This Time The White Lines Are On The Pitch

Mine eyes hath seen the glory of the coming of the ball. 

This photograph shows a workman managing to walk in a straight line – beginning the pitch markings.

The New Destination™ has been plagued with serious allegations of disorder, and severe breaches of health and safety.

One workman was even caught doing a skydive leap from the stadium roof – in broad daylight.

The building press published allegations of substance abuse and tales of some site workers being drunk during working hours.

Pictured below is a shot that really emphasises how close the seats are to the pitch.

Daniel Levy will feel a sense of relief seeing these pictures finally being put into the public domain.

It’ll be a feeling almost as welcome as the news that Shahid Khan has announced that he will be withdrawing his offer to buy Wembley stadium.

The FA issued this hilarious statement which induced this ambitious line, ‘Wembley Stadium is an iconic venue that is revered around world and it will continue to thrive under the ownership and direction of The FA.’

‘Thrive’ wouldn’t be the first verb I’d associate with Wembley.