Date: 24th January 2013 at 1:33pm
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Hello fans.

Well that ball boy business appears to be dominating the chitter chatter. My initial thought was that I had watched a Chelsea player kick a small boy in the head live on TV. But it appeared I was mistaken. What I actually saw was David Cameron’s big society in full effect. 

Apparently this charmless 17 year old oik had Tweeted before the game to his 80,000 followers that he was officially in the time wasting business. Oh yes, ball boy Charlie Morgan was in fact …the son of the Swansea chairman, Martin Morgan.

Now I’m not condoning kicking kids, well I am in a way. But a 17 year old ball boy? And aren’t ball boys supposed to just chuck the ball back into play once they’ve waved to their mum?  No, if they get out of hand we need to kick them we must feel obliged to. Spare the rod, spoil the child.

I for one don’t want Wimbledon disrupted by some ADHD ridden teenager who thinks it’s alright to start hitting tennis balls into the crowd with a rolled up copy of Big Bouncy Boobs Monthly.

Nico Kranjcar is linked with a return to the Premier League. To QPR. Or at least he was after the functional alcoholic who concocted this sham managed to eventually submit his copy. And in other news UKIP are appointing Sepp Blatter as their cultural attache.

TBH-TOW

 
Comments
  • Aside from cerebrospinal fluid, what's on your mind?

  • bdgreenway January 25, 2013 at 9:49 pm

    a good read this was plenty of laughs .If it was my boy id have kicked him from here to next week :Happy-Grin:

  • UnkleKev January 25, 2013 at 1:47 pm

    Coulibaly has joined Italian side Grosetto (currently bottom of Serie B) on loan.

    http://forzaitalianfootball.com/2013/01/grosetto-sign-tottenham-hotspur-youngster-on-loan/

    • TheCincinnatiYid January 25, 2013 at 1:53 pm

      Falque and Coulibaly gone for the rest of the season. Clearing the decks for Daniel time? Surely a sign of assessment that they weren’t going to bet any playing time the rest of the way. We shall see.

    • Essexian76 January 25, 2013 at 1:55 pm

      Deckclearing or development Unc?

      • UnkleKev January 25, 2013 at 2:29 pm

        God forbid it’s the former.

      • TheCincinnatiYid January 25, 2013 at 4:53 pm

        Hopefully short term deck clearing and mid-term development. I would like to see them both back at WHL next year.

  • Essexian76 January 25, 2013 at 1:16 pm

    A slightly worrying headline from the London Evening Standard say’s Liverpool are looking at taking Alex Pritchard off us-considering Alex Inglethorpe is now their reserve team manager, then it maybe just speculation on LES’s behalf-but it also begs the question, what’s the point of investing heavily on training facilities and youth development if the cream of the crop are not breaking through or given the opportunity in the 1st team squad?

    • John January 25, 2013 at 1:24 pm

      Surely not?!! and just to think we were close to pitching Sterling off them and look how that’s worked out.

      • Essexian76 January 25, 2013 at 1:28 pm

        By all accounts he’s getting itchy at not getting a sniff, and is on the last legs of his contract-combine that with his relationship with AI,it sort of adds up, but as I said it maybe LES making it up?

        • John January 25, 2013 at 2:20 pm

          Let’s hope it’s the latter.

  • Razspur January 25, 2013 at 11:28 am

    Loving this transfer window, most European leagues have been very quiet since the early days action Jan 1-3, usual Loan deals going through but apart from Newcastle who are in panic mode very little worthwhile dealings, the final six and a half days should carry the real deals into a deadline frenzy.
    Great to have no leaks coming out of our club, that alone is a sign that things are improving immensley, the car window quips were cringeworthy, the constant rumour mill rubbish was tiresome.
    The transfer of Schneider from Inter to Galatasary is a sign of a player who has lost any ambition and settled for the Bucks, they should not beat Shalke in Feb’s CL last 16 so what’s his future.
    La Liga, Serie A and EPL have done roughly the same buisness in terms of numbers but let’s see.

    • John January 25, 2013 at 11:37 am

      I am interested to see how Sissoko get’s on this was the lad that only a few years ago looked like a beast and was supposed to be France’s next best thing but seems to have disappeared a bit, still they are getting him super cheap as he is a free in the summer.

