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Good afternoon and welcome to the beginning of the end.

This afternoon’s team is as follows; the best XI minus Sissoko.

If anyone’s looking for Darren Anderton, he’s ligging in the Bill Nick Suite…

And if you’re looking for something to steal, these probably fit the bill…

And if you think Bonzo might be staying, he’s still not Tweeted since April 27th… and he’s on the bench.

Lloris (C), Trippier, Alderweireld, Vertonghen, Davies, Dier, Wanyama, Eriksen, Son, Dele, Kane.

Subs: Vorm, Walker, Wimmer, Dembele, Sissoko, Nkoudou, Janssen.

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  • Aside from cerebrospinal fluid, what's on your mind?

  • MiT May 15, 2017 at 6:40 am
    • The Great White Hope May 15, 2017 at 6:02 pm

      A friend of mine knew him very well in the early 1980’s just before his fame, she acted along with many of the Lyric Players in the early Billy Plays, his first steps to fame, football supporting in Belfast tends to be tribal so i knew of his support of Rangers and Linfield but was surprised to learn of his Spurs leanings at the time, most of us get the bug from family members, i suspect KB did also, the rest follow successful teams like Sheep, Baa !

  • A waddle and a fork May 14, 2017 at 9:01 pm

  • Spursy May 14, 2017 at 8:58 pm

    I loved that match and that send off. Even a rainbow over the whole scene. Beautiful.

  • TheCincinnatiYid May 14, 2017 at 8:51 pm

    Wonderful game, wonderful day. 2d glued on. To improve next year need a trophy. C.

    Thinking about going to Nashville on July 29, even though some 750 miles away from where I’ll be.

    Thanks Porky and Lads for great news.

  • Harry Hotspur May 14, 2017 at 8:41 pm
  • Chris May 14, 2017 at 8:34 pm

    Think we could have done more for bill today.

    • Caspurs♿️ May 14, 2017 at 8:36 pm

      Why, it’s about 118 years of our history not just Bill Nics era.

  • Stevo1987 May 14, 2017 at 8:33 pm

    Tough for Ronwol he was at the first game. Apparently, there was a lack of flow at that one.

  • Superspoz 🍳 May 14, 2017 at 8:32 pm

    Been constantly bombarded with whatsupp pics and vids from the lane. Bastards!

    • Caspurs♿️ May 14, 2017 at 8:34 pm

      Turn them into a png and post them.

      • Superspoz 🍳 May 14, 2017 at 8:37 pm

        Waaaaat? Still trying to work out how to post a pic Cas. I’m useless with tech!

        • Caspurs♿️ May 14, 2017 at 8:42 pm

          Find a host site online and convert the pics into png files, then you can post them.
          The other formats are URL must end in one of:
          Gifs
          png
          jpg

  • caveman May 14, 2017 at 8:32 pm
  • Caspurs♿️ May 14, 2017 at 8:27 pm

    Wot can I say Nut, really glad you had a great day. do I have a tinge of envy, yes, but couldn’t think of anyone more deserving to be in attendance today, biggup the NUT!

  • 61SpursNut May 14, 2017 at 8:15 pm

    That was f*cking ACE!

    • caveman May 14, 2017 at 8:22 pm

      Get any autographs Nut?

      • Caspurs♿️ May 14, 2017 at 8:25 pm

        I doubt it, not from the upper tier.

  • Camus May 14, 2017 at 8:13 pm

    So glad we won today. For the big occasion but also to convincingly cement 2nd place. That’s all I wanted, rather than us clinging on or slipping into 3rd on the last day again. We needed to finish with heads held high. Okay, 2 games left to play but with 80 points and 2nd secured, I am happy (for once… 😉)

  • Jim,Newry Spur. May 14, 2017 at 8:09 pm

    Anyone know what they are doing with the pitch?

    • Caspurs♿️ May 14, 2017 at 8:11 pm

      I’d put my money on us digging it up.

  • Sexy Beast May 14, 2017 at 7:58 pm

    Totally off topic i thought we were amazing today and should have scored 4

    • SpurAndy May 14, 2017 at 8:01 pm

      Tottenhamlly agree Smozzy.

    • Caspurs♿️ May 14, 2017 at 8:01 pm

      And the rest, shoulda been 4 up by half time.

    • Jim,Newry Spur. May 14, 2017 at 8:02 pm

      Listening on 5Live we could have been 3-0 up at half-time, that’s what happens when you don’t sign a goal scorer.

  • Jim,Newry Spur. May 14, 2017 at 7:51 pm

    Somebody saying no atmosphere around West Ham’s ground, never mind inside. Hardly any pubs, let’s learn from that.

    • Rich g May 14, 2017 at 8:15 pm

      It’s in the same place?

  • paul May 14, 2017 at 7:49 pm

    Farewell White Hart Lane, thank you.

  • Chris May 14, 2017 at 7:49 pm

    Where was Lamela?

    • Camus May 14, 2017 at 7:50 pm

      He’s still got all his bandages and face mask on.

    • A waddle and a fork May 14, 2017 at 7:52 pm

      Let’s just stop talking about him. He’s not even a footnote in our history.

      • Chris May 14, 2017 at 7:53 pm

        Agreed, but I’m also looking to the future.

  • Chris May 14, 2017 at 7:49 pm

    Anyone else be glad to see tha back of walker? Ignorant twat.

    • Sexy Beast May 14, 2017 at 7:50 pm

      Did he not emerge with the lads?

    • A waddle and a fork May 14, 2017 at 7:50 pm

      I think that he is far better than Trippier

      • Chris May 14, 2017 at 7:53 pm

        Hands in pocket, didn’t want to be there and then walked off first.

      • leg May 14, 2017 at 9:33 pm

        Agree, Trippier has better distribution but he is toast whenever anyone with pace runs at him.

  • Frontwheel 2 May 14, 2017 at 7:48 pm

    Night night chaps,can’t quite understand why all that bollox hit me like a ton of bricks.

  • Jim,Newry Spur. May 14, 2017 at 7:45 pm

    A perfect day, hope everyone gets home safe, God bless us one and all.

  • A waddle and a fork May 14, 2017 at 7:45 pm

    Tell you what all fans think their club is special but think about how Wet Spam left their ground – it doesn’t compare. A beautiful history. NOW LETS WIN STUFF!!!!

  • Sexy Beast May 14, 2017 at 7:45 pm

    A waddle and a fork May 14, 2017 at 7:43 pm

    That beautiful rainbow is perfect isn’t it – for all the departed fans
    Bit like the arch over our tempory home…………

  • SpurAndy May 14, 2017 at 7:44 pm

    Feel more excited for the future and only a tinge of sadness.

    • Caspurs♿️ May 14, 2017 at 7:45 pm

      You can be so callous!

      • SpurAndy May 14, 2017 at 7:48 pm

        Double ard

        • Caspurs♿️ May 14, 2017 at 7:59 pm

          No remorse, pfft.

  • Harry Hotspur May 14, 2017 at 7:43 pm

    The highlight for me was seeing how pissed Paul Walsh was.

  • Caspurs♿️ May 14, 2017 at 7:43 pm

    Frontwheel 2
    Levy,2nd biggest cheer

    Ha ha, it’s the only time you turned the fakin volume up!

    • Frontwheel 2 May 14, 2017 at 7:45 pm

      Guilty

  • Jim,Newry Spur. May 14, 2017 at 7:43 pm

    Radio and television absolutely gushing about our sendoff, Daniel must be cock a hoop.

