Date: 7th December 2016 at 7:30pm
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Good evening and welcome …to whatever this is.

Tottenham Hotspur versus some Russians in the Champions League.

Perhaps the most important facet of this game is that it comes just days before we play Manchester United, which is a vital match, if we are to stand any chance of qualifying for next year’s Champions League.

THFC have clearly decided to get proactive ahead of tonight’s big game.

Bewilderingly, this initiative consists of asking Pav (who is Russian) to remind us how he enjoyed playing for us.

“I enjoyed every single moment during my three-and-a-half years there, because at every home match the stands were full of fans, even when it was a friendly game. This is great for the players, it’s the reason to play and my whole stay at Tottenham was full of pleasure for me.”

If you thought that was peculiar, then wheeling out Christian Zeige to predict a 3-0 win for us takes us into LSD sampling territory.

The team news is in.

Lloris (C); Walker, Dier, Vertonghen, Rose; Winks, Wanyama; Eriksen, Dele, Son; Kane.


HOW TO WIN

The guess closest to the time of the first Spurs goal this evening wins a deluxe 3D model of The Lane (RRP £24.99).

You must leave your guess in the comments section, using the following four digit format 00:00, if you simply state ’12th minute’ or whatever, then your guess will not count. So go for 12:39 (for example) instead.

The comp closes when the ref blows the opening whistle.

Winner will be announced if and when the ball goes in.

Remember, this is the first Spurs goal only.

Your 3D model will be sent out 2nd Class Signed For tomorrow!

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Comments
  • Aside from cerebrospinal fluid, what's on your mind?

  • melcyid December 8, 2016 at 12:15 am

    since Ronwol came over and had a word with TIN TIN he has been top top bananas

    • ronwol96061 December 8, 2016 at 3:28 am

      Tin Tin?

  • AccringtonSpurs December 7, 2016 at 11:40 pm

    new blog

  • AccringtonSpurs December 7, 2016 at 11:38 pm

    Nkoudou. Hmn.

  • David Dillenberg December 7, 2016 at 11:28 pm

    In case its not been mentioned already
    Wembley Attendance: 62,034

  • SeattleSpursGuy December 7, 2016 at 11:17 pm

    Tidy game for Winks:

    Harry Winks completed 104 passes vs. CSKA; more than any other player in the Champions League tonight. 96% pass accuracy.

    • Hartley December 7, 2016 at 11:18 pm

      That’s impressive.

    • David Dillenberg December 7, 2016 at 11:22 pm

      Neat and tidy he is but it’s always the killer defence splitting passes that always catch my eye!

  • David Dillenberg December 7, 2016 at 11:14 pm

    Ultimately a comfortable victory against modest opposition.An unspectacular solid 7/10 performance.

    Plus points
    Impressed with maturity of Winks and return of Tobes.

    Minus Points
    – Alli’s profligacy
    – General lack of clinical finishing
    – Lack of pace
    – Lack of creativity in midfield

    • SpurAndy December 7, 2016 at 11:16 pm

      Tobes got the loudest cheer of the night.

      • David Dillenberg December 7, 2016 at 11:18 pm

        He solidifies the back 4 as our central defenders were vulnerable to the long ball over the top resulting in the opening goal.

      • AccringtonSpurs December 7, 2016 at 11:30 pm

        SPurANdy, were you at the game?

        • SpurAndy December 7, 2016 at 11:44 pm

          Yarp.

  • SeattleSpursGuy December 7, 2016 at 11:03 pm

    ODESSA, Ukraine — Jose Mourinho has criticised UEFA for allowing Zorya Luhansk to stage their Europa League fixture against Manchester United in Ukraine in December, claiming that the pitch in Odessa is “bad” and “icy.”

    United will face Zorya in the Chornomorets Stadium on Thursday with overnight temperatures predicted to drop as low as -7°C on Wednesday evening.

    A couple of turned ankles would be nice.

    • ronwol96061 December 7, 2016 at 11:12 pm

      Mourinho is done, head is done

  • Hartley December 7, 2016 at 10:53 pm

    Well we fucked that up!

  • 61SpursNut🌰 December 7, 2016 at 10:51 pm

    8 correct results for me in the Ronglish tonight!

    • Ronwol196061 December 7, 2016 at 10:56 pm

      Im kanguishing…..what were tge odds of Legia beating Sporting..looks an iffy result

      • 61SpursNut🌰 December 7, 2016 at 11:06 pm

        Iffy, like Leicester rolling over for Porto.

        • ronwol96061 December 7, 2016 at 11:13 pm

          Iffy stuff going on
          Those blokes in Malaysian must like us

      • Hartley December 7, 2016 at 11:06 pm

        What were the odds of you spelling Legia and Sporting right?

        • 61SpursNut🌰 December 7, 2016 at 11:07 pm

          Pretyy loe.

        • ronwol96061 December 7, 2016 at 11:11 pm

          Ronglish is very good with foreign words it’s fucking English it has the problem translating That’s why the corporate offices have moved to Shetland

          • Hartley December 7, 2016 at 11:14 pm

            Shatland, Shitland? You may want to reconsider.

            • ronwol96061 December 7, 2016 at 11:31 pm

              It was done on Spalchack

  • MarkFalco December 7, 2016 at 10:48 pm

    If we win the ropey and get top 4 can we enter two teams in the CL next season?

  • danspurs December 7, 2016 at 10:46 pm

    Back in the Ropey, then. Be interesting to see if being a CL team dropping into it changes our mentality. If the club is serious about progressing to serious contender level, we have to be able to cope with two games a week across a whole season. When Chelsea dropped into it, they won it and qualified for the following year’s CL (I think), beating the team who knocked us out on the way. Would rather have progressed in the CL but want us to win whatever we end up in with style and no lack of sexual innuendo. That’s me done till Sunday. Have good ends to the week, all.

  • AccringtonSpurs December 7, 2016 at 10:42 pm

    didn’t see much of nkoodoo doing things i liked… Ron you think he’ll be great, then??

  • MarkFalco December 7, 2016 at 10:37 pm

    Good on yer Dele boy, I wear your shirt with pride and now you’ve won me a cracking model for Xmas thanks to HH’s generosity.
    Brilliant bit of skill the way you managed to ignore those earlier chances so as to nail the 38th minute goal – your timing is impeccable.
    Anyone slagging off this kid from now on will have to come through me!