      • spurskip January 25, 2013 at 12:50 pm

        Did i read somewhere he has lost the head,sissoko?or was it belhanda,?either way hope he flops john

    • SpurredoninDublin January 25, 2013 at 1:38 pm

      @Raz

      Regarding the kerbside quips, there is about a 30 year age difference between AVB and HR, but AVB is the mature one.

      Got to say, at the start of the season, I was having doubts about AVB, especially when he was playing Jenas, but now I am pretty sure this guy is the real deal. This time last year, when we were having that good run, one or two people had a go at me for when I said, still had my doubts about HR being the “real deal”.

      I was never a “Harry Hater”, but whenever I looked at what he achieved for us, there was always that impression that it was more a case of “luck” rather than “judgement”. The best example of that was the injury to BAE which led to Bale replacing him at left back.

  • John January 25, 2013 at 11:22 am

    Shame to see Zaha has gone to Utd, I thought he would have been ideal comp for our two especially Bale( not often do you see powerful wide men and with all the talk that he could be off in the summer).

  • spurskip January 25, 2013 at 9:17 am

    Very good the BOY.gave me a laugh this morning,heh DUB abort abort zee fwench aczonnt

  • theboyhotspur January 25, 2013 at 8:52 am

    Arsenal are close to signing North Korean star, Foo Kin Noah Wan.

    • spurskip January 25, 2013 at 12:56 pm

      QPR are signing doo wan yueng,Or something along them lines,had to laugh after reading your comment TBH

  • Urbane Sturgeon January 25, 2013 at 12:53 am

    This quote made me smile so I’ll quickly post it on here before this site crashes my firefox again:

    Roberto Mancini, who was invited to explain his comment that the referee Kevin Friend “ate too much” before Manchester City’s defeat at Sunderland on Boxing Day, escaped censure from the FA.

  • spurskip January 24, 2013 at 7:26 pm

    yip,,barton is a proper twat,ballboy probably would have knocked him out

    • SpurredoninDublin January 24, 2013 at 11:47 pm

      Did you know that “Joey Barton” is an anagram of “Enjoy Abort”.

      Seems very apt.

      • Razspur January 25, 2013 at 12:16 am

        Hey Dub, i will give you a call early next week, i intend to do the Dublin Show, will confirm details .
        Make me a list.

  • Urbane Sturgeon January 24, 2013 at 7:21 pm

    Disappointed to see Falque, at 23 years old, loaned out.

    How many of our young guns during the past, say 15 years, has broken into the 1st team post 21/22 years of age? Any one out there who closely keeps up with youth events know?

    Apologies if this subject has been covered already but my computer hasn’t been able to access this site for a bit.

    • SpurredoninDublin January 24, 2013 at 7:26 pm

      I never quite understood why we signed him in the first place. There is nothing in his CV that suggests he has ever, or will ever set the world on fire. Nothing against him, but why did we sign him?

      • Urbane Sturgeon January 24, 2013 at 7:41 pm

        From the little I’ve seen of him, mainly during the ‘lost UEFA/League cup years’, I thought he looked an exciting prospect; quick on the turn, skilled feet, good vision for a penetrating pass and a useful shot. Maybe he’s struggling to remove that erratic edge from his game a la taarabt. At least, without knowing much, that the impression I have.

  • SpurredoninDublin January 24, 2013 at 6:44 pm

    So this is where you have been hiding? You thought you had got away from me? You can’t fool me. I’m too stupid.

    Seriously though, I see Joey (SuperThug) Barton has commented on this saying that the on;y thing that Hazard did wrong, was he didn’t kick the Ballboy hard enough. Later, no doubt when somebody reminded him to “engage brain before using mouth or other parts of anatomy”, he said, “Not that I condone kicking ball boys.

    Nice to see that France has done nothing to civilise Super Thug.