  • A waddle and a fork May 14, 2017 at 7:43 pm

    That beautiful rainbow is perfect isn’t it – for all the departed fans

  • Jim,Newry Spur. May 14, 2017 at 7:42 pm

    Somewhere over the rainbow.

  • paul May 14, 2017 at 7:42 pm

    As televised send offs go that wasn’t horrible

  • EDSpurs May 14, 2017 at 7:40 pm

    Anyone else wandering where Kyle Walker was skulking off to?

    • Caspurs♿️ May 14, 2017 at 7:41 pm

      To pack his bags I suspect.

    • Harry Hotspur May 14, 2017 at 7:42 pm

      Last seen with his hands in his pockets. Total ignorant cunt.

    • Frontwheel 2 May 14, 2017 at 7:43 pm

      Banging Glady’s in the car park

      • Harry Hotspur May 14, 2017 at 7:45 pm

        She only does designated dogging spots

        • Frontwheel 2 May 14, 2017 at 7:45 pm

          Chicken King car park

          • Caspurs♿️ May 14, 2017 at 8:00 pm

            It’s where she gets her lubricant from.

  • Caspurs♿️ May 14, 2017 at 7:40 pm

    I was doing fine until I saw the shot of our famous cockerel.

    • Jim,Newry Spur. May 14, 2017 at 7:41 pm

      When you stop to think about it it’s an odd symbol.

  • richspurs May 14, 2017 at 7:38 pm

    That rainbow. Awesome poetic prophetic

    • Camus May 14, 2017 at 7:39 pm

      For the Pride lot?

      • Jim,Newry Spur. May 14, 2017 at 7:40 pm

        Everyone is welcome at The Lane.

    • SpurAndy May 14, 2017 at 7:39 pm

      Levy thinks of everything

      • MysteriousStranger May 14, 2017 at 7:39 pm

        Very inclusive.

  • The Great White Hope May 14, 2017 at 7:38 pm

    Eyesa wellin’ up !

  • paul May 14, 2017 at 7:37 pm

    You watching this Campbell you clubless cunt

  • MysteriousStranger May 14, 2017 at 7:37 pm

    🎶 Glory glory Tattenham Hatspur…

    • Caspurs♿️ May 14, 2017 at 7:40 pm

      Hatspur?

      • MysteriousStranger May 14, 2017 at 10:09 pm

        Oh and Tattenham isn’t wrong? Was mimicking that wanky singer.

  • paul May 14, 2017 at 7:36 pm

    Who’s fat Phil the Greek?

    • The Great White Hope May 14, 2017 at 7:37 pm

      Flacido Domino

  • A waddle and a fork May 14, 2017 at 7:35 pm

    Lloris looks shifty

    • Caspurs♿️ May 14, 2017 at 7:42 pm

      It’s normal, he’s French.

  • The Great White Hope May 14, 2017 at 7:32 pm

    Vertonghen scored the last goal at the lane then !

  • Frontwheel 2 May 14, 2017 at 7:32 pm

    Levy,2nd biggest cheer

    • paul May 14, 2017 at 7:34 pm

      i’d dispute that
      Teddy, Ledders, Glenda and few others scored higher on the cheerometer

  • paul May 14, 2017 at 7:32 pm

    it’s Levy time

  • Jim,Newry Spur. May 14, 2017 at 7:31 pm

    Might be too much for him,he seems very fragile to say the least.Some of the money goes to help our ex players who might need a helping hand.

  • MysteriousStranger May 14, 2017 at 7:29 pm

    OK this Gospel “Spurs go marching in” isn’t great.

    • A waddle and a fork May 14, 2017 at 7:30 pm

      Looks good for USA – one eye on the dollar

  • Sexy Beast May 14, 2017 at 7:29 pm

    No Sol Cambell, oh yeah the invite said “No JUDUS Cunts”

  • A waddle and a fork May 14, 2017 at 7:28 pm

    Wonder why Gazza can’t bring himself to attend!

    • A waddle and a fork May 14, 2017 at 7:29 pm

      The crowd is singing for him!!!!

    • paul May 14, 2017 at 7:29 pm

      im not sure he’s fit to be seen

      • A waddle and a fork May 14, 2017 at 7:30 pm

        I pray he heard that

  • Jim,Newry Spur. May 14, 2017 at 7:28 pm

    Spare a thought for Cyril Knowles,Greavsie, and loads more.

    • paul May 14, 2017 at 7:30 pm

      Well said that man

  • Sexy Beast May 14, 2017 at 7:28 pm

    Its sunny in Banstead!

  • The Great White Hope May 14, 2017 at 7:28 pm

    The Commentator thinks Sheringham looks 21

  • MysteriousStranger May 14, 2017 at 7:28 pm

    No Perryman?

  • SpurAndy May 14, 2017 at 7:28 pm

    Oh dear, is the NHS ready with all the pneumonia cases that’s gonna happen! ☔ ☔

    • MysteriousStranger May 14, 2017 at 7:30 pm

      No. Won’t ever be if people keep voting Tory either.

      • Frontwheel 2 May 14, 2017 at 7:33 pm

        Amen Brother

  • Caspurs♿️ May 14, 2017 at 7:27 pm

    Rain in N17, blue skies in Kent.

    • A waddle and a fork May 14, 2017 at 7:28 pm

      Levy has fixed it to market his brollies

  • A waddle and a fork May 14, 2017 at 7:27 pm

    Paul Stewart looks like he owns a bar in Lagaluf

  • Frontwheel 2 May 14, 2017 at 7:26 pm

    Ledders,biggest cheer?

  • A waddle and a fork May 14, 2017 at 7:26 pm

    Teddy all is forgiven

  • Jim,Newry Spur. May 14, 2017 at 7:25 pm

    There one missing,I assume, I won’t even mention his name.

    • The Great White Hope May 14, 2017 at 7:27 pm

      Is he a C ?

  • A waddle and a fork May 14, 2017 at 7:25 pm

    Graham Roberts still looks tough

  • SpurAndy May 14, 2017 at 7:25 pm

    Fuck me I feel old, I remember most of these when they were young.

    • Caspurs♿️ May 14, 2017 at 7:25 pm

      You don’t look it.

      • SpurAndy May 14, 2017 at 7:26 pm

        Liar, pance on 🔥!

  • The Great White Hope May 14, 2017 at 7:25 pm

    Mabbs very popular

  • Caspurs♿️ May 14, 2017 at 7:24 pm

    Joe Kinnear? How many times has he slagged us off.pfft.

  • Jim,Newry Spur. May 14, 2017 at 7:24 pm

    Aged.

  • paul May 14, 2017 at 7:24 pm

    Ledley, ok i’m in tears

    • Caspurs♿️ May 14, 2017 at 7:25 pm

      Was that repeated for each eye?

      • paul May 14, 2017 at 7:25 pm

        cheap ass website

        • Sexy Beast May 14, 2017 at 7:26 pm

          😂😂

  • paul May 14, 2017 at 7:24 pm

    Ledley, ok i’m in tears

  • The Great White Hope May 14, 2017 at 7:23 pm

    King of the World Ma !

  • Jim,Newry Spur. May 14, 2017 at 7:23 pm

    Ageg, ffs.

  • Jim,Newry Spur. May 14, 2017 at 7:23 pm

    Yes, Pat’s had same hairstyle since 1964, hasn’t ageg badly.