  • richspurs December 7, 2016 at 10:36 pm

    Thats it chappies See ye Sunday.

  • Razspur December 7, 2016 at 10:36 pm

    Magic £20 @ 11/1, long time coming.

    • danspurs December 7, 2016 at 10:36 pm

      You bet your house on 5-1 too?

  • SeattleSpursGuy December 7, 2016 at 10:35 pm

    It’ll be interesting to see what kind of team Jose puts out in the Ukraine tomorrow.

    • MarkFalco December 7, 2016 at 10:38 pm

      Lets hope the pitch is a bit rough.

      • MarkFalco December 7, 2016 at 10:39 pm

        Still frozen apparently.

  • Ronwol196061 December 7, 2016 at 10:34 pm

    Onomah looks iffy

    • Horndog 😎 December 7, 2016 at 10:35 pm

      Yep, I don’t see what he has to offer

    • MarkFalco December 7, 2016 at 10:38 pm

      Like his name.

  • richspurs December 7, 2016 at 10:33 pm

    Shooting and heading practise for Alli all day n nite till Sunday

    • MarkFalco December 7, 2016 at 10:40 pm

      Oi don’t slag off my mate Dele, he purposely missed those earlier chances to nail my 37:30 prediction!

      • Spursy December 8, 2016 at 12:23 am

        😀

  • Razspur December 7, 2016 at 10:33 pm

    Eriksen MOTM

    • Ronwol196061 December 7, 2016 at 10:33 pm

      Agreed

      • Hartley December 7, 2016 at 11:05 pm

        Fuck me sideways!

  • Razspur December 7, 2016 at 10:31 pm

    Real Mad 2-2 Dortmund

  • Razspur December 7, 2016 at 10:31 pm

    That’s the Wembley who do put to bed.

  • is Gascoigne gonna have a crack? December 7, 2016 at 10:31 pm

    Congratulations to Lyon and sevilla for a repugnant display of anti football. Why even turn up?

  • Horndog 😎 December 7, 2016 at 10:28 pm

    Winks is the tidiest passer we have had since Modric

    • danspurs December 7, 2016 at 10:30 pm

      You’re forgetting Tom Carroll.

      • Horndog 😎 December 7, 2016 at 10:31 pm

        No I’m not

        • danspurs December 7, 2016 at 10:32 pm

          Why not? Everyone else seems to.

          • Horndog 😎 December 7, 2016 at 10:33 pm

            He forgot him self it seems

            • danspurs December 7, 2016 at 10:34 pm

              He’ll be back!

              • Hartley December 7, 2016 at 11:07 pm

                This Christmas.

                • Hartley December 7, 2016 at 11:20 pm

                  Knocking on the door…

  • Razspur December 7, 2016 at 10:25 pm

    Bayer 3-0 Monaco

  • Lilywhite without the "II" December 7, 2016 at 10:24 pm

    Roses are Red
    Violets are Blue
    Toby we’ve missed you
    Now let’s do Man U

  • richspurs December 7, 2016 at 10:24 pm

    Welcome back Tobes. Missed ye boy!

    • danspurs December 7, 2016 at 10:24 pm

      Graham Roberts with hair-gel!

      • richspurs December 7, 2016 at 10:26 pm

        But much better positioned and a tidier tackler

        • danspurs December 7, 2016 at 10:28 pm

          Hasn’t scored quite so many top corner screamers for us (yet)…

          • richspurs December 7, 2016 at 10:29 pm

            He keeps em out. im happy

            • danspurs December 7, 2016 at 10:30 pm

              Yep. He’s been missed. Great in the making.

          • Frontwheel 2 December 7, 2016 at 10:30 pm

            Mind you,my Red Indian spiritual guide(Two Dogs Fucking)has been spinning a few porkies lately.

            • danspurs December 7, 2016 at 10:33 pm

              Bloody hell, Frontwheel. My wife worked very hard to earn all that money.

  • Razspur December 7, 2016 at 10:23 pm

    No more Goals !

    • danspurs December 7, 2016 at 10:24 pm

      Until when?

      • Razspur December 7, 2016 at 10:26 pm

        Tomorrow

        • danspurs December 7, 2016 at 10:28 pm

          Well, Frontwheel2 can see into the future and disagrees!

  • McG ⚽⚽ December 7, 2016 at 10:22 pm

    Well, that’s Deli & Eriksen back to form, now we need Tobes match fit 🙂

    • Horndog 😎 December 7, 2016 at 10:23 pm

      Own goal, keeper bleeper

      • McG ⚽⚽ December 7, 2016 at 10:24 pm

        I’m giving that one to Alli

  • danspurs December 7, 2016 at 10:22 pm

    For anyone whose stream is slower than my stream – we’re winning 3-1.

    • Frontwheel 2 December 7, 2016 at 10:23 pm

      For anyone who can’t see into the future,FT 5-1

      • danspurs December 7, 2016 at 10:25 pm

        For anyone who really can, what’s the final score?

        • Frontwheel 2 December 7, 2016 at 10:26 pm

          5-1

          • danspurs December 7, 2016 at 10:27 pm

            Why, thank you. Off to the bookies I go with the deeds to my house and Mrs Danspurs life savings.

  • Ronwol196061 December 7, 2016 at 10:21 pm

    Top match today…2 games on a trot

    • Ronwol196061 December 7, 2016 at 10:22 pm

      Top Notch!

  • Razspur December 7, 2016 at 10:19 pm

    Need another one, anytime now.
    Porto 5-0 Leicester

    • Ronwol196061 December 7, 2016 at 10:20 pm

      where are the steroids when you need them

      • Razspur December 7, 2016 at 10:22 pm

        A supposetary 3-1 to Spurs with Prep H should do, Alli again, no more goals, that’s my 11/1 score line.

        • Ronwol196061 December 7, 2016 at 10:23 pm

          3=1 my wronglish I think

  • Ronwol196061 December 7, 2016 at 10:18 pm

    Eriksen has been terrific really pushing the envelope its all I can ask for

    • McG ⚽⚽ December 7, 2016 at 10:20 pm

      I just wanna see that against the mancs, been coming, great news, just need Lamela back now…

    • danspurs December 7, 2016 at 10:21 pm

      I think he’s had a haircut. Surprised no-one has linked how long his hair got with how shit his form got. Waddle went through the same thing from 85-86.

