Date: 26th February 2017 at 2:13pm
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Alderweireld said: “We have to be ready for Stoke now. No excuses, we have to get three points and go for top four – that’s what we want. I think it’s important for this young group to get Champions League again and see how far we can go.”

Er… we keep getting binned from the Europa League against 3rd rate sides because we’re not good enough, and we are therefore by default DEFINITELY not good enough to play in the Champions League because it’sΒ a tougher competition.

So why would we want more of the same rejection?

I’m bored senseless of the ‘talking it up’ talk.

It’s mind numbing. It’s stupid. It presumes that we are stupid.

Today two joke clubs are playing at Wembley. What a pair of chumps. Fancy playing your way to a cup final and actually winning something.

Dear god, how stupid must they feel when its common knowledge you can just hire the place?!

Let’s push on for that illusive top four finish, the great Levy panacea – if you’re stupid.

If you’re stupid and get enjoyment from endlessly qualifying for tournaments we’re not good enough to compete in, then bully for you.

Poch’s reign must be like Viagra for you.

Here’s Spurs going for a top four spot…

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Comments
  • Aside from cerebrospinal fluid, what's on your mind?

  • Citizen Smozz February 26, 2017 at 5:15 pm

    Didn’t someone say there’s a trophy for a top four finish? πŸ˜‚

  • Harry Hotspur February 26, 2017 at 5:02 pm
  • Greavesforever February 26, 2017 at 5:02 pm

    In fairness We have played three games since Stoke last played no need to bust a gut in the second half it’s still a long season to go.

  • UnkleTaff February 26, 2017 at 4:56 pm

    McG
    Win 1st half by 4, bring Winks on and struggle to manage 0-0 second half…

    The really sad thing is that you’re not joking…

  • seattlespursguy February 26, 2017 at 4:48 pm

    Seems a lucky fan bet Β£15 on Spurs to win four goals to nil, but made a mistake submitting the bet and accidentally put Β£15 on the correct half-time score. Earned himself a cool Β£765.

    • caveman February 26, 2017 at 4:52 pm

      That was a lucky mistake!

  • caveman February 26, 2017 at 4:41 pm

    When is Rose back?

    • Caspurs♿️ February 26, 2017 at 4:43 pm

      Looking like the second half of March.

      • caveman February 26, 2017 at 4:47 pm

        Yiks

        • Caspurs♿️ February 26, 2017 at 4:48 pm

          Not really, Everton next, then Millwall, after that there’s an international break, so hopefully he’ll only miss those two matches.

          • caveman February 26, 2017 at 4:53 pm

            Be great to have him back though!

    • LIMERICK AL February 26, 2017 at 4:44 pm

      Young Danny will be back in time to lift the FA CUP.

      • Lilywhite without the II February 26, 2017 at 4:46 pm

        Is he appearing on soccer AM?

  • seattlespursguy February 26, 2017 at 4:37 pm

    Poch just said taking Jan and Toby out was precautionary.

    • Horndog 😎 February 26, 2017 at 4:40 pm

      Good news

    • Caspurs♿️ February 26, 2017 at 4:41 pm

      PHEW!

    • Lilywhite without the II February 26, 2017 at 4:41 pm

      unbelievable back 4/5 when all fit…

      • UnkleTaff February 26, 2017 at 4:54 pm

        Comfortably the best in the PL and quite possibly the best in Europe.

        Although having someone of the calibre of Wanyama sitting in front of them helps a bit.

  • UnkleTaff February 26, 2017 at 4:34 pm

    Second in the league with Man City’s game in hand against Man U.

    I’ll take that.

    • Caspurs♿️ February 26, 2017 at 4:35 pm

      And the arse at LiverπŸ’©, nice.

  • JerusalemMan February 26, 2017 at 4:27 pm

    Keep talking Toby.

  • seattlespursguy February 26, 2017 at 4:22 pm

    8 consecutive league wins at home.

  • UnkleTaff February 26, 2017 at 4:22 pm

    UnkleTaff
    Mark Hughes said he didn’t think this would be another 4-0.
    I think he might well be right.

    My fault. Sorry, guys.

  • Razspur February 26, 2017 at 4:21 pm

    Kane, he’s only got six balls,
    Kane, he’s only got six balls,

    Got a ring to it !

    • Ronwol1960-61 February 26, 2017 at 4:21 pm

      you fucker give him half of the winnings!

  • Baz February 26, 2017 at 4:20 pm

    Harry Kane= plenty, plenty points today.

  • Ronwol1960-61 February 26, 2017 at 4:20 pm

    Eriksen and Wanyama were fantastic but Kane must take the cake

  • Lilywhite without the II February 26, 2017 at 4:20 pm

    Well done you Lilywhites..

  • AccringtonSpurs February 26, 2017 at 4:19 pm

    Poor Walker. If only he could shoot.

  • Ronwol1960-61 February 26, 2017 at 4:19 pm

    Raz….well done mate…..brilliant

  • Razspur February 26, 2017 at 4:18 pm

    Magic

  • Denspurs February 26, 2017 at 4:18 pm

    And the motm is… Razspur!!!

  • richspurs February 26, 2017 at 4:18 pm

    Very poor second half. Breeds bad attitude. Should have buried em deeper. We becoming a team of periodical chronic slackers.

  • McG ⚽⚽ February 26, 2017 at 4:17 pm

    Win 1st half by 4, bring Winks on and struggle to manage 0-0 second half…

    • Horndog 😎 February 26, 2017 at 4:18 pm

      That has nothing to do with it. Over at the half.

    • Lilywhite without the II February 26, 2017 at 4:19 pm

      Toby coming off made the difference..

