Date: 17th June 2017 at 2:30pm
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No no no, not Banzai. That was something else entirely.

Does anyone know if ‘Mr Shake Hands Man’ is still in existence anywhere?

Anyway. Kyle Walker may well be talking to tourists, but who else has he been chatting to?

Old Glad has been putting her feelers out (yes, this is a euphemism) to confirm a conversation we had a few weeks ago.

He’s agreed terms with City, that’s 100%. What is curious is that either his agent is very very confident of this happening or he’s been given very strict instructions not to talk to a single other side, which is fairly unusual.‘ 

Yet on Spurs Community, we have Grey Fox with ‘He wouldn’t let one of our first squad go to a challenger and certainly not for that price. Walker is happy at Spurs’

£50million plus small change is the price alright.

Is Bonzo happy at Spurs?

If he is, then he must be using the same PR team currently working for the current Prime Minister.

 
Comments
  • Aside from cerebrospinal fluid, what's on your mind?

  • gloster1861 June 17, 2017 at 5:49 pm

    if Walker doesn’t get sold, no money for purchases.

    Zero net spend rules!

  • gloster1861 June 17, 2017 at 5:19 pm

    ronwol196061
    He stopped at GO picked up the 200 quid and went to Bournemouth for 6 werks

    Ron, Ron, Ron. You only get 200 for passing GO.

    • ronwol196061🇨🇦 June 17, 2017 at 5:29 pm

      Thats antiquated
      Try the online version of Multopoly

      • Caspurs♿️ June 17, 2017 at 5:34 pm

        Yeah! Wot abaht inflayshun?!

        • ronwol196061🇨🇦 June 17, 2017 at 5:39 pm

          The Old Kent Road is abaht the same

          • 89Spurs 👁 June 17, 2017 at 6:28 pm

            You should get out more, Ron an active life style is good 😊 to much time in front of the screen bad for your eyes. Especially on this blog!

            • ronwol196061🇨🇦 June 17, 2017 at 9:09 pm

              Im cycling as I type….Arrrrrrrgghh….

              Rrrrhhhgghhhhhhhhhh

              Everything happens in trees

  • grittyspur June 17, 2017 at 4:47 pm

    In The Knutz & all we hear is Gladys’ queefs. They don’t call it silly season for nuthin’ . Can’t wait for Spurs v Roma in Joy-zee & hope to see y’all there!

    • Caspurs♿️ June 17, 2017 at 5:18 pm

      Er, yeah? Freedom to the people!

    • mikespurs June 17, 2017 at 5:27 pm

      You going? As am i with a decent sized spurs crew.

  • Jim,Newry Spur. June 17, 2017 at 4:44 pm

    He should keep the burlap sack. Love that word , burlap.

    • Jim,Newry Spur. June 17, 2017 at 4:48 pm

      He could also try and swap the burlap sack for Chris Smalling, plus £10 million.

    • ronwol196061🇨🇦 June 17, 2017 at 5:01 pm

      Mourinho just got the sack

  • Panama Paul June 17, 2017 at 4:25 pm

    This is how it will probably play out. First day of pre-season Bonzo gets kidnapped form the training ground by a couple of gentlemen of middle eastern descent, who put him in a large burlap sack and whisk him away to Manchester in a gold plated Rolls Royce.

    When the burlap sack is located, Bonzo is gone but the sack is now full of 50 million quid in used, non-sequential bank notes and an I.O.U for add-ons. Levy now has an uncomfortable dilemma. Does he look for Bonzo or keep the cash?

    • ronwol196061🇨🇦 June 17, 2017 at 4:27 pm

      He stopped at GO picked up the 200 quid and went to Bournemouth for 6 werks

      • ronwol196061🇨🇦 June 17, 2017 at 5:01 pm

        Mourinho just got the sack

        • melcyid June 17, 2017 at 7:15 pm

          scrotum sack?

    • Jim,Newry Spur. June 17, 2017 at 4:43 pm

      He should keep the burlap sack. Love that word , burlap.

  • Freund or Foe June 17, 2017 at 3:37 pm

    http://www.hitc.com/en-gb/2017/06/17/josh-king-comments-on-tottenham-hotspur-rumours/

    This goes to show that footballers read the same nonsense we do.

    “You have got people tagging you and sending you links here and there.”

  • Frontwheel 2 June 17, 2017 at 3:25 pm

    I believe what Poch said,no player will leave Tottenham unless all party’s at Tottenham want to sell him.

    • Jim,Newry Spur. June 17, 2017 at 4:42 pm

      “All party’s “, that’s​ Levy’s nickname.

