Date: 10th March 2017 at 2:37pm
Written by:

Transitioning, that I can cope with.

Abducted (and of course probed) by aliens – it could have happened.

But posting a recycled training picture for the third time in a row, really?

Just naff off and stick to feeding the THST garbage.

Today’sย picture is prior to us playing Bayer 04 Leverkusen at the Tottenham Hotspur Training Centre on November 1, 2016 in Enfield, England.

The odds of Erik Lamela ever being seen in a Spurs shirt were short. This pathetic Tweet from THFC just halved them.

Was this a deliberate leak from THFC or are they really that stoopid?

 
Comments
  • Aside from cerebrospinal fluid, what's on your mind?

  • Chris March 12, 2017 at 12:15 pm

    Anyone seen this article in the Tottenham group on facebook – calling for HH head hahaha

  • Koka kola March 11, 2017 at 1:36 pm

    Oh dear.. Looks like the cadaver dog just shat on Lamela’s Xbox.

  • chiversmetimbers March 11, 2017 at 2:38 am

    I’m guessing he either failed a drugs test or it’s mental health issues

    • Mikeossie March 11, 2017 at 8:50 am

      I think it’s drugs personally I think the club picked it up first that’s why they sent him away from the club less chance of FA testers asking for a drugs test if he ain’t in the country

  • Jacob Flaitz March 10, 2017 at 8:36 pm

    Your coverage of Lamela is bordering on obsessive and concerning. Take your own advice re: SPURS recycling that picture and apply it the next impulse you have to write ANOTHER Lamela article. You’re assuming there isn’t a reasonable explanation for this “coverup” that itself isn’t more important/necessary than 100% transparency. Are you capable or writing about something positive and/or tactical. This is a tabloid article.

    • Harry Hotspur March 10, 2017 at 9:54 pm

      Your crackers are shit.

      • Jacob Flaitz March 10, 2017 at 11:45 pm

        I enjoy your writing (not that you care) most of the time…just not the Lamela recycling. Most of us want him back. The club’s press releases/statements on him obfuscate the reasons for his absence. I’m just assuming he’s lost and gone forever.

        • Harry Hotspur March 11, 2017 at 6:25 am

          You got one thing right ๐Ÿ‘

  • Watchme March 10, 2017 at 8:03 pm

    It’s about time the old bill were called in,he’s clearly gone missing.apparently they’ve already done his dog !!!

  • digiyid March 10, 2017 at 7:25 pm

    Team is doing well . We are second in the league and on the verge of an FA cup semi and Harry all you are doing is stirring shit..keep quiet and watch Spurs make the top 2. Sometimes you make me think Are you a friend or an enemy??

    • Fatgit March 11, 2017 at 7:39 am

      We are only 2nd in the league due to our shit manager getting us knocked out of a piss-easy Champions League group and League Cup stupidly early! If we had played the same number of games as the teams we are contending with we would not be 2nd! Our squad is thinner than paper. Pocchecrappo has sold alot of players that should never have been sold and did not want to go and replaced some of them with players that are worse and the others with nothing! And Pochecrappo is tactically inept! The quicker he and our crap tight-arse chairman leave the club the better! We have missed out on a load of great players that have ended up going elsewhere and been really successful there when they should have been at Spurs thanks to Levy and his tightarseness!

      • MH72 March 11, 2017 at 12:48 pm

        ………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………what?

  • JuandeInternational March 10, 2017 at 6:07 pm

    “Continues to work outdoors” as a roofer or landscape gardner? Because it sure as hell isn’t as a footballer.

  • Dancingbarber March 10, 2017 at 5:45 pm

    I quite like the picture. Brings back memories.

  • Spurs Phil March 10, 2017 at 5:18 pm

    I can only assume they’re covering him because they know no-one will buy him in the closed season otherwise, i.e. AS Roma.

  • Aicher March 10, 2017 at 4:43 pm

    Where does it say “photo’d today”
    Bollock chops

  • Aicher March 10, 2017 at 4:43 pm

    Where does it say “photo’d today”

  • Aicher March 10, 2017 at 4:41 pm

    Where does it say “photo’d today”
    Bollock chops

  • Gloster1861 March 10, 2017 at 4:33 pm

    Heads up. New blog. Again, Harry is spoiling us. Or on a mission.

    • 61SpursNut๐ŸŒฐ March 10, 2017 at 4:34 pm

      Less is more, sometimes.

      • Harry Hotspur March 10, 2017 at 4:36 pm

        More is more.

        Unless you’re comrade IV LENIN.

  • 61SpursNut๐ŸŒฐ March 10, 2017 at 4:32 pm

    Spurstacus ๐Ÿ’‹
    Bastards.

    In the singular, aimed at my faking landlady for shortly giving us two months notice to quit … again … this time to sell!

  • is Gascoigne gonna have a crack? March 10, 2017 at 4:15 pm

    As a spurs fan, it seems every day is April fools day…

  • Spurstacus ๐Ÿ’‹ March 10, 2017 at 4:11 pm

    Please forgive the false naivety, but why would the Club be attempting to decieve the fans over Lamela and in such a clumsy way?

    • is Gascoigne gonna have a crack? March 10, 2017 at 4:13 pm

      Good question. Its not April the 1st yet thats certain.

      • Camus March 10, 2017 at 4:16 pm

        2 answers:-
        1) Because it’s a charade and they don’t want to scare off stadium suitors and Lamela purchasers
        2) Because they are always clumsy. Always.

