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Tactically Tone Deaf

By The Boy -

It wasn’t much fun to watch, so let’s not waste too much time looking for the secret of the pyramids, we ain’t gonna find it here.

The first half we were building, building, building but ultimately built nothing. This was a game that badly needed a goal from someone, anyone before halftime blew, just to remind everyone what the object of the exercise was.

Everyone looked lively. but achieved nothing of note. Aside from Wanyama.

Wanyama must be making Sissoko feel uncomfortable. Here we have two Premier League players who moved within the same league, one is pretty much an instant stalwart and the other one is shit.

Can you guess who is who?

The second half, Bayer rejigged themselves tactically and left Poch speechless.

Critically we lost a grip on the game.

The Son/Lamela/Dele axis turned into something not too dissimilar from the opening titles of The Banana Splits.

Bizarrely, the gaffer decided to remove Janssen from the field of play, when it was the bumbling and bungling of the Three Amigos that was the blockage.

I’m nervous about warming to Vinny, but warming I am. To hell with it. He strikes me a decent type with lots of very positive characteristics about him.

I don’t just hope he will come good, I really think he will.

Before that happens, Poch will have to find one of his myriad plans that actually works.

Here’s a tip, mate – try and reenact the one you used against City.

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