  • Frontwheel 2 May 14, 2017 at 7:22 pm

    Fucking surprisingly emotional

  • Sexy Beast May 14, 2017 at 7:22 pm

    I’m welling up

    • A waddle and a fork May 14, 2017 at 7:23 pm

      I’ve cried on and off all day. Think my gf thinks I’m ridiculous.

  • A waddle and a fork May 14, 2017 at 7:21 pm

    Jennings looks like Liberache

  • A waddle and a fork May 14, 2017 at 7:20 pm

    I hope to see Gazza

  • The Great White Hope May 14, 2017 at 7:20 pm

    Mike England looks fresh for his age

  • Caspurs♿️ May 14, 2017 at 7:17 pm

    This could go on a while..

  • Sexy Beast May 14, 2017 at 7:16 pm

    Stephen Carr didn’t he slag us off saying he wanted to play for a big club when he moved to Newcastle?

    • jfdit May 14, 2017 at 7:17 pm

      got offered a shitty deal by club, was sad to see him leave

      • Sexy Beast May 14, 2017 at 7:19 pm

        Levyonmics?

  • Jim,Newry Spur. May 14, 2017 at 7:14 pm

    I have no sky, no stream, is everything going all right at the Lane, don’t want it spoiled by somebody getting hurt. Don’t want something like that as last memory.

  • The Great White Hope May 14, 2017 at 7:14 pm

    Branagh has been a Spurs fan since he was in the Lyric Players in Belfast.

    • Jim,Newry Spur. May 14, 2017 at 7:17 pm

      Wasn’t referring to Kenneth personally, didn’t know he was a fan ,I’m now a big Branagh fan.

  • Jim,Newry Spur. May 14, 2017 at 7:12 pm

    Didn’t know that, but he’s welcome aboard, That’s something we will have to get used to , with our new found gorgeousness, the bandwagon jumpers will start to appear.Everyone welcome as long as they behave.

    • The Great White Hope May 14, 2017 at 7:14 pm

      Branagh has been a Spurs fan since he was in the Lyric Players in Belfast.

  • caveman May 14, 2017 at 7:09 pm

    I’ve lost the stream

    • jfdit May 14, 2017 at 7:10 pm

      it’s on Facebook I think

  • MysteriousStranger May 14, 2017 at 7:05 pm

    Kenneth Branagh a Spurs fan. Didn’t know that.

  • Sexy Beast May 14, 2017 at 7:00 pm

    Real Fan? May 14, 2017 at 5:57 pm

    Hello Gents, just got in. This is lovely innit? The lads I coach won their Final 5-2, second trophy this season. Nice.
    Fanny, you can come back in now!
    Well done to your lads!

    • Caspurs♿️ May 14, 2017 at 7:04 pm

      Big congrats to RF and the Dorset Hotspurs!

      • richspurs May 14, 2017 at 7:05 pm

        Well dun you sexy beest

  • richspurs May 14, 2017 at 6:55 pm

    Moaner Mourinho. Undignified, rude and moody. Another twat.

    • richspurs May 14, 2017 at 6:57 pm

      Hope Ajax tonk em thoroughly

      • Gloster1861 May 14, 2017 at 6:59 pm

        Yes, Klaasen and Dolberg run them ragged before signing for the Lilywhites.

        • richspurs May 14, 2017 at 7:01 pm

          If we get Wembley right, them rest of the league will be a piss.

        • jfdit May 14, 2017 at 7:04 pm

          looking at league table – 8 draws of which 5 of them we should have won, 4 defeats which maybe 2 of them we should at least drawn

          small margins but we’re closer than ever, time for Levy to back Poch to the hilt give him the tools to finish the job

  • AccringtonSpurs May 14, 2017 at 6:55 pm

    Anybody know how many goals we’ve scored from set pieces this season?

    • Sexy Beast May 14, 2017 at 6:55 pm

      What do you call a deer with no eyes?

      • Gloster1861 May 14, 2017 at 6:56 pm

        I’ve no notion.

        • MysteriousStranger May 14, 2017 at 6:58 pm

          Anything you like, it can’t see you.

          • danspurs May 14, 2017 at 6:59 pm

            Can hear you though so just watch your mouth

            • MysteriousStranger May 14, 2017 at 7:01 pm

              Why? I’m up a tree. “Fuck you, you deer twat!”

              • Caspurs♿️ May 14, 2017 at 7:02 pm

                Doh!

                • danspurs May 14, 2017 at 7:09 pm

                  A deer…

  • danspurs May 14, 2017 at 6:54 pm

    José. Before you fuck off like a highly paid cu…

  • GERRYinHONGKONG May 14, 2017 at 6:52 pm

    Looking forward to greet the players in HK

  • Frontwheel 2 May 14, 2017 at 6:50 pm

    We buy any car Lane ?

    • Caspurs♿️ May 14, 2017 at 6:51 pm

      Cillet Bang Lane!

  • AccringtonSpurs May 14, 2017 at 6:49 pm

    Thought Wanyama was immense once again. Eriksen got MOTM, tho.

    • AccringtonSpurs May 14, 2017 at 6:49 pm

      Dele played really well

    • MysteriousStranger May 14, 2017 at 6:52 pm

      Thought Kane or Wanyama deserved it ahead of Eriksen.

  • GERRYinHONGKONG May 14, 2017 at 6:47 pm

    The players have shown their worth this season!!!

    • Spurstacus 💋 May 14, 2017 at 6:52 pm

      I was just thinking about you. Where you been?

  • danspurs May 14, 2017 at 6:47 pm

    Wembley Wembley we’re the homeless Tottenham hotspur and we’re off to. ..

  • Sexy Beast May 14, 2017 at 6:46 pm

    Fuck off Henry

    • Harry Hotspur May 14, 2017 at 6:47 pm

      For saying we need win something?

      • richspurs May 14, 2017 at 6:48 pm

        Ditto that wanker Owen.

      • MysteriousStranger May 14, 2017 at 6:48 pm

        He was absolutely on the money. We need to win things to keep the likes of Alli.

        • Caspurs♿️ May 14, 2017 at 6:51 pm

          Yep, this team now needs to take the next step.

      • danspurs May 14, 2017 at 6:50 pm

        We do need to win something but I’ll take the recent momentum over the odd league cup win. Seriously. I would.

      • Sexy Beast May 14, 2017 at 6:50 pm

        For being a gooner cunt actually, we will win something in the next 3 years don’t you think?

        • Gloster1861 May 14, 2017 at 6:53 pm

          Knife edge stuff now. Will it happen before the squad breaks up? Trophies will keep them together, can they start winning before they lose patience and scatter? Including Pochettino.

          • danspurs May 14, 2017 at 6:57 pm

            Maybe it’s the trophy that will split them up? Ajax seem to have mastered that trick. I feel a lot of these players are willing to gamble three or so more seasons with us.

            • Gloster1861 May 14, 2017 at 6:58 pm

              Ajax are the feeder club par excellence.

              • danspurs May 14, 2017 at 7:11 pm

                Yup. That’s what we should be😂

    • Lord Croker May 14, 2017 at 6:57 pm

      He has a point. Qualifying for CL is not a champagne moment unless your second name is Lewis.

      • danspurs May 14, 2017 at 6:58 pm

        Or you expected 6th

        • Lord Croker May 14, 2017 at 7:16 pm

          No.

  • Gloster1861 May 14, 2017 at 6:42 pm

    So pleased and proud of the lads to reach the landmark of 80 points. For so long it looked like a distant peak. Superb.

