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Scott Parker Spotted En Route To Hotspur Way

Scott Parker Spotted En Route To Hotspur Way

The 36-year-old, who quit his playing career on Wednesday after four years with Fulham, spent two seasons at White Hart Lane between 2011 and 2013, making 63 appearances.

“I’m delighted to be back at Tottenham and look forward to immersing myself in the job,” he told tottenhamhotspur.com.

“Obviously it wasn’t an easy decision to call time on my playing career, though I’m looking forward to this new chapter and am grateful to Spurs for handing me this opportunity at such an exciting time in the club’s history.

“It is a great honour to represent the club both as a coach and ambassador.”

Head of coaching and player development John McDermott knows Parker’s capabilities well as the former England international spent some time at the club doing his coaching badges.

“He’s been planning a career in coaching for a number of years and during his time here he was not only completing his coaching qualifications, but dealing with players in real-life situations,” he said.

“Scott’s role within the academy will be to manage the under-18s players and to instil the standards required to be an elite international and Premier League player.

PA Sport

 

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  • Aside from cerebrospinal fluid, what's on your mind?

  • ronwol196061πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦ July 2, 2017 at 4:22 pm

    What a fucking Liberty!!!!

    Mel
    Check out the onw with Nan and the Scottish neighbour

    https://youtu.be/AMDg4oVAR8E

  • A waddle and a fork July 2, 2017 at 3:58 pm

    Forget the not signing bollicks – why are we not SELLING!!!!!

    • gloster1861 July 2, 2017 at 4:06 pm

      Is Bonzo still in Spain?

      • A waddle and a fork July 2, 2017 at 4:22 pm

        I don’t know anything about anyone

  • 89Spurs πŸ‘ July 2, 2017 at 3:50 pm

    Jay Rodriguez, to WBA for 12mil.
    BBC News.

  • melcyid July 2, 2017 at 3:37 pm

    Saul would be a great signing,we already had frank Saul but not as good as this bloke.

  • RecaroN17 July 2, 2017 at 3:10 pm

    The new King of new White Hart Lane.

  • ronwol196061πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦ July 2, 2017 at 3:06 pm

    The three last players in last years Ronglish havent shown up yet
    This means that the pressure will be on not to be relegation fodder so we better get them in
    I think Harry should let Gladys play instead of him
    Hartley should tune up his scores..maybe go for 9-0’s instead of 10-0’s
    And Spurstacus should syop trying to put his corset on with his left hand while studying form with his right
    We are up to 13 as we talk…

    Are You Ready?

  • Superspoz πŸ”ͺ July 2, 2017 at 3:03 pm

    I’ve never understood why people waste time and talk about their clubs finances and deem players to be too expensive, or too old and won’t have a sell on value or he’s cheap and worth a punt. I personally don’t give a shit. It’s not my money,

    • ronwol196061πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦ July 2, 2017 at 3:08 pm

      What people
      78% of us cant fucking count

      • Superspoz πŸ”ͺ July 2, 2017 at 3:11 pm

        Exactly

    • SpurAndy πŸ’Ο€ July 2, 2017 at 3:15 pm

      We’re just here for the ride.

    • gloster1861 July 2, 2017 at 3:49 pm

      Well whose money is it?

      We know it isn’t ENIC’s dish.

      • gloster1861 July 2, 2017 at 4:05 pm

        Dosh.

  • ronwol196061πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦ July 2, 2017 at 2:45 pm

    Is Josh King any cop?

    • McG ⚽⚽ July 2, 2017 at 2:54 pm

      He’s good under cover..

      • David Dillenberg July 2, 2017 at 2:54 pm

        Β£30M. No go not for me.

        • ronwol196061πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦ July 2, 2017 at 2:57 pm

          The price means nothing DD

          • David Dillenberg July 2, 2017 at 3:03 pm

            Yes not if he can guarantee goals and IMO just not convinced he is a significant upgrade on Janssen.

      • ronwol196061πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦ July 2, 2017 at 2:56 pm

        Everybody stay Still

  • David Dillenberg July 2, 2017 at 2:33 pm

    Clashing with Poldark 9-10 30 pm BBC 2 this eve recommended documentary about George Best

    Radio Times SUMMARY

    [Documentary telling the story of the reserved young football prodigy from Belfast who became a
    global superstar, but whose career was blighted by his battle with the pressures of fame. The film reveals how the player dubbed El Beatle helped Manchester United to win two league titles and the European Cup, but his extravagant lifestyle led to various problems, most notably alcoholism]

  • melcyid July 2, 2017 at 2:28 pm

    sadly the Tottenham area that exists now will soon be a memory

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ybkqUWw3i5o

    • ronwol196061πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦ July 2, 2017 at 2:43 pm

      That woman is a genius

      • melcyid July 2, 2017 at 3:11 pm

        she really is

        • ronwol196061πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦ July 2, 2017 at 4:20 pm

          What a fucking Liberty!!!!
          Check out the onw with Nan and the Scottish neighbour

  • David Dillenberg July 2, 2017 at 2:17 pm

    Why don’t we snap up Salisbury boss Steve Claridge who came out of retirement at the age of 51 to play in a pre-season friendly on Saturday!!

