Date: 18th June 2017 at 3:47pm
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‘Tottenham are plotting a move for Manchester United defender Chris Smalling!’ say the Daily Mail.

Not only is this complete garbage, it’s complete garbage being recycled by people like 101GreatGoals who once upon a time used to deliver …clips of goals!

No really. They did. Ask your dad.

When asking Glad about the possibility of Spurs doing business with Manchester United the reply was unequivocal:

“More chance of me regaining my virginity. Daniel can’t sell to Man Utd full stop.”

“The Carrick thing, the Berbatov thing. Even if we saw Rooney in return, few if anyone would be pleased.”

Smalling to Spurs is ambitious to the point of having been completely made up. Joe Bernstein.

This stinks to high heaven of an impending Dier/Smalling swap headline that also won’t be worth reading.

 
Comments
  • Aside from cerebrospinal fluid, what's on your mind?

  • mystic arnold June 19, 2017 at 8:22 am

    How far from Wells-next the sea is that

  • ronwol196061🇨🇦 June 18, 2017 at 11:28 pm

    News Now should be called No News Now

  • ronwol196061🇨🇦 June 18, 2017 at 10:33 pm

    Harry the flow of the new site is great

    • Harry Hotspur June 18, 2017 at 11:29 pm

      It’s not been upgraded yet 😋

      • Horndog June 18, 2017 at 11:40 pm

        You know as well as I that Ron is always flowing.

        • ronwol196061🇨🇦 June 19, 2017 at 12:01 am

          Just got back from flowing..Was actually flowing and posting at the same time

          • Caspurs♿️ June 19, 2017 at 12:09 am

            Flosting?

            • ronwol196061🇨🇦 June 19, 2017 at 12:34 am

              Plowing

              • Caspurs♿️ June 19, 2017 at 12:39 am

                Yes, ‘n’ how many times can a Ron turn his head
                And pretend Eriksen doesn’t see
                The answer, my friend, is plowin’ in the wind
                The answer is plowin’ in the wind 🎶

      • ronwol196061🇨🇦 June 18, 2017 at 11:56 pm

        I didnt even press the button and it posted…in another one…I just thought about posting and it posted what I thought it might post and it did.

        Harry is this going to work tommorow or not?

        I mean are you going Kane or Sissoko?

        • ronwol196061🇨🇦 June 18, 2017 at 11:57 pm

          I mean are you Levying it or Abramoviching it?????

          • ronwol196061🇨🇦 June 18, 2017 at 11:59 pm

            Are you Elizabeth Hurleying it or Gladysing it?

  • gloster1861 June 18, 2017 at 10:26 pm

    Macron is in charge now.

    France has slept walked into the unknown. My thoughts: they might have put the anti Christ into power. No one knows who the hell this chancer is. And none of his MPs have a clue what they are doing or what their party stands really for.

    Expect trouble.

    • ronwol196061🇨🇦 June 18, 2017 at 10:29 pm

      Macron-omics
      Im in!

      • gloster1861 June 18, 2017 at 10:56 pm

        He’s your kinda guy Ronwol. He’s promised to implement his policies by Presidential decree.

        His years working at Brussels as a Eurocrat haven’t gone to waste then. He knows how time wasting democratic procedures are.

        • ronwol196061🇨🇦 June 18, 2017 at 11:23 pm

          What do you mean like 83% of England

    • melcyid June 18, 2017 at 11:02 pm

      Markron of the beast

      • gloster1861 June 18, 2017 at 11:54 pm

        Excellent!

  • ronwol196061🇨🇦 June 18, 2017 at 10:25 pm

    Been looking at Adrien Silva…pretty good through ball player

  • 💋 June 18, 2017 at 9:22 pm

    Norfolk.

    UnkleTaff
    This is about as busy as it gets on my local beach:
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    Cefn Sidan?

    • 💋 June 18, 2017 at 9:24 pm

      Ignore the ‘Norfolk’.