  • Jim,Newry Spur. May 14, 2017 at 6:41 pm

    Yes, bye to the old Lane, hello to the New Lane.

    • danspurs May 14, 2017 at 6:48 pm

      Meet the new boss, same as the old boss

  • The Great White Hope May 14, 2017 at 6:39 pm

    Farewell Old Girl, it’s been a blast !

    • danspurs May 14, 2017 at 6:41 pm

      Ta! But I’m still doing tricks on tuesdays

  • Jim,Newry Spur. May 14, 2017 at 6:38 pm

    Is that meant as praise.

    • SpurAndy May 14, 2017 at 6:40 pm

      No, apparently he hates us.

      • Gloster1861 May 14, 2017 at 6:43 pm

        Git was a Spurs player once.

        • danspurs May 14, 2017 at 6:44 pm

          Never quite established himself though. .

  • SpurAndy May 14, 2017 at 6:37 pm

    “This is the best Tottenham team I’ve ever seen” – Souness

  • richspurs May 14, 2017 at 6:37 pm

    Gigsy “goalscoring goal” by Kane comment. Jealous twat.

  • legover May 14, 2017 at 6:36 pm

    Really emotional moment for me saying goodbye to The Lane. So many memories from when my father used to take me to every home match and where my love and support for this great team started. Listening to 55000 fans singing Glory Glory Hallelujah. Seeing so many great great players. Standing at the Park Lane End on the terraces. So goodbye to a place of so many memories and hallo to a magnificent stadium and a magnificent future. COYS

    • danspurs May 14, 2017 at 6:38 pm

      Lovely post

  • Gloster1861 May 14, 2017 at 6:36 pm

    Loved the final comment on my stream. “Mourinho’s spent 150 million and guided United from fifth to sixth place.”

    • danspurs May 14, 2017 at 6:39 pm

      He looks like a man who inhabits the past.

  • Jim,Newry Spur. May 14, 2017 at 6:36 pm

    Fifty points out of fifty four.

    • richspurs May 14, 2017 at 6:40 pm

      53 from 57 i think

      • Jim,Newry Spur. May 14, 2017 at 7:08 pm

        Correct forgot to add in last game.

  • Ufluckinplic May 14, 2017 at 6:35 pm

    We’ll it’s good night from me and farewell to the Lane. Enjoy the celebrations all. 😢😢😢👏👏👏👏👏

    • Sexy Beast May 14, 2017 at 6:36 pm

      Nighty night Unk

      • MysteriousStranger May 14, 2017 at 6:48 pm

        Unk? 🤣

        • Caspurs♿️ May 14, 2017 at 6:50 pm

          Flunkle Plic?

  • richspurs May 14, 2017 at 6:34 pm

    14 on the trot at home

    • danspurs May 14, 2017 at 6:36 pm

      I usually go at work. Saves scrubbing the toilet.

      • richspurs May 14, 2017 at 6:41 pm

        Saves water n money cheapskate

        • danspurs May 14, 2017 at 6:42 pm

          Yup. But I do have to buy new pants once in a while

  • Caspurs♿️ May 14, 2017 at 6:33 pm

    How long before I can watch the re-run, 10 minutes?

    • Gloster1861 May 14, 2017 at 6:34 pm

      Why? Not that memorable watching United’s back eight.

      • Caspurs♿️ May 14, 2017 at 6:35 pm

        I’ll watch it on the tv at FULL VOLUME!

        • Gloster1861 May 14, 2017 at 6:37 pm

          PARDON?

          • danspurs May 14, 2017 at 6:43 pm

            EH?

  • Caspurs♿️ May 14, 2017 at 6:31 pm

    How much of the pitch will be left when the fans return to their seats?

    • Gloster1861 May 14, 2017 at 6:33 pm

      None of the green stuff.

      • richspurs May 14, 2017 at 6:34 pm

        Will there still be seats??

  • Lord Croker May 14, 2017 at 6:31 pm

    Grab that turf lads.

    • MysteriousStranger May 14, 2017 at 6:36 pm

      That Desso Grassmaster surface, which we won no Trophies on.

      • Gloster1861 May 14, 2017 at 6:38 pm

        How you doing Mysty? Bearing up?

        • MysteriousStranger May 14, 2017 at 6:41 pm

          I can cope with the emotion of the day. 😉

          • Gloster1861 May 14, 2017 at 6:44 pm

            Pip pip, stiff upper lip!

  • Freünd or Foe May 14, 2017 at 6:31 pm

    Job done.

    • Caspurs♿️ May 14, 2017 at 6:33 pm

      Stop crying, you’ll start me off!

      • SpurAndy May 14, 2017 at 6:34 pm

        It’s the ☔

  • Jim,Newry Spur. May 14, 2017 at 6:30 pm

    Don’t want anyone hurt.

  • richspurs May 14, 2017 at 6:30 pm

    Take a bow Pocho and the lads. We proved we can slug it out, toe to toe with the richest n beat em. Al l we gotta do is overcome Wembly win away at the rich bastards n we wil be champs next May. Lets have reason for another pitch invasion at Wembley.

  • Caspurs♿️ May 14, 2017 at 6:29 pm

    I’m enjoying the pitch invasion more than the idea of a parade, speshal!!

    • danspurs May 14, 2017 at 6:30 pm

      Yeah. Looks mad on the TV. Would love to be there.

      • Caspurs♿️ May 14, 2017 at 6:32 pm

        #luvvinit

  • Chris May 14, 2017 at 6:28 pm

    Harry Hotspur hahaha

  • Sexy Beast May 14, 2017 at 6:28 pm

    😂

    • Sexy Beast May 14, 2017 at 6:28 pm

      Harold you scored the winner!

  • Spiderneil May 14, 2017 at 6:26 pm

    H just got a mention

  • SpurAndy May 14, 2017 at 6:25 pm

    Remember getting on the pitch when we won the UEFA in 72.

  • Chris May 14, 2017 at 6:24 pm

    Stupid pitch invasion! Why ruin the celebrations??

    • Caspurs♿️ May 14, 2017 at 6:30 pm

      Relax, lettum enjoy themselves.

  • MysteriousStranger May 14, 2017 at 6:24 pm

    Stewards doing well. 🤣

  • danspurs May 14, 2017 at 6:24 pm

    First pitch invasion since relegation?

    • Baz May 14, 2017 at 6:25 pm

      See what happens when you let the have flags

      • danspurs May 14, 2017 at 6:25 pm

        Incitement!

    • Stevo1987 May 14, 2017 at 6:28 pm

      Nope we were on the pitch last home game in the 2nd division against Hull.

      • danspurs May 14, 2017 at 6:29 pm

        I was 7 then but remember listening to the game against saints where we got promoted!

        • Stevo1987 May 14, 2017 at 6:30 pm

          I was there. Ended in a draw and Saints hit the post.

          • danspurs May 14, 2017 at 6:32 pm

            Must have been great. Went to the dell a few times but never as an away fan. I’ll always remember that evening though. True balmy.

  • Ufluckinplic May 14, 2017 at 6:23 pm

    Nutty get off the pitch 😂😂😂😂

  • Jim,Newry Spur. May 14, 2017 at 6:23 pm

    At the end of the day,as loads of people have said it’s not about the bricks and mortar, it’s the people like Bill Nick, Mackay, Blanchflower,White, Bale,Hoddle and all the fans living and dead.All the mums and dads taking their kids to their first game, all the mates you met at the Lane.Time to shed a tear.