    • David Dillenberg July 2, 2017 at 2:19 pm

      Never the most talented Claridge always gave a 100% for the blue noses as compared to lazy Rikki Otto!

    • McG ⚽⚽ July 2, 2017 at 1:57 pm

      Looked at this, 3 goals in 25, not exactly prolific!

    • gloster1861 July 2, 2017 at 2:16 pm

      Who now?

    • AccringtonSpurs July 2, 2017 at 2:21 pm

      If you watch his highlights, the kid can’t shoot. Blasts over like Townsend most of the time.

      Not hugely impressed with his thru balls nei’ver

  • PlayitagainSamways July 2, 2017 at 1:52 pm

    http://www.football365.com/news/west-ham-eye-move-for-ex-man-utd-man-hernandez

    This is the sort of deal we should be going in for.

    Obviously we wont but i cant help wishing that i supported an actual football club.

  • Horndog July 2, 2017 at 1:01 pm

    Lahdedah
    I signed up for Ronglish II – Return of the Predictors. This season I have a pair of crystal balls which should give me an advantage. I bought them from an old pikey by the name of Craig Bellamy. He didn’t need them any more.

    I thought they crystallized after being nailed to the table. πŸ˜‚

  • David Dillenberg July 2, 2017 at 12:38 pm

    POXY
    Update: He is currently experiencing ongoing laptop difficulties. Possibility of an imminent replacement laptop.

    • Sexy Beast July 2, 2017 at 12:52 pm

      Has he been clicking on some dodgy websites?? lol

      • gloster1861 July 2, 2017 at 2:13 pm

        Poxy is busy drilling holes through the hard drive…

        • David Dillenberg July 2, 2017 at 2:21 pm

          Hello I have got a faulty hard drive!

          • David Dillenberg July 2, 2017 at 2:24 pm

            Mean noisy. Having passed a recent health test my laptop has done well lasting over 5/6 years but now very noisy. It’s had a new fan, dusted but still noisy suggesting it’s hard drive problem.

    • SpurAndy πŸ’Ο€ July 2, 2017 at 12:53 pm

      He’s in my thoughts.
      #prayforthepox

  • McG ⚽⚽ July 2, 2017 at 12:04 pm

    Went to a festival yesterday, came across a cracking little band, White Feather Collective. I’d say heavily influenced by the doors, stones & black keys, right up my street. Anyways, few of their tracks below, worth a listen, bought their CD off em by the stage… Smoz, you’ll apreciate some of the lyrics to the first track, even if it’s not your cuppa!

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SAIm9PUrAiE

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hsVzFaH8R64

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4HkDcoGnq1U

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=san1B0ajoZs

    • Sexy Beast July 2, 2017 at 12:14 pm

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w8KQmps-Sog
      124M hits with almost 600k likes, this is the uprising song…………..
      listen to these lyrics

      • Superspoz πŸ”ͺ July 2, 2017 at 12:59 pm

        Too many people watching youtube for a revolution to happen. And if it was to happen it won’t be televised.
        #GilScottHeron

  • gloster1861 July 2, 2017 at 9:16 am

    Morning fellow sufferers.

    The Spurs squad is so strong, we need no reinforcements. As you can see, I am now a flat earther. Wibble.

    Those nice men in white coats will be putting me in a padded cell for my own protection.

    • SpurAndy πŸ’Ο€ July 2, 2017 at 9:24 am

      If we kept all the first teamers and didn’t get a marquee signing I’d wouldn’t be unhappy. I’m a concave earther.

      • SpurAndy πŸ’Ο€ July 2, 2017 at 9:27 am

        As soon as you see ‘huge money’ you know it’s just bolloxs.

        • gloster1861 July 2, 2017 at 9:44 am

          I would buy Chicarito for 13 million in a heartbeat.

          • Frontwheel 2 July 2, 2017 at 11:31 am

            I got a few disapproving remarks when I said something similar a few years back

            • McG ⚽⚽ July 2, 2017 at 12:05 pm

              Nope, I’m with you there!

