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They Took A Sh*t With Their Clothes On

They Took A Sh*t With Their Clothes On

Manchester United 2 Chelsea 0 and it was painfully clear that Jose Mourinho had more than one eye on the Red Devil’s impending Europa League game.

Earlier this season we beat these racists of well renown at The Lane and lost at Second Hand Fridge, but one doesn’t need to stare meaningfully at tealeaves to realise that Spurs are in the ascendant here.

Wembley, Wembley, Wembley. Oh that the game wasn’t at Wembley. I don’t vaguely buy into any fantasy that suggests if we beat The Blues there next week then it will help us beat the blues at that crummy venue when we’re wedded to the place next season.

But I do feel that we can beat this Chelsea team and their manager and his real hair-effect dry clean only hairpiece.

For me, this is a bold statement.

Nobody can start talking down what Chelsea have achieve in the league this season, but to win this league you need to be imperious. Chelsea have not been imperious. yet Chelsea remain title favourites. Sure, while were telling anyone who would listen that we were unbeaten, Chelsea were not drawing, they were winning.

However their ever decreasing runaway lead has only been comparative to the poor form of the sides beneath them. Chelsea have dropped some really dumb points. In reverse chronological order, they drew at Burnley. They were beaten by Crystal Palace.

Results against Manchester United point to the fallibility. Beaten the other night by two good goals, whilst rarely looking vaguely threatening themselves. Back in October, Chelsea hammered United 4-0.

My point here is that Chelsea isn’t the unstoppable freight train of yesteryear and I expect us to do very well against them indeed.

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  • Aside from cerebrospinal fluid, what's on your mind?

  • el_pezza April 17, 2017 at 2:32 pm

    Ha, ha ‘his real hair-effect dry clean only hairpiece’ classic line.

    Totally agree with the rest of what you are saying. Costa (3 goals in 2017) looks like he is counting down the days to China, Luz looks like he is getting back to the player we all know him to be and Hazard is dreaming about the Bernabeu.

    Roll on Saturday.

  • Costa Diego April 17, 2017 at 1:58 pm

    You jokers

    • Rich G🤛 April 17, 2017 at 3:30 pm

      You Wankers

    • Frontwheel 2 April 17, 2017 at 4:04 pm

      Cunt

  • Horndog April 17, 2017 at 1:46 pm

    I say we just fackin’ beat ’em. Tear ’em a new one. Take no prisoners. Kick their ass and such forth.

  • Aussie in Switzerland April 17, 2017 at 1:41 pm

    Why don’t the pundits ever talk about Costa cheating in 2 or 3 close games early on in the season, turning draws into wins…..that surely is more relevant than us drawing against Sunderland a while back

  • UnkleTaff April 17, 2017 at 1:33 pm

    Like I said a few blogs back — Chelsea ain’t all that.

  • richspurs April 17, 2017 at 1:30 pm

    I mean….really, at leasg inform us there is a new blog …..shite, ffs man.

  • ronwol196061🇨🇦 April 17, 2017 at 1:27 pm

    Wembley isnt a hoodoo…..but it could be a mental block…we have won our faur share of cups there..infact it was considered our second home in the sixties….right with no subs either at times.
    Wembley is not a problem.
    The crowd? Tottenham must ignite its crowd.

    We can di very well there we just have to get used to how to play there andbits not as though the teams we play do so we would have to work it into the plan.

  • Son of Mido April 17, 2017 at 1:19 pm

    I heard from someone close to the club that we have been given the ‘Away’ dressing room for the semi…. lets hope it ends the hoodoo of wemberley……

    • MysteriousStranger April 17, 2017 at 1:37 pm

      Wouldn’t that be the case as Chelsea were picked out first in the draw? Don’t think that would work as inside info as such.

  • MysteriousStranger April 17, 2017 at 1:11 pm

    Cas.

    • ronwol196061🇨🇦 April 17, 2017 at 1:15 pm

      Slooks like ‘im

  • MysteriousStranger April 17, 2017 at 1:04 pm

    💩

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