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Spurs Invisible Midfield XI vs PSV

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Tottenham Hotspur host PSV in matchday 4 of European Champions League on Tuesday 6th November, 8:00pm at Wembley Stadium.

Spurs are winless in five CL matches (D2 L3), our longest ever winless run in a major European competition.

Group B currently looks like this:

 

 

 

Which effectively requires Spurs to have a talent transplant in order to continue meaningfully in the competition.

3rd place redirects us towards the insanity of the Europa League.

I’d prefer 4th spot and an opportunity to regroup against Crystal Palace, because I’m a rational person.

If you wish to invent scenarios whereby we are ‘still very much in this’, be my guest – on someone else’s wall.

Poch is not phased by an early exit, telling the BBC: “When you are competitive at that level, if you are not good enough, if you are not clinical, or defend poorly like in the last minute in the Inter Milan game… If you don’t deserve to go, it’s disappointing but not embarrassing.”

OUR XI: Gazzaniga, Aurier, Alderweireld, Sanchez, Davies, Winks, Eriksen, Dele, Lucas, Son, Kane (C).

No midfield.

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Tappaspur
Tappaspur
5 years ago
Reply to  Harry Hotspur

Not worried about a million a week in the slightest. TV money ain’t going down (ever) only up. The bottom aint falling out of this market. I worry more about our left back.

Harry Hotspur
Harry Hotspur
4 years ago
Reply to  Tappaspur

Soon to be peanuts debt.

Dear me.

Tappaspur
Tappaspur
4 years ago
Reply to  Tappaspur

*”Pipe out passion

Willie!
Willie!
4 years ago
Reply to  Accy

Yeah, I mean he must be total dogshit if he plays 3 games in a week and only scores two and assists one.

Tappaspur
Tappaspur
4 years ago
Reply to  East Stand

You could look at it like that. I’m not. Tired of it. C’mon TOTTENHAM PLAYERS! Oh and I’m not worried in the slightest about the soon to be relatively peanuts debt. Not gonna waste my worry on whether we’re gonna bring in real quality in the summer either. gonna go support the team when I can. Have a scream and a shout and give my emotions free reign. Pipe outor passion. Thats what its all about remember.

Tappaspur
Tappaspur
4 years ago

“The metric system? check out the brains on braad 🙂

Is Gascoigne gonna have a crac
Is Gascoigne gonna have a crac
4 years ago
Reply to  Tappaspur

Lovely.

Lilywhite without the II
Lilywhite without the II
4 years ago
Reply to  Accy

harsh….another burnt out player..

Is Gascoigne gonna have a crac
Is Gascoigne gonna have a crac
4 years ago

We really are Arsenal 5 years ago.

Arsenal with cheese. Arsenal Royale.

Tappaspur
Tappaspur
4 years ago

Me remember. West upper.

Is Gascoigne gonna have a crac
Is Gascoigne gonna have a crac
4 years ago

Yes. Its going to plan.

Elevenstonedidiots
Elevenstonedidiots
4 years ago

None of them can

MrChickenHead
MrChickenHead
4 years ago

Them and Us.

Aussie in Switzerland
Aussie in Switzerland
4 years ago

I grew up surfing in every place the last 4 attacks happened, especially the latest one. Farrk, we even used to paddle the river, dodging prawn trawlers at dusk

Al
Al
4 years ago

We’re not a very good football team anymore

baz
baz
4 years ago
Reply to  Mad Carew

If you were a quadraplegic Dracula you could deal with crosses better than he

Is Gascoigne gonna have a crac
Is Gascoigne gonna have a crac
4 years ago
Reply to  Accy

Wembley in the Europa. What was tonights attendance? Subtract 20,000.
Deep sigh

MrChickenHead
MrChickenHead
4 years ago
Reply to  MrChickenHead

Lamela = wedding vege?

Accy
Accy
4 years ago
Reply to  Accy

(like Saddam)

East Stand
East Stand
5 years ago
Reply to  East Stand

etc…etc…etc…

Aussie in Switzerland
Aussie in Switzerland
4 years ago
Reply to  MrChickenHead

Really. I come from Ballina. No shit

Cabspur
Cabspur
5 years ago
Reply to  Tappaspur

Yeah Davies has been utter gash lately .