      • ronwol196061🇨🇦 June 18, 2017 at 10:26 pm

        Its the best part

    • 💋 June 18, 2017 at 9:25 pm

      II’s one side of an estuary?

    • gloster1861 June 18, 2017 at 10:57 pm

      Those sands are clearly a death trap. The tide will come rushing in as you can tell from the sand patterns.

      • ronwol196061🇨🇦 June 18, 2017 at 11:25 pm

        Are you gooing by the low tide in Newquay

        • gloster1861 June 18, 2017 at 11:55 pm

          Morecambe Bay.

          • ronwol196061🇨🇦 June 19, 2017 at 12:03 am

            Or Lesscombe

  • Superspoz 🕵 June 18, 2017 at 8:53 pm

    I have a job next week to repair a frame to an electrical cupboard on the 10th floor of a tower block in Lee Green. The fire door which swings off this ‘frame’ is far to heavy for it as the frame is suspended 10 inches of the floor and was a very bad design to begin with. This isn’t the first time I’ve worked on these cupboards, they were part of a refurb done about 5 years ago and we’ve had problems ever since. There’s one on each floor and all it takes is the wind to catch it as someone opens it to top up their meter and it comes off the hinges or the frame splits. I’ve told my supervisor countless times that they all need overhauling, you can’t have a fire check door swinging off a 2×2, that door won’t do fuck all if there’s an electrical fire because it’ll take about 2 minutes for the frame to collapse. He agrees with me but his hands are tied because of ‘the budget’.I have just decided that I’m going to point blank refuse to do the job. They could all fuck themselves. I ain’t touchin it.

    • gloster1861 June 18, 2017 at 9:00 pm

      It makes you think. Who ‘designed’ that?

      • Superspoz 🕵 June 18, 2017 at 9:12 pm

        I don’t actually think it was designed. Some chippies were told to put a frame up as soon as possible and swing two fire doors off them. There are so many school boy errors it’s not even funny anymore.

    • ronwol196061🇨🇦 June 18, 2017 at 10:30 pm

      Spoz stand your ground 👍

      • Superspoz 🕵 June 18, 2017 at 11:26 pm

        👍

  • gloster1861 June 18, 2017 at 8:53 pm

    Never been taken by Brighton. The so called beach is a pile of shingle. Painful.

    Swanage or Torbay. Weston is too close to Bristol for a clean beach.

    • Caspurs♿️ June 18, 2017 at 8:56 pm

      Yes, but have you taken yourself Brighton?

      • gloster1861 June 18, 2017 at 8:59 pm

        Been there quite a few times. Easy to get to from Roehampton… Stroll along the prom but the beach is pants.

    • ronwol196061🇨🇦 June 18, 2017 at 10:31 pm

      Glos you need the appopriate shoes

  • gloster1861 June 18, 2017 at 8:49 pm

    Happy Waterloo Day.

    • Caspurs♿️ June 18, 2017 at 8:50 pm

      Merci..

  • is Gascoigne gonna have a crack? June 18, 2017 at 7:54 pm

    Well, what to make of this….this video replay is a complete joke. Chile have had a perfectly good goal ruled out for offside. They reviewed it and still got it wrong! I say get rid. Leave it as it is. Part of me suspects they want controversy so people wont want replays brought in, cos matchfixers need contentious decisions. Bollox to that anyway its too much faffing around and if that was a genuine mistake its an UTTER farce of epic proportions.

    • mikespurs June 18, 2017 at 7:56 pm

      Match fixing in footy? You must be mad. Footy body is as pure as white driven snow

      • is Gascoigne gonna have a crack? June 18, 2017 at 8:01 pm

        😇

        • mikespurs June 18, 2017 at 8:02 pm

          😈

  • Caspurs♿️ June 18, 2017 at 7:22 pm

    Hmmm, I must say, todays progress has been somewhat disappointing.

