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Slow News Day

Chris Sutton (one time striker for Norwich City, Blackburn Rovers, Chelsea, Celtic, Birmingham City and Aston Villa) doesn’t hold out much top for Janssen.

“He just hasn’t performed. You have to say you feel a bit sorry for him because it is hard to step into Kane’s shoes, but he hasn’t delivered.”

Curious that Sutton would raise his nose above the parapet, Chris only scores once for Villa, once for Birmingham and once for Chelsea.


A Sky panel consisting of Gary Neville, Thierry Henry, Jamie Carragher, Graeme Souness, Niall Quinn and Alan Smith selected Dele Alli as their Young Player of the Season award.

Neville was the only pundit to choose Sane over Alli.

“It’s between Dele Alli and Leroy Sane, but with Alli we know him and he’s been in the league for a couple of seasons. For Sane to come into the league and make the impact he has, it looks like he’s going to be really special.”

Graham Roberts is clearly taking his free dinners at The Lane very seriously and took to Twitter to vent.

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  • Aside from cerebrospinal fluid, what's on your mind?

  • The Great White Hope April 13, 2017 at 11:10 pm

    Ron, new series just started on Sky Atlantic, Guerrilla, set in London 1971, just about the time you were deported, gripping stuff, Boys in Blue take no prisoners, you’ll love it, Idris Elba though he’s not the lead in ep 1.

  • ronwol196061🇨🇦 April 12, 2017 at 9:51 pm

    The Leaderboard in the Wronglish has more spoons in it than the Queens last banquet

    • baz April 12, 2017 at 9:59 pm

      Andy destroyed!

  • melcyid April 12, 2017 at 9:08 pm

    alf garnet lets the scousers and jimmy saville have up em in 30 seconds flat
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-yv4Nmrwtg4

    • baz April 12, 2017 at 10:04 pm

      Preach!

  • melcyid April 12, 2017 at 9:00 pm

    its better on here when theres no footy. happy birfdee super smozz

  • Spurstacus 💋 April 12, 2017 at 8:44 pm

    ronwol196061
    Baz Hoddle had a choice,he could have called me or Jesus,he chose me and I gave him the truth

    Baz Hoddle?

    • baz April 12, 2017 at 8:48 pm

      Top player.

      • baz April 12, 2017 at 8:50 pm

        In fact, one of the bestist.

    • ronwol196061🇨🇦 April 12, 2017 at 9:01 pm

      Bazmatazz

  • AntSpurs April 12, 2017 at 8:21 pm

    Aye up bloggeroonies. Firstly I would love to wish Nuts and Smozzies (AKA Sexy Beast) a super Happy Birthday…cock a doooodle doooo. 🐓⚽️🎉 As for the Gooners 👋🎵Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na We E Eh Gooooooodbye !🎵Yid Army COYS 🎵

    • 61SpursNut🌰 April 12, 2017 at 8:22 pm

      Seems legit.
      👍🏼

      • AntSpurs April 12, 2017 at 8:23 pm

        👍

    • Sexy Beast April 12, 2017 at 8:28 pm

      Ta chuck 😉

      • AntSpurs April 12, 2017 at 9:53 pm

        No probs sweetie 😄

  • ronwol196061🇨🇦 April 12, 2017 at 8:20 pm

    I had Bayern ffs and changed it when I heard Lewandowski wasnt playing…

    • 61SpursNut🌰 April 12, 2017 at 8:21 pm

      Yes, we know.

      • baz April 12, 2017 at 8:24 pm

        I lost my bottle and switched for a Baca win yesterday.

      • ronwol196061🇨🇦 April 12, 2017 at 8:25 pm

        Who told you Nut, my mate Glen?

        • 61SpursNut🌰 April 12, 2017 at 8:28 pm

          It was a turnip, but he didn’t give his name.

          • ronwol196061🇨🇦 April 12, 2017 at 8:35 pm

            Donald Turnip?

          • ronwol196061🇨🇦 April 12, 2017 at 9:00 pm

            A turnip for the books

  • ronwol196061🇨🇦 April 12, 2017 at 8:19 pm

    I had Bayern ffs and changed it when I heard Lewandowski wasnt playing…

  • ronwol196061🇨🇦 April 12, 2017 at 8:16 pm

    baz
    Glen has been secretly listening ito the chatter on this here well-respected-blog.

    Baz,Hoddle has 2 choices.Call me or call Jesus.He called me and i gave him the truth.
    Eriksen can hiy a pass but cant walk on water.Too many times he has gone missing.
    Hoddle is now my number one follower

    • ronwol196061🇨🇦 April 12, 2017 at 8:17 pm

      Glen will be joining us in the Ronglish next season

      • Frontwheel 2 April 12, 2017 at 8:19 pm

        Glen will be reincarnated as a turnip

        • baz April 12, 2017 at 8:21 pm

          A Butternut Squash.