      • Ronwol196061 December 7, 2016 at 10:24 pm

        follicles under the bridge

    • Lord Croker December 7, 2016 at 10:23 pm

      He’ll go missing next game.

  • Razspur December 7, 2016 at 10:16 pm

    Juve 2-0 Zagreb

  • TheCincinnatiYid December 7, 2016 at 10:12 pm

    George Kevin livin’ legen’

    • Ronwol196061 December 7, 2016 at 10:13 pm

      100%

      • danspurs December 7, 2016 at 10:15 pm

        He and Rose could be the best left sided partnership we’ve had since Bale and BAE. I know it’s not the done thing to be nice about BAE but for a while under BaconChops he did look the business.

        • richspurs December 7, 2016 at 10:16 pm

          Would be great if they could interchange…

          • danspurs December 7, 2016 at 10:18 pm

            Think you made a comment just before half time that we’d concede again because Rose was pushing too high up – NK seems switched on to getting back and covering that part of his game.

        • Ronwol196061 December 7, 2016 at 10:17 pm

          NKoudoo seems like he can work with Eriksen and wonks and any of them

  • Ronwol196061 December 7, 2016 at 10:11 pm

    Fuck NK is going to be one of our legends

  • Urbane Sturgeon December 7, 2016 at 10:11 pm

    Why is it that Walker has scored the best free kick I’ve seen from a Spud in about 10 or so years and yet he almost never takes them?

    • Razspur December 7, 2016 at 10:12 pm

      Wouldn’t be fair on the other teams !

  • TheCincinnatiYid December 7, 2016 at 10:10 pm

    NK can do

  • Razspur December 7, 2016 at 10:10 pm

    Alderweireld stripping off !

  • 61SpursNut🌰 December 7, 2016 at 10:09 pm

    Toby!

  • Ronwol196061 December 7, 2016 at 10:09 pm

    Great Cross NK

  • Ronwol196061 December 7, 2016 at 10:08 pm

    patience!

  • is Gascoigne gonna have a crack? December 7, 2016 at 10:07 pm

    Need some goals in Lyon feckin sharpish..

  • Urbane Sturgeon December 7, 2016 at 10:07 pm

    No’cando has half an hour to score a couple of own goals and save us from the ropey.

  • Ronwol196061 December 7, 2016 at 10:07 pm

    You do that Voodoo that Nkoodoo doo doo do well

  • richspurs December 7, 2016 at 10:06 pm

    If Pocho can teach Rose to use his right foot to do something other to walk, or run with……

  • Razspur December 7, 2016 at 10:06 pm

    Porto 4-0 Leicestershire

  • McG ⚽⚽ December 7, 2016 at 10:06 pm

    Come on voodoo!!

  • TheCincinnatiYid December 7, 2016 at 10:05 pm

    N’Voodoo!

  • Ronwol196061 December 7, 2016 at 10:05 pm

    Nkoudoo is going to be great!

  • Razspur December 7, 2016 at 10:05 pm

    Blast off

  • Ronwol196061 December 7, 2016 at 10:05 pm

    Come on NKpudoo my son!

  • richspurs December 7, 2016 at 10:05 pm

    Nice flowing football, some poor decsion making, some loose passes, wth here come Nocouldoo

  • Horndog 😎 December 7, 2016 at 10:04 pm

    GKN SIGHTING

  • Razspur December 7, 2016 at 10:03 pm

    Real Mad 2-1 Dortmund

  • Harry Hotspur December 7, 2016 at 10:03 pm

    We should bring Eriksen on. Forgive and forget, that’s my motto…

    • Ronwol196061 December 7, 2016 at 10:04 pm

      Not sure yet maybe wait till next week

    • Lilywhite without the "II" December 7, 2016 at 10:04 pm

      give Jenas a run out…

  • Ronwol196061 December 7, 2016 at 10:00 pm

    best game Ive seen Eriksen play

  • danspurs December 7, 2016 at 9:59 pm

    I know Lloris is a great keeper, but his distribution in our games at Wembley has been pretty shocking.

    • Lord Croker December 7, 2016 at 10:00 pm

      Joe Hart’s are no better.

      • Lilywhite without the "II" December 7, 2016 at 10:02 pm

        he will slot in nicely then…

  • Horndog 😎 December 7, 2016 at 9:56 pm

    Winks is my new favorite player. Yup.

  • Razspur December 7, 2016 at 9:56 pm

    Real 2-0 Dortmund…Benzema

  • SeattleSpursGuy December 7, 2016 at 9:56 pm

    Teams already into the Ropey knock-outs are APOEL , Olympiacos , Anderlecht, Saint-Étienne, Zenit Saint Petersburg, Roma, Genk, Athletic Bilbao, Ajax, Shakhtar Donetsk, Schalke 04, Krasnodar, Sparta Prague, Ludogorets Razgrad, Beşiktaş, Borussia Mönchengladbach & Rostov.

    Some garden spots there.

    • Lord Croker December 7, 2016 at 9:57 pm

      Back where they belong.

      • danspurs December 7, 2016 at 9:57 pm

        Who are they? We are us.

        • Lilywhite without the "II" December 7, 2016 at 9:58 pm

          they is them

          • SeattleSpursGuy December 7, 2016 at 9:59 pm

            Pronouns with be the death of us all.

            • danspurs December 7, 2016 at 10:04 pm

              Are they in the Ropey?

  • Ronwol196061 December 7, 2016 at 9:55 pm

    its easy to be confident when you have nothing to lose

  • Razspur December 7, 2016 at 9:54 pm

    Juvenile 1-0 Zagreb

  • Razspur December 7, 2016 at 9:52 pm

    Bayer 2-0 Monaco

    • danspurs December 7, 2016 at 9:54 pm

      I thought Bayer looked really strong in both games against us. Whether that was down to how we played against them…

  • Harry Hotspur December 7, 2016 at 9:52 pm

    Real Fan?

    Her didn’t throw the other one you said he did.

