Whilst entitled naysayers mope and moan about comparatively unimportant issues at Spurs, such as having a home stadium and the transfer policy, true fans who get behind the team, opposed to get in its way will rejoice at the news that our expert scouts are very much on the case.
The future is very bright indeed!
If you’ve recently undergone a lobotomy.
The Daily Mail tell us that in the midst of all the myriad stupidities being endured, that we are monitoring Brentford’s Ollie Watkins and Blackburn’s Bradley Dack.
Let that statement of intent just sink in.
A premium match day experience that you’ve waited the best part of two seasons to happen, you’ve shelled out hundreds of pounds for your ticket, travel and Artisan Inspired nosebag and as your eyes scan the back of the programme you see we’re fielding two men who in an equal and fair world, should be working in a Homebase – with a closing down soon banner above it’s front door.
If either of these plinths ever amount to anything credible in the game I hereby promise to go full nutter and join the Labour Party.
Oh come on, it’s just a transfer rumour. Lighten up.
So why haven’t we been linked with anyone good in the last few years?
Because the word is out, and the jig is up.
We don’t pay the going rate and when we do spend, it’s within the confines of surreal HP agreements one would expect to find in some dystopian science fiction story about the sale of second hand washing machines.
Cretin, charalatan, dolt etc etc…