        • is Gascoigne gonna have a crack? March 10, 2017 at 4:20 pm

          Its getting so OTT now though its surpassed the value of the player. Lamela isn’t that integral to our future. This is the kind of stunt worthy of a superstar player.

        • Arcane March 10, 2017 at 4:31 pm

          And even because fans might just notice that serious clubs go out and buy a replacement when a key player is going to be out for the foreseeable, and the squad is already downsized to the point of threatening our credibility as a supposedly ambitious football club.

  • Arcane March 10, 2017 at 3:56 pm

    2 crocks (Lala, Edwards), 4 flops (Sissy, Jans, Onomah,N’K). More than half our creative/attacking squad players have contributed virtually nothing this season.
    Look no further when wondering why we’ve failed to compete on multiple fronts. Poch still overachieving against the odds.

    • Camus March 10, 2017 at 4:17 pm

      He did it all with Eriksen alone. Whodathunkit?

    • Simon March 11, 2017 at 2:14 am

      League and fa cup count as multiple to me…..

  • Camus March 10, 2017 at 3:50 pm

    It’s more harmful than if they’d said nothing at all.
    Sloshing about about in a bath of Armand de Brignac Dynastie Champagne makes you make questionable decisions.

    • Spurstacus ๐Ÿ’‹ March 10, 2017 at 4:06 pm

      *Parp* repetition of ‘about’.

      • Camus March 10, 2017 at 4:15 pm

        I liked the double usage for added ‘swimming in champagne’ imagery. One could almost call it onomatopoeia.

        • Spurstacus ๐Ÿ’‹ March 10, 2017 at 4:17 pm

          A double helping of ‘a bath’ would have been more effective, I think.

  • Arcane March 10, 2017 at 3:47 pm

    I suppose this is a combination of “managing” our disappointments, and trying to protect some vestige of his prospective sale value.
    Shambolic incompetence either way.

    But how can I muster some outrage for this sub-Spicer piffle, when I’d have difficulty identifying any spokesperson for any organisation who isn’t flagrantly lying to me.

    According to the strap-line on some newsnow article I can’t be bothered to read Poch has ‘admitted’ Lala might not play again this season.

    • Camus March 10, 2017 at 3:51 pm

      This is the world we live in
      And these are the hands we’re given

    • Harry Hotspur March 10, 2017 at 3:51 pm

      That was the Evening Standard who published about 15 minutes after THIS blog was published…

    • Harry Hotspur March 10, 2017 at 3:56 pm

      #AlternativeCockWaffle from THFC

  • Spurstacus ๐Ÿ’‹ March 10, 2017 at 3:25 pm

    Isn’t it just a stock image? Lazy, but not deceptive?

    • Harry Hotspur March 10, 2017 at 3:30 pm

      2nd time they’ve done this ๐Ÿ˜”

      • Spurstacus ๐Ÿ’‹ March 10, 2017 at 3:33 pm

        Same story?

        • Spurstacus ๐Ÿ’‹ March 10, 2017 at 3:34 pm

          Bastards.

          • Camus March 10, 2017 at 3:42 pm

            Finally.

            • Spurstacus ๐Ÿ’‹ March 10, 2017 at 4:06 pm

              Haha. Oh no you don’t, Son of Palpatine. I haven’t crossed over to the Dark Side. The force is strong with this one (me).

              • Camus March 10, 2017 at 4:24 pm

                Search your feelings. You will know it to be true. You could destroy us.

    • Moniker Levynsky March 10, 2017 at 3:36 pm

      You’re a believer Spurts. Whenever I’ve heard them say someone is working outdoors and a pic was shown it was a new pic of when the guy was actually seen working outdoors.

      • Camus March 10, 2017 at 3:43 pm

        Was the guy actually working outdoors though or just posing as someone working outdoors. That’s the real question.

  • Moniker Levynsky March 10, 2017 at 3:14 pm

    That the club expects fans, even a flat earther like me, to actually believe any of this is insulting. It raises questions about other info the club has been peddling, like the 800m pound cheese stand for voyeurs.

  • Harry Hotspur March 10, 2017 at 3:14 pm

    What kills me is that 389 mindless, desperate arseholes actually saw this and hit the ‘heart’ button.

    Really?

    Really really?!

    • Freund or Foe March 10, 2017 at 3:38 pm

      At least it wasn`t 390.

      • Harry Hotspur March 10, 2017 at 4:10 pm

        AMEN!

  • Horndog ๐Ÿ˜Ž March 10, 2017 at 2:54 pm

    This Lamela thing smells like Millwall fans.

  • johnny2hats March 10, 2017 at 2:52 pm

    Erm… how about the news is real, but they’re using a stock photo so Daniel doesn’t have to open his wallet to pay a photographer…?

    …or maybe the moon landings were faked, and Santa doesn’t exist.

    • Harry Hotspur March 10, 2017 at 3:06 pm

      The photos are routinely taken by Getty you fucking imbecile.

  • Moniker Levynsky March 10, 2017 at 2:46 pm

    The whole Lamela debacle is beyond ridiculous now.

  • sideshowbob March 10, 2017 at 2:46 pm

    i think my ratio of first posts to total posts has to be the best in non-existence,, i think i have more first posts than total posts

    • Moniker Levynsky March 10, 2017 at 2:50 pm

      You’re a real poster boy Bob

      • sideshowbob March 10, 2017 at 2:53 pm

        in a bra

  • Moniker Levynsky March 10, 2017 at 2:45 pm

    It can only be deliberate, surely

  • sideshowbob March 10, 2017 at 2:40 pm

    again