    Come on mate, he’s thrown 3 games. This SHOULD have been the 4th.

  • danspurs December 7, 2016 at 9:50 pm

    That view of the empty posh seats as the second half kicks off has to be the most hateful sight in football, especially in cup finals.

    • Lilywhite without the "II" December 7, 2016 at 9:51 pm

      long queues at the champagne bar don’t ya know

      • danspurs December 7, 2016 at 9:52 pm

        Champagne at football. I’d rather drink Becks Blue!

        • Harry Hotspur December 7, 2016 at 9:58 pm

          Sad reality is that they’re getting wankered on Australian Anti Freeze…

          • danspurs December 7, 2016 at 10:06 pm

            Us plebs elsewhere in the stadium have a choice of water or coffee. Same colour, but one’s cold, the other’s hot.

  • Ronwol196061 December 7, 2016 at 9:49 pm

    N’Koudoo for Son please

  • McG ⚽⚽ December 7, 2016 at 9:49 pm

    Been some lovely one touch stuff..

  • is Gascoigne gonna have a crack? December 7, 2016 at 9:49 pm

    Well it looks like we’ll av some more games to get used to it.

  • Ronwol196061 December 7, 2016 at 9:46 pm

    what is wrong with Wembley///its a big place….it begs a big response from our team and fans

    • SpurAndy December 7, 2016 at 9:47 pm

      Surprisingly noisy considering its half empty.

      • Ronwol196061 December 7, 2016 at 9:48 pm

        Nilly is telling the ruskies to fuck off

        • SpurAndy December 7, 2016 at 9:49 pm

          He’s come in on his 🐴

    • Lord Croker December 7, 2016 at 9:54 pm

      Response? They should play it at Downton Abbey, that’s a big place.

  • LIMERICK AL December 7, 2016 at 9:46 pm

    Second Half . Keep it Tight. Pick Up The Spare Man. Let The Ball Do The Work. Use The Width Of The Park and Spread Out In A Bunch.

    • Horndog 😎 December 7, 2016 at 9:48 pm

      Is that all?

      • LIMERICK AL December 7, 2016 at 9:49 pm

        No. Keep The High balls Low.

  • SpurAndy December 7, 2016 at 9:46 pm

    Winks looks decent. Some nice forward passes.

  • Ronwol196061 December 7, 2016 at 9:45 pm

    what I’m seeing with Eriksen is good…not perfect but good and its acceptable.He has been our best player so far

  • SpurAndy December 7, 2016 at 9:44 pm

    HAVIN A FOOKIN GREAAAAT TIME AT WEMBERS. IT’S WAAAAY BETTER THAN WHL…….

    • LIMERICK AL December 7, 2016 at 9:44 pm

      YASSSSS! I love it too me.

    • danspurs December 7, 2016 at 9:45 pm

      The beer’s watered down, though…

    • Real Fan? December 7, 2016 at 9:45 pm

      Yes! SpurAndy is havin’ a party

    • SpurAndy December 7, 2016 at 9:45 pm

      I was just hacked.

      • 61SpursNut🌰 December 7, 2016 at 9:48 pm

        … off until we scored?

  • MarkFalco December 7, 2016 at 9:42 pm

    Oh well I’ll settle for the FA cup instead.

  • AccringtonSpurs December 7, 2016 at 9:38 pm

    I actually like the Ropey.

  • TheCincinnatiYid December 7, 2016 at 9:37 pm

    My 45:24
    Was right on the nose for
    The second score

    Where’s my prize?

    • 61SpursNut🌰 December 7, 2016 at 9:38 pm

      You win the missing north east corner.

      • MarkFalco December 7, 2016 at 9:38 pm

        Did someone get closer? Good luck to them if they did.

        • TheCincinnatiYid December 7, 2016 at 9:40 pm

          MF–First goal only. You win!

          • MarkFalco December 7, 2016 at 9:41 pm

            Yay! Was it a recount?

            • TheCincinnatiYid December 7, 2016 at 9:41 pm

              We will get the Greens on that right away.

      • TheCincinnatiYid December 7, 2016 at 9:39 pm

        +1. LMAO

  • MarkFalco December 7, 2016 at 9:36 pm

    HH mate really looking forward to that WHL model, is levy in the foundations and does it light up?

    • Lilywhite without the "II" December 7, 2016 at 9:37 pm

      spoiler alert…I’m not opening mine till xmas

    • LIMERICK AL December 7, 2016 at 9:39 pm

      Well Done Mate. Good Guessing !!! But, the Coach in the Picture is not on the same scale as WHL. Its offputting.

  • Ronwol196061 December 7, 2016 at 9:36 pm

    why didn’t we give everything in Monaco waa the question

    no rhyme or reason

  • Harry Hotspur December 7, 2016 at 9:35 pm

    This redefines the word STUPID.

    Not good enough for EL or CL, but days before a trip to Old Trafford we bust a gut to add 19 more games to the schedule.

    • Real Fan? December 7, 2016 at 9:36 pm

      We’re trying to win something by not chucking a Cup. Whaddayawant?

      • danspurs December 7, 2016 at 9:47 pm

        Is this question restricted to football or can I list sexual desires too?

    • is Gascoigne gonna have a crack? December 7, 2016 at 9:37 pm

      We bust a gut to add a few more mill in the enic chest..

    • JimmyGrievance December 7, 2016 at 10:25 pm

      You couldn’t make it up……Oh wait !

  • Real Fan? December 7, 2016 at 9:34 pm

    It honestly sounds like some of you fakirs would prefer we lose sometimes so you can have a bigger moan.

    • Harry Hotspur December 7, 2016 at 9:35 pm

      Hate to break it to you mate, but this was the game to throw.

      This one.

      • Real Fan? December 7, 2016 at 9:37 pm

        Her didn’t throw the other one you said he did.

        • JimmyGrievance December 7, 2016 at 10:24 pm

          Care to explain the team selection for what was the most important game of the season last week, if you don’t think he threw the game ?