    • danspurs May 14, 2017 at 6:24 pm

      Yep!

  • MysteriousStranger May 14, 2017 at 6:22 pm

    Hooray. Would be nice to see us go for the jugular instead of play keep ball towards the end but I suppose I shouldn’t be greedy. 2nd it is.

    • danspurs May 14, 2017 at 6:25 pm

      With 2 games to spare. Not so shabby for paupers.

  • richspurs May 14, 2017 at 6:22 pm

    We wooooooon

  • danspurs May 14, 2017 at 6:21 pm

    Maaaarrrrrrccccchhhhiiiinnngggggg

  • danspurs May 14, 2017 at 6:19 pm

    Just remembering carr’s screamer against this mob. And 4 -1 in the last home game before the 87 fa cup final. Great days at the lane.

  • MysteriousStranger May 14, 2017 at 6:18 pm

    Lucky us.

  • Jim,Newry Spur. May 14, 2017 at 6:17 pm

    Bill Nick’s family are there, that’s nice.

  • Jim,Newry Spur. May 14, 2017 at 6:16 pm

    Five minutes of added time.

  • richspurs May 14, 2017 at 6:16 pm

    Hope our boys learnt how to concentrate for 96 mins

    • richspurs May 14, 2017 at 6:18 pm

      Do they have training techniques for concentration

  • Jim,Newry Spur. May 14, 2017 at 6:15 pm

    Carrick will probably score one from forty yards out.

  • Jim,Newry Spur. May 14, 2017 at 6:14 pm

    Good news,Alan Green says he’s been told Wenger is staying for two more years.

  • danspurs May 14, 2017 at 6:14 pm

    Over all of the recentish players who moved on too early I think Carrick damaged us most.

  • Jim,Newry Spur. May 14, 2017 at 6:13 pm

    Maybe Harry can keep the glass tunnel properly shining.

  • Jim,Newry Spur. May 14, 2017 at 6:12 pm

    Don’t lose this, let’s finish as we mean to go on.

  • Jim,Newry Spur. May 14, 2017 at 6:09 pm

    Stands to reason Mysterious, Harry is Daniel’s biggest fan, where would be without him.

  • Jim,Newry Spur. May 14, 2017 at 6:08 pm

    Rooney should be off.

  • MysteriousStranger May 14, 2017 at 6:07 pm

    I just spotted H’s “Thank you Daniel Levy” banner… 😂

    • richspurs May 14, 2017 at 6:09 pm

      Knew there was a soft spot unner there, somewhere

      • danspurs May 14, 2017 at 6:12 pm

        I think levy has a spot lined up for Harry at the new ground. Probably in the foundations of the cheese room.

        • MysteriousStranger May 14, 2017 at 6:13 pm

          H will show him the whey.

        • richspurs May 14, 2017 at 6:13 pm

          He he he posterity

  • Jim,Newry Spur. May 14, 2017 at 6:06 pm

    Now we’re for it Rashford on.

  • danspurs May 14, 2017 at 6:04 pm

    Good reaction to the goal. COYS

  • Jim,Newry Spur. May 14, 2017 at 6:02 pm

    They’re going to make us suffer right to the last second.

    • danspurs May 14, 2017 at 6:03 pm

      As befits our history at the ground

      • Baz May 14, 2017 at 6:04 pm

        You got that right

        • danspurs May 14, 2017 at 6:04 pm

          Sadly

  • richspurs May 14, 2017 at 6:01 pm

    Time to bring Bonzo on

  • Real Fan? May 14, 2017 at 6:01 pm

    Sorry.

    • danspurs May 14, 2017 at 6:01 pm

      Accepted rf!

  • danspurs May 14, 2017 at 6:00 pm

    Oh Harry. Why did you post about moussa with 20 mins to go not being the answer you jinx?

  • richspurs May 14, 2017 at 5:59 pm

    This aint gonna be easy ffs. Wheres our full backs.

  • Jim,Newry Spur. May 14, 2017 at 5:59 pm

    It was lovely, c’mon lads, 3-1, will do.

  • Horndog May 14, 2017 at 5:59 pm

    Uh oh, Trippier’s defensive frailties exposed.

    • SpurAndy May 14, 2017 at 5:59 pm

      Hmm, what I thought.

  • The Great White Hope May 14, 2017 at 5:58 pm

    Chas & Dave just been booked to play in front of 90,000 at Wembley end of next season when we clinch the EPL. Rabbit Rabbit

  • Real Fan? May 14, 2017 at 5:57 pm

    Hello Gents, just got in. This is lovely innit? The lads I coach won their Final 5-2, second trophy this season. Nice.

    • MysteriousStranger May 14, 2017 at 5:58 pm

      Not that lovely.

    • Sexy Beast May 14, 2017 at 5:58 pm

      Er can you go back out please?

      • danspurs May 14, 2017 at 5:58 pm

        Brilliant!

    • Spurstacus 💋 May 14, 2017 at 5:58 pm

      Boom! Congrats.

    • MysteriousStranger May 14, 2017 at 5:58 pm

      Well done re: your team, though.

    • SpurAndy May 14, 2017 at 5:59 pm

      Well done RF 👍

  • MysteriousStranger May 14, 2017 at 5:57 pm

    Ooops.

  • Jim,Newry Spur. May 14, 2017 at 5:57 pm

    Make it three, so we can breathe easier.

    • danspurs May 14, 2017 at 5:58 pm

      Ummm…

  • danspurs May 14, 2017 at 5:55 pm

    Iiiiiiinnnnnnn thaaaaaaatttt nuuuuummmmmmbeeèrrrrrrrr

  • richspurs May 14, 2017 at 5:55 pm

    When the lads play with pace first time passing, no one can match em

  • The Great White Hope May 14, 2017 at 5:54 pm

    Some of our lads are taking the piss and all they can come back with is “Well i’m on £300 grand a week.”

  • Jim,Newry Spur. May 14, 2017 at 5:54 pm

    Good times never felt so good.

  • SpurAndy May 14, 2017 at 5:53 pm

    Love 😍 this team

    • danspurs May 14, 2017 at 5:54 pm

      👏

    • Spurstacus 💋 May 14, 2017 at 5:54 pm

      Yes sir, I can boogie.

  • Jim,Newry Spur. May 14, 2017 at 5:53 pm

    I can hear Yid Army.

  • Jim,Newry Spur. May 14, 2017 at 5:51 pm

    Steve Claridge lovefest with Harry Kane on 5 Live,he’s world class,or if he’s not just yet he’s going to be.

  • Caspurs♿️ May 14, 2017 at 5:51 pm

    The lane is a cacophony of noise, oh the envy.

  • Harry Hotspur May 14, 2017 at 5:50 pm

    Dele Alli having a rather good game – but please don’t tell anyone I told you…

    • richspurs May 14, 2017 at 5:51 pm

      Deli’ playing??

    • Caspurs♿️ May 14, 2017 at 5:52 pm

      Your secret is safe with me..

    • Sexy Beast May 14, 2017 at 5:53 pm

      You feeling alright Harold??

  • Baz May 14, 2017 at 5:49 pm

    It’s pissing down

  • Ufluckinplic May 14, 2017 at 5:47 pm

    Time for Mousa, once again look at the quality of the subs coming on versus our bench.

    • danspurs May 14, 2017 at 5:49 pm

      Its a fair point. But they did have a couple of little known players starting.