  • 61SpursNut🌰 April 12, 2017 at 8:14 pm

    Lucky penalty for AM scored.

    • Spicertacus 💋 April 12, 2017 at 8:18 pm

      Arnold Muhren? Aunt Mable? Oh, Arthur Mullard.

      • 61SpursNut🌰 April 12, 2017 at 8:19 pm

        At least one of those is wrong.

        • Spicertacus 💋 April 12, 2017 at 8:25 pm

          Arnold Muhren? They say he’s a Dutchman’s uncle.

  • baz April 12, 2017 at 8:14 pm

    Hooray Leicester

  • Spurstacus 💋 April 12, 2017 at 8:11 pm

    61SpursNut
    ” rel=”nofollow”>

    Michael ‘Gefilte’ Fish

  • McG ⚽⚽ April 12, 2017 at 8:04 pm

    Appy bath day Nut ‘n Smoz!

    • 61SpursNut🌰 April 12, 2017 at 8:22 pm

      👍🏼

    • Sexy Beast April 12, 2017 at 8:27 pm

      👍👍
      Cheers buddy, when we going to see you back in the big smoke for a spurs game??

      • McG ⚽⚽ April 12, 2017 at 8:40 pm

        I’ll see what I can do, would love to make another game this season if poss!!

  • Sexy Beast April 12, 2017 at 7:51 pm

    Has Wenger signed that contract yet??

    • baz April 12, 2017 at 8:01 pm

      The goon squad will put out a contract him if he does sign.

      £500 and an ounce of the finest home grown, if you take out Mr Wenger.

      • Spurstacus 💋 April 12, 2017 at 8:06 pm

        Homegrown parsley? Flat leaf or curly?

      • ronwol196061🇨🇦 April 12, 2017 at 8:10 pm

        Baz Hoddle had a choice,he could have called me or Jesus,he chose me and I gave him the truth

    • Frontwheel 2 April 12, 2017 at 8:01 pm

      Baldy Claude reckons he has

      • baz April 12, 2017 at 8:03 pm

        Claude’s taken him out?

        • Frontwheel 2 April 12, 2017 at 8:05 pm

          Claude’s suicidal.

          • baz April 12, 2017 at 8:11 pm

            He self medicates

  • spurs108 April 12, 2017 at 7:47 pm

    Tottenham Hotspur legend Glenn Hoddle has questioned Christian Eriksen’s performances against top teams.
    “They need somebody who can really create and really do it like he does against Hull City or Stoke,” Hoddle told Premier League Tonight on BT Sport.

    “I have seen him play fantastic in those games. Come the top six or seven, I don’t think he is the type of player that Tottenham can have.”

    AGREE 100%

    • baz April 12, 2017 at 7:55 pm

      Glen has been secretly listening ito the chatter on this here well-respected-blog.

    • Frontwheel 2 April 12, 2017 at 7:59 pm

      Glen needs to shut the fuck up

  • baz April 12, 2017 at 6:34 pm

    Monaco are woopping some ass

  • Aussie in Switzerland April 12, 2017 at 5:55 pm

    Going to Versailles over Easter…..are you still allowed to shit in the hallways?

    • Frontwheel 2 April 12, 2017 at 7:46 pm

      Of course,rude not to.

  • Spicertacus 💋 April 12, 2017 at 4:41 pm

    Sean Spicer’s got gas. Prrrrp Parp!

    • 61SpursNut🌰 April 12, 2017 at 7:20 pm

      Haha. Avatarstic, mate!

      • baz April 12, 2017 at 7:26 pm

        Msny happy returns

        • 61SpursNut🌰 April 12, 2017 at 7:40 pm

          👍🏼

  • ronwol196061🇨🇦 April 12, 2017 at 4:18 pm

    In view of the facsist style tactics by United…Southwest Airlines has a new ad saying We Beat our Competitors,Not You!
    Brilliant!

    • Aussie in Switzerland April 12, 2017 at 5:44 pm

      More to that story than is being reported…..the fascist left at work

      • MysteriousStranger April 12, 2017 at 7:09 pm

        I’ve seen plenty of clips of the incident. Do tell us what “the fascist left” has done here. I’d be interested to know.

  • Gus April 12, 2017 at 3:49 pm

    Spurstacus 💋
    I doubt Sean ‘Hotn’ Spicy is a holocaust denier or antisemitic – he’s just an idiot out of his depth. He ought to resign, but I hope he doesn’t. 😂

    This administration reminds me of the Kevin Klein movie Dave. This is what really happens when some ‘normal’ (?!!) guy gets thrust into the presidency and gets all his mates, who also don’t know anything about running a government, to come and help

    • Ronwol1960-61 April 12, 2017 at 3:51 pm

      Reality follows Art

      • Gus April 12, 2017 at 3:54 pm

        It’s a tragi-medy

    • UnkleTaff April 12, 2017 at 4:02 pm

      This conversation reminds me of this sitcom that was cancelled after just one episode:

      http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0259776/

      Frankly I’m amazed it even lasted that long.