            • UnkleTaff July 2, 2017 at 12:37 pm

              You’ll get another one now if you make the same suggestion again.

      • gloster1861 July 2, 2017 at 9:43 am

        If Bournemouth stumped up 20 million for Ake, the going rate for for King will be double that.

        • Camus July 2, 2017 at 9:54 am

          And that’s what makes it unlikely we’ll even do that deal. Unless there’s a Β£10mill bargain somewhere, I’m more or less convinced we won’t sign anyone.

          • gloster1861 July 2, 2017 at 10:11 am

            Sandro Ramirez.

          • Sexy Beast July 2, 2017 at 10:53 am

            Camus, you are a doom monger! Try and be a tad more positive……..

      • Harry Hotspur July 2, 2017 at 10:37 am

        Give us the bloody source articles!!!!!!!

  • David Dillenberg July 2, 2017 at 9:02 am

    Morning

    At a not completely full Stratford Upon Avon Theatre who am I to argue with Joyce that last nights showing of RSC Titus Adronicus starring the superb David Troughton (Titus) and his brother plus the rest of the other excellent cast was the best production (and we have seen numerous productions over the years) at the RSC. Next on the agenda in August are Julius Caesar and Antony and Cleopatra, all sitting in cheaper restricted view tickets which are adequate!

    • David Dillenberg July 2, 2017 at 9:04 am

      *best production she has see ever

      • David Dillenberg July 2, 2017 at 9:10 am

        Not for the purists all now modern costumes as opposed to traditional attire!

        • gloster1861 July 2, 2017 at 9:22 am

          David Troughton needs to get back on the farm, the Archers omnibus starts soon!

    • AccringtonSpurs July 2, 2017 at 9:05 am

      You should take Hartley instead of Joyce.

      • David Dillenberg July 2, 2017 at 9:06 am

        that would be a bundle off fun!!

        • David Dillenberg July 2, 2017 at 9:06 am

          *of

          • SpurAndy πŸ’Ο€ July 2, 2017 at 9:14 am

            Morning David, you seem to have an nasty case of Ronglishitus today πŸ™‚

            • David Dillenberg July 2, 2017 at 9:19 am

              Indeed put it down to minimal sleep!

    • East Stand July 2, 2017 at 9:32 am

      Are you on commission DD?

      • David Dillenberg July 2, 2017 at 9:53 am

        I wish!

  • Camus July 2, 2017 at 8:37 am

    So the rumours are true and there really is no money to spend. Better sell Walker to the sheiks sharpish if anyone does want any fresh blood in the team / time-wasters for the bench. I can’t get too excited about it. I don’t trust us to spend Β£40-50mill ‘wisely’. Might as well keep Bonzo.

    • AccringtonSpurs July 2, 2017 at 8:39 am

      Our ‘big’ signings are likely to be Barkley and King.

      • Camus July 2, 2017 at 8:41 am

        That’s a very underwhelming prospect anyway but I can’t see it, sorry. We’ll be asked for Β£60mill for that pair. King at best, I predict. Possibly not even that.

        • gloster1861 July 2, 2017 at 9:09 am

          Not even that. Hence Poch bigging up Onomah, KWP and Winks.

          As if we had a choice…

  • Lilywhite without the II July 2, 2017 at 8:00 am

    “Tottenham Hotspur are ready to launch a bid for Bournemouth forward Josh King.
    According to the Telegraph, Mauricio Pochettino is huge fan of the versatile Norweigan and is willing to spend Β£30million to land the player this summer.”

    Blimey, Poch must have some money tucked under his Sofer..

    • AccringtonSpurs July 2, 2017 at 8:03 am

      we could comfortably raise Β£130m from player sales this year.

      • Lilywhite without the II July 2, 2017 at 8:24 am

        Is Bale still on our books?

        • AccringtonSpurs July 2, 2017 at 8:37 am

          Carroll Β£4.5m
          Fazio Β£2.5m
          Bentaleb Β£16m
          Njie Β£6m
          = Β£29m in the bank

          Nkoudou Β£8m
          Sissoko Β£20m
          Wimmer Β£20m
          Janssen Β£12m
          Walker Β£45m (at least)
          = Β£105m

          Figures are what’s been reported.

          • SpurAndy πŸ’Ο€ July 2, 2017 at 9:20 am

            Fazio must be more than Β£2.5m shirley, he was/is a regular for Roma, isn’t he?