      • MysteriousStranger May 14, 2017 at 5:50 pm

        Very kind selection from Mourinho.

        • danspurs May 14, 2017 at 5:51 pm

          Covering up his failure in the league.

          • danspurs May 14, 2017 at 5:53 pm

            Plus, to be fair, they have injuries and suspensions.

  • The Great White Hope May 14, 2017 at 5:47 pm

    I really think we might be building something here.

    • danspurs May 14, 2017 at 5:47 pm

      Big new ground?

  • Jim,Newry Spur. May 14, 2017 at 5:45 pm

    C’mon put them to the sword, finish them off, they enjoyed too many easy days against us.

    • danspurs May 14, 2017 at 5:50 pm

      Attaaaaaaaacccccckkkkkk

  • Horndog May 14, 2017 at 5:44 pm

    Babba booey, COYS! 🐓⚽️

  • richspurs May 14, 2017 at 5:44 pm

    Which team top of scoring charts

  • The Great White Hope May 14, 2017 at 5:44 pm

    Pretty sure the Gunners won’t catch us now !

  • MysteriousStranger May 14, 2017 at 5:41 pm

    Who gave Berbatov a tie? Fuck him.

    • danspurs May 14, 2017 at 5:42 pm

      Yep. I agree. Shouldn’t be there.

    • Harry Hotspur May 14, 2017 at 5:42 pm

      Probably swapped it for a sleeve of Marlboro, the slag.

  • richspurs May 14, 2017 at 5:40 pm

    Kane so f…ing greedy. Pass twat.

    • Spurstacus 💋 May 14, 2017 at 5:42 pm

      50th goal at WHL. He can have a pop.

    • danspurs May 14, 2017 at 5:42 pm

      I thought that was worth a shot.

  • richspurs May 14, 2017 at 5:38 pm

    Idiot Drury. On n on aboug the 3-5. Twat.

  • The Great White Hope May 14, 2017 at 5:37 pm

    Lovely dummy Dier !

  • Harry Hotspur May 14, 2017 at 5:37 pm

    They’ll need to score 3 now…

    • Baz May 14, 2017 at 5:38 pm

      It’s only Tottenham lads

  • richspurs May 14, 2017 at 5:37 pm

    Can the fecker score a few more n ein the golden bootie please.

  • Sexy Beast May 14, 2017 at 5:37 pm

    Dam it! you lot ruined it, i’m on 30 sec delay and didn’t realise haha

    • Spurstacus 💋 May 14, 2017 at 5:37 pm

      Me too. At least.

    • danspurs May 14, 2017 at 5:38 pm

      The hazard of streaming! Always worse when we’re attacking and everyone starts posting swear words!

  • Baz May 14, 2017 at 5:36 pm

    Splendido!

  • danspurs May 14, 2017 at 5:36 pm

    Back of the ankle. Back of the net.

  • The Great White Hope May 14, 2017 at 5:36 pm

    Superb

  • Ufluckinplic May 14, 2017 at 5:35 pm

    Get in there Harry

  • SpurAndy May 14, 2017 at 5:35 pm

    KANEINO!

  • danspurs May 14, 2017 at 5:35 pm

    A beauty

  • MysteriousStranger May 14, 2017 at 5:35 pm

    Lovely.

    • Harry Hotspur May 14, 2017 at 5:35 pm

      and vicious…

  • Jim,Newry Spur. May 14, 2017 at 5:35 pm

    COYS.

  • The Great White Hope May 14, 2017 at 5:35 pm

    Top 3 Spurs players this season
    1 Kaneinho
    2 Wanyama
    3 Alderweireld

  • Jim,Newry Spur. May 14, 2017 at 5:33 pm

    Graeme Souness, still bitter about leaving Spurs, whatever happened to him.

    • SpurAndy May 14, 2017 at 5:34 pm

      He sounded very positive about us at half time.

    • Harry Hotspur May 14, 2017 at 5:35 pm

      He went home to house full of winners medals.

  • caveman May 14, 2017 at 5:33 pm

    Whats the point in having Giggs and Owen (two M U stars in the studio. No fucking class, just biased, biased, biased shit.

  • Caspurs♿️ May 14, 2017 at 5:32 pm

    If we’re leading 1-0 at full time, we have a chance.

  • Baz May 14, 2017 at 5:26 pm

    Association football spelt backwards says gross misconduct.

    • is Gascoigne gonna have a crack? May 14, 2017 at 5:26 pm

      Good point.

  • is Gascoigne gonna have a crack? May 14, 2017 at 5:23 pm

    Is everyone in the football world OK with west ham? Its gross misconduct at least. Their fans seem happy with putting everything into one match just to derail our progress then just fuck it all off. Nobody bats an eyelid.

    • Spurstacus 💋 May 14, 2017 at 5:24 pm

      👀

    • The Great White Hope May 14, 2017 at 5:25 pm

      We was crap, 7 players well under par, no excuses, we deserved nothing.

      • is Gascoigne gonna have a crack? May 14, 2017 at 5:28 pm

        Maybe, but 0-4? Its a joke really.

        • The Great White Hope May 14, 2017 at 5:29 pm

          The pitch was far too big for us !

          • is Gascoigne gonna have a crack? May 14, 2017 at 5:31 pm

            We got agoraphobic players. The wide open spaces send them into a tailspin…

    • jfdit May 14, 2017 at 5:28 pm

      they’ll probably get relegated next season and be playing in front of 25,000 the year after

      we fucked up big time in that game, no excuses every other decent team has scored at least 3 against them this season

      • Harry Hotspur May 14, 2017 at 5:30 pm

        Yup.

  • Baz May 14, 2017 at 5:22 pm

    That was a meaty header

  • AccringtonSpurs May 14, 2017 at 5:21 pm

    Davies playing quite well.

    we look well up for this.

  • Spurstacus 💋 May 14, 2017 at 5:20 pm

    I give that half to Spurs 1-0.

  • Sexy Beast May 14, 2017 at 5:18 pm

    Kane should have squared that, hope it don’t bite us second half.

  • Ufluckinplic May 14, 2017 at 5:17 pm

    We’re still in this…

  • Spiderneil May 14, 2017 at 5:16 pm

    How was that a risky challenge? It was a good challenge. These commentators just cannot shake the bias. They’ve got their faces buried in their own overweight old man breasts instead of actually seeing what’s happening in the game.

  • Sexy Beast May 14, 2017 at 5:14 pm

    Harry Hotspur May 14, 2017 at 4:59 pm

    He’s beautiful. Absolute joy, he is.
    But is he a Sexy Beast??

  • Sexy Beast May 14, 2017 at 5:05 pm

    Did anyone notice Graham Souness say this crowd not known for getting behind the team?

    • jfdit May 14, 2017 at 5:09 pm

      always a critical crowd, high expectations – been too many years of non performance

      • Sexy Beast May 14, 2017 at 5:20 pm

        Not so this season.

        • jfdit May 14, 2017 at 5:25 pm

          not so for two seasons now, I had a S/T in the sugar/early levy years, hated going to the games in the end, spiteful vibe

          seems to be a lot of ‘harmony’ amongst the spurs’ faithful & team now thanks to Poch

    • Harry Hotspur May 14, 2017 at 5:10 pm

      He’s been to The Lane many times, then…

  • Harry Hotspur May 14, 2017 at 5:04 pm

    Are the post match shenanigans on the TV?

