Date: 16th August 2017 at 10:42am
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The Daily Mail told us yesterday that Davinson was playing up. That the boy wasn’t training.

My head’s in a spin with so many back pages quoting so many inaccurate numbers for players. However the the difference between a player training and not training is pretty stark.

“Tottenham target Davinson Sanchez turned up at Ajax’s training ground on Tuesday but is understood to have informed coaches that he did not wish to train.

The 21-year-old instead did work in the gym while his teammates trained outside and met with Ajax supporters as he departed in his car.”

Was his car made in the same factory as the Hair Bear Bunch’s moped?

If Sanchez is coming to Spurs, then kudos to the guy for not going on strike. You had my curiosity, but now you have my attention.

 
Comments
  • Aside from cerebrospinal fluid, what's on your mind?

  • McG ⚽⚽ August 16, 2017 at 12:27 pm

    In other news, Daniel craig has agreed to play bond again and Rick Flare remains stable but critical after surgery.

    • Camus August 16, 2017 at 12:28 pm

      They need to finish Bond. It’s so tired. Haven’t they run out of books now and are just making them up?

      • UnkleTaff August 16, 2017 at 12:30 pm

        They ran out of books ages ago. What they should do is reboot the franchise and try to be more faithful to Fleming’s original stories.

        • Aussie in Switzerland August 16, 2017 at 12:33 pm

          Craig is the worst Bond ever…..and the writers are now scared to portray Bond as he was first written, a womanising root rat.

          • Camus August 16, 2017 at 12:44 pm

            They obviously can’t do that now – think of the meltdown.
            But I just think it’s had it’s day in general. It was already struggling through the Brosnan years but The Bourne Trilogy finished it off in the spy genre and it’s never recovered.

    • UnkleTaff August 16, 2017 at 12:29 pm

      Good. He needs to put right the damage he (and everyone else in the production team) did in the car crash that was Spectre.

  • ronwol196061 August 16, 2017 at 12:05 pm

    Im going downstairs to have breakfast
    When I return I want to see the 2 mil on the table
    If its not on the table Ill know we wont be getting any new players
    if it is,Ill know we will (maybe one from leyton Orient)

    • McG ⚽⚽ August 16, 2017 at 12:23 pm

      I think we’ll be gunning for the title once we done our business.

      • Camus August 16, 2017 at 12:30 pm

        Depends who comes in, McG. If it’s Sanchez, Barkley and 1 other respectable one, I’d agree.

        • UnkleTaff August 16, 2017 at 12:32 pm

          I’ve (more than) a sneaky suspicion that we’ll be looking back at our business at the end of the window with a great deal of satisfaction.

          • 61SpursNut🌰 August 16, 2017 at 12:34 pm

            Is that after we’ve looked up the table at Everton, Stoke et al? 🤣

            • UnkleTaff August 16, 2017 at 12:39 pm

              Good to know at least someone’s paying attention.

          • Aussie in Switzerland August 16, 2017 at 12:35 pm

            Still annoying that new signings would not have had a preseason with us……every point counts

            • 61SpursNut🌰 August 16, 2017 at 12:36 pm

              We’ve won ’em all so far.

  • McG ⚽⚽ August 16, 2017 at 12:03 pm

    Wonder if Toffees will give Citeh a run for their money on Monday eve? Gylfi debut & Wooney wanting to stick it to em. Be interesting I recon..

    • UnkleTaff August 16, 2017 at 12:05 pm

      No chance. Monday will be a massive wake-up call for anyone who thinks Everton will be achieving anything this year.

      Having said that, I think we’ll do well to finish above them.

      • mattspurs August 16, 2017 at 12:08 pm

        Everton still need a goalscorer

        • David Dillenberg August 16, 2017 at 12:19 pm

          Lookman?

        • McG ⚽⚽ August 16, 2017 at 12:24 pm

          They bought Wooney, Sandro and Ciggie, they’ll score goals.

      • Sexy Beast August 16, 2017 at 12:19 pm

        Dear oh dear Taff!
        Best get down the bookies and back spurs to win the league 🤣

        • David Dillenberg August 16, 2017 at 12:20 pm

          Odds were 12-1 come tumbling down after we beat Chelski!

      • Rich G🙄 August 16, 2017 at 12:31 pm

        Lol

  • LowerEdBoy August 16, 2017 at 11:59 am

    Levy just get the deal done FFS. Conte & Zidane are on there way over if you don’t get this deal Done .Apparently we are going to receive 5 Million from the Siggy transfer to Everton

  • caveman August 16, 2017 at 11:57 am

    If prices keep on rising for players and admission prices, grounds will be empty of ordinary supporters, just cheese room boofs.

  • Elevenstonedidiots August 16, 2017 at 11:52 am

    I won’t be believing any more rumours from you, Glady’s or anyone else until I see them on Football Transfer Whispers, Sky Sports.