    Incidentally, has anybody seen the YouTube clip of Super Thug being interviewed in France where he answers in English, but with a French Accent. “Allo Allo. Good moaning” http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/news/watch-video-of-joey-barton-speaking-1458268

  • scootdog January 24, 2013 at 6:34 pm

    razspur,that last joke was so embarrassing my hair is even blushing,is that the best your miniscule brain can think of? ill tell that old chestnut to my group of five yr olds in playgroup tomorrow,it may,just may,raise a few laughs,being at that level,sorry gotta go,im actually in pain with embarrassment! i just wish i could unread it!

    • Razspur January 24, 2013 at 8:45 pm

      I very much doubt that 5 year olds will know who Tom Jones is, the joke would be lost on them. As for your hair being embarassed is it any wonder being on the head of an arseh**e like you. Even on the blog you come accross as a prize twat.

      • Razspur January 24, 2013 at 8:53 pm

        Only a total dickhead would complain about a joke being embarassing and then state that he will share it with others. Talk about brainless !

        • theboyhotspur January 24, 2013 at 11:38 pm

          I think he likes dogs arses, Raz. Seems the type.

  • Razspur January 24, 2013 at 4:58 pm

    BBC management have sent a directive to the producer of MOTD instructing him to insert a line in the rolling credits stating :
    No Ballboys have been harmed in the making of this programme.

    • Boy Charioteer January 24, 2013 at 5:09 pm

      They would have to put in a disclaimer about anyone exposed to Alan Hansen as well in that case.

  • TheCincinnatiYid January 24, 2013 at 4:26 pm

    Klinsmann. I know that much.

  • TheCincinnatiYid January 24, 2013 at 4:25 pm

    “Schalke rejects new Spurs Offer for Holtby”

    “Tottenham have only marginally improved their offer for Holtby, but it remains unacceptable for us. We will have to wait to see what happens. Feasibility is what it’s all about, not wishes.” Heldt told reporters.”

    Schalke: Allo?
    Spurs: Horst, Daniel here. I am ready to deal.
    Schalke: Wunderbar! We are at 2mil; you have offered 800,000. Vat is your counter?
    Spurs: 700,000, and we are throwing ins 25 Kilinsmann shirts we found in the attic. When can Lewis be here for the rest of the physical? —Hello? Hello?

    • Razspur January 24, 2013 at 4:34 pm

      Told you earlier ;

      1st offer £840,000
      2nd offer £1,000,000 today
      3rd and Final offer £1,200,000 Tomorrow
      Final offer £1,300,000 Friday Evening.

      We are the strongest economy in Europe Mr Daniel, but Deal. Hand Shakes all round.
      Called your bluff there, i would have gone to £1.600,000 if you had waited until 22:55 GMT next Thursday evening.

      • UnkleKev January 24, 2013 at 5:30 pm

        Daniel: “How about £1m and a promise not to throw Jenas into the deal?”

  • A_Felching January 24, 2013 at 4:04 pm

    The FA should ban Charlie from all football grounds for a few years, the same should be done to the Chelsea squad :Yes-Sir:

    • Razspur January 24, 2013 at 4:11 pm

      Disqualify Swansea for bringing Ballboys into disrepute and award the Cup to The Bantams, some will get a 1500/1 bet up without all that time wasteing.

  • LLL January 24, 2013 at 3:29 pm

    Why are all my comments flagged for moderation? Can you explain why I’m offending your spam filter?
    Although I have enough Viag’s to fix Ledley’s knee, a huge stash of WoW gold and can promise to enralge anyone’s manhood tenfold – at no time have I tried to shift any of this gear here.

    • theboyhotspur January 24, 2013 at 4:02 pm

      LLL. I genuinely don’t know. Next to your name you have ‘303 approved…’ let me speak to my guy in Lewisham who runs things.

    • theboyhotspur January 24, 2013 at 4:04 pm

      Right the issue may have been the use of the word ‘LARGE’ in an email address. They are going to hopefully fix you now.

      • LLL January 24, 2013 at 4:58 pm

        Cheers boss

        • LLL January 24, 2013 at 4:58 pm

          Yup, that works :Approve:

          • III January 24, 2013 at 5:47 pm

            Your still a COCK!

            • Bruxie January 24, 2013 at 6:31 pm

              But no longer a LARGE one!

              :I-Wish: :I-Wish:

              • LLL January 24, 2013 at 6:38 pm

                I love you and all Bruxie. None of your jokes ever make any sense, and that just makes them all the more endearing.