    • jfdit May 14, 2017 at 5:05 pm

      yep

    • SpurAndy May 14, 2017 at 5:05 pm

      Yarp.

    • danspurs May 14, 2017 at 5:05 pm

      Yep. On sky

    • Sexy Beast May 14, 2017 at 5:09 pm

      Spurs Facebook page

    • jfdit May 14, 2017 at 5:30 pm

      haven’t caught up with the blog too much lately h, did you see the minutes released by THST last week?

      looks like levy’s been pulling everyones chain re stadium costs

  • SpurAndy May 14, 2017 at 5:04 pm

    They’re sing, there’s only one Daniel Levy!

    • Sexy Beast May 14, 2017 at 5:10 pm

      Too much 🍺🍺?

  • The Great White Hope May 14, 2017 at 5:03 pm

    There is a massive golf between these teams !

    • danspurs May 14, 2017 at 5:04 pm

      Four!😎

  • danspurs May 14, 2017 at 5:00 pm

    Crowd doing the ghosts of past times proud. Sounds amazing. Giving me tingles!

    • Harry Hotspur May 14, 2017 at 5:01 pm

      We should close down every week.

      • 89Spurs 👁 May 14, 2017 at 5:02 pm

        Not at £800 mil.every week.

      • danspurs May 14, 2017 at 5:03 pm

        My wife walks out once a week just to spice things up

  • Spiderneil May 14, 2017 at 4:58 pm

    Wanyama is in beast mode

    • The Great White Hope May 14, 2017 at 4:59 pm

      Don’t like that

    • Harry Hotspur May 14, 2017 at 4:59 pm

      He’s beautiful. Absolute joy, he is.

  • A waddle and a fork May 14, 2017 at 4:56 pm

    Great save De Gea

  • Harry Hotspur May 14, 2017 at 4:56 pm

    Jennings’ been on the wine…

  • Harry Hotspur May 14, 2017 at 4:55 pm

    United look utterly toothless (not a complaint btw)

  • The Great White Hope May 14, 2017 at 4:54 pm

    Man Utd players on £1.8m a week and our lads on £300k at least according to Diane Abbott.

    • Lord Croker May 14, 2017 at 4:59 pm

      She knows the cost of a bargain bucket.

      • Harry Hotspur May 14, 2017 at 5:00 pm

        Her bargain bucket brings all the anti-semites to the yard…

        • Baz May 14, 2017 at 5:20 pm

          Tune 🎼

        • jfdit May 14, 2017 at 5:22 pm

          I would be grateful if Diane Abbot’s bargain cum filled bucket wasn’t mentioned on the blog, I’m about to have me dinner

  • Harry Hotspur May 14, 2017 at 4:54 pm

    Daniel’s wearing his summer-weight eyebrows.

  • A waddle and a fork May 14, 2017 at 4:51 pm

    Son needs to do some more shooting practice and less internet bollocks

  • danspurs May 14, 2017 at 4:50 pm

    Will anyone be worried if it’s 3 nil at half time?

  • MysteriousStranger May 14, 2017 at 4:49 pm

    Looked harder for Sonny to miss.

    • Horndog May 14, 2017 at 4:50 pm

      Sonny side down and would have scored.

    • Harry Hotspur May 14, 2017 at 4:50 pm

      She does that…

    • The Great White Hope May 14, 2017 at 4:50 pm

      Sure he’s not a Striker, oh wait …he is !

  • The Great White Hope May 14, 2017 at 4:41 pm

    Man Utd fans texting me fearing a hammering, that’s a first !

    • The Great White Hope May 14, 2017 at 4:43 pm

      I think there’s a song ;
      I predict a rout

  • Harry Hotspur May 14, 2017 at 4:40 pm

    We’re actually looking good!

    • Sexy Beast May 14, 2017 at 4:47 pm

      You’ve been hacked! hahahaha

      • danspurs May 14, 2017 at 4:53 pm

        Finally seeing the earth isn’t round. ..

  • The Great White Hope May 14, 2017 at 4:38 pm

    Change that from 3-1 to 6-0 !

  • jfdit May 14, 2017 at 4:38 pm

    I predict 4-0

    time for a proper send off

  • A waddle and a fork May 14, 2017 at 4:38 pm

    I’m in tears again – this has to stop

    • Freünd or Foe May 14, 2017 at 4:39 pm

      Let it flow dude.

    • danspurs May 14, 2017 at 4:40 pm

      I had a sneaky sob this morning. Don’t tell anyone though.

  • Ufluckinplic May 14, 2017 at 4:37 pm

    Thumping header

  • The Great White Hope May 14, 2017 at 4:37 pm

    magic

  • Lord Croker May 14, 2017 at 4:37 pm

    What a cross.

    • danspurs May 14, 2017 at 4:37 pm

      And from a corner! !!!

  • Caspurs♿️ May 14, 2017 at 4:37 pm

    Fakinaider, get in!

  • Horndog May 14, 2017 at 4:36 pm

    Wanyama has 40″ vertical, wow

    • Caspurs♿️ May 14, 2017 at 4:37 pm

      This is a family blog HD.

      • Horndog May 14, 2017 at 4:38 pm

        Sorry

  • SpurAndy May 14, 2017 at 4:36 pm

    Victor victorious!

  • Horndog May 14, 2017 at 4:36 pm

    Bam, who said Davies can’t cross

  • danspurs May 14, 2017 at 4:36 pm

    Beautiful

  • Freünd or Foe May 14, 2017 at 4:35 pm

    Get in!!

  • Harry Hotspur May 14, 2017 at 4:35 pm

    wallop

  • The Great White Hope May 14, 2017 at 4:34 pm

    With style and with a flourish, 3-1 to the Lilywhites, wish i could have been there !

  • Harry Hotspur May 14, 2017 at 4:33 pm

    Mousa for the last 20mins is NOT the answer…

    • danspurs May 14, 2017 at 4:36 pm

      It might be. A lot depends on the question.

  • Harry Hotspur May 14, 2017 at 4:29 pm

    Did the mascots all survive the opening ceremony?

    I’m just concerned Levy might be leaving himself open to a partial refund.

    • SpurAndy May 14, 2017 at 4:30 pm

      They looked healthy to me.

  • SpurAndy May 14, 2017 at 4:29 pm

    Is Joe there?

    • Harry Hotspur May 14, 2017 at 4:30 pm

      He’s in hospital.

      Gota paper cut off one of those new fivers.

  • Horndog May 14, 2017 at 4:28 pm

    The pregame, the fans, the flags, goosebumps, maybe even a tear. 😢

  • A waddle and a fork May 14, 2017 at 4:27 pm

    Why not sign Rooney ?? He could be a good back up. He’s a winner and a leader.

    • danspurs May 14, 2017 at 4:31 pm

      I think he’s done at the top level. Would be interesting though.

  • Harry Hotspur May 14, 2017 at 4:26 pm

    So why can’t we have flags for every f*cking game???

    • Lord Croker May 14, 2017 at 4:27 pm

      Too expensive H.

      • Harry Hotspur May 14, 2017 at 4:28 pm

        He he he. I’m such a fool.

    • danspurs May 14, 2017 at 4:28 pm

      Cos it would soon become tacky and make a dent in the duffle bags?

  • Freünd or Foe May 14, 2017 at 4:26 pm

    The noise.

  • Sid Trotter May 14, 2017 at 4:25 pm

    COYS!

  • danspurs May 14, 2017 at 4:23 pm

    Looks immense at the lane on the TV!

