The 3rd shirt has landed and for those of you want to wanting to like Nigel Farage in an airport Wetherspoons on his way to Ibiza, your time is now.
Responses online were predictably mixed. ‘It looks like a box of Milk Tray’, ‘No identity, no soul.’ cried another. Most fans appeared to like it with one declaring ‘F___ it take my money now.’
One recurring niggle was the cost, particularly in relation to the kid’s version. In other news, rain is wet.
In other news, Crystal Palace are preparing to appoint Roy Hodgson as manager after sacking Frank de Boer while Sam Allardyce ruled out a potential return to the club.
West Ham fans are apparently in raptures after defeating Huddersfield town. And Liverpool are appealing the length of Sado Mane’s ban. Which should be an interesting pitch.
Frank Lampard has told the Evening Standard that Christian Eriksen is good enough to fill the void at Tottenham left by Dele Alli.
A bag of Cheesy Wotsits could fill the void at Tottenham left by Dele Alli.