  • Razspur February 26, 2017 at 4:17 pm

    1 minute

  • Razspur February 26, 2017 at 4:17 pm

    Wanyama booked

  • Harry Hotspur February 26, 2017 at 4:16 pm

    What the hell is wrong with Janssen?

    • Horndog 😎 February 26, 2017 at 4:17 pm

      Proper question

    • Denspurs February 26, 2017 at 4:21 pm

      Or is the problem with poch? If confidence makes strikers then you have to wonder if vinny was forced on him and he’s trying to prove a point.

    • Baz February 26, 2017 at 4:21 pm

      In old money. The kid has shell shock.

  • Razspur February 26, 2017 at 4:15 pm

    Can’t be more than 3 mins to add !

  • Mospur February 26, 2017 at 4:14 pm

    U doesn’t Kane just take the ball with him already?

    • Mospur February 26, 2017 at 4:15 pm

      *y

  • seattlespursguy February 26, 2017 at 4:13 pm

    Son comes in. Goodbye VJ.

    • Horndog 😎 February 26, 2017 at 4:14 pm

      Yep, shot of him in the background, scowling like he has a terminal case of the crabs.

  • Razspur February 26, 2017 at 4:12 pm

    Good man Kyle

  • Ronwol1960-61 February 26, 2017 at 4:10 pm

    Raz..Dele wants one badly

  • seattlespursguy February 26, 2017 at 4:10 pm

    From the US team’s perspective, good to see Cameron get back from injury.

  • Razspur February 26, 2017 at 4:07 pm

    Never a hand ball by Shawcross

    • Denspurs February 26, 2017 at 4:08 pm

      Cash out raz. It’s coming!

      • Razspur February 26, 2017 at 4:09 pm

        Should have cashed out yesterday, Doncaster draw did me out of a Quad.

        • Denspurs February 26, 2017 at 4:11 pm

          It’s not the winning but the dopamine promise of nirvana. ..

  • Ronwol1960-61 February 26, 2017 at 4:07 pm

    the ref just had the same bet as Raz

  • Mospur February 26, 2017 at 4:06 pm

    Janssen must be REALLY bad….

    • Ronwol1960-61 February 26, 2017 at 4:07 pm

      Janssen is gone

      • McG ⚽⚽ February 26, 2017 at 4:09 pm

        I wouldn’t say that, he got three minutes game time on thurs…

        • Ronwol1960-61 February 26, 2017 at 4:12 pm

          Him and Nkoudoo up the spout

        • Baz February 26, 2017 at 4:13 pm

          He needs to get arrested or exposed in some sort of minor tabloid scandal to make him not give a fkuc. That will kick start his Tottenham career

  • Ronwol1960-61 February 26, 2017 at 4:05 pm

    Raz has jam on it

    why do I ever doubt the fucker

    • Razspur February 26, 2017 at 4:06 pm

      Don’t be scudding it now, 12 mins left, every minute seems like an hour !

      • Ronwol1960-61 February 26, 2017 at 4:08 pm

        πŸ™‚

  • Vikingyid February 26, 2017 at 4:05 pm

    Walker hadn’t been credited as much as rose but he has come on so much. Credit to Mr poch

    • Ronwol1960-61 February 26, 2017 at 4:05 pm

      he was shit today

    • richspurs February 26, 2017 at 4:06 pm

      What if Pocho had a pwopa playa to start with, imagine then

  • Horndog 😎 February 26, 2017 at 4:04 pm

    Get Vinnie on, we need HK to stay alive

    • Baz February 26, 2017 at 4:06 pm

      Vinny is in a bad way.

      • Horndog 😎 February 26, 2017 at 4:08 pm

        Won’t matter today, except to save Kane

  • Ronwol1960-61 February 26, 2017 at 4:03 pm

    Good backing of Levy

  • richspurs February 26, 2017 at 4:03 pm

    Betting syndicates got this 4-0 thing pinned down

  • seattlespursguy February 26, 2017 at 4:02 pm

    How much did Stoke pay for Berahino?

    • Baz February 26, 2017 at 4:03 pm

      The one with the waggerly tail

      • Ronwol1960-61 February 26, 2017 at 4:04 pm

        whoo Hoo

  • Horndog 😎 February 26, 2017 at 4:02 pm

    Bera-hind-end-o not showing much so far.

  • Razspur February 26, 2017 at 4:01 pm

    harry Kane is a takka da pissy

  • Ronwol1960-61 February 26, 2017 at 3:59 pm

    I don’t know why you fuckers are complaining

    • richspurs February 26, 2017 at 4:00 pm

      We never appy, us whiners

      • Denspurs February 26, 2017 at 4:01 pm

        They switched off at 4 nil grrrrrr

      • richspurs February 26, 2017 at 4:01 pm

        Thid a blue blood thingy

    • Lilywhite without the II February 26, 2017 at 4:01 pm

      Who’s complaining..concerned maybe..

  • seattlespursguy February 26, 2017 at 3:59 pm

    10: Get the league assists from Mesut Γ–zil this season, then double it, then add two – now you have Christian Eriksen

    • Denspurs February 26, 2017 at 4:02 pm

      Makes you wonder what ozil could do with this quality around himπŸ˜‚

  • Lilywhite without the II February 26, 2017 at 3:59 pm

    A team of two half’s

  • Lilywhite without the II February 26, 2017 at 3:57 pm

    My thoughts are he took Jan off as a precaution as Toby is fucked..

  • Razspur February 26, 2017 at 3:57 pm

    The danger now is that Stoke might nick a constipation goal.