    • Harry Hotspur April 12, 2017 at 7:06 pm

      Great film, that.

  • ronwol196061🇨🇦 April 12, 2017 at 2:55 pm

    legendary greavesy
    Seeing its so slow just a topic of thought ? I live in Aus & from last weekend the national A league has been chosen as the guinea pig for Video Refs which I think a penalty was given on revue in one of the games at the weekend. How do you chaps think of it being part of the game ??

    Lets wait 10 minutes to analyze it
    Can do at least 3 commercials

    Fuck Flow!

    • SpurAndy 🍒π April 12, 2017 at 3:05 pm

      They used it in the recent France v Italy friendly and they changed a couple of decisions one which would have been given incorrectly as a goal. Seemed to work well with only 30 secs or so delay.

      • ronwol196061🇨🇦 April 12, 2017 at 3:13 pm

        Next it will be a minute because they hsve to look from another angle
        Kelloggs will win,flow will lose

  • Spurstacus 💋 April 12, 2017 at 2:33 pm

    They’re all out of gas at the holocaust centre.
    Not even the despicable G W Bush stooped so low to make this kind of claim.

    • ronwol196061🇨🇦 April 12, 2017 at 2:37 pm

      Low?

      Fucking Dumb!!!!

    • Spurstacus 💋 April 12, 2017 at 2:37 pm

      I doubt Sean ‘Hotn’ Spicy is a holocaust denier or antisemitic – he’s just an idiot out of his depth. He ought to resign, but I hope he doesn’t. 😂

      • Spurstacus 💋 April 12, 2017 at 2:42 pm

        *Spicer
        Alternative facts.

        • ronwol196061🇨🇦 April 12, 2017 at 2:52 pm

          Really you couldnt write this nobody coukd its beyond farce…its slapstick

        • Aussie in Switzerland April 12, 2017 at 5:46 pm

          Only 7.5 years to go……enjoy

  • ronwol196061🇨🇦 April 12, 2017 at 2:17 pm

    Happy Birthday Smozz!!,I insisted I wanted to tell you before Sean Spicer messes it up

    • Freund or Foe April 12, 2017 at 2:24 pm

      I don`t deny that Smozz was born, I just doubt very much that it was on the day of his birth.

    • gus April 12, 2017 at 2:25 pm

      “His birthday has nothing to do with Adolf Hitler OOPS!!”

  • ronwol196061🇨🇦 April 12, 2017 at 2:17 pm

    Its your Birthday Smozz,I insisted I wanted to tell you before Sean Spicer messes it up

  • 61SpursNut🌰 April 12, 2017 at 2:03 pm

    Today I shall mostly be wearing my new Spurs shirt.

    • Caspurs♿️ April 12, 2017 at 2:05 pm

      What will you be mostly eating?

      • 61SpursNut🌰 April 12, 2017 at 2:13 pm

        I knew I forgot something.

    • Freund or Foe April 12, 2017 at 2:11 pm

      Suits you sir.

      • 61SpursNut🌰 April 12, 2017 at 2:12 pm

        Snuggly wuggly. Perfect size for my magnificent frame.
        Fanks to you all 😀

    • Spurstacus 💋 April 12, 2017 at 2:38 pm

      Not … in … P U B L I C !!

  • legendary greavesy April 12, 2017 at 1:59 pm

    Seeing its so slow just a topic of thought ? I live in Aus & from last weekend the national A league has been chosen as the guinea pig for Video Refs which I think a penalty was given on revue in one of the games at the weekend. How do you chaps think of it being part of the game ??

    • 61SpursNut🌰 April 12, 2017 at 2:02 pm

      Essentail, in moderation.

      • Caspurs♿️ April 12, 2017 at 2:12 pm

        Yup, it’s essensual, except for incidents subject to interpretation.

    • Freund or Foe April 12, 2017 at 2:07 pm

      I`m up for it if the decisions go in our favour.

      • Caspurs♿️ April 12, 2017 at 2:12 pm

        Why wouldn’t they?

        • Freund or Foe April 12, 2017 at 2:18 pm

          They only wouldn`t if they went in someone else`s favour. In those cases, Video reffin is a bad idea.

          • gus April 12, 2017 at 2:23 pm

            You sound like an Indian cricketer talking about DRS!!

            • Freund or Foe April 12, 2017 at 2:28 pm

              You think my point is silly?