  • is Gascoigne gonna have a crack? December 7, 2016 at 9:33 pm

    I’ve been sick

  • Razspur December 7, 2016 at 9:33 pm

    Well played Eriksen & Rose

    • AccringtonSpurs December 7, 2016 at 9:34 pm

      +1

  • Ronwol196061 December 7, 2016 at 9:33 pm

    When we play cpnfident we are good..we played well all half

    • Ronwol196061 December 7, 2016 at 9:34 pm

      their goal was a one off behind the high line
      we have dominated

  • Harry Hotspur December 7, 2016 at 9:33 pm

    Take that you pinko fucks!

  • Razspur December 7, 2016 at 9:33 pm

    2-1 Kaneinho

    • danspurs December 7, 2016 at 9:33 pm

      At last, someone has clarified what everyone else has been alluding to. Thank you. 43 minutes on my stream.

  • Horndog 😎 December 7, 2016 at 9:32 pm

    Ka – Ching

  • Ronwol196061 December 7, 2016 at 9:32 pm

    Easy 5-1

  • 61SpursNut🌰 December 7, 2016 at 9:32 pm

    Lemon squeezy!

  • is Gascoigne gonna have a crack? December 7, 2016 at 9:31 pm

    I’m going to be sick

  • Harry Hotspur December 7, 2016 at 9:31 pm

    We’re drawing the fuck out of these Bolshevik bastards!

    • Horndog 😎 December 7, 2016 at 9:31 pm

      Fuckin commies

    • danspurs December 7, 2016 at 9:32 pm

      Which is all we need to do in order to secure further gate receipt opportunities. Rah!

  • richspurs December 7, 2016 at 9:30 pm

    Rose is too adventerous we gonna geg caught again

  • Razspur December 7, 2016 at 9:30 pm

    Porto 3-0 PL Champions

  • LIMERICK AL December 7, 2016 at 9:28 pm

    What happened to TheTexaco Cup, and the Watneys Cup. They were proper Cups.

    • Lilywhite without the "II" December 7, 2016 at 9:31 pm

      depository cup

  • Ronwol196061 December 7, 2016 at 9:27 pm

    Its to do with belief

    • Razspur December 7, 2016 at 9:29 pm

      Yep, and a dollop of Barbecue sauce, makes a great sandwich.

  • is Gascoigne gonna have a crack? December 7, 2016 at 9:27 pm

    Theres gotta be SOMEWHERE other than Wembley?? Pleeeease?! Somewhere??!

  • Razspur December 7, 2016 at 9:27 pm

    In Poch we Trust ! Never doubted it, not even for a minute.

  • Ronwol196061 December 7, 2016 at 9:27 pm

    5-1 ffs

  • SeattleSpursGuy December 7, 2016 at 9:26 pm

    Gawdammit. Ropey here we come

  • Dusty December 7, 2016 at 9:25 pm

    Ali to score at 3930

    • TheCincinnatiYid December 7, 2016 at 9:26 pm

      No. 38:52

  • richspurs December 7, 2016 at 9:25 pm

    Wtf Tintin motm so far. Im dreaming

  • TheCincinnatiYid December 7, 2016 at 9:25 pm

    F*ck me. Alli

    • Horndog 😎 December 7, 2016 at 9:26 pm

      Kerfuffle, delicious, back in the Europa drivers seat 😂

  • danspurs December 7, 2016 at 9:25 pm

    1-1!!!!

  • MarkFalco December 7, 2016 at 9:25 pm

    I said 37:30 – anyone closer?

    • Harry Hotspur December 7, 2016 at 9:30 pm

      Winner Winner Chicken Dinner!

      Email me your address buddy – sirharoldofhotspur@gmail.com 👍🏻

      • MarkFalco December 7, 2016 at 9:50 pm

        Cheers mate and it’s only fair I should win as we preach from the same soapbox a lot of the time!

  • Ronwol196061 December 7, 2016 at 9:25 pm

    Eriksen has been great…I never doubted that this is one of our better games…we just didn’t score..

  • Harry Hotspur December 7, 2016 at 9:25 pm

    Are we back in the Milk Cup now?

    • Real Fan? December 7, 2016 at 9:25 pm

      Poch is a genius.

  • Real Fan? December 7, 2016 at 9:25 pm

    We’re shit, especially Dele.

  • Razspur December 7, 2016 at 9:25 pm

    Alli with Eriksens assist

  • Razspur December 7, 2016 at 9:24 pm

    1-1

    • danspurs December 7, 2016 at 9:25 pm

      Really? We’re on 37.44 mins on my stream…

  • Razspur December 7, 2016 at 9:24 pm

    This is feckin nuts

  • Ronwol196061 December 7, 2016 at 9:23 pm

    I think we are playing well ,but look I might be biased

    • danspurs December 7, 2016 at 9:24 pm

      Well the goal was against the run of play. But it had that inevitable feel about it.

  • is Gascoigne gonna have a crack? December 7, 2016 at 9:23 pm

    We’re going down next year. New stadium? Smashin…

    • richspurs December 7, 2016 at 9:24 pm

      Be careful there

  • Harry Hotspur December 7, 2016 at 9:22 pm

    I think Pochettino should be sectioned.

    • Frontwheel 2 December 7, 2016 at 9:23 pm

      with a machete ?

    • Lilywhite without the "II" December 7, 2016 at 9:23 pm

      bring on the kids quick, no one will notice…

    • LIMERICK AL December 7, 2016 at 9:23 pm

      They wouldnt accept him Harry, hes too mad.

    • Real Fan? December 7, 2016 at 9:24 pm

      Like a Terry’s Chocolate Orange?

  • LIMERICK AL December 7, 2016 at 9:21 pm

    We have a few players who, shall we say, are a bit light in their loafers.

    • Harry Hotspur December 7, 2016 at 9:24 pm

      Woofters, fairies and time-wasters

  • is Gascoigne gonna have a crack? December 7, 2016 at 9:20 pm

    Theyre flyin in now…

  • Razspur December 7, 2016 at 9:20 pm

    Good job we have a strong team out.

  • Horndog 😎 December 7, 2016 at 9:20 pm

    Well that is shit

    • Ronwol196061 December 7, 2016 at 9:20 pm

      we got caught on the high line that’s all

    • Ronwol196061 December 7, 2016 at 9:21 pm

      we should have been 3-0 up

      • Horndog 😎 December 7, 2016 at 9:23 pm

        Yes, but now the bus gets parked

  • Ronwol196061 December 7, 2016 at 9:19 pm

    Its the problem of the high line it happens at times

    • Real Fan? December 7, 2016 at 9:20 pm

      Well, with Eric in it for sure.