  • East Stand June 17, 2017 at 2:58 pm

    I’ve no time for May or the Tories but the way the pro Corbyn contingent are using this awful tragedy to pitch in with their cliches which may have nothing to do with this fire at all.

    In fact I think it’s pretty disgusting when there are no actual facts available to anyone about the nature of the fire.

    This is the hard left showing zero class as usual, just like the hard right. Makes me sick…

    • legendary greavsey June 17, 2017 at 3:08 pm

      Sorry to say Easty but just another show of how pathetic the level of political leadership is not just there but across the world !!! Been predicting mass riots for a while !! The poor buggers will be sadly let down again but i dont think the populace will accept it.

    • mystic arnold June 17, 2017 at 5:02 pm

      Yeh and why was Lilly Allen at the protest yesterday

      • Harry Hotspur June 17, 2017 at 5:07 pm

        Is the answer ‘…because she’s a waste of flesh?’

        • JuandeInternational June 17, 2017 at 6:21 pm

          Careerfailn’ Titssaggin’ Virtuesignalin’ Asylumhuggin’ Chartstallin’ Twitterrantin’ Toryhatin’ Egoboostin’ Truthtwistin’ Wellannoyin’ Lily.

          Should cover it.

    • melcyid June 17, 2017 at 6:22 pm

      also the race card is gathering momentum

  • King Paul June 17, 2017 at 2:44 pm

    Actual ITK from an actual proper real living breathing person who may, for the sake of argument, be a prominent Sports presenter and close to the Spurs decision makers

    No first team players leaving this summer

    Club hasn’t encouraged any bid for any players

    No bids have been received

    No persuasion granted to talk to any players

    Sorry if that stops your click bait but thems the facts

    • Harry Hotspur June 17, 2017 at 2:50 pm

      KP Nuts are the best.

      Keep ’em coming.

      • ronwol196061🇨🇦 June 17, 2017 at 4:37 pm

        I can see it. This is another summer season of no mainstream press.
        Fuck Harry what will we do?????????

        • Harry Hotspur June 17, 2017 at 5:41 pm

          Spurs Community lads, it’s the next best last hope.

      • ronwol196061🇨🇦 June 17, 2017 at 4:43 pm

        Harry our creative department just called they want to know what to put out there.
        Reslly its your call Harry.
        10-4

    • legendary greavsey June 17, 2017 at 2:51 pm

      so KP you been steadfastly holding that line, if so has your Spurs close to decision makers guy got any heads up on who we might be actually interested in bringing to Spurs ??

      • Harry Hotspur June 17, 2017 at 2:58 pm

        CAN YOU HANDLE REAL ITK???!

        • Panama Paul June 17, 2017 at 4:13 pm

          The Goat’s up for it I hear

        • Jim,Newry Spur. June 17, 2017 at 4:40 pm

          ” You can’t handle the real ITK ” done in the voice of Jack Nicholson.

          • Harry Hotspur June 17, 2017 at 5:44 pm

            Damn right, marine.

    • Freund or Foe June 17, 2017 at 3:10 pm

      What nonsense, I can confirm Gladys breathes. Quite heavily actually, in-between gagging.

      • Caspurs♿️ June 17, 2017 at 3:15 pm

        She let’s you gag her?! Oh…

        • Freund or Foe June 17, 2017 at 3:16 pm

          She loves my gags. Boom boom.

    • SpurAndy 🍒π June 17, 2017 at 3:29 pm

      It’s Jim White isn’t it? It’s gotta be Jim. I know it’s him it’s got his fingerprints all over this. I’ve warned him about this before. He’s gone too far this time. Once I’ve finished with him he’ll be lucky to get a booking with the local bingo hall.

      • Freund or Foe June 17, 2017 at 3:32 pm

        Ruin the Farquaar rAndy.

    • Gus June 17, 2017 at 3:50 pm

      There’s only one David Pleat?

  • DAVID June 17, 2017 at 2:42 pm

    Waited most of my lifetime for us to have a defence worthy of the name and if this is true, we start to dismantle it and simultaneously strengthen an opponent. It’s the Spurs way.

    • King Paul June 17, 2017 at 2:45 pm

      It isn’t true. City have now backed off after the Liverpool / Saints situation – Saints have no backed down on that and Liverpool now fear being banned for at least one transfer window

  • gus June 17, 2017 at 2:32 pm

    I hope that Poch gets to see most of the proceeds in order to strengthen the squad. My guess is that DL is getting Uncle Joe’s duffel bags ready as we speak

    • Harry Hotspur June 17, 2017 at 2:32 pm

      ‘This pyramid won’t line itself in fireproof cladding, y’know!’