          • Harry Hotspur July 2, 2017 at 10:39 am

            But there’s no money left over because ENIC are a non-profit organisation πŸ˜”

            • Lilywhite without the II July 2, 2017 at 1:09 pm

              charity to the Levy family fund πŸ˜‰

    • AccringtonSpurs July 2, 2017 at 8:05 am

      Love how every player we’re linked to, the “Pochettino is huge fan of…” line is trotted out.

    • David Dillenberg July 2, 2017 at 8:43 am

      He (Joshh King) not a marquee signing!

  • Harry Hotspur July 2, 2017 at 5:57 am

    Death, now there’s a business Levy could get his teeth into…

    • melcyid July 2, 2017 at 6:00 am

      top o the mornin to yuz

    • melcyid July 2, 2017 at 6:05 am

      bums in caskets

  • David Dillenberg July 2, 2017 at 3:20 am

    Speaking of getting married, Tottenham striker Harry Kane has reason to celebrate after popping the question to girlfriend Katie Goodland… and she said yes.(Mirror)

    Mazeltov!

  • David Dillenberg July 2, 2017 at 3:18 am

    Known for his tantrums tennis player Nick Kyrgios, 22, turned heads at Wimbledon on Saturday by showing off the new Tottenham shirt at the All England Club.(Independent)

  • David Dillenberg July 2, 2017 at 3:12 am

    IMO a super appointment because behind Scotty Parker ‘s quiet exterior there is a steely determination to succeed.

    • melcyid July 2, 2017 at 5:58 am

      try counting sheep DD

  • Lahdedah July 2, 2017 at 1:44 am

    I signed up for Ronglish II – Return of the Predictors. This season I have a pair of crystal balls which should give me an advantage. I bought them from an old pikey by the name of Craig Bellamy. He didn’t need them any more.

  • πŸ’‹ July 2, 2017 at 12:06 am

    Better Call Saul – Ace! That’s all for now.

    • Freund or Foe July 2, 2017 at 12:21 am

      Need to do Bad Breaking first.

      • baz July 2, 2017 at 12:25 am

        I’ve only just finished season 2

    • melcyid July 2, 2017 at 12:42 am

      blinding

      • MysteriousStranger July 2, 2017 at 1:34 am

        Ba dum tish.

    • mikespurs July 2, 2017 at 1:10 am

      I prefer better call al. But i hate tv cause i work it

  • melcyid July 2, 2017 at 12:01 am

    https://broom03.revolvy.com/topic/Magic%20Roundabout%20(Hemel%20Hempstead)&item_type=topic
    this is the connection between Harry Winks and Scott Parker.Winks was bought up in Hemel Hempstead hence hids fascination with Scotts on field tactics.

    • East Stand July 2, 2017 at 1:45 am

      Funny how that roundabout design didn’t role out across the road network innit.

      Late 70’s early 80’s mentalisms….

      • melcyid July 2, 2017 at 2:37 am

        joining the eu under that bandit heath was a huge mentalism

  • TheCincinnatiYid July 1, 2017 at 11:32 pm

    Scottie knows his way around

    • Horndog July 1, 2017 at 11:56 pm

      Experience pays

  • melcyid July 1, 2017 at 9:30 pm

    is he a fake like arshavin

  • Lord Croker July 1, 2017 at 8:59 pm

    Does John McDermott have a black box?

    • baz July 1, 2017 at 9:01 pm

      I’ve been told he’s clean shaven

      • πŸ’‹ July 1, 2017 at 9:05 pm

        Yes, but is his box black?

        • baz July 1, 2017 at 9:14 pm

          If he has a box of any sort ,maybe we should be calling him Joan?

          • gloster1861 July 1, 2017 at 9:35 pm

            Like Pope Joan you mean?

        • mikespurs July 1, 2017 at 9:14 pm

          No its clean shaven

  • mikespurs July 1, 2017 at 8:58 pm

    I suffer as a spurs fan….. therefore……..i know i exist.

    • ronwol196061πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦ July 1, 2017 at 11:49 pm

      Dont forget the religious In the beginning there was light then came Tottenham then the heavens and the earth…Garden of Eden 60-61,floods in the 70”s….80’s a messiah here and there..90’s confusion but also Klinsmann….2000’s a little Schnapps..and now the Miracle of 2nd……..