    • Denspurs February 26, 2017 at 3:59 pm

      Nah. That money is yours raz!

  • richspurs February 26, 2017 at 3:56 pm

    Heres the thing. Second half bit disjointed. Lack of suitable depth, cannot sustain first half excellence

  • McG ⚽⚽ February 26, 2017 at 3:56 pm

    Gone to shit..

  • Horndog 😎 February 26, 2017 at 3:54 pm

    Now a back four with VW moving back. Toby and Verts out, we’re facked.

    • Ronwol1960-61 February 26, 2017 at 3:54 pm

      No prob

      • Horndog 😎 February 26, 2017 at 3:55 pm

        I’m thinking of next week against Everton

        • Ronwol1960-61 February 26, 2017 at 3:56 pm

          we don’t know yet though

          • Horndog 😎 February 26, 2017 at 3:56 pm

            Hopefully precautionary

            • Denspurs February 26, 2017 at 3:58 pm

              πŸ‘

  • Lilywhite without the II February 26, 2017 at 3:53 pm

    Does that mean Toby is fukced

  • richspurs February 26, 2017 at 3:51 pm

    Is there need for Dembs??

    • Ronwol1960-61 February 26, 2017 at 3:52 pm

      He retains the ball very well and passes it only rarely loses it.The only way is if we get a highly creative player in his place

      • richspurs February 26, 2017 at 3:52 pm

        Yes but today??

        • Ronwol1960-61 February 26, 2017 at 3:53 pm

          today average

        • Ronwol1960-61 February 26, 2017 at 3:54 pm

          But he retains the ball well

  • McG ⚽⚽ February 26, 2017 at 3:49 pm

    CE should have laid that off to Walks…

    • Ronwol1960-61 February 26, 2017 at 3:51 pm

      He had a go,that was good for him

  • Ronwol1960-61 February 26, 2017 at 3:48 pm

    Great free kick Eriksen

  • Horndog 😎 February 26, 2017 at 3:48 pm

    Crouch is a tall, gangly, goofy looking f*cker. Unlike someone else I know. 😎

    • Denspurs February 26, 2017 at 3:48 pm

      The prototype one of our own!

      • Horndog 😎 February 26, 2017 at 3:49 pm

        All I do is look in the mirror.

        • Denspurs February 26, 2017 at 3:52 pm

          Ah. I thought you were referring to kane!

          • Horndog 😎 February 26, 2017 at 3:52 pm

            I’m not that pretty

            • Denspurs February 26, 2017 at 3:56 pm

              I’m not that picky.

  • richspurs February 26, 2017 at 3:46 pm

    Full back cannot head. Twat

  • Lilywhite without the II February 26, 2017 at 3:45 pm

    Get him off Poch ffs…

  • Razspur February 26, 2017 at 3:44 pm

    Kane Hurt

    • Razspur February 26, 2017 at 3:45 pm

      Must be Janssen on for Kane, no more goals please !

  • Ronwol1960-61 February 26, 2017 at 3:44 pm

    Lovely my sons..I love them all and Poch and Levy

  • Horndog 😎 February 26, 2017 at 3:41 pm

    If you replaced the “l” in Walker’s name with an “n”……….

    • Razspur February 26, 2017 at 3:42 pm

      Kyne ?

      • Horndog 😎 February 26, 2017 at 3:43 pm

        Hehehe

    • Ronwol1960-61 February 26, 2017 at 3:42 pm

      Id fucking change all 4 in Adams name

    • Horndog 😎 February 26, 2017 at 3:43 pm

      just sayin’

  • Ronwol1960-61 February 26, 2017 at 3:41 pm

    Wanyama been a monster

    • Razspur February 26, 2017 at 3:43 pm

      Mobster

  • Razspur February 26, 2017 at 3:37 pm

    Wimmer on for Toby ? Why not 3 at the back and bring on Janssen ?

    • Razspur February 26, 2017 at 3:39 pm

      Poch seems inflexible during games, needs to be proactive !

  • caveman February 26, 2017 at 3:36 pm

    Walkers making so many errors!

    • richspurs February 26, 2017 at 3:37 pm

      See. That statement. Dont know if you joke or not.

    • Ronwol1960-61 February 26, 2017 at 3:40 pm

      agree cavey

  • Spurs nut D February 26, 2017 at 3:35 pm

    Funny a remember a time before Poch when it was only a dream for us to qualify for this competition we are not good enough to play in.just saying.

    • Harry Hotspur February 26, 2017 at 3:38 pm

      Bore the fuck off.

      Try Dear Mr Levy, they’ll love you.

      • richspurs February 26, 2017 at 3:43 pm

        That long winded, meandering, meaningless miserable, muckraker.

  • Horndog 😎 February 26, 2017 at 3:35 pm

    Oh fuck, Toby down

  • UnkleTaff February 26, 2017 at 3:35 pm

    A red card for Charlie Adam would be the icing on the cake.

    • Vikingyid February 26, 2017 at 3:35 pm

      Oh yes

      • richspurs February 26, 2017 at 3:36 pm

        Ok lets work on that

  • Horndog 😎 February 26, 2017 at 3:34 pm

    Let’s work on our goal diffential. It keeps us well ahead of the Arseholes.

  • richspurs February 26, 2017 at 3:34 pm

    Ok, we cant lose 3-5 then.

  • Superspoz February 26, 2017 at 3:34 pm

    4 more please.

  • Vikingyid February 26, 2017 at 3:34 pm

    Bless them northerners first Dorris now hurrikane

  • Harry Hotspur February 26, 2017 at 3:33 pm

    Bera-joint-nho warming up, Taff…

  • UnkleTaff February 26, 2017 at 3:30 pm

    According to the pundits on my stream Harry Kane has now scored 41 goals in his last 50 league games.