    • melcyid June 18, 2017 at 7:39 pm

      deles on holiday as are all the players as is pwobably Daniel and family.no chance of anything happening until the shenagins start on open season sell offs.Only fake news sports media trying to stay relevant and justifying their wages at the moment.
      Surprised we havent had kane/rashford
      swap saga yet.

      • 💋 June 18, 2017 at 7:45 pm

        Beautiful day here today. It’s rare that me and the missus get to the coast but here is a pic of us on the beach:

        • 💋 June 18, 2017 at 7:47 pm

          Oops, soz.

          • 💋 June 18, 2017 at 7:48 pm

            You might not be able to make us out as we’re sitting in the shade under the pier.

            • Caspurs♿️ June 18, 2017 at 7:49 pm

              Nope, I still can’t see your pork pie fedora flat cap.

            • Horndog June 18, 2017 at 9:16 pm

              Glad to see you are working on your tan.

          • mikespurs June 18, 2017 at 7:51 pm

            Is this a wheres waldo game? If so…….what are you wearing?

            • Caspurs♿️ June 18, 2017 at 7:54 pm

              A pork pie fedora flat cap, obviously.

              • mikespurs June 18, 2017 at 7:59 pm

                Thanks for the tip! Always sucked at this game so it will be a few hrs wasted figuring out what a pork pie fedora is before i even start looking

            • 💋 June 18, 2017 at 7:56 pm

              Saucey! You’re not on one of your chatlines now, you know?

          • UnkleTaff June 18, 2017 at 8:21 pm

            This is about as busy as it gets on my local beach:

            • MysteriousStranger June 18, 2017 at 8:23 pm

              Much nicer.

            • Caspurs♿️ June 18, 2017 at 8:25 pm

              Apparently it used to be a lot busier…😘

              • MysteriousStranger June 18, 2017 at 9:05 pm

                Til that odd bloke with the camera started taking pics of women from afar?! 😀

          • Stevo1987 June 18, 2017 at 8:40 pm

            There was about half a dozen on the Norfolk beach I went to. 32c here today.

          • gloster1861 June 18, 2017 at 8:51 pm

            LGBT beach party in full swing.

          • ronwol196061🇨🇦 June 18, 2017 at 10:28 pm

            The last time it was that busy was 1957

      • Caspurs♿️ June 18, 2017 at 7:47 pm

        I know, and Taff didn’t even make it to the offy!

        • 💋 June 18, 2017 at 7:49 pm

          Drinking in the sun is a bad idea isn’t it?

          • mikespurs June 18, 2017 at 8:01 pm

            Depends on your definition of a bad idea

            • 💋 June 18, 2017 at 9:26 pm

              Drinking in the sun.

  • AccringtonSpurs June 18, 2017 at 6:29 pm

    AccringtonSpurs
    Sounds like Livertwats and Arse are in for Lemar. Dunno who the third club is.
    Livertwats don’t need him with their options.

    Robert
    The third club is Tottenham you ninny. Three clubs INCLUDING OURSELVES. One of then isn’t Liverpool, it’s Juventus.

    AccringtonSpurs
    Erm… the news outlets disagree with you

    http://www.calciomercato.com/en/news/liverpool-spurs-arsenal-join-juventus-in-the-race-for-monaco-sta-45672

    • mikespurs June 18, 2017 at 7:54 pm

      Obviously fake news

  • melcyid June 18, 2017 at 6:01 pm

    Dier is only gonna get better and seems to be very level headed for a baller+ he is keeping Bamidele anchored down,Dier is worth his weight in gold. could be solid for the next 10 yrs.If we behave ourselves.

