Spurs are now linked with a player whose name sounds like a character from Wayne’s World.
Hee-Chan Hwang is just the latest transfer target for Tottenham Hotspur (Themed Shopping Malls Enfield Ltd) according to the Evening Standard.
Hee-Chan Hwang has got to be right up there with Tokyo Sexwhale on the crazy football name-o-meter.
Although in South Korea, who knows, something as dull as ‘Gavin Brookmead’ might have people rolling of the floor, in fits of giggles.
It’s cultural thing.
The Salzburg ace has won the Austrian Bundesliga title for the last two seasons, although he’s not been particularly influential this term, having made just 9 league appearances.
What I find most bizarre here, is that this chap is 22 years old and yet has only score 29 league goals in his entire career.
Also, with no disrespect to the good people of Austria, what are Spurs doing rummaging about in a footballing backwater, looking at frankly mediocre talent, again?
If this is rumour is of genuine substance, then I may need a lie down.
Is this what Levy expects fans to shell out colossal ticket money to watch?
No thanks, mate!