    Crikey.

    • Denspurs February 26, 2017 at 3:32 pm

      He’s looked slow and tired to me and doesn’t press how he used to. #stayrelentless

  • Vikingyid February 26, 2017 at 3:30 pm

    And I don’t want to state the obvious but Wanyama has been an absolute beast since day 1, don’t think he’s had a bad game

    • Harry Hotspur February 26, 2017 at 3:31 pm

      Wanyama has been undroppable.

      • Horndog 😎 February 26, 2017 at 3:33 pm

        Yes sir

  • Harry Hotspur February 26, 2017 at 3:30 pm
  • Caspurs♿️ February 26, 2017 at 3:30 pm

    We’re a fakin shambles, 4 fakin 0! If we carry on like this we’ll suffer our worst victory this season, pfft.

  • Vikingyid February 26, 2017 at 3:27 pm

    I think stoke would be a different proposition if they had bojan shaquiri and affelay in the team and not a load of OAPs

  • Ronwol1960-61 February 26, 2017 at 3:27 pm

    When it gets to 9-0 NKoodou might get a game

  • seattlespursguy February 26, 2017 at 3:24 pm

    Once Adam or Whelan get sent off this could be double figures

    • Ronwol1960-61 February 26, 2017 at 3:25 pm

      Triple

  • Ricky Village February 26, 2017 at 3:23 pm

    Janssen will come on just when Stoke shut shop to avoid a whitewash. At least they have been trying to get back into it so far.

  • Ronwol1960-61 February 26, 2017 at 3:23 pm

    I like our team especially Jekyll and Hyde

  • is Gascoigne gonna have a crack? February 26, 2017 at 3:22 pm

    This is our home. We dont need a new one. Its not a coincidence we are playing so well at the Lane. Once its gone. Its gone.

    • Horndog 😎 February 26, 2017 at 3:23 pm

      Tear the new stadium down, we need a petition!

      • is Gascoigne gonna have a crack? February 26, 2017 at 3:25 pm

        Yeeeeeah! I’ll do it myself….where did I leave the JCB??

    • Ronwol1960-61 February 26, 2017 at 3:24 pm

      Its bullshit..its all in the head!!!!

      • Harry Hotspur February 26, 2017 at 3:25 pm

        It’s all on the pitch!

        • Denspurs February 26, 2017 at 3:30 pm

          It’s in the game. Which you can watch from the tunnel. Whilst eating cheese and supping craft beer. Woop.

          • Harry Hotspur February 26, 2017 at 3:32 pm

            More cheese vicar…

            • Denspurs February 26, 2017 at 3:33 pm

              Sure crn hotspur. Credit card please.

      • Lilywhite without the II February 26, 2017 at 3:25 pm

        rubbish, Wembley is too big for a seasonal stadium….i think the new Lane will be ok though..

        • is Gascoigne gonna have a crack? February 26, 2017 at 3:27 pm

          Thinking isn’t knowing. Helluva fecking gamble. Let’s roll the dice on over 100 years of history and just when the Lane is becoming a fortress again. That’s in the teams interests!!??

          • Lilywhite without the II February 26, 2017 at 3:30 pm

            We should’ve just refurbished the current Lane i agree, but the new one wont be anywhere near as bad as Wembley, just my view…

            • is Gascoigne gonna have a crack? February 26, 2017 at 3:32 pm

              Totally. Will be better than wembers. Agree stand extension was the way too go.

    • Harry Hotspur February 26, 2017 at 3:26 pm

      This must be baffling the finest minds.

      Maybe mighty Gent are better than Stoke.

      That must be it.

      • Ronwol1960-61 February 26, 2017 at 3:28 pm

        Its about the players mentality.
        Its all in the fucking mind
        What about when we played Liverpool.

        Its in the head

        Great managers can stir that up

        • Razspur February 26, 2017 at 3:30 pm

          Wrong….you are assuming our players have brains, nothing could be further from the truth !

  • Vikingyid February 26, 2017 at 3:21 pm

    Just think how much better it would be if Danny boy was playing.
    Really not convinced by Davies I thought he was good cover but since Rose has been out I’ve had my doubts. Verts a better lb

    • Ronwol1960-61 February 26, 2017 at 3:22 pm

      Booooo!!!

    • AccringtonSpurs February 26, 2017 at 3:22 pm

      Davies is gone

  • Rich G February 26, 2017 at 3:21 pm

    Yes,we are fucking shit,hate supporting sours ,fucking Levy etc

    • Ronwol1960-61 February 26, 2017 at 3:21 pm

      I agree Rich

      • Gloster1861 February 26, 2017 at 3:22 pm

        Freeview channel Blaze is showing Vikings. I believe you rated it?

        • Ronwol1960-61 February 26, 2017 at 3:24 pm

          Brilliant!!!

    • Lilywhite without the II February 26, 2017 at 3:22 pm

      yawn..

  • UnkleTaff February 26, 2017 at 3:20 pm

    Mark Hughes said he didn’t think this would be another 4-0.

    I think he might well be right.

    • Threelagoon February 26, 2017 at 3:22 pm

      Good one.

    • Harry Hotspur February 26, 2017 at 3:24 pm

      hahahahah – brilliant.

  • Gloster1861 February 26, 2017 at 3:20 pm

    Poch out!

    • McG ⚽⚽ February 26, 2017 at 3:22 pm

      Come on, this is the usual Spurs, play shit & fuck up, then try and make up for it when it’s too late and doesnt matter. Nice we winning tho.

