Date: 12th September 2017 at 1:51pm
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The 3rd shirt has landed and for those of you want to wanting  to like Nigel Farage in an airport Wetherspoons on his way to Ibiza, your time is now.

Responses online were predictably mixed. ‘It looks like a box of Milk Tray’, ‘No identity, no soul.’ cried another. Most fans appeared to like it with one declaring ‘F___ it take my money now.’

One recurring niggle was the cost, particularly in relation to the kid’s version. In other news, rain is wet.


In other news, Crystal Palace are preparing to appoint Roy Hodgson as manager after sacking Frank de Boer while Sam Allardyce ruled out a potential return to the club.

West Ham fans are apparently in raptures after defeating Huddersfield town. And Liverpool are appealing the length of Sado Mane’s ban. Which should be an interesting pitch.


Frank Lampard has told the Evening Standard that Christian Eriksen is good enough to fill the void at Tottenham left by Dele Alli.

A bag of Cheesy Wotsits could fill the void at Tottenham left by Dele Alli.

 
Comments
  • Aside from cerebrospinal fluid, what's on your mind?

  • SpurAndy 🍒π September 12, 2017 at 3:20 pm

    Don’t care what the kit looks like as long as it hasn’t got any red in it (I’m turning a blind eye to the sponsor name). I’m probably wrong (usually am) but back in the old days didn’t they just have two kits? The main one was blue shorts and white shirts which you could wear home or away if it didn’t clash with the home team and a second kit which was used away when necessary. If that didn’t happen then I’d like to propose it now.

  • Aussie in Switzerland September 12, 2017 at 3:19 pm

    I will do my usual shop in Saigon in November……”what, no Spurs shirts, and you only have XXXS”…..

  • Spurs est_1882 September 12, 2017 at 3:06 pm

    I don’t mind the 3rd kit – our black one was nicer. Who would you pick in the spot instead of Alli?

  • Gus September 12, 2017 at 2:51 pm

    I liked the black kit we had a couple years ago as a third; either that or light blue would have been preferable but whatever

  • is Gascoigne gonna have a crack? September 12, 2017 at 2:47 pm

    It would make a lovely plush interior to a jewelry box. I SAID JEWELRY! Not jewery…. before I get banned for anti Semitism.

  • Caspurs♿️ September 12, 2017 at 2:43 pm

    That kit looks like H has vomited his blackcurrant coulis all over it.

  • legendary greavesy September 12, 2017 at 2:40 pm

    In Afl footy if they get reported the tribunal panel gives its ban they can appeal but if they lose then they get an extra ban. Should do same in UK shut Mr Theatrical the fuck up !!!

    • Sexy Beast September 12, 2017 at 2:43 pm

      Who is Me Theatrical?

      • legendary greavesy September 12, 2017 at 2:44 pm

        KLopp

        • Sexy Beast September 12, 2017 at 3:01 pm

          Ahhhhh

  • Caspurs♿️ September 12, 2017 at 2:36 pm

    If Pooh can’t see it was a red card (IT WAS!) and they appeal it, then I hope the FA add a further one game ban.

  • gus September 12, 2017 at 2:35 pm

    Abandoning the de Boer project after 4 games and replacing him with Woy. Now that’s vision

    • caveman September 12, 2017 at 2:40 pm

      Yeah, it’s painful.

    • legendary greavesy September 12, 2017 at 2:41 pm

      20 / 20

  • gus September 12, 2017 at 2:34 pm

    Panama Paul
    Toby & Christian look uber excited to be modelling it.
    Maybe the New Destination will be called Cadbury’s Lane?

    Toby was thinking “where the fark is my money?”

  • Tottenham central September 12, 2017 at 2:28 pm

    I think its about time our grown kids bought us a fucking kit!

  • is Gascoigne gonna have a crack? September 12, 2017 at 2:23 pm

    30 quid for a pair of shorts, 60 for a top, minimum of plus 11 mill net spend. Glory Glory Tottenham Hotspur. Bend over….thaaaaats it….