      • mikespurs July 2, 2017 at 1:44 am

        Id try to respond but your wit has me on this one. Cheers

      • mikespurs July 2, 2017 at 1:49 am

        But, i think ive found my favorite new tag line out of our wonderful conversation

  • ronwol196061πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦ July 1, 2017 at 8:44 pm

    10 now chaps get ypur tickets early or the prices might go up..thinking of giving the next 42 places to stub hub…

    • mikespurs July 1, 2017 at 8:46 pm

      Doesnt work. Just ask levy

      • ronwol196061πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦ July 1, 2017 at 8:50 pm

        He us my uncle and wants to buy in to the Ronglush league…he wants to put in some serious dough…..he mentioned in the region of threepence…we’ll I thought it was a start..m

      • ronwol196061πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦ July 1, 2017 at 8:50 pm

        He us my uncle and wants to buy in to the Ronglush league…he wants to put in some serious dough…..he mentioned in the region of threepence…we’ll I thought it was a start….

        • mikespurs July 1, 2017 at 8:53 pm

          I got two pennys & a nickle. Go fund me page here we come

  • ronwol196061πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦ July 1, 2017 at 7:48 pm

    I challenge Harry as well.Last season Hartley had all Arsenal games at 0-10 and Harry still came last!
    Tine for him to show what Gladis is made of!

    • mikespurs July 1, 2017 at 8:48 pm

      Wouldnt want him to risk that special relationship

      • ronwol196061πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦ July 1, 2017 at 8:53 pm

        His wife for sure must be questioning him on that relatiinship..I mean…he did take it where the sun didnt shine when they sold Ozil to the Arsenal

        • mikespurs July 1, 2017 at 8:54 pm

          Everyone has to take one for the team now & again

  • ronwol196061πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦ July 1, 2017 at 7:38 pm

    9 now in

    3 right wingers
    2 Espiscapalians
    5 Rockers
    3 Mods
    1 Harry Ramas

    • gloster1861 July 1, 2017 at 7:42 pm

      Wot no Teddy Boys?

      • ronwol196061πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦ July 1, 2017 at 7:44 pm

        You.

      • ronwol196061πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦ July 1, 2017 at 7:45 pm

        We already know you are a communist and where you live but really Glos we want you in the pool…we are up to our necks in right wingers

        • mikespurs July 1, 2017 at 8:07 pm

          Im an religous existentialist. Can i join?

          • ronwol196061πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦ July 1, 2017 at 8:09 pm
            • mikespurs July 1, 2017 at 8:14 pm

              Im alittle confused about what im joining. As long as i dont end up in jail im down.

              • ronwol196061πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦ July 1, 2017 at 8:15 pm

                See below
                Pick a) or b)
                B is safer

                • mikespurs July 1, 2017 at 8:19 pm

                  Then ill pick A

                  • ronwol196061πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦ July 1, 2017 at 8:20 pm

                    E mail me Mike Ill sendcyou a link

                  • ronwol196061πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦ July 1, 2017 at 8:32 pm

                    Wait a minute I just invited ypu but there are no religious existentialists though Jean Paul Satre was a Tottenhsm supporter though his wife did favour West Ham

                    • mikespurs July 1, 2017 at 8:46 pm

                      Ill take sarte, but “either or” was more in my tune of thought

                    • mikespurs July 1, 2017 at 8:52 pm

                      Was sarte a spurs supporter? Then i like his books even more……..not being & nothingess. Too close to the heart as a spurs fan

                    • ronwol196061πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦ July 1, 2017 at 8:55 pm

                      But mist Tottenham fans are ungappy with nothingness..take Harry for instance…where Satre has made a business out if it

          • ronwol196061πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦ July 1, 2017 at 8:14 pm

            Its a footie cult we are all going down to Guyana to play in a tournament and drink kopl aid Mike ut will be fine honest
            Or you can join our prediction league

            • mikespurs July 1, 2017 at 8:17 pm

              Cults with kopl aid…… what could go wrong? Its the predictions im afraid of! Ill give it a shot

              • ronwol196061πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦ July 1, 2017 at 8:19 pm

                E mail me Mike Ill sendcyou a link

  • Horndog July 1, 2017 at 7:08 pm

    Daily and Sunday Express running a story that Conte wants Dele and Chelsea to splash Β£88m. Where oh where does this shit come from?

    • ronwol196061πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦ July 1, 2017 at 7:12 pm

      We could buy Bale back

      • Horndog July 1, 2017 at 7:18 pm

        Nah, he’s getting long in the tooth and is injury prone. We could find that attacking, thru ball playing, goal setting up, dynamic midfielder that you are clambering for.

        • ronwol196061πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦ July 1, 2017 at 7:22 pm

          Not easy to find
          Id buy Vecino and think he cpuld rotate with Dembele
          Cant be a fortune and would work well with the rest
          Keep eveyrone
          If we sell Bonzo can buy another Trippier type and rotate and buy one more reserve

    • melcyid July 1, 2017 at 8:07 pm

      Dele is already on the wrong track,hanging out with rappers while in LA and flying in his own personal hairdresser in from London all expenses paid.He needs reigning in now before he realises he needs more money to live this wastrel life style.Poch ,Kane and Dier need to have a word in is ear before Levy writes him off.

