Date: 7th May 2018 at 3:12pm
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A number of media outlets have leapt upon the ParisUnited piece claiming to add value to the Ryan Sessegnon saga.

Before we move on to the point of this blog, let me assist in translating the specific element of interest from the French in the article into English for you.

According to our information, Tottenham has already agreed with the player and Fulham. There is one more detail to settle. Know if he will join the Spurs this summer or next year. In case of accession of the Cottagers in the Premier League, the English side will be loaned an additional season by the club London. On the other hand, if the club does not succeed, Sessegnon will evolve under the orders of Mauricio Pochettino (coach of Tottenham) as of next August.

So that’s a might be this summer, might be next summer.

That’s it.

Any other spin, hints, inferences or allegations you’ve perceived were put there by interns on other sites.

May 7th last year Gladys told me that personal terms had been agreed with the boy Sessegnon. In June the Sess to Spurs stuff emerged in earnest with Mirror leading the charge, if I recall correctly.

A transfer fee of some £15million was mooted thereafter by the Independent.

I sold everything I owned and put a £8 on the move happening that summer.

So here we are a year on and there are still semi-audible mumbles about a maybe.

Oh, and the price is now £50million.

Hesitant, ineffective and thoroughly inauthentic and we wonder why we don’t win anything. 

 
Comments
  • ronwol96061 May 7, 2018 at 7:42 pm

    He must be buddies with Russell Brand

  • SeattleSpursGuy May 7, 2018 at 6:05 pm

    • SeattleSpursGuy May 7, 2018 at 6:15 pm

      Looks a bit like the jacket those gals wore in Grease.

    • ronwol96061 May 7, 2018 at 7:38 pm

      The blokes total shirt and no trousers

  • SeattleSpursGuy May 7, 2018 at 5:31 pm

    WTF?

    Dele Verified account @dele_official

    Very pleased to announce my collaboration with @boohooMAN. Can’t wait for you all to see my collection which launches on Thursday! 🤙🏽

    • Gloster1861 May 7, 2018 at 5:39 pm

      Yeah, possibly not a good day to start. Depending on if he plays well against the Toons. Otherwise he’ll be accused of allowing this nonsense to distract him from his very well paid work.

      • SeattleSpursGuy May 7, 2018 at 5:43 pm

        They don’t help themselves, do they?

    • ronwol96061 May 7, 2018 at 5:46 pm

      He will be playing with Versace United soon…

    • ronwol96061 May 7, 2018 at 5:49 pm

      Eriksen is going to come out with his own brand of hair conditioner soon….Toby …mugs….Lloris Hhugo Bboss….

    • ronwol96061 May 7, 2018 at 5:50 pm

      “He Pulled My Shirt!!!”

    • Sexy Beast May 7, 2018 at 6:09 pm

      What do you expect with the poor boy scraping by on ENIC’S wage packet?

  • is Gascoigne gonna have a crack? May 7, 2018 at 5:30 pm

    Some pissed off Spurs fans on the radio. Levy out….going nowhere…lot of anger.

    • Sexy Beast May 7, 2018 at 5:31 pm
      • is Gascoigne gonna have a crack? May 7, 2018 at 6:00 pm

        👍

    • Sexy Beast May 7, 2018 at 5:31 pm

      Now Wenger is off Durham has started the “daily Tottenham”

      • Gloster1861 May 7, 2018 at 5:36 pm

        Missed it.

        • Sexy Beast May 7, 2018 at 5:40 pm

          just started

  • Willie! May 7, 2018 at 5:12 pm

    Don’t worry boys, the Pale Pated Pocket Peeler will take the Dele money this summer and get Jojo Pikey in, we’re all set to dominate the league with an umatched midfield pair of Sissoko/Shelvey. Praise be to jah, we’re all going to need a fat spliff when the summer window closes.

    • Gloster1861 May 7, 2018 at 5:18 pm

      Whatever happens this summer, none of it will in any way be down to Daniel Levy. Unless it’s good, of course.

      Does that get me past the entrance exam for the Flat Earther Society?

      • ronwol96061 May 7, 2018 at 5:23 pm

        You and your cohort,East,have stolen the Flat Earth handle.
        Name names ffs

        • Gloster1861 May 7, 2018 at 5:26 pm

          That’s on a need to know basis.

          • ronwol96061 May 7, 2018 at 7:37 pm

            I dont need to know
            IDNTK

            • Harry Hotspur May 7, 2018 at 7:46 pm

              This isn’t available in my region.

              • ronwol96061 May 7, 2018 at 7:50 pm

                It is in my religion…. $19.95 to the tribe and $29.95 for all others unless you are episcapelian

    • ronwol96061 May 7, 2018 at 5:21 pm

      We will actually get money for Dele?

      • Gloster1861 May 7, 2018 at 5:37 pm

        We only sell the ones with a decent price tag. The others stay.