      • Gloster1861 February 26, 2017 at 3:25 pm

        Top four. Then we can get knocked out in the group stage.

  • McG ⚽⚽ February 26, 2017 at 3:19 pm

    Not that it really matters, but 4 goals and 3 yellows does not make two added mins..

  • A waddle and a fork February 26, 2017 at 3:19 pm

    lets bring Jannsen on for the second half!

    • Razspur February 26, 2017 at 3:20 pm

      Or Janssen

  • Lilywhite without the II February 26, 2017 at 3:18 pm

    wonder if there’s a stat for consecutive score results against one team..

  • Ronwol1960-61 February 26, 2017 at 3:18 pm

    Kane…..Wanyama…..Eriksen…..our best players

    • caveman February 26, 2017 at 3:19 pm

      We got what we asked for there in the 1st half Ron.

      • Ronwol1960-61 February 26, 2017 at 3:20 pm

        Excellent really lovely flow everyone fighting…its what its about…first goal was key

        • Horndog 😎 February 26, 2017 at 3:21 pm

          Excuse me but I have to go flow.

        • Gloster1861 February 26, 2017 at 3:21 pm

          Yes, they could have got frustrated being so dominant.

  • Spurstacus πŸ’‹ February 26, 2017 at 3:18 pm

    Sometimes Kane looks like a donkey, at others he looks like a worldy.

    • Horndog 😎 February 26, 2017 at 3:19 pm

      Speaking of worldly, darling!

      • Ronwol1960-61 February 26, 2017 at 3:19 pm

        Hahaha!!

  • Lilywhite without the II February 26, 2017 at 3:17 pm

    umm…Lane, Wembley, Lane, Wembley…let me think..

  • Ronwol1960-61 February 26, 2017 at 3:17 pm

    ” I think we will concentrate on the league”

  • Horndog 😎 February 26, 2017 at 3:17 pm

    We’re still in this!

  • Razspur February 26, 2017 at 3:17 pm

    Brilliant work Harry !

  • Ronwol1960-61 February 26, 2017 at 3:16 pm

    Raz…Tony Hancock changed the team at half time..he would have put Lloris up front….Eriksen in goal…

    • Razspur February 26, 2017 at 3:19 pm

      He could put Janssen, Sissoko and Onomah on for the SH in Wellington boots and we’d win 7-0 against this Stoke team.

  • richspurs February 26, 2017 at 3:16 pm

    Yep. We can win Champs league playin at home

  • YidInExile February 26, 2017 at 3:16 pm

    That was nice by Harry k

  • seattlespursguy February 26, 2017 at 3:16 pm

    In softball the mercy rule would come into play

  • Razspur February 26, 2017 at 3:16 pm

    4-0

  • richspurs February 26, 2017 at 3:15 pm

    Sumpins wrong with Tintin, hes upped his footie recently

    • danspurs February 26, 2017 at 3:16 pm

      He blows hot and cold… but when he’s hot, the team just works so much better.

  • Spurstacus πŸ’‹ February 26, 2017 at 3:14 pm

    Official. Kane hattrick.

  • richspurs February 26, 2017 at 3:13 pm

    On a few occasions we led 3-0 at half time….
    just saying.

  • Ronwol1960-61 February 26, 2017 at 3:12 pm

    Dele had 4 around him..nice pass

  • Ronwol1960-61 February 26, 2017 at 3:11 pm

    Kane 1 bil from China

  • Razspur February 26, 2017 at 3:11 pm

    Give Janssen a game FFS

  • richspurs February 26, 2017 at 3:11 pm

    So, can Kane claim that one, it was on target

    • Spurstacus πŸ’‹ February 26, 2017 at 3:11 pm

      No. It wasn’t. OG.

      • richspurs February 26, 2017 at 3:14 pm

        Panel says hat trick, whomever that are

        • Spurstacus πŸ’‹ February 26, 2017 at 3:15 pm

          Yep.

  • seattlespursguy February 26, 2017 at 3:09 pm

    Wasted opportunity

  • Ronwol1960-61 February 26, 2017 at 3:09 pm

    Eriksen kicked that 3 inches

  • Ronwol1960-61 February 26, 2017 at 3:08 pm

    Dirty Fuckers!!!

    • Lord Croker February 26, 2017 at 3:09 pm

      Worst free kick in the history of the game.

  • Lilywhite without the II February 26, 2017 at 3:08 pm

    Am i allowed to relax?

  • richspurs February 26, 2017 at 3:08 pm

    Theory. I think Kane might be a better free kick taker than Tintin

    • Spurstacus πŸ’‹ February 26, 2017 at 3:08 pm

      He didn’t lake the kick.

      • richspurs February 26, 2017 at 3:09 pm

        Hey, it my theory, boy. I dreamt it up last night

  • Spurstacus πŸ’‹ February 26, 2017 at 3:07 pm

    OG

    • seattlespursguy February 26, 2017 at 3:08 pm

      Has to be

      • Spurstacus πŸ’‹ February 26, 2017 at 3:09 pm

        Yep.

  • Razspur February 26, 2017 at 3:07 pm

    Jeez an ovver HT, Eriksen better get the Forth !

  • danspurs February 26, 2017 at 3:07 pm

    Fortune favours the brave!

  • Ronwol1960-61 February 26, 2017 at 3:07 pm

    Raz you are fucked 6-0 all Kane

    • danspurs February 26, 2017 at 3:07 pm

      If you have to lose money, I guess this is the sweetest way?

