bbc one then all the answers will be lies.

      • 💋 January 19, 2018 at 8:30 pm

        It’s sneeringly superior leftist pish featuring right-on, wealthy, comedy non-entities raging against ‘the man’ to a background soundtrack of smug self-congratulatory masturbation.

        Apart from that it’s alright.

  • Accy January 19, 2018 at 6:17 pm

    Reports are that Mkhitaryan don’t want to join Arse. Could scupper the whole deal. If true, it might be a double blow for the scum as we’ve gone to the top of the queue for Malcom.

    The gooners are in a right mess by the sound sof it

    • SeattleSpursGuy January 19, 2018 at 6:21 pm

      Something that grinds my gears is the constant talk of whether Spurs can hold onto their players, but Liverpool sell Coutinho and Arse are about lose Sanchez with Ozil likely to follow, and not a peep about them holding players.

      • Freund or Foe January 19, 2018 at 6:40 pm

        I’d imagine lots of their fans will be tearing him holes in their respective chairmen, just like some of ours do. But you’re right, Pooh and Arse sell more of their best players than we do.

      • Accy January 19, 2018 at 6:45 pm

        we need to win something

    • gloster1861 January 19, 2018 at 6:29 pm

      Don’t worry, if Arsenal really wanted Malcolm they could outbid us. As could the rest of the Sky Five.

  • Sexy Beast January 19, 2018 at 5:46 pm
    • SeattleSpursGuy January 19, 2018 at 5:50 pm

      Sky and the Telegraph have us ‘in the driving seat’ to sign him.
      Which is nice.

      • gloster1861 January 19, 2018 at 6:10 pm

        Great. If Sky are happy, I’m not.

    • gloster1861 January 19, 2018 at 5:53 pm

      You have to say against shite defending.

      • SeattleSpursGuy January 19, 2018 at 6:00 pm

        IDK, you see defending like that from half the teams in the PL.

        • gloster1861 January 19, 2018 at 6:09 pm

          Half hearted tackle, then backing off and allowing time to cross? I think not.

    • Accy January 19, 2018 at 6:02 pm

      Likely to cost upwards of £50m

      • Sexy Beast January 19, 2018 at 6:03 pm

        Do you see Levy paying them £50M? Lol!

      • gloster1861 January 19, 2018 at 6:10 pm

        When Lucas Moura might be 30 million?

        • Accy January 19, 2018 at 6:10 pm

          no they want crazy money for him

        • Accy January 19, 2018 at 6:10 pm

          more

    • Theresa Gay January 19, 2018 at 6:20 pm

      It will be a worthy risk to make Pele Alli waking up and fix his focus.Also for the games which he will be suspended for the video bans

  • gloster1861 January 19, 2018 at 5:34 pm

    Contract signed!!!!! 👍

    The news we all were hoping for, yes, Samuel Shashoua signs a new contract.

    Top four in the bag.

    • SeattleSpursGuy January 19, 2018 at 5:40 pm

      I’ll just channel my inner Danny Rose and Google that name….

      • SeattleSpursGuy January 19, 2018 at 5:44 pm

        Apparently, he is a winger of small stature and little pace.

      • gloster1861 January 19, 2018 at 5:44 pm

        The next academy haircut after Marcus Edwards.

        The Academy, the gift that keeps on giving…

  • SeattleSpursGuy January 19, 2018 at 5:29 pm

    Poch says Hugo may be out with Man Flu:

    “I don’t know. It’s difficult to say. We need to wait today and tomorrow and then tomorrow we’ll assess him if he’s available or not. I think it’s flu or a virus.”

  • SeattleSpursGuy January 19, 2018 at 5:26 pm
    • gloster1861 January 19, 2018 at 5:27 pm

      Maybe he’ll get back to Leeds.

      • gloster1861 January 19, 2018 at 5:48 pm

        Lassie come home.

  • Matt January 19, 2018 at 4:26 pm

    I hadn’t realised that Aubameyang was 28 and scores 1 in 2 games. Hardly Harry Kane is he.

    • SeattleSpursGuy January 19, 2018 at 4:37 pm

      29 in a month and pace is a big part of his game. Not that he’s lost a step just yet, but how long until he does?

  • Still Nil Nil January 19, 2018 at 4:24 pm

    Having not been near any media for 5 days can somebody update me on any relevant transfers that have occurred this week involving other clubs please?

    • The Long Good SPURTSday 💋 January 19, 2018 at 4:49 pm

      Relevant ones? Nope. None.

      • Still Nil Nil January 19, 2018 at 4:56 pm

        The arses Sanchez?

        Mahrez?

        • The Long Good SPURTSday 💋 January 19, 2018 at 5:01 pm

          Who? What? Who?!

        • gloster1861 January 19, 2018 at 5:46 pm

          No.
          No.
          And Carroll isn’t off to Cheatski either.