    • danspurs December 7, 2016 at 9:20 pm

      A least it’s stopped their coach rocking backwards and forwards. I was concerned about him.

      • LIMERICK AL December 7, 2016 at 9:22 pm

        Thats what Pressure does. Tell me about it.

  • AccringtonSpurs December 7, 2016 at 9:19 pm

    ha

  • Lilywhite without the "II" December 7, 2016 at 9:18 pm

    ohh dear

    • Lilywhite without the "II" December 7, 2016 at 9:19 pm

      don’t tell danspurs

      • danspurs December 7, 2016 at 9:19 pm

        Are we one up now?

  • Horndog 😎 December 7, 2016 at 9:18 pm

    I’m asleep now

  • Ronwol196061 December 7, 2016 at 9:17 pm

    apart from the wimpy shot Eriksen MOTM so far

  • Razspur December 7, 2016 at 9:17 pm

    Legit 1-0 Sporting
    Leverkusen 1-0 Monaco

    • Real Fan? December 7, 2016 at 9:17 pm

      Billy Legit.

    • danspurs December 7, 2016 at 9:18 pm

      What’s the Spurs score, Raz? I’ve been watching this blog for 30 minutes and no-one has mentioned it yet.

      • Razspur December 7, 2016 at 9:19 pm

        Spurs 0-1 CSKA

        • danspurs December 7, 2016 at 9:21 pm

          You jest? No one else has mentioned this.

      • LIMERICK AL December 7, 2016 at 9:19 pm

        Its 4 -2 to us, no sorry, watching a different game.

  • is Gascoigne gonna have a crack? December 7, 2016 at 9:15 pm

    My god footballs shit. No goals anywhere pretty much. I’m going to watch gridiron….

    • LIMERICK AL December 7, 2016 at 9:16 pm

      This is a game for the Purists. The Kind of Bloke who will make a List.

      • Lilywhite without the "II" December 7, 2016 at 9:17 pm

        bucket list

  • Spurstacus 💋 December 7, 2016 at 9:14 pm

    Any ‘decent’ streamge?

    • danspurs December 7, 2016 at 9:15 pm

      This one’s been good so far…
      http://cricfree.tv/update/bt2.php

      • Spurstacus 💋 December 7, 2016 at 9:18 pm

        Nice one Danno. Pukka.

        • danspurs December 7, 2016 at 9:22 pm

          No worries. The porn pop-ups are a nice bonus.

    • Spurstacus 💋 December 7, 2016 at 9:15 pm

      Please.

      1st goal = 47 mins.

    • Lilywhite without the "II" December 7, 2016 at 9:15 pm

      BT Sport Ultra HD

    • Real Fan? December 7, 2016 at 9:15 pm

      Sportsdonkey.club
      £1 per week, all games

      • Razspur December 7, 2016 at 9:15 pm

        Magic

    • Frontwheel 2 December 7, 2016 at 9:16 pm
      • Spurstacus 💋 December 7, 2016 at 9:19 pm

        Cheers Fronty.

  • Razspur December 7, 2016 at 9:14 pm

    Real Mad 1-0 Dortmunders

  • TheCincinnatiYid December 7, 2016 at 9:12 pm

    Alli out!

    • Ronwol196061 December 7, 2016 at 9:15 pm

      he is a punk

  • Razspur December 7, 2016 at 9:12 pm

    Porto 2-0 Leicester

  • Frontwheel 2 December 7, 2016 at 9:12 pm

    No xmas puzzle for me

    • Ronwol196061 December 7, 2016 at 9:13 pm

      Buy Scramble

  • Ronwol196061 December 7, 2016 at 9:11 pm

    Dele the fucker..my new nemesis

  • Horndog 😎 December 7, 2016 at 9:11 pm

    Dele a poofer, twice

  • 61SpursNut🌰 December 7, 2016 at 9:11 pm

    Are we deliberately missing?

    • LIMERICK AL December 7, 2016 at 9:12 pm

      Yes, Some Marbles.

    • Ronwol196061 December 7, 2016 at 9:12 pm

      Eriksen is definitely not on the take

  • LIMERICK AL December 7, 2016 at 9:10 pm

    Bring It On You Moscansists !

  • TheCincinnatiYid December 7, 2016 at 9:08 pm

    Moscow is horrible. Please score 2 and wrap it up. Sleep till Sunday.

  • JimmyGrievance December 7, 2016 at 9:06 pm

    Somebody please explain why we are fielding a stronger team in a comp we are no longer in …….I just don’t get it….

    • Ronwol196061 December 7, 2016 at 9:07 pm

      Good question but we are onto farming

      • JimmyGrievance December 7, 2016 at 9:10 pm

        Cereal or cattle ?

        • Ronwol196061 December 7, 2016 at 9:14 pm

          we are back on footie I 3 weeks

    • Real Fan? December 7, 2016 at 9:07 pm

      Carry on building confidence from the weekend.

  • Real Fan? December 7, 2016 at 9:04 pm

    We’re playing at ‘home’. No travel. Why the fuck shouldn’t they be able to play 2 games in a week ffs?

    • Ronwol196061 December 7, 2016 at 9:05 pm

      EXACTLY

      • Ronwol196061 December 7, 2016 at 9:06 pm

        but its 3 in 10

  • Frontwheel 2 December 7, 2016 at 9:04 pm

    eli’s a boy inneeee

    • Horndog 😎 December 7, 2016 at 9:06 pm

      Boy gangsta’

    • 61SpursNut🌰 December 7, 2016 at 9:07 pm

      Wallach?

  • Lilywhite without the "II" December 7, 2016 at 9:03 pm

    If you include last years Europa, do you think Poch plays a weaker team (against good opposition) to avoid the risk of still loosing or being humiliated with a full squad?

  • LIMERICK AL December 7, 2016 at 9:02 pm

    Poch. Love him or loathe him, I know one thing. The Man is a Fucking Simpleton.

    • danspurs December 7, 2016 at 9:03 pm

      Unlike my wife, who is fucking a simpleton.