    • Razspur February 26, 2017 at 3:09 pm

      Bring Janssen on this is getting silly !

  • seattlespursguy February 26, 2017 at 3:06 pm

    This just getting silly

    • Lord Croker February 26, 2017 at 3:08 pm

      It is. Stoke should pay all their away fans a refund.

      • danspurs February 26, 2017 at 3:10 pm

        Like the West Brom game, they’ve either not turned up or not been allowed to.

  • Horndog 😎 February 26, 2017 at 3:06 pm

    Bingo!

  • Ronwol1960-61 February 26, 2017 at 3:06 pm

    Eriksen top right corner

  • seattlespursguy February 26, 2017 at 3:06 pm

    Kane has now scored 8 Premier League goals in 2017, more than any other player in the division.

  • Threelagoon February 26, 2017 at 3:05 pm

    Diabolical marking. Left our top scorer alone, with all the time in the world.

  • Ronwol1960-61 February 26, 2017 at 3:05 pm

    What team is this I don’t recognize them

    • danspurs February 26, 2017 at 3:06 pm

      It’s one with Eriksen playing to potential.

      • Ronwol1960-61 February 26, 2017 at 3:07 pm

        I knew the boy had it

        • danspurs February 26, 2017 at 3:09 pm

          Yep. I’m with you, though. I wish he showed it more. Still very young though, so his prime will be interesting. Just hope Levy doesn’t cash his chips.

    • Horndog 😎 February 26, 2017 at 3:06 pm

      The one that played Swansea, Rondo!

  • richspurs February 26, 2017 at 3:04 pm

    At the moment im in awe.

    • Razspur February 26, 2017 at 3:05 pm

      Near Doncaster, it’s a sh**hole but there’s a great wee Chippy !

      • richspurs February 26, 2017 at 3:06 pm

        No really, in in awe

  • Spurstacus πŸ’‹ February 26, 2017 at 3:04 pm

    Where’s Willy Juice and his 0-3, now?

  • danspurs February 26, 2017 at 3:04 pm

    It was an ok shot but the game should have been pulled back for the shirt-pull.

  • McG ⚽⚽ February 26, 2017 at 3:04 pm

    That was some finish!

  • Ronwol1960-61 February 26, 2017 at 3:04 pm

    We are back to being the greatest club the world has ever seen

  • Lilywhite without the II February 26, 2017 at 3:03 pm

    101 goals, is that all, jeeze, come on Kane..

  • UnkleTaff February 26, 2017 at 3:02 pm

    Two goals for the pigeon-scarer.

  • richspurs February 26, 2017 at 3:02 pm

    Brilliant Dummy by Wanyas

  • Horndog 😎 February 26, 2017 at 3:02 pm

    Did you see Wanyama’s move, brilliant

    • danspurs February 26, 2017 at 3:02 pm

      Yep. He’s sheer class.

  • Spurstacus πŸ’‹ February 26, 2017 at 3:02 pm

    Any type of goal!

  • Razspur February 26, 2017 at 3:02 pm

    Second, kaneinho !!!

  • Harry Hotspur February 26, 2017 at 3:02 pm

    SENSATIONAL goal

    • Ronwol1960-61 February 26, 2017 at 3:02 pm

      who bought that bloke????????

    • danspurs February 26, 2017 at 3:02 pm

      I could cope with a fortnight of this…

  • Tezza February 26, 2017 at 3:01 pm

    AND THATS WHY WE SHOULD PLAY CORNERS LONG!!!

  • danspurs February 26, 2017 at 3:01 pm

    YEEESSS

  • Ronwol1960-61 February 26, 2017 at 3:01 pm

    Raz I’m 50/50 with you

  • Horndog 😎 February 26, 2017 at 3:01 pm

    Fackinel, Harry boy!

  • seattlespursguy February 26, 2017 at 3:01 pm

    HOLY SHIT!

  • Razspur February 26, 2017 at 3:01 pm

    Worth an effort Walker

  • Spurstacus πŸ’‹ February 26, 2017 at 3:00 pm

    Does anyone think we should go 3 at the back and iust attack them?

    • Ronwol1960-61 February 26, 2017 at 3:00 pm

      No

    • danspurs February 26, 2017 at 3:01 pm

      Interesting idea. Hadn’t occurred to us.

    • Ronwol1960-61 February 26, 2017 at 3:01 pm

      None at the back

    • Horndog 😎 February 26, 2017 at 3:01 pm

      I was thinking that. Very perceptive Spurts!

    • Lilywhite without the II February 26, 2017 at 3:01 pm

      no, i think we should go all out attack, but leave 3 at the back

  • Ronwol1960-61 February 26, 2017 at 3:00 pm

    two beaut moves from Wanyama

  • Razspur February 26, 2017 at 3:00 pm

    Focus Verts

  • Tezza February 26, 2017 at 3:00 pm

    STOP TAKING SHIT SHORT CORNERS!!!!

  • Ronwol1960-61 February 26, 2017 at 2:58 pm

    3 at the back and go for the throat!

  • danspurs February 26, 2017 at 2:58 pm

    Much more like it.

  • Razspur February 26, 2017 at 2:58 pm

    Ohhh this is looking omnibus

  • Ronwol1960-61 February 26, 2017 at 2:57 pm

    Excelent 5 minutes…

  • Tezza February 26, 2017 at 2:57 pm

    Looking good the last few mins!!!