      • mikespurs July 1, 2017 at 8:09 pm

        I always fly my hairdresser with me. Is that not the norm?

        • ronwol196061πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦ July 1, 2017 at 8:16 pm

          Time you had a parting

          • mikespurs July 1, 2017 at 8:27 pm

            Funny thing is he always just shaves my head. Heard on the interweb i could just buy clippers. I love the interweb, can finally start saving for retirement

            • ronwol196061πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦ July 1, 2017 at 8:34 pm

              I was thinking of retiring then saving for retirement not sure uf it works that way

              • mikespurs July 1, 2017 at 8:42 pm

                Well just looked at how much the interweb costs on my phone. No retirement i guess

      • MysteriousStranger July 2, 2017 at 12:09 am

        What rappers?

  • 61SpursNut🌰 July 1, 2017 at 7:04 pm

    Scotty’s average heat map.

  • ronwol196061πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦ July 1, 2017 at 6:32 pm

    There are only a few places left… 64 to be exact and now only 3 left….I might release a few more if nobody calls…..I could drop the price or offer free Harry Hotspur autographs…as bunce….ok you have 10 minutes to sign…If you dont I might have to extend it

    • πŸ’‹ July 1, 2017 at 6:44 pm

      I need a new invite.

      • ronwol196061πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦ July 1, 2017 at 6:52 pm

        Dun

    • caveman July 1, 2017 at 7:00 pm

      What about Cavey, Ron?

      • ronwol196061πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦ July 1, 2017 at 7:09 pm
        • caveman July 1, 2017 at 7:32 pm

          Thank you Ron, just joined.

          • ronwol196061πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦ July 1, 2017 at 7:40 pm

            Perfect
            I have ypu down as an episcapalian

  • ronwol196061πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦ July 1, 2017 at 4:59 pm


    Ask Ron – he only sees in black and white.

    My favourite Black,Navy and White picture..

    • MysteriousStranger July 1, 2017 at 5:01 pm

      • MysteriousStranger July 1, 2017 at 5:02 pm

        Favourite badge?

      • Harry Hotspur July 1, 2017 at 5:04 pm

        BRILLIANT!

      • πŸ’‹ July 1, 2017 at 5:21 pm

        Very nice.

      • ronwol196061πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦ July 1, 2017 at 6:18 pm

        MS I came over to Toronto in 1957 and saw us play Celtic and an Ontario X1 !
        My uncle gave a bloke in the tunnelba few quid and he got me into the dressing room and I met Danny and the boys!!
        Got all their autographs but lost them..I came back after 4 months here and watched the start of greatness happen

      • ronwol196061πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦ July 1, 2017 at 6:25 pm

        Downloaded it MS
        Looks fantastic!

      • is Gascoigne gonna have a crack? July 1, 2017 at 6:58 pm

        Both lovely pieces if yidaregalia….⚽cant smile without yooooou…

        • is Gascoigne gonna have a crack? July 1, 2017 at 6:59 pm

          *of

      • ronwol196061πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦ July 1, 2017 at 7:42 pm

        MS need you in the pool mate Im sorry but we wont accept a no

    • πŸ’‹ July 1, 2017 at 5:21 pm

      Levy no. plate. It’s destiny!

      • Harry Hotspur July 1, 2017 at 5:34 pm

        Aggggggggggggggggggggghhhhh!

        • πŸ’‹ July 1, 2017 at 5:40 pm

          Tee hee. Actually, there is an undertakers here in Norf London called Leverton and Sons, and all of their vehicles plates begin LEV.

          • Frontwheel 2 July 1, 2017 at 8:23 pm

            Used them to bury my dear old mother and father.

  • Freund or Foe July 1, 2017 at 4:48 pm

    My favourite tennis player is now Nick Kyrgios.

    • is Gascoigne gonna have a crack? July 1, 2017 at 6:56 pm

      I like his ‘I’ll be brilliant when i bleedin like’ attitude.

  • ronwol196061πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦ July 1, 2017 at 3:34 pm

    There is no doubt who is winning right now
    Everyones a winner!!!
    They are all in a line in the run in only 94 games to go

    • ronwol196061πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦ July 1, 2017 at 3:40 pm

      The agony of de feet the joy of suck sess…the distaughtness of losing to a group of schmucks….its just too much…

      BRING IT ON!!!!!

