Date: 12th May 2018 at 7:14pm
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Welcome to the first of many of these sort of things.

The ambition is to spin through the transfer rumours of the day concerning Tottenham Hotspur Football Club (t/a Themed Shopping Malls Enfield Ltd).

Hopefully you are provided you with honest – in a nut shell analysis – you wouldn’t obviously expect from a two bob blog such as this.

Ajax’s De Ligt,  Manchester United’s Martial and Napoli’s Jorginho have most recently been linked, but which if any source articles can you trust?!

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  • Aside from cerebrospinal fluid, what's on your mind?

  • IrishSpurs May 13, 2018 at 10:00 am

    Watched the Derby v Fulham game and I know there has been a link with Sessognon – ok he had a poor game but Ive watched him alot over the season and he has potential (but thats it – potential) – id like him to join us but the figures being mentioned are wide of the mark – also must mention in that game Huddlestone was immense – sprayed the ball around effortlessly – great to see him play that well

  • gloster1861 May 13, 2018 at 9:50 am

    Gus
    Didn’t he just arrive? Trouble in paradis?

    Yep. Neymar used PSG as a stepping stone it seems.

  • David Dillenberg May 13, 2018 at 9:20 am

    In the world of politics I see Dame Tessa Jowell has passed away.
    RIP.

    • Sexy Beast May 13, 2018 at 9:21 am

      A Blair Henchwoman, rot in hell

      • David Dillenberg May 13, 2018 at 9:23 am

        SB putting political allegiances aside thats a bit strong.

        • Sexy Beast May 13, 2018 at 9:31 am

          A cabinet member who no doubt voted to go to war in Iraq on a pack of lies, Labour or Conservative don’t matter to me. Rot in hell

          • Harry Hotspur May 13, 2018 at 10:01 am

            Fascinating you get cancer and suddenly you’re canonised.

            Nobody mentioning “Jowellgate”, named after the financial brouhaha that engulfed Tessa Jowell, Labour’s secretary of state for culture, media and sport. The scandal arose when her husband David Mills, a lawyer, was alleged to have corruptly received £340,000 from the bunga-bunga loving Italian Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi. Mills was subsequently investigated in Italy for money laundering and alleged tax fraud. Jowell was investigated over the allegations against her husband due to a potential clash between her personal life and ministerial duties. Tony Blair, a political ally of Berlusconi, eventually cleared her of any wrongdoing.

            • Sexy Beast May 13, 2018 at 10:52 am

              Fancy that!

  • Aussie in Switzerland May 13, 2018 at 8:35 am

    Port wine tasting in Porto. Staff say to a French bloke, “do you speak English, as my French is bad”, he says “yes, but I prefer French”. So I say “my Vietnamese is pretty good, but I will use English for you”……. Jeez French people are cock knockers

    • Harry Hotspur May 13, 2018 at 9:02 am

      Tell him his president has dandruff.

      • Aussie in Switzerland May 13, 2018 at 9:21 am

        I mumbled something about Pacific nations “preferring” French nuclear tests being in Europe and not in the Pacific

        • Harry Hotspur May 13, 2018 at 10:04 am

          Can’t beat a good mumble

  • Camus May 13, 2018 at 7:33 am

    4 or 5 goals from Kane today to scoop the Golden Bollock? – would love it but I can’t see it. More likely Salah scores a hat-trick while Brighton are on their beach and we have to put up with yet another gigantic media jizz-fest even before the Champions League Final ✊🏻💦

    • Harry Hotspur May 13, 2018 at 8:28 am

      Mo Salad

    • Aussie in Switzerland May 13, 2018 at 9:35 am

      Hope he equals him just so the dippers keep whinging about his claimed shoulder touch goal for a bit longer

  • Camus May 13, 2018 at 7:26 am

    We’ll not be buying De Ligt if Raiola is now his agent. Expect him to go to one of the Money Clubs.

    That’s reality, folks 🙅🏼‍♂️

  • Still Nil Nil May 13, 2018 at 5:45 am

    David Dillenberg
    YES YES YES we done it!