            • LLL January 24, 2013 at 6:36 pm

              You are a wonderful person. You still haven’t mastered basic grammar but the inner beauty of your soul nevertheless shines through in every little bad-tempered, potty-mouthed exclamation. I hope one day you find the kind and forgiving man who will complete you. You deserve it bro, you are one in a million.

  • MontrealSpur January 24, 2013 at 3:23 pm

    Yes, Chelsea scum, yes horrible little git but seriously, if the ground staff employed by the home side are going to get involved in the match and start cheating, shouldn’t the home side be punished. They would be if there was a pitch invasion by the fans.

    • SpurredoninDublin January 24, 2013 at 7:16 pm

      Don’t disagree with you, but when you look at how wide the running track is at the side of the pitch, you have to wonder how necessary ballboys are at most stadia.

      Then you consider the situation at Stoke, where the ballboys all carry towels ready for Rory Delap to wipe the ball prior to the throw in.

      I think very few grounds need ballboys, but if they do, then the ballboys should act impartially. I suspect that the FA can sanction clubs for the behaviour of their ballboys. They can certainly sanction them for failing to control players and fans!

      • MontrealSpur January 24, 2013 at 10:34 pm

        There are rules governing the availability of towels as far as I understand. The home side is allowed them but they have to be available to the away team as well, or something like that. But when you have the owner’s son belly flopping on the ball to stop the away team playing – and bragging about time wasting before the game – that can’t be allowed. I think the ref should be allowed to show a card to the ground staff in the event of something like this and that should result in an automatic fine for the club.

        • SpurredoninDublin January 24, 2013 at 11:45 pm

          I am pretty sure that the ref has total discretion in this matter, and could have ordered the kid off (same as they do with managers etc) if he was aware of this intent. Certainly, the FA should make it clear to all clubs that ballboys are to display impartiality at all times, and I think Swansea should be penalised over this incident.

          That in no way excuses Hazard. I am pleased that there will be no prosecution of this matter, so that we do not have to wait months before the FA can take action.

          • MontrealSpur January 25, 2013 at 1:50 am

            Yeah, prosecution would be harsh, and I wouldn’t be surprised if the truth was he barely touched the kid. Interested to know how far the ref’s power extends. As someone rightly said, Hazard should have brought it to the ref’s attention rather than taken the boy on. And as someone else wrote, the bigger pity is that Swansea’s greatest moment to date will be remembered for this.

  • Boy Charioteer January 24, 2013 at 3:12 pm

    Roller Ball-Boy!

  • LosLorenzo January 24, 2013 at 3:06 pm

    The ballboy is a right c*nt, and deserved more than a kick. Neutering seems like a reasonable response for his behaviour.

    I can’t really blame Hazard for reacting as he did (probably would have done a lot worse myself), but it’s still a clear cut red. Doesn’t matter that the kid made a meal of the contact. Doesn’t matter that the ball boy was acting like a fool. That’s for the ref to deal with and add time for. You don’t kick or hit out at other people, under any circumstance, when you’re playing football. No exceptions. Them’s the rules.

    • Razspur January 24, 2013 at 3:24 pm

      If you had a kid with a face like that you’d be glad somebody gave him a good kicking, Hazard deserves MOTM for resisting as he did.

  • spurskip January 24, 2013 at 2:58 pm

    Stick it to both of them,and no not in a saville way,,hazzard to old for a start.Cheatskis getting away with a lot of crap,arseholios,Constantly giving the game a bad image. :Felon:

  • Titanium Hotshot January 24, 2013 at 2:53 pm

    You’re a bunch of racist wankers, proving the definition of the english as being smug twats.

    • the man from room five January 24, 2013 at 2:58 pm

      Ah heooooor, leaeeeve, it out! I won a scrabble game with CYMRU once… I was right smug collecting the cash!

    • Frontwheel 2 January 24, 2013 at 3:10 pm

      Hypocrite TITanium

      • Titanium Hotshot January 24, 2013 at 3:13 pm

        Why hypocrite?