    • David Dillenberg August 16, 2017 at 11:53 am

      Headline: “After spending nothing all summer, Tottenham Hotspur is preparing a £90 million transfer frenzy”
      Really?

      • ronwol196061 August 16, 2017 at 11:55 am

        Of course there is a 90 mil transfer frenzy and maybe even more
        Theres at least 90 mil there with Rose and Dier

        • David Dillenberg August 16, 2017 at 11:59 am

          Given the chance I would be at Old Trafford now swapping Rose and Dier for Martial and Shaw!

          • ronwol196061 August 16, 2017 at 12:00 pm

            What a move!

    • Harry Hotspur August 16, 2017 at 11:54 am

      Transfer Whispers – shoot me in the fucking head.

      • Sexy Beast August 16, 2017 at 12:21 pm

        😡🔫

  • OrganicPaper August 16, 2017 at 11:51 am

    if you add all numbers together, i.e 1+2+3+4+5+6+7…etc until infinity you get the answer 1 twelfth (its actually true, look it up). I just found this out and now I understand Levy’s transfer policy. Players actually equal less than they are worth

    • ronwol196061 August 16, 2017 at 11:59 am

      Dont read this!!!!!! Its a psychological plot by Levy to keep any fan busy till the end of the window

      • OrganicPaper August 16, 2017 at 1:45 pm

        Oops you got me there. My wig must have slipped.
        Yours DL

  • ronwol196061 August 16, 2017 at 11:50 am

    By the way dont know this Diop is pretty average I think

  • gloster1861 August 16, 2017 at 11:45 am

    Gonna visit my doctor.

    “What’s wrong?”

    “I support Spurs.”

    “Here’s 2 weeks supply of Valium.”

    • ronwol196061 August 16, 2017 at 11:47 am

      “if that doesnt work,Jump!”

    • baz August 16, 2017 at 11:52 am

      Back in the 90’s they were perscribing cyanide free of charge.
      That’s progess for you.

  • ronwol196061 August 16, 2017 at 11:39 am

    I woke up this morning and literally ran for News Now to see what has transpired.

    Bastards.

    • gloster1861 August 16, 2017 at 11:43 am

      Nothing multipled by 1,000,000 rumours still equals zero.

      • ronwol196061 August 16, 2017 at 11:45 am

        Zero sum game

    • David Dillenberg August 16, 2017 at 11:38 am

      Spot the spectators!

  • ronwol196061 August 16, 2017 at 11:36 am

    Ive never seen so much fucking drama with nothing happening in my life.

    • ronwol196061 August 16, 2017 at 11:38 am

      Infact Im not sure if there is a lot happening or nothing happening.
      Can somebody clarify this for me. Maybe both of these thesis are wrong

      • gloster1861 August 16, 2017 at 11:42 am

        Smoke and mirrors. Now you see him, now you don’t. A Hall of Mirrors means no one knows where the real Levy is standing!

        • ronwol196061 August 16, 2017 at 11:44 am

          I hope he loses himself and doesnt come back

      • AccringtonSpurs August 16, 2017 at 11:44 am

        Supposedly we are €10m apart. We’ve offered €40m they want €50m.

        The player wants us tho.

        • ronwol196061 August 16, 2017 at 11:46 am

          Levy is bough to drop it to make it 12 million apart

          • ronwol196061 August 16, 2017 at 11:46 am

            bound

    • gloster1861 August 16, 2017 at 11:40 am

      The new stadium is being constructed with three waiting rooms outside Levy’s office.

  • Harry Hotspur August 16, 2017 at 11:29 am

    Devonshirespur

    Sanchez ‘IS Training’

    At the though of becoming one of Levys under paid slaves, the player fled to Syria to undergo Islamic extremist training. An understandable reaction, surprised Rose hasnt considered it.

    HAhahahahahhahahahhaha

    • John Flynn August 16, 2017 at 11:32 am

      is this confirmed or just tabloid bullshit? he is, IS trained then surely hes worth more

  • OrganicPaper August 16, 2017 at 11:28 am

    Ajax are the definition of a selling club. Thats how they survive, its what they do. Only Levy could manage to bugger up this deal. The lad wants to come, simple. Ajax WILL sell him, unless Levy does the same old ‘negotiating’ he always does and manages to turn a done deal into a dead duck. Quak Quak

    • mattspurs August 16, 2017 at 11:59 am

      I think Ajax are leaking the stuff about our offer hoping larger ones come in

      • ronwol196061 August 16, 2017 at 12:01 pm

        and why not

        • mattspurs August 16, 2017 at 12:06 pm

          If Rose goes it’ll be to Man U for Shaw + cash or Martial.
          Chelsea bidding £70m sets up the premise of Rose’s value and lets them overvalue Shaw to save face. City are bonkers but surely even they wouldn’t spend £70m on Rose after spending £50m on Mendy?

