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Spurs Beat Arsenal To Schadenfreunde Signing

By The Boy -

According to sources Levy is on the verge of snatching one of the very brightest stars in the footballing firmament …and from right underneath the big French nose of the current Arsenal supremo, Arsene Wenger.

As Arsenal fans simultaneously shout rude words at the team bus, call for calm, whilst beating each other up and generally wave their soiled undergarments at the moon whilst taking in tongues… we need to consider our response.

The temptation to is reenact that scene in Dumb & Dumber when the boys vow to be noble custodians of the cash in the briefcase, and are next seen stepping out of Lamborghinis sporting Day-Glo top hats and tails.

Let’s not scream mind the gap. Let’s listen instead to the silence when St Totteringham’s Day comes and goes without as a

Someone was on here earlier having dreamt up ‘Feast Of The Arse’ – dear god, a rimming banquet?

That whole ‘Stand Up If You Hate Arsenal’ thing makes me cringe.

I couldn’t even name the whole Arsenal XI. My focus is 99% fixed upon what we are doing and what we are going to do in the future. The past – in the main – bores me.

Obsessing with Arsenal or any other team is like constantly asking your girlfriend if you’re better than her ex.

Don’t worry about all that nonsense. Hold the girl you’re with now in your arms and whisper gently, ‘brace yourself!’.

If we want to be credible as Spurs fans then we really should have bigger fish to fry than contract extensions or how many seats the new stadium has.

‘Let’s all laugh at [insert name]’ beings as much joy to the soul as a packet of crisps fills the belly.

A football club’s entire reason for being is beating the other lot and winning stuff. The rest of it you can put either in the recycling or landfill bin.

West Ham go bananas when they play us, they’ve let two run of the mill league games define them. It’s pathetic.

If you think I’m being miserable then you’ve not read a single word so far. Let’s celebrate when we’ve achieved something important.

If we don’t have a coping strategy in place now, for when other club’s fall apart before our eyes, how will we behave in our new home?

“Who cares about winning stuff when you’ve such an attentive cheese sommelier, eh?”

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