        • Essexian76 January 24, 2013 at 3:31 pm

          Trying hard to see any element of racsim, or even Englishness in the replies or the post-so perhaps explaining yourself may be a good thing as opposed to a random outburst that’s makes little or no sense-well, to me anyway!

          • Titanium Hotshot January 24, 2013 at 3:45 pm

            Puerile reference to assumed stereotypes and stereotypical behaviour. Read the comments and see what you can find.

            • Razspur January 24, 2013 at 3:48 pm

              Racist Wankers and Smug Twats when refering to others is ?

              • Titanium Hotshot January 24, 2013 at 3:54 pm

                Observation.

                • lecoqhardi January 25, 2013 at 10:48 am

                  I think you mean ‘xenophobic’. We are the same race, after all. Unfortunately.

            • ronwol6061 January 24, 2013 at 3:52 pm

              That was a rarebit of supposition, on your part

              • Titanium Hotshot January 24, 2013 at 3:54 pm

                I rest my case. Thank you.

                • the man from room five January 24, 2013 at 4:02 pm

                  whats a Welsh Rarebit?

                  A virgin from cardiff…

    • Razspur January 24, 2013 at 3:47 pm

      Crikey Boyos, i didn’t even think the kid was Welsh, everyone else in the Stadium were wearing Wellies ( musta been a Ram raid after the Match).

      • Titanium Hotshot January 24, 2013 at 3:55 pm

        You’ve surpassed yourself. Congratulations.

        • Frontwheel 2 January 24, 2013 at 4:10 pm

          You win today’s medal for quickest to be offended.As for the English smug twats reference,if you don’t see that as being racist,then you really are an inbred,sheep shagging Welsh turnip

        • Essexian76 January 24, 2013 at 4:12 pm

          Oh,right so it’s the Welsh thing that’s your issue? So,where’s the racism then?
          But you saying all English are smug git’s is OK-how does that work exactly?

        • Razspur January 24, 2013 at 5:28 pm

          Rhys: Doctor, I can’t stop singing The Green Green grass of Home.
          Doctor: Sounds like you have a severe case of Tom Jones syndrome boyo.
          Rhys: Is it common ?
          Doctor:It’s not unusual.

        • SpurredoninDublin January 24, 2013 at 6:51 pm

          Two Irishmen

          Paddy: I am going to the pics tonight. Want to come with us?

          Mick: What are you going to see?

          Paddy: Moby Dick

          Mick: No. I don’t like sex films.

          Paddy: No it’s not a sex film. It’s a about Wales>

          Mick: Can’t stand the fecking Welsh either.

          • SpurredoninDublin January 24, 2013 at 7:20 pm

            Just realised I ruined my own joke when I mis-spelt “Whales”

          • Essexian76 January 24, 2013 at 7:24 pm

            Two times racist (supposedly?)

            • Essexian76 January 24, 2013 at 7:26 pm

              Or the blind harpoonist who won the miss whales competition?

              • SpurredoninDublin January 24, 2013 at 7:28 pm

                I could tell you my joke about the Potato Famine, but I might offend some of my compatriots.

            • `rich g January 25, 2013 at 9:51 am

              irish isnt a race, neither is welsh

    • Jamie January 25, 2013 at 8:34 am

      The Welsh are not a race, they are a nationality. What you are alluding to is Xenophobia – a dislike or fear of people from other countries or that which perceived to be foreign or strange.
      Even then you’d have to pathologically disposed to crave offence in order to interpret above comments as genuine hatred or fear.
      Precious comments like yours undermine the rights of those in society who are genuinely and unfairly given a hard time, and for that sir – you are a fool.

      • Frontwheel 2 January 25, 2013 at 1:25 pm

        Everyones African if you want to go back that far,but try telling most Irishmen they are not a race and I think you might get an argument.

  • Jol 5:5 January 24, 2013 at 2:40 pm

    I feel sorry for Hazard – no really.
    It was the forward motion of the foot that did for him.
    If he’s remembered that he was in Welsh Wales and brought his foot straight down on boy and ball, drawn his foot back and rucked – then everybody in the Liberty would have been on their feet with Land of My Fathers. Anyway, never a smart thing to lie on the ball in any sport. Lesson learned by one boyo.