  • Razspur February 26, 2017 at 2:57 pm

    Good corner, Verts good effort

  • Ronwol1960-61 February 26, 2017 at 2:57 pm

    Nice shot Jan good ball in Eriksen

  • Razspur February 26, 2017 at 2:56 pm

    Much better

  • Ronwol1960-61 February 26, 2017 at 2:55 pm

    3 at the back and attack attack attack

    • danspurs February 26, 2017 at 2:57 pm

      Any formation that gets Eriksen on the ball at the moment…

  • Lilywhite without the II February 26, 2017 at 2:54 pm

    we need another……………3

  • Razspur February 26, 2017 at 2:53 pm

    Super Lloris

    • danspurs February 26, 2017 at 2:54 pm

      Bet that got your pulse raised! Brilliant save. They missed the offside too. Ominous.

  • Horndog 😎 February 26, 2017 at 2:53 pm

    Hugo!, thank fuck

  • richspurs February 26, 2017 at 2:53 pm

    That Walker needs a tight klap across the ear. The first things footballers learn at around two or so years old, is to shoot straight

  • Ronwol1960-61 February 26, 2017 at 2:53 pm

    I think we should switch to 3 at the back and fucking attack them

  • danspurs February 26, 2017 at 2:52 pm

    Think that was the first time Alli’s touched the ball?

  • Lilywhite without the II February 26, 2017 at 2:51 pm

    what was that..haha

  • Ronwol1960-61 February 26, 2017 at 2:51 pm

    we should be fucking pounding them now

  • danspurs February 26, 2017 at 2:51 pm

    When you’re being outplayed, just have a few free hacks and see if it disrupts.

  • McG ⚽⚽ February 26, 2017 at 2:50 pm

    Red all day, tosser, & charlie adam on the pitch too, wankers.

  • seattlespursguy February 26, 2017 at 2:50 pm

    Fucker actually protested the yellow.

  • richspurs February 26, 2017 at 2:49 pm

    Why id that noth redth

    • Spurstacus πŸ’‹ February 26, 2017 at 2:51 pm

      That’s easy for you to say.

  • Lilywhite without the II February 26, 2017 at 2:49 pm

    thats a sending off, tosser…

  • is Gascoigne gonna have a crack? February 26, 2017 at 2:49 pm

    I’m certain we wouldn’t av had a problem with gent a the Lane.

  • Lilywhite without the II February 26, 2017 at 2:47 pm

    come on….think 0-1down, 0-1down……

  • Ronwol1960-61 February 26, 2017 at 2:46 pm

    40-1 Raz amazing price are you sure?

    • Razspur February 26, 2017 at 2:47 pm

      100%, just need 3 more, one before HT, one on the hour and 79th min will do !

      • Ronwol1960-61 February 26, 2017 at 2:48 pm

        You mean we have to score 4? You missed that bit

      • Ronwol1960-61 February 26, 2017 at 2:49 pm

        My fault

        • Razspur February 26, 2017 at 2:50 pm

          26, 2017 at 2:30 pm
          February 26, 2017 at 2:26 pm
          Kane to score first and Spurs to win 4-0 is 40/1, stake a single pound and receive Β£41, you know it makes sense !

  • Lilywhite without the II February 26, 2017 at 2:46 pm

    Well done Kane, congrates….

  • is Gascoigne gonna have a crack? February 26, 2017 at 2:46 pm

    Thank fuck for our only striker.

  • Ronwol1960-61 February 26, 2017 at 2:45 pm

    The key to beating a packed defence.Score a goal.

  • Horndog 😎 February 26, 2017 at 2:45 pm

    100th club goal, all comps, for young Harry.

  • richspurs February 26, 2017 at 2:44 pm

    Thats the Kaneinho i want to see. Fook everything, shoot on sight.

  • seattlespursguy February 26, 2017 at 2:44 pm

    Nutted Shawcross to boot

  • Ronwol1960-61 February 26, 2017 at 2:44 pm

    Harrrah!!

  • Horndog 😎 February 26, 2017 at 2:44 pm

    Well that helps.

  • is Gascoigne gonna have a crack? February 26, 2017 at 2:44 pm

    You can write poches post matcher already….”we didn’t start with the right tempo…looked tired after playing with ten Thursday…” I can’t bare it….pleease nooo!?

  • Razspur February 26, 2017 at 2:44 pm

    There’s the First !!!!

    • danspurs February 26, 2017 at 2:44 pm

      It’s a mugs game Raz! You’re lucky I didn’t take the bet. It would have been another own goal…

  • Ronwol1960-61 February 26, 2017 at 2:43 pm

    Just for you Harry!

  • seattlespursguy February 26, 2017 at 2:43 pm

    Woooot!

  • Harry Hotspur February 26, 2017 at 2:43 pm

    Hurrah!

  • Harry Hotspur February 26, 2017 at 2:42 pm

    Are this lot worried about breaking into a sweat?

  • caveman February 26, 2017 at 2:42 pm

    Kane running into a traffic jamb when it was easier to go straight for goal.

  • seattlespursguy February 26, 2017 at 2:42 pm

    It’s all very leisurely out there.

  • Threelagoon February 26, 2017 at 2:42 pm

    Anybody’s got a nice stream for ipad?

    • Spurstacus πŸ’‹ February 26, 2017 at 2:49 pm

      Try cricfree.sc

  • Ronwol1960-61 February 26, 2017 at 2:41 pm

    Several times we have had a player with the ball and everyone stading around not enough movement to find space

    • danspurs February 26, 2017 at 2:42 pm

      I think Stoke’s tactic of standing around looking like they don’t care very much has thrown us into panic.