    • πŸ’‹ July 1, 2017 at 3:53 pm
      • SpurAndy πŸ’Ο€ July 1, 2017 at 4:02 pm

        I’ve never understood why people had to wear black and white in those days.

        • πŸ’‹ July 1, 2017 at 4:04 pm

          Ask Ron – he only sees in black and white.

          • ronwol196061πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦ July 1, 2017 at 4:19 pm

            But Fuck He writes in colour!!!!!!

        • Harry Hotspur July 1, 2017 at 5:05 pm

          Crazy binary bastards

          • ronwol196061πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦ July 1, 2017 at 6:27 pm

            Ive got Monocromatic and United are buying him

      • ronwol196061πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦ July 1, 2017 at 4:18 pm

        Looked?

        Its like that now!!!!

  • ronwol196061πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦ July 1, 2017 at 3:31 pm

    Alex Jones,Van Jones and Sexy just joined

  • ronwol196061πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦ July 1, 2017 at 3:30 pm

    Trump just joined along with Mother Theresa,Karl Marx and Gloster

    • πŸ’‹ July 1, 2017 at 3:33 pm

      I can’t get in.

      • SpurAndy πŸ’Ο€ July 1, 2017 at 3:34 pm

        Said the Bishop to…..

      • ronwol196061πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦ July 1, 2017 at 3:36 pm

        Go to the original e mail you sent from
        You shoukd see a renewal e mail dobt forget the gelt

        • πŸ’‹ July 1, 2017 at 3:39 pm

          Nothing there yet. Are you sure you’re not freezing me out?

          • ronwol196061πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦ July 1, 2017 at 3:44 pm

            Are you Mother Theresa or Donald Trump?
            Look I know it was painful last season but you can do better
            Really make an attempt at your e mail

          • ronwol196061πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦ July 1, 2017 at 3:46 pm

            I know you you will try with two accounts..the real one and the fake one and we wont know who is who

            • πŸ’‹ July 1, 2017 at 3:55 pm

              They’ll both be fake.

              • ronwol196061πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦ July 1, 2017 at 4:21 pm

                What about this?

      • ronwol196061πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦ July 1, 2017 at 3:37 pm

        You need to lose 5 more lbs

  • Caspurs♿️ July 1, 2017 at 3:19 pm


    Linkage, please.

    Wot linkage?

    • Caspurs♿️ July 1, 2017 at 3:20 pm

      Oh..😊

  • SpurAndy πŸ’Ο€ July 1, 2017 at 3:16 pm

    Blimey the racists don’t muck abaht, they’ve gone large already!

    Willy Caballero: Chelsea sign former Manchester City goalkeeper – http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/40466921

  • SpurAndy πŸ’Ο€ July 1, 2017 at 3:13 pm

    Thanks for the invite Ronaldo, I’m in. πŸ™‚

  • East Stand July 1, 2017 at 2:44 pm

    We signing nuffink blud…

    • Horndog July 1, 2017 at 2:51 pm

      Nuffing Blud, isn’t he that defensive striker we’ve been scouting? Plays for Frumbus United I think.

  • Willie! July 1, 2017 at 2:44 pm

    In addition to football and fitness training, he’ll also be teaching the young lads life skills – such as driving.

    The excitement around the academy is palpable, with chatter among the boys that Mr. Parker is stellar driving instructor, particularly adept at navigating roundabouts.

  • East Stand July 1, 2017 at 2:43 pm

    Does this mean all our academy players will play football in a circular motion?

    • ronwol196061πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦ July 1, 2017 at 2:44 pm

      In a round about way yes

      • East Stand July 1, 2017 at 2:45 pm

        Ever decreasing…

  • ronwol196061πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦ July 1, 2017 at 2:42 pm

    3 minutes and 3 have joined

    • πŸ’‹ July 1, 2017 at 3:09 pm

      Linkage, please.

    • Freund or Foe July 1, 2017 at 3:10 pm

      I`m in.

      • πŸ’‹ July 1, 2017 at 3:13 pm

        Linkage, please.

        • Freund or Foe July 1, 2017 at 3:15 pm

          Check your emails dude. Ron sent out a link to all.

          • πŸ’‹ July 1, 2017 at 3:16 pm

            After yesterday I’m a little nervous to.

            • Freund or Foe July 1, 2017 at 3:20 pm

              Don`t worry, I had a thorough check through of the Easter gift. Very thorough. There`s nothing illegal.

              • πŸ’‹ July 1, 2017 at 3:21 pm

                … except the whole thing?

                • Freund or Foe July 1, 2017 at 3:23 pm

                  Apart from that, yes.