              • ronwol196061🇨🇦 April 12, 2017 at 4:22 pm

                Silly mid off
                Spurstacus in the slips

  • 61SpursNut🌰 April 12, 2017 at 1:51 pm

    • ronwol196061🇨🇦 April 12, 2017 at 1:57 pm

      Wenger still has hope

      Take away the first number you thought of 61
      I did it makes me 9
      Happy Birfday mate

      • 61SpursNut🌰 April 12, 2017 at 2:09 pm

        👍🏼

  • ronwol196061🇨🇦 April 12, 2017 at 1:50 pm

    The year before the Double we were 2nd in the league and drew City at easter at home.Dashed our hopes of the title. We came third.
    Next year we came back like a Super team.

  • Horndog April 12, 2017 at 12:26 pm

    Happy Birthdays to two of the best: The Nut and The Sexy Beast. All the best chaps, it has been a pleasure getting to know you!

    • ronwol196061🇨🇦 April 12, 2017 at 1:42 pm

      From Canada too

    • 61SpursNut🌰 April 12, 2017 at 2:09 pm

      👍🏼

  • Spurstacus 💋 April 12, 2017 at 11:53 am

    Liverpool away:

    • ronwol196061🇨🇦 April 12, 2017 at 1:48 pm

      Essexian lived on one of the streets next to the lane…me and my dad used to park there in our navy Anglia….kids wanted to mind the car guvnor….we payed for those little bastards to not key the car/slash our tires….
      The mid sixties…ahhh

  • Camus April 12, 2017 at 11:40 am

    Wow, Robbo really wants to seal his seat in the cheese room, doesn’t he? He’s right but nice bit of Levy creeping.

  • A waddle and a fork April 12, 2017 at 11:23 am

    May I say I remember the day we signed Gazza and it was on his 21st birthday. How time flies.

  • richspurs April 12, 2017 at 11:22 am

    G’day all n sundry. Its so slow, it takes 30 secs to type a 4 letter word.
    Nuff said bout Alli, h’s a genius on the fiield. if only we’d bought that other kid that went to Celtic, Moussa i think….

  • Thepin April 12, 2017 at 10:55 am

    Lets speed this slow news day up a bit :

    If you need your tyres checked today is the day to do it at ATS on the Hertford road – all bays empty and 4 guys standing around scratching their ball bearings – in and out in 20 minutes.

    Boom!!

    • Spurstacus 💋 April 12, 2017 at 11:01 am

      Top tip. Cheers. Although, I’m not sure if I need my tyres checked – how do I find out?

      • Caspurs♿️ April 12, 2017 at 11:04 am

        Do you have 4 of them?

        • 61SpursNut🌰 April 12, 2017 at 11:15 am

          He has one spare.

          • Spurstacus 💋 April 12, 2017 at 11:50 am

            The one around my waist? That’s just an inner tube.

  • Spurstacus 💋 April 12, 2017 at 10:47 am

    Ron and his mates ‘looking after’ the motors on matchday:

    • ronwol196061🇨🇦 April 12, 2017 at 1:48 pm

      Essexian lived on one of the streets next to the lane…me and my dad used to park there in our navy Anglia….kids wanted to mind the car guvnor….we payed for those little bastards to not key the car/slash our tires….
      The mid sixties…ahhh

  • Spurstacus 💋 April 12, 2017 at 10:47 am

    Ron and his mates ‘looking after’ the motors on matchday.

  • Spurstacus 💋 April 12, 2017 at 10:45 am

    Ron got a bit of stick for not clearing up:

  • Spurstacus 💋 April 12, 2017 at 10:43 am

    West Ham’s new home strip:

  • 61SpursNut🌰 April 12, 2017 at 10:28 am

    🎶🎵 We’ve got Alli, Dele Alli
    I just don’t think you understand
    He only cost 5 mil
    He’s better than Sané
    We’ve got Dele Aa-alli 🎶🎵

    • Caspurs♿️ April 12, 2017 at 10:35 am

      Appy burfday shout out to two of TBH’s finest, the Nut and Sexy Beast.

      • Freund or Foe April 12, 2017 at 11:29 am

        I conker.

        • 61SpursNut🌰 April 12, 2017 at 11:33 am

          Nagilum has a lot to answer for.

        • 61SpursNut🌰 April 12, 2017 at 2:10 pm

          👍🏼

      • 61SpursNut🌰 April 12, 2017 at 2:10 pm

        👍🏼

  • Spurstacus 💋 April 12, 2017 at 10:17 am

    Parp! 💨

  • Sid Trotter April 12, 2017 at 10:09 am

    Fisting time! Slow news day indeed. I have some news. I am going to Slovenia because it is the only country with the word love in its name! And they play football

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