      • LIMERICK AL December 7, 2016 at 9:07 pm

        I know the guy. A Stout faced Chap, walks with a slight Gait.

        • danspurs December 7, 2016 at 9:09 pm

          Yep. That’s me.

    • Hartley December 7, 2016 at 9:03 pm

      It’s only Midtable Yanited on Sunday

  • Harry Hotspur December 7, 2016 at 9:02 pm

    Oh great, Winks is a mafia boss.

  • Razspur December 7, 2016 at 9:01 pm

    Brugge 0-2 FC Copenhagen

  • Ronwol196061 December 7, 2016 at 8:59 pm

    good touches but a bit wimpy

    • Ronwol196061 December 7, 2016 at 9:00 pm

      Eriksen

      • danspurs December 7, 2016 at 9:01 pm

        He seems to have found a bit of mojo since your visit to the lane, Ron… what did you scream at him full stop for 90 minutes?

        • Horndog 😎 December 7, 2016 at 9:02 pm

          He repeatedly screamed “flow you bastard. “

          • Ronwol196061 December 7, 2016 at 9:03 pm

            I know it was a 4 letter wprd

          • danspurs December 7, 2016 at 9:04 pm

            That’s quite restrained…

            • Ronwol196061 December 7, 2016 at 9:04 pm

              that’s one thing Eriksen never needs…restraint

            • Horndog 😎 December 7, 2016 at 9:05 pm

              Not really, he was yelling in my ear for 90 minutes

              • danspurs December 7, 2016 at 9:06 pm

                Excellent. Don’t get much of a chance to read the comments on the blog between games so missed any posts about it, but hope you all had an amazing time. Glad they turned it on a bit for you all!

                • Horndog 😎 December 7, 2016 at 9:07 pm

                  Tremendous support Dan. The best

                  • danspurs December 7, 2016 at 9:08 pm

                    Good to hear. Hoping to make at least one more visit to the lane before they rip it down. Glad you all got a chance to.

                • Ronwol196061 December 7, 2016 at 9:09 pm

                  Spurstacus bought a red carpet and wore a gown for the occasion

                  • danspurs December 7, 2016 at 9:10 pm

                    The fact I don’t find that scary suddenly strikes me as scary…

        • Ronwol196061 December 7, 2016 at 9:02 pm

          He played well in that one much better in the 10 needs more balls an he ll be fine

      • Ronwol196061 December 7, 2016 at 9:01 pm

        if only Son gave him some spunk intraveniously we might have a sanchez on ou

  • Lilywhite without the "II" December 7, 2016 at 8:59 pm

    crap shot!

  • Ronwol196061 December 7, 2016 at 8:58 pm

    playing well the lads

    • Horndog 😎 December 7, 2016 at 8:58 pm

      Winks MOTM

  • Ronwol1960=61 December 7, 2016 at 8:57 pm

    playing well the lads

  • danspurs December 7, 2016 at 8:57 pm

    You’d be pissed off if you were sitting under one of those rain covers.
    Dry, but pissed off.

  • Frontwheel 2 December 7, 2016 at 8:56 pm

    Is harry limping ?

    • Real Fan? December 7, 2016 at 8:57 pm

      No it’s just the way he walks. Coat’s too heavy.

      • danspurs December 7, 2016 at 8:58 pm

        He’s got a 3D model tucked up in it.

      • Hartley December 7, 2016 at 8:58 pm

        Rumour has it he’s only got one ball.

    • Horndog 😎 December 7, 2016 at 8:57 pm

      Nope, Dier is

  • Razspur December 7, 2016 at 8:54 pm

    Brugge 0-1 FC Copenhagen

  • Razspur December 7, 2016 at 8:52 pm

    Porto 1-0 Leicester

  • Harry Hotspur December 7, 2016 at 8:51 pm

    Fuck me, Wembley have thrown weather covers over empty seats…

  • Lilywhite without the "II" December 7, 2016 at 8:51 pm

    Wonder if we will break the record for the least attendants for a CL game a Wembley tonight? Put that on ya twitter feed you c….

  • Harry Hotspur December 7, 2016 at 8:50 pm

    Their coach has given me motion sickness.

    • danspurs December 7, 2016 at 8:51 pm

      That was the most bizarre thing I’ve ever seen a coach do, I think. Stranger than Rafa sitting cross legged the time the dippers were in a penalty shoot-out.

      • Harry Hotspur December 7, 2016 at 8:52 pm

        Off his tits on something.

        • Horndog 😎 December 7, 2016 at 8:53 pm

          Vodka

          • danspurs December 7, 2016 at 8:53 pm

            Fear of dropping into the Ropey.

  • Hartley December 7, 2016 at 8:48 pm

    We create a lot of space at Wembley…
    In the stands.

    • danspurs December 7, 2016 at 8:50 pm

      It sounds louder on the computer than it did the two times I was there. I’m not slagging it off though. I enjoyed going. I’d have gone tonight if I hadn’t managed to find a taker for my ticket. Just work, money, time, the fact I’m a lightweight waste of space armchair fan. A little bit of all of those things.

  • AccringtonSpurs December 7, 2016 at 8:47 pm

    GREAT turn out

  • danspurs December 7, 2016 at 8:47 pm

    00:39

  • Lilywhite without the "II" December 7, 2016 at 8:46 pm

    Have 2 tickets if anyone wants them?

    • danspurs December 7, 2016 at 8:55 pm

      How much? Not bought my mother-in-law and sister-in-law their xmas presents yet.

      • Lilywhite without the "II" December 7, 2016 at 8:56 pm

        tell them to get me a programme and they can have them for free..

        • danspurs December 7, 2016 at 9:00 pm

          It’s a deal. I’ll print this blog off twice, wrap it up for them, and that’s Xmas sorted. Cheers!

  • Harry Hotspur December 7, 2016 at 8:46 pm

    No more guesses, slags.

  • Hartley December 7, 2016 at 8:45 pm

    17:12
    Why the fuck are we risking so many fucking players on a dead horse flogging?!

    • Horndog 😎 December 7, 2016 at 8:46 pm

      We are the flying fuckers

      • Hartley December 7, 2016 at 8:49 pm

        We flew into the cuckoos nest.