                  • πŸ’‹ July 1, 2017 at 3:27 pm

                    I didn’t see Donna Cullen on there, so… pfft.

                    • SpurAndy πŸ’Ο€ July 1, 2017 at 3:29 pm

                      You wouldn’t have noticed her, she was in muffti.

                    • πŸ’‹ July 1, 2017 at 3:30 pm

                      I saw the muffti.

                    • SpurAndy πŸ’Ο€ July 1, 2017 at 3:31 pm

                      Difficult not too.

    • Horndog July 1, 2017 at 3:14 pm

      I joined, gave them your VISA card number, they said they would charge you the $499.95 entrance fee. Thanks buddy!

      • Freund or Foe July 1, 2017 at 3:16 pm

        Well at least it`s under $500.

  • ronwol196061πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦ July 1, 2017 at 2:38 pm

    It would be funny if on the way to Tottenham Scotty took a cab to the Fridge

  • ronwol196061πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦ July 1, 2017 at 2:33 pm

    Ronglush FA 2017/28 in effect thanks to Accrington waking me up to the new season…dont pick any svires yet we may buy a couple of schmucks yet tgat could make a difference thise bastards last year didnt costca lot but couldnt score could they…Harry please Trrrrryyyyyy!!!! this year..

    • ronwol196061πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦ July 1, 2017 at 2:35 pm

      If you lack cohetence please dont join this years league

    • Harry Hotspur July 1, 2017 at 2:37 pm

      Holy

      Fak

    • Horndog July 1, 2017 at 2:53 pm

      After reading the above I need to invest $299.95 for a Wronglish dictionary. Check is in the mail.

      • ronwol196061πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦ July 1, 2017 at 3:05 pm

        It will all clear itself up eventually…letters in Wronglish start off randomly but gradually start working together and the bwvome almost coherent but look that costs money $399 for that package.

        • ronwol196061πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦ July 1, 2017 at 3:07 pm

          Youll notik that zi didnt pay it

      • Harry Hotspur July 1, 2017 at 3:24 pm

        My Prince of Wales Check is in the post.

        • ronwol196061πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦ July 1, 2017 at 3:27 pm

          Thats the plad anyway..

  • melcyid July 1, 2017 at 2:28 pm

    any one know where I can get a spurs financial spreadsheet to pin on my wall next to a pic of harry kane?

    • Harry Hotspur July 1, 2017 at 2:39 pm

      Devonshire has one tattooed across his chest.

      • ronwol196061πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦ July 1, 2017 at 2:40 pm

        Sexy just got a tattoo in red ink!

  • Sexy Beast July 1, 2017 at 2:25 pm

    ww.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-4656970/Harry-Kane-gets-engaged-girlfriend-Kate-Goodland.ht

    Harry Kane is getting hitched

    • Harry Hotspur July 1, 2017 at 2:27 pm

      Very good of him after chucking his beans up her muff.

      • Horndog July 1, 2017 at 2:30 pm

        Snigger, snigger

      • Sexy Beast July 1, 2017 at 2:42 pm

        Harold, i’m shocked!

        • Harry Hotspur July 1, 2017 at 3:25 pm

          I don’t believe you πŸ˜„

  • Sid Trotter July 1, 2017 at 2:23 pm

    From now on, all our U18s will be doing the Scoty Shuffle – keeping hold of the ball and going backwards

    • Horndog July 1, 2017 at 2:26 pm

      I always liked his hair.

  • AccringtonSpurs July 1, 2017 at 2:13 pm

    Don’t get all this ‘coaching badges’ malarky. I mean how many times can you say, “Don’t do drugs, kids” and “Try to kick it in the goal…”

    • ronwol196061πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦ July 1, 2017 at 2:34 pm

      Did it Accers !!!

      • AccringtonSpurs July 1, 2017 at 2:42 pm

        Nice one.

        Already made a 6-0 prediction.

        • ronwol196061πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦ July 1, 2017 at 2:44 pm

          Newcastle?

          • AccringtonSpurs July 1, 2017 at 2:45 pm

            Man City game

            • ronwol196061πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦ July 1, 2017 at 2:48 pm

              Brave!!
              Ill take that into consideration when I pick that one

  • Horndog July 1, 2017 at 2:11 pm

    I am of the opinion that SP will be a coaching success.

  • Still Nil Nil July 1, 2017 at 2:10 pm

    Hoisted

    • Horndog July 1, 2017 at 2:11 pm

      Better than being foisted, I think.

      • Still Nil Nil July 1, 2017 at 2:15 pm

        Hoisted up to be foisted up

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