    • the man from room five January 24, 2013 at 2:53 pm

      :Overjoy:

      In the words of the late great Willy John McBride- “get your retaliation in first”

  • UnkleKev January 24, 2013 at 2:18 pm

    Apparently Torres had a swipe at the ball boy as well and missed.

    • ronwol196061 January 24, 2013 at 2:21 pm

      LOL!

  • Hodgey January 24, 2013 at 2:17 pm

    I actually met Charlie Morgan before a previous game. only had a short chat he said “hi Im a ball boy” and I said “Im more a breast man myself” and that was it really.

    • theboyhotspur January 24, 2013 at 2:26 pm

      :Star-Struck:

  • ronwol196061 January 24, 2013 at 2:17 pm

    Are you all sure that Levy didnt create this?

  • Bruxie January 24, 2013 at 2:12 pm

    I had to laugh at Ba and the fat waiter trying to count to six last night.

    It seems they have new policy of getting refs to penalise slow ‘keepers with the wonderful solution of pointing out the rules.

    Chelscum pointing out rules to anyone makes me laugh.

    And Terry getting involved after the red card…hilarious. When did he ever change an official’s decision?

    They are a laughing stock.

    • Hodgey January 24, 2013 at 2:21 pm

      Terry was just asking what the length of ban would be cos he’d arranged to bang Hazards missus next week

  • the man from room five January 24, 2013 at 2:12 pm

    Now- this is how you do it!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F81MZBN5DP8

    :Overjoy: :Overjoy:

    • Essexian76 January 24, 2013 at 2:21 pm

      Brilliant-that’s my boy!! :Overjoy:

      • theboyhotspur January 24, 2013 at 2:26 pm

        Classy kid. Just sat there. There was dignity to his post Bow Locks targeting.

  • UnkleKev January 24, 2013 at 2:10 pm

    Also, Demba Ba throws an outrageous dive in order to win a penalty and goes unpunished.

  • Frontwheel 2 January 24, 2013 at 2:07 pm

    I don’t understand all the mock outrage,I thoroughly enjoyed every thing about the whole incident.

    • Bruxie January 24, 2013 at 2:15 pm

      Me too!

      Nobody got hurt and Hazard is banned.

  • DJB January 24, 2013 at 2:07 pm

    Bale could certainly learn a thing or two from the ballbag’s simulation

  • ronwol196061 January 24, 2013 at 2:02 pm

    Just watched the clip. Really bad by Hazard to have done that. But the boy was wrong too. Punishment should be given to both. Hazard got the red and a suspension and the boy had the record of this momentus victory taking off the headlines in favour of what he did.

    • Boy Charioteer January 24, 2013 at 3:08 pm

      I would put the punishment for both parties in the hands of Senor Torquemada. :Devil:

  • MontrealSpur January 24, 2013 at 2:01 pm

    17 year old son of a millionaire from South Wales? I’m surprised there wasn’t a queue.

    • Razspur January 24, 2013 at 2:09 pm

      At least the sheep were safe last night !

    • theboyhotspur January 24, 2013 at 2:22 pm

      Well said Montreal.

      I had a look at the runt’s Twitter pictures. ‘Here’s me being a runt in BA 1st class and here’s me in LA being runtish.’

      Hazard was lucky he didn’t hurt himself kicking the back of someone else’s well time shoe.

      • LLL January 24, 2013 at 3:25 pm

        So it’s OK to kick someone if they’re a millionaire?

        Actually, Hazard is a millionaire too. Now that’s a reality show I’d tune in to. Millionaires kick each other. Hard, in the nuts.

  • Yid Vicious January 24, 2013 at 2:01 pm

    Did the little runt deserve it? Yes. Will Hazard get a 3 match ban and deserve it? Yes.

  • spurstough January 24, 2013 at 1:56 pm

    Sanctimonious Mark Saggers…discuss!