  • The Long Good SPURTSday 💋 January 19, 2018 at 4:18 pm

    @Anty
    It has come to my attention that one of the blogs nearest and dearest is able to help you get tickets for the Utd game, if you still need help.

    We’ll have to sort the logistics out.

    • AntSpurs January 19, 2018 at 4:41 pm

      Hey up, ta kindly for you assistance Spurts, you’re a good man. I’ve managed to get them today. I found i had an old registration with Ticketmaster. So the Wembley decibels are going to go up a notch. Looking to head down a bit early, what watering hole you lads in ?

      • The Long Good SPURTSday 💋 January 19, 2018 at 4:59 pm

        Cushty. I’m suggesting a big pre-match buffet breakfast in a hotel somewhere followed by a couple of pear ciders.

        Has anyone here got your email address? If not, you could send yours to The Boy and ask him to send it on to me.

        • AntSpurs January 19, 2018 at 5:13 pm

          No probs, I have Nillys email, I’ll drop him a line.

  • Arthur brain January 19, 2018 at 4:17 pm

    We still ain’t signed anyone this window or extended Toby’s contract. But always in this moment i am calm and very happy in the squad……..

  • SeattleSpursGuy January 19, 2018 at 4:08 pm

    Interesting decisions coming up when Toby returns. Does Poch revert to a back 3, which served well earlier, or stick with a back 4, which has been pretty solid and (IMO) has allowed the attackers–Son especially–more license? With Son playing so well and Dele approaching a bit of form (not there yet), I think a back 4 with Jan and Tobes is the answer.

    • Matt January 19, 2018 at 4:30 pm

      I reckon against Juve, MUFC and Arse we’ll play a back 3. Especially if Toby is back.

      • SeattleSpursGuy January 19, 2018 at 4:34 pm

        Which of the attacking band would you leave out then?

    • Lilywhite January 19, 2018 at 4:37 pm

      Tough call – who the hell do you drop? – but at least its a good problem. I think Poch will fluctuate between three centre-halves and two depending on the opposition. It’s difficult to drop Sanchez who does so well between Toby and Jan and, if Dembele can keep fit, he might be preferred with Wanyama – Dier making way. But w three centre halves and two wing backs, that means a holding midfielder and two attacking midfielders are sacrificed. Well, that didn’t clear anything up…

      • SeattleSpursGuy January 19, 2018 at 4:39 pm

        Yup, I’ve been pondering it and going around in circles.

        • Lilywhite January 19, 2018 at 4:41 pm

          Personally, I’d like to see more Wanyama and Lamela. And more cow bell…

          • SeattleSpursGuy January 19, 2018 at 4:47 pm

            If it’s a back 3, the best I’m coming up with is playing Dele deeper with Wanyama, then CE and Son supporting Harry:

            Lloris
            Serge-Toby-Sancez-Jan-Davies
            Wanyama-Dele
            CE-Harry-Son

            • Lilywhite January 19, 2018 at 4:51 pm

              I have:
              —————Kane
              —–Eriksen———Dele
              ——Wanyama—Dembele
              Davies————————–Trippier
              ——Jan—-Sanchez—-Toby
              —————–Lloris

              • Lilywhite January 19, 2018 at 4:53 pm

                Very reluctantly leaving out Son, Lamela, Dier, etc.

                • Theresa Gay January 19, 2018 at 6:14 pm

                  Dier it’s okay to be left

              • SeattleSpursGuy January 19, 2018 at 4:54 pm

                Yeah, I thought of including Dembele too, but couldn’t see leaving Son out on his current form

                • Lilywhite January 19, 2018 at 4:57 pm

                  So many permutations.

    • gloster1861 January 19, 2018 at 5:25 pm

      Not against Liverpool.

  • The Long Good SPURTSday 💋 January 19, 2018 at 4:06 pm

    Good afternoon Yiddos.

    Whatever happened to YidinJapan?

    • Stevo1987 January 19, 2018 at 4:34 pm

      Deported.

    • Freund or Foe January 19, 2018 at 5:24 pm

      One Pufferfish too many.

  • gloster1861 January 19, 2018 at 3:54 pm

    ‘Stone me…’

    Tony Hancock lives on in the diatribes of our own dear Harry Hotspur.

  • richspurs January 19, 2018 at 3:51 pm

    Owdy shaps. My Heineken, it tastes very nice. Long may Toby live at Spurs. No news = good news.

  • Mudslider January 19, 2018 at 3:43 pm

    Malcom not ITK

    • The Long Good SPURTSday 💋 January 19, 2018 at 4:20 pm

      Malcom Tent? Miserable B*stard.

  • Camus January 19, 2018 at 3:43 pm

    I gazed into my navel and I saw Malcom dressed as Pierrot the clown.

  • Horndog 🇺🇸 January 19, 2018 at 3:37 pm

    Excellent update H.

  • Sid Trotter January 19, 2018 at 3:23 pm

    Oh. Phew.