Date: 19th April 2017 at 12:38pm
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If you were unaware of just how crazy the world has become then look no further than the black market for fake. Premier League replica shirts. Not photoshop jobs, but actual luxurious polyester weave.

Yes, shirts that will 100% not be the shirts are being manufactured and made available for sale. Right now.

This beauty has appeared online.

There’s lots wrong with it, not including the frankly creepy thing people still do which is taking photos of stuff laid out on beds, under electric lights.

Is the AIA logo too small, is it the current season template, is the badge a Panini sticker?

Not being one who dons these nylon delights I don’t personally care. What will be of interest will be the size of the comparative deals between ourselves and the Blue Racists.

  • Aside from cerebrospinal fluid, what's on your mind?

  • East Stand April 19, 2017 at 7:18 pm

    If that is the new Nike shirt then it’s rather underwhelming. In fact it’s fucking lame…

    • East Stand April 19, 2017 at 7:20 pm

      Nike kits look a bit rubbish anyway. Never have liked them much, the England kit looks cheap and nasty for a start…

  • MysteriousStranger April 19, 2017 at 12:59 pm

    Looks like someone just plonked the old Spurs badge over the top of the England badge and added a red AIA logo. Whether a Nike employee tasked with the template recycling, or some kid stuck in his room.

    • baz April 19, 2017 at 1:02 pm

      defo an England recycle job

      • East Stand April 19, 2017 at 7:22 pm

        Fake shirt news!!

    • East Stand April 19, 2017 at 7:21 pm

      You know what MS? I agree with you, WTF!!

  • MysteriousStranger April 19, 2017 at 12:55 pm


  • baz April 19, 2017 at 12:43 pm

    Number one!