  • AccringtonSpurs December 7, 2016 at 8:45 pm

    07:26.

    don;t want the 3d puzzle – nowhere to put one

    • McG ⚽⚽ December 7, 2016 at 8:46 pm

      Just keep it in it’s box, be worth a fortune in around 90 years time

  • Harry Hotspur December 7, 2016 at 8:45 pm

    Get yer guesses in, slags.

  • TheCincinnatiYid December 7, 2016 at 8:44 pm

    45:24

    7Son to score

    Ready for Manure?

    Tell me more

    • McG ⚽⚽ December 7, 2016 at 8:45 pm

      Sang midge ure

  • Dusty December 7, 2016 at 8:37 pm

    Son to score at 12:03 minutes 🙂

  • 89Spurs December 7, 2016 at 8:37 pm

    18.33 first goal.

  • McG ⚽⚽ December 7, 2016 at 8:37 pm

    Completely forgot me Wronglish CL picks last night, & still only 4 points off top???!

  • McG ⚽⚽ December 7, 2016 at 8:35 pm

    Sorry but Poch has lost the plot! He fields that side against Monaco knowing we needed the win, then goes strong before the Man U game to ensure ropey, unreal.

    • Horndog 😎 December 7, 2016 at 8:37 pm

      The only conclusion I have is posted just below.

      • McG ⚽⚽ December 7, 2016 at 8:40 pm

        It’s been a tricky time with the injuries, but there’s just no logic there?!! Oh well.

    • Harry Hotspur December 7, 2016 at 8:39 pm

      He’s a fucking idiot.

      Throws one game, then plays our strongest XI to no good purpose.

      Absolute clown.

      Pochface Von Clownstick.

      • Horndog 😎 December 7, 2016 at 8:41 pm

        That means Winks is in our strongest eleven. I’m a Winky, he’s a Winky, we’re all Winky’s.

        • McG ⚽⚽ December 7, 2016 at 8:43 pm

          Goes without saying we all keep our winky’s to ourselves.

      • McG ⚽⚽ December 7, 2016 at 8:42 pm

        Yeah, every now & then you do wonder which planet he’s just visited.. If we lose the Manc game now, I’m gonna have a proper moan!!

  • LingLongMan 🚯 December 7, 2016 at 8:32 pm

    0-0 no goals

  • Horndog 😎 December 7, 2016 at 8:27 pm

    Nilly, I just saw you on TV! Worldwide!

  • Horndog 😎 December 7, 2016 at 8:26 pm

    Putting this side out tells me that Poch is trying to figure out how to win at Wemberly. He needs to.

    • 61SpursNut🌰 December 7, 2016 at 8:39 pm

      If we win the rest of our games at Wembley this season by 4-0 we’ll be in the final!

      • Horndog 😎 December 7, 2016 at 8:42 pm

        All 19 of ’em.

  • 61SpursNut🌰 December 7, 2016 at 8:23 pm

    Our first goal this evening will be on Sunday at 14:25.

    • ronwol96061 December 7, 2016 at 8:28 pm

      Scunthorpe?

      • 61SpursNut🌰 December 7, 2016 at 8:31 pm

        There’s no need to be rude.

      • Harry Hotspur December 7, 2016 at 8:40 pm

        Ron, please tone down the Ronglish.

        We all know it’s match day, but really…

  • ronwol96061 December 7, 2016 at 8:19 pm

    Tottenham will. Be flying for the first 7 minutes

  • Razspur December 7, 2016 at 8:17 pm

    This is the team he should have put out against Monaco, arse about tit !

    • ronwol96061 December 7, 2016 at 8:17 pm

      Go figure!

  • not me but you December 7, 2016 at 8:14 pm

    89.14 a harry kane pen

  • Frontwheel 2 December 7, 2016 at 8:08 pm

    15:55,A rebound of Eriksen’s knob

  • Razspur December 7, 2016 at 8:06 pm

    Reshmin Choudry is fit !

  • Razspur December 7, 2016 at 8:04 pm

    2:49 an Eriksen header to the far post, i also believe in Santa !

  • ronwol96061 December 7, 2016 at 8:02 pm

    3.52 Dier

  • MarkFalco December 7, 2016 at 8:00 pm

    37:30 Kane pen.

  • richspurs December 7, 2016 at 7:59 pm

    Howzit. 22:46. You can donate mine to DD. He always supports worthy causes.

  • mystic arnold December 7, 2016 at 7:58 pm

    1st goal at 43,00

  • Horndog 😎 December 7, 2016 at 7:49 pm

    Pokka-Cheeno (Ronglish) going for it. 16:12

  • Rich G December 7, 2016 at 7:48 pm

    Good team ,would have been better against Monaco when it fucking mattered,looks like this UEFA cup shyte is a priority? Fucking bellend

    • LIMERICK AL December 7, 2016 at 8:58 pm

      You couldnt make this shite up !

  • Martin Lee December 7, 2016 at 7:48 pm

    08:37

  • Nicktheyid December 7, 2016 at 7:46 pm

    is it some kind if sick joke that there is Arsenal club shop in the adds on this site?

    • 61SpursNut🌰 December 7, 2016 at 8:24 pm

      The ads are based on your browsing habits. Are you a gooner?

      • Nicktheyid December 7, 2016 at 9:37 pm

        I can promise you I’m not

  • Shane December 7, 2016 at 7:42 pm

    08.45

  • yidiot abroad December 7, 2016 at 7:40 pm

    first goal 09.00

  • spurs108 December 7, 2016 at 7:37 pm

    Lloris (C); Walker, Dier, Vertonghen, Rose; Winks, Wanyama; Eriksen, Dele, Son; Kane.

    No one can claim we will be throwing this game ///back spurs to win – easy money

  • SeattleSpursGuy December 7, 2016 at 7:37 pm

    #THFC team: Lloris (C); Walker, Dier, Vertonghen, Rose; Winks, Wanyama; Eriksen, Dele, Son; Kane. #COYS

    • SeattleSpursGuy December 7, 2016 at 7:37 pm

      Subs: Vorm, Alderweireld, Wimmer, Dembele, Sissoko, Nkoudou, Onomah.

  • SeattleSpursGuy December 7, 2016 at 7:36 pm

    First goal at 68:33