    • Essexian76 January 24, 2013 at 2:25 pm

      Ssssch-he’s been on earlier :Whistling:

  • Essexian76 January 24, 2013 at 1:55 pm

    A teenager getting a kick, wearing a thick padded coat and he still rolls around like Drogba whincing in pain?
    Man up Son, you tweeted, you cheated, then you got mistreated, but he’ll be in Sun showing the camera the ‘mark’ where Hazard kicked him no doubt-cheating little scumbag

    • eternalspurs January 24, 2013 at 2:02 pm

      Yeah your right next time your teenager son messes up Ill give him a swift kick thanks for the permission/

      • Essexian76 January 24, 2013 at 2:04 pm

        If the teenage son I haven’t got did that and informed everyone beforehand he was going to do it-I’d have kicked himself!

        • Essexian76 January 24, 2013 at 2:04 pm

          myself

          • Bruxie January 24, 2013 at 2:07 pm

            Why would you kick yourself?

            :Happy-Grin:

            • Essexian76 January 24, 2013 at 2:09 pm

              Cos, I don’t have a teenage son Brux-thank the Lordy

              • Razspur January 24, 2013 at 2:11 pm

                You do, just don’t know it, remember that week in the Rhonda Valleys !

                • Essexian76 January 24, 2013 at 2:15 pm

                  Who Baaaaa ry?

                  • Razspur January 24, 2013 at 2:24 pm

                    Rhod will be callin’ by on Sunday for the back Maintainence, don’t have Leg of Lamb on the dinner menu, he tends to freak out at eating a relative.

                    • Essexian76 January 24, 2013 at 2:27 pm

                      S,o what you’re saying is I’ve made a Rhod for my own back?

                    • Razspur January 24, 2013 at 2:30 pm

                      Cut the sheepish remarks and get to the bank.

                    • ronwol196061 January 24, 2013 at 2:51 pm

                      mutton in there

                    • Alspur January 24, 2013 at 3:56 pm

                      Spare the Rhod, spoil the child…

                    • Essexian76 January 24, 2013 at 4:16 pm

                      Or Dia in the process

                    • Razspur January 24, 2013 at 4:26 pm

                      You got a Baaa’d attitude to your offspring m’lad.

                    • Essexian76 January 24, 2013 at 4:29 pm

                      I was thinking if it was a ball girl she may have got one in Mwfanwi?

                    • ronwol196061 January 25, 2013 at 2:28 am

                      that was a lamb reply Essex.

        • eternalspurs January 24, 2013 at 2:08 pm

          Well I pity your unborn son he can look forward to a good kicking from Dad when he doesent get it right. Not only that Dad will be encouraging others to kick their children to….great!

          • Essexian76 January 24, 2013 at 2:10 pm

            If you can’t beat ’em-what the point of ’em?

      • `rich g January 24, 2013 at 5:26 pm

        shut up you twat, are you the chav kids dada?

    • UnkleKev January 24, 2013 at 2:09 pm

      Far be it for me to defend any Chelscum player, but Hazard’s real crime was in not kicking the twat hard enough.

      • spurious January 24, 2013 at 3:08 pm

        The kid was lucky it was Hazard, Terry prefers to bottle people and Cole likes to shoot teenagers with an air rifle. Are Chelscum a football club or a gang? :Beaten-up:

  • Hodgey January 24, 2013 at 1:51 pm

    Hazard = The new Jimmy Saville ?

    • Bruxie January 24, 2013 at 1:56 pm

      If they’d done proper elf and safety they would have known about the Hazards.

      • Essexian76 January 24, 2013 at 2:02 pm

        Oooh, ‘I’m singing in the rain-just singing in the rain’

      • Dannyspurs January 24, 2013 at 2:22 pm

        Doesn’t the surname (Hazard) say it all? By definition should we have not seen this coming?

        JT has just found a new hobby………team mate other half shagging, gambling addiction and racist bigot are old hat. Ball boy bashing…… that’s interesting especially if they try to run.

    • Frontwheel 2 January 24, 2013 at 2:04 pm

      The ball boy was too old for JS

  • onedavemackay January 24, 2013 at 1:49 pm

    It’s now known as ” Hazard and the ball boy” .

    The whole thing is as exaggerated as anything but in essence they were both wrong they’ve both apologised end of story.

  • eternalspurs January 24, 2013 at 1:48 pm

    It is against the law to kick a child or an adult. If he had kicked my daughter, I would have sued him without a shadow of a doubt. Its unbelieveable the amount of people who have jumped to his defence, Im gobsmacked really.