          • ronwol196061 August 16, 2017 at 12:07 pm

            Call me when its over.Ive had enough

  • ronwol196061 August 16, 2017 at 11:28 am
  • Nick August 16, 2017 at 11:26 am

    If poch can tune Walker into a £50m player & Rose into a £70m player imagine what could be done with players of a younger age with real genuine potential.Just pay up for Sanchez,foyth & sessegnon & lets push on

  • ronwol196061 August 16, 2017 at 11:20 am

    Levy to Poch.
    “Im flying over to Holland today”

    Poch
    “Great”

    Levy flies to see Ajax chairman
    ” So lets discuss Sanchez D”

    “Ok lets”

    ” well we are interested in him,not that interested,but interested”

    “ok”

    “How much he is he?”

    “Well 25 mil is out of the question we need more”

    “Ill take him for “18 million”

    “Mr Levy Im too busy please,Conte is on the way”

    “Ok 17.5 million”

    “Mr Levy even 25 mil wasnt enough”

    “So how much do you want?”

    “27 million”

    “Ok Ill offer 17.8 million”

    “Mr Levy can you get me Poch on the phone”

    “OK 18 million”

    “piss off”

    “Poch…The chairman of Ajax wants to speak to you/kn

    “Oh hello Mr Pochettino you know that we dont want to take less than 27 mil”

    “Wrap him up we’ll take him”

    “Bur Mr levy said…”

    “The mans a schmuck1′

    • David Dillenberg August 16, 2017 at 11:21 am

      Ron, sounds like a Jackie Mason sketch!

      • ronwol196061 August 16, 2017 at 12:06 pm

        I sold Jackie some of my best material. Wait think it was 2 and a half yards of polyester microfibre

  • David Dillenberg August 16, 2017 at 11:18 am

    Good Morning.
    Have we signed anybody yet? (comes pregnant pause).
    No, ok.

    Back this eve.

  • Pete August 16, 2017 at 11:13 am

    Sounds like another mercenary. I don’t know why Spurs always go for these mercenary players, with poor lazy attitudes – Adebayor, Paulinho, Saido Berahino, Sissoko. Spurs will only be stung by them, when a bigger club comes in with more money.

    • Harry Hotspur August 16, 2017 at 11:17 am

      Pete, are you a card carrying member of the BNP?

      • ronwol196061 August 16, 2017 at 11:25 am

        Hahaha it wasnt that thinly veiled!!

        • Harry Hotspur August 16, 2017 at 11:28 am

          #BlackedUpLivesMatter

          • ronwol196061 August 16, 2017 at 11:30 am

            I thought merceneries were the white boys that went over there to protect the dictators but maybe Im wrong

  • AccringtonSpurs August 16, 2017 at 11:12 am

    Can see this being done at around €45m.

    If nothing else it shows we are prepared to break the £30m ceiling of previous windows.

    • baz August 16, 2017 at 11:23 am

      More pain is on the horizon

  • UnkleTaff August 16, 2017 at 11:11 am

    “When Daniel Levy was on his rescue mission at Rose’s home after the Sun’s brain damaging interview, Chelsea’s name came up and the 27 year old made it very clear that he hates Chelsea from a football fans’ perspective, telling Levy that the Blues weren’t an option.”

    If ever you want to get back into your supporters’ good books this is a very good way of going about it.

    Good on yer, Danny.

    • caveman August 16, 2017 at 11:14 am

      “When Daniel Levy was on his rescue mission at Rose’s home after the Sun’s brain damaging interview, Chelsea’s name came up and the 27 year old made it very clear that he hates Chelsea from a football fans’ perspective, telling Levy that the Blues weren’t an option.”

      How true is this statement and who repeated it, certainly not Levy!

    • Harry Hotspur August 16, 2017 at 11:17 am

      That’ll never happen on my watch 😆

  • Devonshirespur August 16, 2017 at 10:56 am

    Sanchez ‘IS Training’

    At the though of becoming one of Levys under paid slaves, the player fled to Syria to undergo Islamic extremist training. An understandable reaction, surprised Rose hasnt considered it.

  • Sid Trotter August 16, 2017 at 10:51 am

    Hello. My name is Davidson and I want to play with you

    • baz August 16, 2017 at 10:52 am

      You’re on it then.

    • Harry Hotspur August 16, 2017 at 11:19 am

      We have sausage rolls.

      Let’s speaks.

      • McG ⚽⚽ August 16, 2017 at 11:59 am

        Levy offering sausage rolls? Not too sure about that one!

  • John Flynn August 16, 2017 at 10:50 am

    Thirsty ..

    for some signings that is

  • baz August 16, 2017 at 10:50 am

    Yes!!!!