Mad Carew
Mad Carew
4 years ago
Reply to  Mad Carew

Back in Europa

Is Gascoigne gonna have a crac
Is Gascoigne gonna have a crac
4 years ago
Reply to  Mad Carew

Cos we are a circus

YidinExile
YidinExile
4 years ago

😆😆

baz
baz
4 years ago
Reply to  Mad Carew

Hope, that cruelest of mistresses

Lilywhite without the II
Lilywhite without the II
4 years ago

or prat

baz
baz
4 years ago

Hope she’s not a nice lady

baz
baz
4 years ago
Reply to  Mad Carew

Boooo

Accy
Accy
4 years ago
Reply to  Limerick AL.

for Dele

Accy
Accy
4 years ago

Agreed.

Accy
Accy
4 years ago
Reply to  Mad Carew

*squib.

Squids are already damp.

Mad Carew
Mad Carew
4 years ago

If you had 2 prosthetic legs you would cross better !

Mad Carew
Mad Carew
4 years ago
Reply to  Sid Trotter

We’re only a couple of goals away from being in front.

MrChickenHead
MrChickenHead
4 years ago
Reply to  Limerick AL.

Coco for Dele or Son.

baz
baz
4 years ago
Reply to  legoverlass

I think Poch is juggling players on minutes played on previous matches

Accy
Accy
4 years ago
Reply to  Eddie

I think at the end of all time Levy will be found in a hole in the ground with tins of spaghetti hoops, a burner, and a couple of guns.

Is Gascoigne gonna have a crac
Is Gascoigne gonna have a crac
4 years ago

*ouroboros

The Tottinghams
The Tottinghams
4 years ago
Reply to  Accy

Are you North Korean?

Mad Carew
Mad Carew
4 years ago
Reply to  Eddie

I think he’s scouting that £52m player the Media are on about.

baz
baz
4 years ago
Reply to  Eddie

Defo not on a non-current asset

Is Gascoigne gonna have a crac
Is Gascoigne gonna have a crac
5 years ago
Reply to  Accy

Both of em will work…

East Stand
East Stand
4 years ago
Reply to  Accy

lol

East Stand
East Stand
4 years ago
Reply to  dilly

Bargain bucket French players? Levy, without question….

Limerick AL.
Limerick AL.
5 years ago

All you can do is laugh.

baz
baz
4 years ago

This is a great performance. We are going out while making it look as if we are genuinely going for the points.

Mad Carew
Mad Carew
4 years ago

1-1

Mad Carew
Mad Carew
4 years ago

Jeez

Lilywhite without the II
Lilywhite without the II
4 years ago

shower….

Mad Carew
Mad Carew
4 years ago

With game changers on the Spurs Bench like Sissoko, Skip, Lamela & Llorente, PSV must feel they have a Mountain to climb tonight.
3-1 unless we’re cynical, then it’s 5-1.

Limerick AL.
Limerick AL.
4 years ago

If Spurs win then so will Internationale, you all know this will happen.

PlayitagainSamways
PlayitagainSamways
4 years ago

Perfect start. Nice and uphill all the way

Tappaspur
Tappaspur
4 years ago

Red star bel. 🙂 🙂 brilliant

Is Gascoigne gonna have a crac
Is Gascoigne gonna have a crac
4 years ago

We’re consentrating on Palace so we can get top 4 and do it all again.

Oreborus

Eddie
Eddie
5 years ago

Our corners and crosses into the area have been poor tonight.

Eddie
Eddie
5 years ago

He’d never spend 52M on a player.

Elevenstonedidiots
Elevenstonedidiots
4 years ago

We should be f*cked out of the competition anyway for that turd of a playing surface. Laughing stock.

Mad Carew
Mad Carew
4 years ago

Spurs turning the screw early

Elevenstonedidiots
Elevenstonedidiots
4 years ago

Good. The players are on message. They dont want ropey league either.

The Tottinghams
The Tottinghams
4 years ago

Austin Power’s Dad was right when he said
“There are only two things I can’t stand in this world. People who are intolerant of other people’s cultures… and the Dutch”.

I am saying this while watching the match from our place in The Hague with my Dutch wife

Cabspur
Cabspur
4 years ago

Tip marking ali

Is Gascoigne gonna have a crac
Is Gascoigne gonna have a crac
4 years ago

Its going well. How many people have given Levy money tonight?

Is Gascoigne gonna have a crac
Is Gascoigne gonna have a crac
4 years ago

Who remember Bale storming through Inter at the Lane?
That was a football club.

Lilywhite without the II
Lilywhite without the II
5 years ago

game on ….come on Kane..

