Date: 13th September 2017 at 1:27pm
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Apologies for the ceasefire in second-rate blogs, please consider this as the abnormal service being resumed.

IT’S ONLY THE FLIPPIN’ CHAMPIONS LEAGUE!

Ahead of tonight’s whoppingly big game Poch told the press yesterday:

“It’s always a test, it’s always a challenge, because with Dortmund and Real Madrid and APOEL Nicosia – always difficult to play in Cyprus. But we are only thinking about trying to win tomorrow and trying to play well, to improve, because I think we need to improve.”

Real Madrid are going to have to fight, for their right, to party.

“To start well in the competition and get three points will be key to the future of course. It’s true that in theory Real Madrid first, then Dortmund, Tottenham and Apoel to compete to be second. That is in theory but football is not theory.”

This is a game that Pocheroonie needs to take very seriously. Let us never refer the previous fiascos again.

Spurs can win this, but Poch will need to be brave.

Does Poch do brave?

 
Comments
  • Aside from cerebrospinal fluid, what's on your mind?

  • ronwol196061🇨🇦 September 13, 2017 at 3:06 pm

    Blog nouveau

  • Spursy September 13, 2017 at 2:55 pm

    Hey, DUP is going to vote with Labour against government on NHS workers’ pay rises and tuition fees.

  • 61SpursNut🌰 September 13, 2017 at 2:47 pm

    • OrganicPaper September 13, 2017 at 2:48 pm

      HAHA! Love it

    • Spursy September 13, 2017 at 2:56 pm

      Lol
      Hey Nutty, you getting excited yet?

  • Spursy September 13, 2017 at 2:42 pm

    So excited. I think we’re going to win tonight. It’s going to be a night when everything just clicks. Cannot wait.
    COYS!!

  • Horndog September 13, 2017 at 2:33 pm

    I agree with Taff on starting Llorente. Let him be a target and Kane drive them crazy with his movement. Experienced CL guys like Llorente and Aurier will be invaluable. I’m out, back on the road again.

  • Sao Paulo Spurs September 13, 2017 at 2:24 pm

    ‘Tino needs to pick his best 11 whatever he thinks that is…
    We need to start being less reactive in everything the club does. The fiasco that was the transfer window is now over and we need to start performing on the pitch and winning things. A bad start will ultimately see us leave the competition early once again. This is the big boys league and we can’t keep our fingers crossed and hope another team does a favour later on in the competition.
    Let’s not kid ourselves… ‘Tino is under pressure this season and rightly so. He’s had enough time to put a team together capable of winning silverware.
    Forget about players believing in “the project”. If we win naff all this season those players will be off…

  • gus September 13, 2017 at 2:19 pm

    I imagine there is a lot of stuff the lovely Emily can get away with

    • ronwol196061🇨🇦 September 13, 2017 at 2:20 pm

      Score draw!

    • is Gascoigne gonna have a crack? September 13, 2017 at 2:21 pm

      Put some curtains up love…..?

      • Caspurs♿️ September 13, 2017 at 2:25 pm

        She has, I’m just waiting for her to open them..

      • OrganicPaper September 13, 2017 at 2:44 pm

        topical totty

  • Sexy Beast September 13, 2017 at 2:04 pm

    Poocharoonie? Had he just been done for drink driving?

    • stevo1987 September 13, 2017 at 2:19 pm

      Nope that was FuckWitaroonie,

  • Northstand Nutter September 13, 2017 at 2:01 pm

    Better to be smart than brave. Stick to what we do best. English sides that try to get cute in the CL usually get hammered. And then everyone says “why were we so naive?”

    • Camus September 13, 2017 at 2:16 pm

      I agree. Park the bus and hoist route 1 long balls up to Kane who can run around like a knackered pony. It’s the only way we’ll grab a draw.

      • gus September 13, 2017 at 2:19 pm

        We can lob them into Llorente as well

    • is Gascoigne gonna have a crack? September 13, 2017 at 2:25 pm

      Maybe we can get Charlie Adam in on loan and cleared to play and he can kick em all to bits.

  • Horndog September 13, 2017 at 1:58 pm

    Unleash Serge and Sanchez. Throw the Sergchez at ’em!

  • ronwol196061🇨🇦 September 13, 2017 at 1:53 pm

    Fot us to win Eriksen again has to be top notch.
    The defence us great,the attack too. We need Eriksen to thread the needle
    This will bring more greatness than anything else.
    We need to open tbe fuckers up and WE CAN

    • baz September 13, 2017 at 1:56 pm

      I’d drop Eriksen in favour of the creativity of Sissoko.

      • Northstand Nutter September 13, 2017 at 2:07 pm

        Yeah, Sissoko’s sublime touch is a sight to behold…

        • ronwol196061🇨🇦 September 13, 2017 at 2:21 pm

          The truth may not be that far away…Wait..it Might!