  • Limerick AL May 14, 2017 at 4:22 pm

    last Spurs player to score at WHL ? The smart money is on Sissoko, a 4o yard daisy cutter, are ye with me on this one people?

    • Lord Croker May 14, 2017 at 4:23 pm

      Penalty by Lloris.

  • Lord Croker May 14, 2017 at 4:16 pm

    If anyone can get me a match day program I’d be very grateful. Long shot I know.

    • Lord Croker May 14, 2017 at 4:19 pm

      Cancel that just got one off the shop website.

    • Lilywhite without the ll May 14, 2017 at 4:22 pm

      £10each, I’ll get you one for 400quid…

  • Legoverlass May 14, 2017 at 4:12 pm

    Why no Dembele. I just don’t get that. He is an absolute beast in the middle and gives us so much forward momentum. You know the thing we didn’t have against the pikeys So what does Pooch do repeat again so that Dier can lose concentration again and we go behind and then Dembele comes on in the usual 70 minute ffs !!

    • jfdit May 14, 2017 at 4:16 pm

      +1

      always plays brilliantly against Man Utd too

  • danspurs May 14, 2017 at 4:10 pm

    Enjoyed all your work today Harry, thanks, but re your last blog, you wouldn’t buy a Ferrari around here without having a seriously secure garage lined up to hide it in, and I don’t live in Tottenham!

    • Spurstacus 💋 May 14, 2017 at 4:13 pm

      *sniggers* You said”work”.

      • danspurs May 14, 2017 at 4:18 pm

        Fakking autocorrect. I typed ‘wank ‘.

        • danspurs May 14, 2017 at 4:24 pm

          Put the phone down for one minute, wife makes an offensive post….

          • Harry Hotspur May 14, 2017 at 4:27 pm

            Park it like your stole it.

            • danspurs May 14, 2017 at 4:29 pm

              If it was outside my house it would have been nicked!

  • Ufluckinplic May 14, 2017 at 4:07 pm

    Made my first trip to the Lane in 1976 (yikes) and saw Spurs lose 3 nil. As the years progressed I got to see some awesome players and some very dodgy ones! Periods of success were followed by some awful years, mainly the mid to late 90’s. Judas Campbell making his first visit in a Gooner shirt and what a reception he got!

    I remember jumping on the 279 bus in Enfield after school on a Wednesday and grabbing a bag of soggy chips and a match program and heading into to the ground to take my spot on the Shelf close to where the nutters were in the Pen 😂. How I miss the terraces and how the surge of the crowd would carry you back and forth. The closeness of the pitch to the crowd made it a proper ground, I hope the new stadium keeps that atmosphere, and doesn’t become a soulless bowl like so many new stadiums. Time moves on and things evolve but memories remain. So glad I chose to come back and attend one last game in December and I will attend a game at the new stadium. So let’s enjoy today and hope Mourinho doesn’t park the bus and we get 3 points.

    COYS

    • Horndog May 14, 2017 at 4:09 pm

      👍

    • Spurstacus 💋 May 14, 2017 at 4:10 pm

      Beautifully put.

    • SpurAndy May 14, 2017 at 4:10 pm

      Nice UFP, I see this as the start of a new era and not the start of a new error.

      • Spurstacus 💋 May 14, 2017 at 4:12 pm

        Susie Dent’s got nothing on you!

    • danspurs May 14, 2017 at 4:17 pm

      Great post, thanks. I didn’t go until 84 but was lucky enough to experience the terraces and the shelf as a teenager. That was my favourite version of the ground though the present version, before they ripped a corner out, is special to me too. No matter how poor the team has been, it’s always a glorious time to be a Spur!

  • 61SpursNut May 14, 2017 at 4:03 pm

    Sarf stand upper!
    Free flag in hand.
    Free tee in the bag.
    ‘AVE IT!

    • Freünd or Foe May 14, 2017 at 4:04 pm

      Pwopa ‘ave it Nutster. Represent.

    • SpurAndy May 14, 2017 at 4:08 pm

      Go on Nutty give us a wave,
      Give us a wave,
      Give us a wave.
      Go on Nutty give us a wave,
      Dahn at White Hart Lane.

    • danspurs May 14, 2017 at 4:19 pm

      Enjoy Nutty!

  • SpurAndy May 14, 2017 at 3:58 pm

    Spammer fans gone to Westfield early to start their shoplifting.

  • McG ⚽⚽ May 14, 2017 at 3:55 pm

    Strange Dembele not starting, again!

    • Caspurs♿️ May 14, 2017 at 3:57 pm

      Maybe it’s been fixed?

    • Spurstacus 💋 May 14, 2017 at 3:58 pm

      Here we go…

      • SpurAndy May 14, 2017 at 3:59 pm

        Has he tweeted lately?

        • Spurstacus 💋 May 14, 2017 at 4:11 pm

          No. But he changed his tshirt twice this week.

          • SpurAndy May 14, 2017 at 4:12 pm

            Good enough for me.

  • Freünd or Foe May 14, 2017 at 3:49 pm

    Honestly, how did the Spammers play like they did against us? Bastards.

    • Horndog May 14, 2017 at 3:51 pm

      Who knows, but I do hope Wenger and crew enjoy The Ropey. 😬

      • jfdit May 14, 2017 at 4:18 pm

        that will fuck their season up if they try to win it, hindered us no end every season bar this one

    • caveman May 14, 2017 at 3:54 pm

      Bunch of fucking Pickeys, that’s why!

      • SpurAndy May 14, 2017 at 3:55 pm

        👃 pickeys

    • Caspurs♿️ May 14, 2017 at 3:55 pm

      Because we didn’t turn up, simples.

  • Harry Hotspur May 14, 2017 at 3:49 pm

    Spurts is there…

    • Frontwheel 2 May 14, 2017 at 3:52 pm

      I would

    • Spurstacus 💋 May 14, 2017 at 3:53 pm

      Oooh yeah. You should see the tatts ‘South of the Equator’.

      • Caspurs♿️ May 14, 2017 at 3:55 pm

        I take it you’ve already seen them then.

  • Caspurs♿️ May 14, 2017 at 3:43 pm

    No Dembele or Walker.

    • Horndog May 14, 2017 at 3:45 pm

      They are hanging out on the bench playing poker.

      • Spurstacus 💋 May 14, 2017 at 3:46 pm

        Who’s her?

        • Horndog May 14, 2017 at 3:47 pm

          Her who?

          • Spurstacus 💋 May 14, 2017 at 3:48 pm

            Who they’re on the bench poking.

            • Horndog May 14, 2017 at 3:51 pm

              I hope not each other.

  • richspurs May 14, 2017 at 3:39 pm

    Betcha Anderton produces sick note at the last minute. Brain strain.

  • Horndog May 14, 2017 at 3:38 pm

    I like Trippier starting. As for Manure, only two players worry me. DeGea because he is good and Mata, who always shows up against us.

    • Horndog May 14, 2017 at 3:40 pm

      Keep the images coming H, we’re going to miss the old girl.

  • 89Spurs 👁 May 14, 2017 at 3:37 pm

    Foist here but not at the match.

  • Sexy Beast May 14, 2017 at 3:37 pm

    Firsty

    • 89Spurs 👁 May 14, 2017 at 3:38 pm

      You won, let’s hope Spurs do as well.

      • Sexy Beast May 14, 2017 at 3:40 pm

        fingers crossed

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