    Again let me repeat it is never ok under ANY circumstance to kick a person. FULLSTOP!!!!

    • Hodgey January 24, 2013 at 1:51 pm

      Unless they are a Gooner

    • onedavemackay January 24, 2013 at 1:51 pm

      Unless they’re Gooners

      • Frontwheel 2 January 24, 2013 at 2:03 pm

        As above

      • Jamie January 24, 2013 at 2:29 pm

        Gooners aren’t people.

    • What's up Mum? January 24, 2013 at 2:52 pm

      Hi Mum! Is your new boyfriend a lawyer?

    • Strat January 24, 2013 at 4:39 pm

      He kicked the ball you sanctimonious douche

    • CptCaveman January 25, 2013 at 12:11 pm

      You seriously call that a kick??? Im sorry, its people like you that is the problem this country is facing….’I would have sued him without a shadow of a doubt’…ARE YOU AVIN A LAUGH??!! Sue him for what, surely you actually have to injure someone to sue someone….’OOH OFFICER…HE HURT MY DAUGHTERS FEELINGS’!
      What he needed was a good clip round the earhole…kids these days feel they can do absolutely whatever they want and get away with it, and people like you help fuel their confidence!….and……… breath….
      and before you respond let me give you one more elegant piece of advice….
      DO ONE!

    • SpurredoninDublin January 25, 2013 at 1:04 pm

      @Eternal

      I have to agree with you.

      There is no doubt in my mind that the kid deserves to be punished. You could see tempers got a little bit heated there, and he could have started a riot.

      For all of you that thought Hazard was justified, ask yourself (1) who appointed Hazard as the arbiter of justice, and (2) if it had been a Swansea player, would Hazard have done the same?

      At the end of the day, we are not talking about an adult, but a teenager. How many of us did immature things at that time in our lives. If you can condone someone kicking this immature “wannabe”, then you can condone Wilishere spitting on cab drivers.

    • Boy Charioteer January 24, 2013 at 3:01 pm

      Conspiracy theory eh? Sounds like Bourne territory to me. Another coincidence: I get The Independent too……..I don’t believe in coincidences. :Ssshh:

  • Dublin Yid January 24, 2013 at 1:46 pm

    Almost a ball Man !!! Still got his Andy Worhall 🙂

  • Razspur January 24, 2013 at 1:46 pm

    The kid was taking simulation to the extreme and that trick cyclist by adhereing to the letter of the law was played as a court jester. Every paper is full of the Ballboy Kicking Competition rather than the excellent job Swansea did on Chelsea.

  • Bruxie January 24, 2013 at 1:42 pm

    No Llorente then.

    Raz will be pleased!

    • Razspur January 24, 2013 at 1:52 pm

      I only asked for 2 recruits this time last year, Vertonghen and Llorente, we got one eventually and could have had the other but dithered. Interested in the Valencia situation though and the likely Fire Sale in the next week where we could get RB & LB sorted in one fell swoop at a very reasonable cost, also a striker Soldado, all for under £28m.

      • Bruxie January 24, 2013 at 2:01 pm

        Did you say please?

        I think I’ve worked out the ITK policy of all the Nesnow blogs.

        Type a story and a link to a player – then contradict it. Then get someone else linked and contradict it. Link both links to other clubs…let the other blogs take over for a while and then come back with another contradiction.

        Are you still with me?

        No?

        Thought not.

        • Boy Charioteer January 24, 2013 at 2:58 pm

          Interesting….a contradiction in “terms”. :Thinking:

  • the man from room five January 24, 2013 at 1:39 pm

    #thelittlebollixgotwhathedeserved

    • Hartley January 24, 2013 at 1:48 pm

      and so did the ballboy….

      • Frontwheel 2 January 24, 2013 at 1:57 pm

        Boom Boom

      • the man from room five January 24, 2013 at 1:59 pm

        :Overjoy:

    • Bobbles January 26, 2013 at 3:43 pm

      I want to feel sorry for Hazard… I just can’t.

      To be fair Harry, the ball boy didn’t ‘tweet to his 80,000 followers’ as before his 15 minutes he was a nobody.