  • Lilywhite without the II February 26, 2017 at 2:40 pm

    We are good at possession, can we work a way to “possession” the ball into the back of the net with a very, very high line…

  • Ronwol1960-61 February 26, 2017 at 2:40 pm

    all staring at Dembele

  • richspurs February 26, 2017 at 2:39 pm

    From my home. The beloved country down South. Land of miracles, milk n honey, sunshine and plentiful else. A land bestowed with riches and bounty, love joy, peace n happiness. Good afternoon suckers in thr land of cold grey and otherwise. Lol.
    hope em boys do well this late wintry afternoon. Wee we passed the 50 sec test, again.

    • danspurs February 26, 2017 at 2:41 pm

      According to Harry Hotspur this game is taking place over two weeks, so 50 seconds won’t be up for another 3 hours. Looking good, though, until it matters.

      • richspurs February 26, 2017 at 2:43 pm

        I challenge your maths on that score brother as HH, i dunno, can he keep time

        • danspurs February 26, 2017 at 2:46 pm

          There was no maths involved in my post! I just typed in the first thing that came into my head. I thought that’s how the internet worked?

  • Ronwol1960-61 February 26, 2017 at 2:39 pm

    Feeble by Davies

  • Gloster1861 February 26, 2017 at 2:38 pm

    Like Gent, yet another ball across the six yard box which just needed tap in. FFS!

    • Razspur February 26, 2017 at 2:40 pm

      Amazing just how much Rose adds to our threat, def the biggest miss due to injury this Season.

  • Horndog 😎 February 26, 2017 at 2:38 pm

    TV commentators just said Rose has suffered a set back and is out until April. Shit!

  • Harry Hotspur February 26, 2017 at 2:37 pm

    This game could last a fortnight.

  • Ronwol1960-61 February 26, 2017 at 2:36 pm

    Dembele so far is a bit off

    • danspurs February 26, 2017 at 2:37 pm

      I’ve been disappointed in him this season. Think he’s flattered to deceive.

      • Ronwol1960-61 February 26, 2017 at 2:38 pm

        For me his season hasn’t been that bad but he doesn’t make enough happen

  • Razspur February 26, 2017 at 2:36 pm

    Nice play CE, others should have followed up

    • Ronwol1960-61 February 26, 2017 at 2:37 pm

      Our best player so far

  • Lilywhite without the II February 26, 2017 at 2:35 pm

    i stand by my 3-0…

  • Razspur February 26, 2017 at 2:34 pm

    86% possession already

    • Horndog 😎 February 26, 2017 at 2:34 pm

      .. and so far Hugo’s distribution is spot on.

    • Ronwol1960-61 February 26, 2017 at 2:34 pm

      Whoppeeee

    • Lilywhite without the II February 26, 2017 at 2:34 pm

      no shots on target, this is shit, sell them all..

  • Ronwol1960-61 February 26, 2017 at 2:32 pm

    3 players shirked tackles already

  • Razspur February 26, 2017 at 2:30 pm

    February 26, 2017 at 2:26 pm
    Kane to score first and Spurs to win 4-0 is 40/1, stake a single pound and receive Β£41, you know it makes sense !

    • Ronwol1960-61 February 26, 2017 at 2:31 pm

      Actually it does..unbelievable odds

  • caveman February 26, 2017 at 2:30 pm

    I’d say 4 of the subs will be sold in the summer Vorm, Wimmer, Janssen and Sissoko. Possible.

    • Ricky Village February 26, 2017 at 2:42 pm

      Only wimmer out of those. Poch will give Jansen and sissoko the second term to come good and save face.

  • Threelagoon February 26, 2017 at 2:30 pm

    Good stream?

  • Ronwol1960-61 February 26, 2017 at 2:27 pm

    Toby or not Toby this is the question

  • caveman February 26, 2017 at 2:26 pm

    We can win the FA Cup, can’t we?

    • Lilywhite without the II February 26, 2017 at 2:27 pm

      I am genuinely concerned that we will struggle with the FA cup this year assuming we go through to the semi’s. It will be against a good team all of which we struggle to beat, then add the whole Wembley hoodoo and lack of killer finishing…

      • danspurs February 26, 2017 at 2:35 pm

        I think you’re right but will be interested to see what causes us to exit. What will be a disaster is losing the last ever FA Cup tie at the Lane to Milwall…

    • Ronwol1960-61 February 26, 2017 at 2:27 pm

      No

      • caveman February 26, 2017 at 2:28 pm

        Ron, hope it a good game and we see something good from our mob.

        • Ronwol1960-61 February 26, 2017 at 2:30 pm

          Don’t we all,well maybe not all of us πŸ™‚

          Look its about time

        • McG ⚽⚽ February 26, 2017 at 2:31 pm

          We can beat Chelsea, beat Citeh, most teams in the league, but Deli f*cks up & all of a sudden we incapable of winning the FA cup. Get a grip peeps…

  • Matt February 26, 2017 at 2:26 pm

    Team today: Lloris, Vorm, Davies, Walker, Dier, Toby, Verts, Wanyama, Carter Vickers, AN other Defender, blah, zzzzzzzz. At home…….. against Stoke….. Sigh

  • caveman February 26, 2017 at 2:24 pm

    We need to win the FA Cup. Don’t worry about the big money Champions League until Mr Levy is gone.

    • 89Spurs πŸ‘ February 26, 2017 at 2:27 pm

      He’s leaving on a jet plane, don’t know when he’ll be back again.

  • McG ⚽⚽ February 26, 2017 at 2:22 pm

    Nice, glad some are waking to the fact top four is w*nk if it’s at the expense of winning trophies…

  • Aussie in Switzerland February 26, 2017 at 2:15 pm

    I like money

    • Lilywhite without the II February 26, 2017 at 2:21 pm

      i like your money to..