  • Moley May 7, 2018 at 4:33 pm

    If I have caused anyone offence on here in the past a humble apology but Down yere bollicks any way baldy approved himself another 6 million a year no mention of how many Enic shares he also received or how many he could buy with this amount ,pariah springs to mind f—- you jack I’m ok and I made the players who are playing for THFC pay into my pension fund .And you wonder why they are pissed how many managers will pass through this club good bad or indifferent they get pissed off dealing with Daniel and and recruitment .

    • Harry Hotspur May 7, 2018 at 4:48 pm

      Welcome home. I think your IP was very similar to someone else’s but either way, mia casa…

    • Sexy Beast May 7, 2018 at 4:50 pm

      Fuck knows, but if Pooch does leave because of the bald weirdo I for one will stop going until they sell up 😧

  • too much fun May 7, 2018 at 4:12 pm

    Levy is a knob again. A lot of the deals for the new stadium are also shit.
    Eager to do deals companies were pricing high then giving discounts, we actually paid over the market rate.
    also we should have had a penalty clause if not ready for new season as playing away for four games will ruin us again with a bad start.
    Just to know Apple new hq in Battersea has a £7 a second clause if not ready on time.

    • Sexy Beast May 7, 2018 at 4:16 pm

      Levy has a £25 a second penalty don’t you know ?

    • Harry Hotspur May 7, 2018 at 4:19 pm

      £24.20 a minute
      £14,200 an hour

    • 💋 May 7, 2018 at 4:38 pm

      Penalty clauses are great if the delays are the builders fault.

      I’m sure most of you lot will be ascribing blame to Levy if there are any delays.

      F*ck you Levy for all these delays!
      The delays weren’t his fault.

      Well, f*ck you Levy for charging so much for delays, you greedy b*stard.

      • Harry Hotspur May 7, 2018 at 4:47 pm

        As long as he cannot possibly win, that;s the main thing 😆

      • Gloster1861 May 7, 2018 at 4:50 pm

        Where’s the Escape Goat i heard so much about?

        • Harry Hotspur May 7, 2018 at 4:51 pm

          hehehehehhe

  • Sid Trotter May 7, 2018 at 4:01 pm

    I am getting dizzy with all these blogs today. And I like being dizzy. So Ryan. What kind of name is that for a left-footer?

    • ronwol96061 May 7, 2018 at 4:29 pm

      Ryan the Rytan was signed by Bryton
      got on his bykan and went to Brytan
      We cant sygn him he is out of sytan

  • is Gascoigne gonna have a crack? May 7, 2018 at 3:58 pm

    Stellar work again by the transfer market master. Rumours out that Fergies brain hemmorhage is a delayed trauma from dealing with Levy for the Berbatov transfer.

    • Gloster1861 May 7, 2018 at 4:14 pm

      Talking to Levy carries a health warning from the Chief Medical Officer.

      • is Gascoigne gonna have a crack? May 7, 2018 at 4:17 pm

        Yeah, he should have to wear a sticker or badge with a warning or something.

  • Gloster1861 May 7, 2018 at 3:46 pm

    15 or 50, easily confused numbers.

    Happened to me in the pre-Lloyds TSB bank. Went to draw 15 quid by cheque (written with a quill pen) and the absent minded cashier gave me 5 tenners in error. Being the innocent young thing I was back then, I pointed out her error.

    • Sexy Beast May 7, 2018 at 3:53 pm

      Arise Sir Glos

    • Harry Hotspur May 7, 2018 at 3:57 pm

      A year ago it was £15m

      • Gloster1861 May 7, 2018 at 4:16 pm

        And the government says inflation is only running at 3 per cent. Tut!

        • Harry Hotspur May 7, 2018 at 4:35 pm

          The gov are in the wrong game, guv!

  • Gus May 7, 2018 at 3:42 pm

    Is Sessegnon this year’s Damaio?

    • Sexy Beast May 7, 2018 at 3:54 pm

      And next years and the year after

  • ronwol96061 May 7, 2018 at 3:39 pm

    The second artificial intelligence electronic field will not be entertaining the NFL next year we have learned. Instead Levy has booked 2 pantomimes each season and immediately was told he only needed one field instead of two

    • Sexy Beast May 7, 2018 at 3:55 pm

      There is an echo echo echo

      • ronwol96061 May 7, 2018 at 4:31 pm

        Oh no there isnt!!!!

        • ronwol96061 May 7, 2018 at 4:31 pm

          Isnt,isnt

  • grittyspur May 7, 2018 at 3:35 pm

    Bloody hell, ‘Arry I’d rather have a root canal than read your blog these days!

    • Harry Hotspur May 7, 2018 at 3:57 pm

  • Horndog 🇺🇸 May 7, 2018 at 3:29 pm

    But Harry I want to win stuff!

    • Harry Hotspur May 7, 2018 at 4:20 pm

      Nichts auf diesen geshifte!