    • mikespurs September 12, 2017 at 2:27 pm

      Well if it wasnt for the overpriced gear, we’d only get 1mil net spend

      • is Gascoigne gonna have a crack? September 12, 2017 at 2:34 pm

        Add to cart: home strip, away strip, 3rd strip, bobble hat, mug(not me, but yes, me) training top, mini football, mini strips for the car, slippers, towel……that’s birthday and Christmas. Now we can buy Draxler?

  • Panama Paul September 12, 2017 at 2:22 pm

    Toby & Christian look uber excited to be modelling it.

    Maybe the New Destination will be called Cadbury’s Lane?

    • mikespurs September 12, 2017 at 2:24 pm

      Is that like cadbury eggs? My favorite part of easter

      • Panama Paul September 12, 2017 at 2:31 pm

        No, not really. More as in the expression “taking a stroll up Cadbury’s Lane”

  • mikespurs September 12, 2017 at 2:19 pm

    My eyes are always sore after watching that man try to play football

    • legendary greavesy September 12, 2017 at 2:20 pm

      Now in Cadbury purple — Real smooth and silky

      • Panama Paul September 12, 2017 at 2:23 pm

        Just so long as it’s not Voilet Crumble at the Bernabau.

        • Panama Paul September 12, 2017 at 2:23 pm

          Violet, even

  • Panama Paul September 12, 2017 at 2:16 pm

    Chic camo for the fashion conscious LGBTQi Spurs fan. A little bit too Tinky Winky methinks.

    • East Stand September 12, 2017 at 2:18 pm

      Which will work equally well when the middle aged chaps with a fondness for fried chicken buy the knock down ones in June.

  • East Stand September 12, 2017 at 2:10 pm

    Third kit, give a shit?

    More shameless money spinning consumerism by a top football club…

    • Panama Paul September 12, 2017 at 2:19 pm

      Think of all those exploited children Nike uses in South East Asia ….

      • legendary greavesy September 12, 2017 at 2:22 pm

        Does NIKE ???

      • mikespurs September 12, 2017 at 2:23 pm

        Will someone please think of the children!

        • Panama Paul September 12, 2017 at 2:26 pm

          Just Do It!

        • legendary greavesy September 12, 2017 at 2:27 pm

          What have a conscience in this consumerist world ????

  • modricbigtoe September 12, 2017 at 2:08 pm

    do they have a beer gut version?

    • East Stand September 12, 2017 at 2:12 pm

      A chocolate gut version? Now somebody’s mentioned Milk Tray I can’t see it any other way. Plus it’s boring…

      • East Stand September 12, 2017 at 2:13 pm

        No, it’s not Milk Tray is it, it’s Cadburys… Oh dear.

        • legendary greavesy September 12, 2017 at 2:14 pm

          Definitely designed for the ladies

          • East Stand September 12, 2017 at 2:15 pm

            Sissy will wear it enthusiastically…

            • legendary greavesy September 12, 2017 at 2:16 pm

              Sight for sore eyes

  • modricbigtoe September 12, 2017 at 2:07 pm

    who says that and this?

    • Tottenham central September 12, 2017 at 2:08 pm

      Them and they

      • modricbigtoe September 12, 2017 at 2:13 pm

        not not them and they surely not

  • Tottenham central September 12, 2017 at 2:04 pm

    Grandad. “Where do flys go when its raining? Beautiful

    • gloster1861 September 12, 2017 at 2:06 pm

      Where do they go when its windy? Like tonight.

  • legendary greavesy September 12, 2017 at 2:02 pm

    How the F– did Nigel get in on the act????

    • East Stand September 12, 2017 at 2:14 pm

      Go see UKIP’s colour scheme for the answer…

      • mikespurs September 12, 2017 at 2:15 pm

        Is they’re aura purple?

        • East Stand September 12, 2017 at 2:16 pm

          Yep, purple and yellow. Although theirs is a slightly lighter purple.

  • KrakowJosh September 12, 2017 at 1:55 pm

    Cadbury’s Buttons

  • legendary greavesy September 12, 2017 at 1:54 pm

    First for first time — Winner winner