  • Caspurs♿️ September 13, 2017 at 1:52 pm

    I think we should be cautious at first, say until the 85th minute, and then unleash Janssen, oh wait he’s, ah yes thats right, phukit we’re doomed..

  • ronwol196061🇨🇦 September 13, 2017 at 1:43 pm

    Firing up players can have a positive or negative effect
    When you are in control you dont need to fire up so much.Tgats if you believe you have quality and more importantly if the players believe it otherwise its wannabees.
    I think we are beyond wanbabees ee need to believe we are top notch and not have to prove it. Just do the job we can

    • Harry Hotspur September 13, 2017 at 1:47 pm

      You bastard apologist!

      • ronwol196061🇨🇦 September 13, 2017 at 1:48 pm

        We are or we aint.

        We Are.

        • baz September 13, 2017 at 1:59 pm

          We’ll find out how good we are at the end of the group stage.

  • OrganicPaper September 13, 2017 at 1:40 pm

    Whats going on? No one has posted half naked ladies yet! What kind of blog is this??

    El Pocho’s bravery may well extend to a CL debut for the ‘monster’ Sanchez. Its going to be a very tough game though, hard to call it but what a way to break our so called ho-do tonight

    • Freund or Foe September 13, 2017 at 1:53 pm

      Don’t want to leave you disappointed, Org.

      • Caspurs♿️ September 13, 2017 at 1:55 pm

        Why does the picture keep going white, actually, don’t answer that.

      • Harry Hotspur September 13, 2017 at 1:55 pm

        Clearly the recent gales have inspired everyone to clamp their valuables down…

        • Caspurs♿️ September 13, 2017 at 2:02 pm

          A certain person here nailed his down…

      • OrganicPaper September 13, 2017 at 2:00 pm

        Good work there Fof! 🙂

        • ronwol196061🇨🇦 September 13, 2017 at 2:23 pm

          Quality there FOF!!!

      • Sexy Beast September 13, 2017 at 2:10 pm

        This is a Spurs blog not some tawdry Wet spam porn site! Not great for my blood pressure 😂
        Keep em coming 👍

      • gus September 13, 2017 at 2:13 pm

        I wouldn’t kick Emily out of bed for farting

        • Caspurs♿️ September 13, 2017 at 2:19 pm

          Kinky..

  • Horndog September 13, 2017 at 1:36 pm

    Brave on Poch. Puts your nads on the line and send out the storm troopers.

  • Sid Trotter September 13, 2017 at 1:34 pm

    Poch does brave and cheese and those stringy things that crawl around the room and burp

  • is Gascoigne gonna have a crack? September 13, 2017 at 1:32 pm

    When I think what a season this coulda been if we weren’t owned by property developing social engineers I want to sob.

    • Harry Hotspur September 13, 2017 at 1:33 pm

      Yup.

    • ronwol196061🇨🇦 September 13, 2017 at 1:38 pm

      This is nuts

      • is Gascoigne gonna have a crack? September 13, 2017 at 1:55 pm

        You’ve seen more action than most Ron. Them special nights at WHL, the place bristles, it crackles. I know you know exactly what I mean. Close your eyes and you can feel it now, I picture Hugo leading em out tonight and then us going about them like hatchets with that magic at their backs. The only thing that’s nuts is that aint happening tonight…or ever again. I’m living in the past so I could be nuts. But the sentiment is not.

        • ronwol196061🇨🇦 September 13, 2017 at 2:28 pm

          The sentiments are valid and I understand it because for all these years we have not been upbto ecpectations. I LOVE TOTTENHAM LIKE EVERYONE DOES HERE but we need to understand this is the best since with the most potential. In 60-61 Danny was getting older and our squad was thin.Now WE HAVE THE BEST CHANCE EVER FOR A DYNASTY. Levy created tjhis after so many mistakes.The man is resilient.

          • is Gascoigne gonna have a crack? September 13, 2017 at 2:46 pm

            It always ends up the same when talking about the owners. Youll just have to wait 5 years and see how this pans out. We should be reaping the benefits NOW of poch and his work but the owners have thrown a spanner in that by uprooting us and not adding real quality to consolidate. Sanchez and Aurier are going to be great I’m sure but they replaced Wimmer and bonzo. There was no ambition at all. I hope you get your dynasty, for all of us.

    • ronwol196061🇨🇦 September 13, 2017 at 1:48 pm

      Honestly I know you agree Harry but its nonsense.FFS Everton were not oroperty developing andcwe made them stink.
      Levy bough fuckingvSanchez and Aurier and Llorente in ine of the best windiws we evet had.
      Its fucking sickening

  • Syd September 13, 2017 at 1:30 pm

    Do brave ya bastard