Accy
Accy
5 years ago

FFS take SOn off and sell the flipper

Accy
Accy
4 years ago

Sell Son.

MrChickenHead
MrChickenHead
4 years ago

rubbish

MrChickenHead
MrChickenHead
4 years ago

MrChickenHead November 6, 2018 at 10:31 pm
Saw that, weird huh.

dilly
dilly
4 years ago
Reply to  East Stand

So we are blaming Levy or Poch for this misguided purchase (Aurier) who struggles to control and cross a ball with any semblance of comfort?1

Elevenstonedidiots
Elevenstonedidiots
5 years ago

We cant cross the ball to save our lives so theres probably no point in sending on the big Spanish lump

Mad Carew
Mad Carew
4 years ago

Moura was effective, crazy sub

Mad Carew
Mad Carew
4 years ago

Double chance

Accy
Accy
4 years ago

If aiming at the goal keeper scored you a goal we’d be 3-1 up.

Elevenstonedidiots
Elevenstonedidiots
4 years ago

We should buy their goalie

Mad Carew
Mad Carew
4 years ago

1/1 Tottenham 5/2 PSV 11/4
Current odds Bet 365

Accy
Accy
5 years ago

Great run. no cigar

Lilywhite without the II
Lilywhite without the II
4 years ago

ohh dear…..crowd has woken up a bit though..

Accy
Accy
4 years ago

Everything breaks down with Son atm

Lilywhite without the II
Lilywhite without the II
5 years ago

such a shame he can’t finish….great runner..

YidinExile
YidinExile
4 years ago
Reply to  Limerick AL.

Good time for it then

East Stand
East Stand
4 years ago
Reply to  dilly

What does all this mean?

Accy
Accy
4 years ago

bums on seats

East Stand
East Stand
4 years ago
Reply to  Tappaspur

All we need now is some decent signings for you to go and watch, with the stadium debt etc the might need to continue giving tickets away to fill the place up!!

East Stand
East Stand
4 years ago
Reply to  East Stand

Useless and toothless with Salah a pale imitation of the player he was last season, VanDyke sadly not having the desired effect of improving their defence in Belgrade despite costing over 80m from Saints. A woeful performance given the level of investment, Klopp useless…

dilly
dilly
4 years ago
Reply to  dilly

Barca already qualified to the k/o stages.

MrChickenHead
MrChickenHead
4 years ago

No surf in Botany Bay either I have to go to Maroubra for Surf, no good for the kids there though, there was another attack this morning up in Ballina.

dilly
dilly
4 years ago
Reply to  dilly

Poch looked pretty cheesed off.
HT: Poch should have made a triple subs: On Lamela (who actually did nothing when he came on), Skipp for Eriksen and Llorente for Alli should have all come on.

Tappaspur
Tappaspur
4 years ago
Reply to  Accy

Davies rubbish. Aurier ain’t.

MrChickenHead
MrChickenHead
5 years ago
Reply to  MrChickenHead

Opps that’s weird, wrong place. Sorry.

Sid Trotter
Sid Trotter
5 years ago
Reply to  Limerick AL.

He he hehe

Is Gascoigne gonna have a crac
Is Gascoigne gonna have a crac
4 years ago
Reply to  MrChickenHead

The weird results courtesy of BT sports.

Is Gascoigne gonna have a crac
Is Gascoigne gonna have a crac
5 years ago

*#progress

Is Gascoigne gonna have a crac
Is Gascoigne gonna have a crac
4 years ago
Reply to  Accy

They’ve got the most expensive array of attacking talent on earth though. We’ve got Lucas. Sing hosanna!!

Accy
Accy
5 years ago
Reply to  MrChickenHead

*To Fleece

Is Gascoigne gonna have a crac
Is Gascoigne gonna have a crac
4 years ago
Reply to  Accy

Its only PSV I spose

Is Gascoigne gonna have a crac
Is Gascoigne gonna have a crac
4 years ago

Bargain basement Ligue 1

MrChickenHead
MrChickenHead
4 years ago
Reply to  MrChickenHead

Monaco 0-4, the look on Nacer Chadli’s face 😭

MrChickenHead
MrChickenHead
4 years ago

To Earn Is To Do.

Is Gascoigne gonna have a crac
Is Gascoigne gonna have a crac
4 years ago

Its the mid 90’s!

Accy
Accy
4 years ago

To be fair, this is exactly what Guardiola did against us first game of last season.

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