  • Sexy Beast June 18, 2017 at 5:37 pm

    Ever since I started going to matches in 78 I used to get all excited about our “new signings” only then after they had played a few games I began to realise that most of these super new boys were much like the Ones they had replaced !
    There were a few exceptions of course but since Pooch has arrived we have unearthed some gems.
    Personally I’d be happy with Barkley, Sessegnon and Lemar, and I think two of those are almost in the bag. Well let’s hope so!
    COYS
    Great blog Harold! Hope one day I can buy you a beer 🍻 as I’ve met and made some friends on here, long may that continue 👍

    • Horndog June 18, 2017 at 7:14 pm

      Cudo’s regarding the beer, friendships made and the blog. Thanks H and fellas.

      • Caspurs♿️ June 18, 2017 at 7:21 pm

        Bakatcha big guy! 👍

  • gloster1861 June 18, 2017 at 5:17 pm

    UnkleTaff
    Here’s a top tip for everyone:
    Instead of fretting about who we may or may not sign or may or may not sell, just go outside and sit in the sunshine instead. I promise you won’t regret it.

    I’m hiding in the cupboard under the stairs until that scary yellow ball in the sky goes away.
    I must have Scottish blood.

  • Caspurs♿️ June 18, 2017 at 4:53 pm

    Wun of them woz mine!

  • McG ⚽⚽ June 18, 2017 at 4:22 pm

    Sin binned, you gotta laugh. It is painful tho waiting for ol Danny boy to get his arse into gear!!

    • gloster1861 June 18, 2017 at 5:24 pm

      Daniel is down the gym limbering up.

  • Harry Hotspur June 18, 2017 at 4:16 pm

    It didn’t take long.

    The Daily Mail point out it was a darky that killed everyone.

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4606078/Man-faulty-fridge-started-Grenfell-Tower-inferno.html

    THIS is the biggest newspaper in the country, folks…

    • gloster1861 June 18, 2017 at 5:20 pm

      To be honest, I heard this on Wednesday morning from one of the survivors on tv who said he had been woken by his neighbour on the 5th floor I think, who said his fridge had started a fire.

  • donald June 18, 2017 at 4:04 pm

    This stuff is just another example of how the Manchester besotted press try to influence things. They sit around deciding who they would like–and I am suspicious enough to think with some in-house prompting–and then float a scenario with the price associated and hold their breath. Just how many Spurs players have been subjected to this nonsense? Lloris, Walker, Rose, Dier, Kane, Ali, and now Onomah and if he had not been injured Winks would be high on their wish list. At the end of the day this is simply tapping-up by proxy.

  • UnkleTaff June 18, 2017 at 3:59 pm

    Here’s another top tip:

    Always make sure you have more beers in the fridge than you feel comfortable drinking BEFORE you start drinking them.

    • 89Spurs 👁 June 18, 2017 at 4:00 pm

      Wise words indeed Taff.

      • UnkleTaff June 18, 2017 at 4:01 pm

        If only I’d heeded them…

        • Caspurs♿️ June 18, 2017 at 5:02 pm

          How far’s the offy?

          • UnkleTaff June 18, 2017 at 5:42 pm

            In this weather? Too far…

  • Sid Trotter June 18, 2017 at 3:55 pm

    Has Dier and Smalling between scored 101 goals – even in 5-aside?

    Smalling is Big. Dier is good. Ergo, its on its head this story. And why is there a Tory in every Story? Because they are liars?

  • Mattspurs June 18, 2017 at 3:54 pm

    Maybe they got to 101 goals and gave up?

  • UnkleTaff June 18, 2017 at 3:51 pm

    Here’s a top tip for everyone:

    Instead of fretting about who we may or may not sign or may or may not sell, just go outside and sit in the sunshine instead. I promise you won’t regret it.

    • Harry Hotspur June 18, 2017 at 3:53 pm

      Which is certainly one way of exercising self control 😊

    • Willie! June 18, 2017 at 5:04 pm

      “Promise you won’t regret it”
      It’s a balmy 110F cloudless day here in the California desert. Sit outside, and you will definitely regret it.

      • UnkleTaff June 18, 2017 at 6:09 pm

        Wimp.