    DD

    Can I ask where you were born?

    If it’s Israel then yes you can claim on behalf of your nation, ‘you won it’.

    If you were born in England, then no, you didn’t win it, you finished 24th out of 26.

    You may be of the Jewish faith, but you are English.
    Of Israeli descent.

    My family can be traced back to the Normans and Vikings.

    But I neither won the world and euro cups in the past 20 years and eat frog legs, and nor do I burn relatives on a fire ridden boat and send them out to sea upon their deaths.

    • Aussie in Switzerland May 13, 2018 at 8:28 am

      Maybe he likes fat chicks

      • David Dillenberg May 13, 2018 at 9:28 am

        She is no Liz Hurley I give you that but her quirky song was a bundle of fun!

    • David Dillenberg May 13, 2018 at 9:14 am

      Nilly ok not Israeli as born and barmitzvahed in Hendon, N London but being Jewish nice to see them win it. Identical support for Israel to do well if they were performing in the World Cup or any other sporting competitions.

      • Aussie in Switzerland May 13, 2018 at 9:26 am

        You can only claim ethnic pride if you are non white or non Jewish, otherwise you’re a Nazi……

    • Lord Croker May 13, 2018 at 9:47 am

      Steptoe must be gutted.

    • gloster1861 May 13, 2018 at 9:48 am

      Hey bro! Same here, ancestors who were in the court of Hathacnut. I’m off to pillage Monmouth today.

  • IrishSpurs May 13, 2018 at 2:53 am

    I know harry doesnt like it but i think if levy put his hands in his pocket and brought bale back for the new stadium that would please alot of spurs fans but realisticaly if we cant pay toby (who should be out captain) then forget about it – just looking at video of the new stadium and it is awesome – it looks better than wembley – wembley is a place for champions – i hope our chairman knows the same – a lovely stadium with a poor team will not work – cant wait to go to our new home but only to see good football – daniel the ball is in your court

    • Harry Hotspur May 13, 2018 at 7:41 am

      It’s less about me liking it it, more about his injury record.

      When he’s fit he’s great, but that’s been recorded as being only 47% of the time.

      Agree about the feel good factor for the punters, though.

      • IrishSpurs May 13, 2018 at 9:39 am

        Yeah agree on the injury front although recently hes starting to perform again – anyway we need to sign some class players to fill a class stadium and if it was zaha instead of bale i would take that all day long

        • Harry Hotspur May 13, 2018 at 10:04 am

          Ha ha to Zaha!

  • David Dillenberg May 13, 2018 at 2:24 am

    Competing with RM for this maquee signing, for a modest £200M Manure are reportedly lining up a sensational swoop for Paris Saint-Germain megastar Neymar.
    (Mirror)

    • David Dillenberg May 13, 2018 at 2:25 am

      *marquee

      • Gus May 13, 2018 at 6:45 am

        Didn’t he just arrive? Trouble in paradis?

  • David Dillenberg May 13, 2018 at 2:11 am

    Each place is worth about an extra £2m to clubs, with champions Manchester City taking away £38.8m and whichever club finishes bottom claiming £1.9m.

    Premier League prize money table
    Pts GD Prize money Possible final pos.
    1. Man City 97 78 £38.8m 1
    2. Man Utd 78 39 £36.9m 2
    3. Tottenham 74 37 £35m 3-4
    (BBC)

    • David Dillenberg May 13, 2018 at 2:15 am

      New manager apparently promised a transfer kitty of £200M, finishing 6th Arse receive £29.1m

    • David Dillenberg May 13, 2018 at 2:37 am

      Finishing 4th Spurs prize money = £33M

  • Finn May 13, 2018 at 2:02 am

    We will be added to every list of clubs interested in every player who there might be a remote inkling of a potential move for. As far as rumours go (and notwithstanding the brain fart that was Sissoko), I can’t really see anyone being a realistic option if they are over 24!

    That rules out Jorginho, but Delight could be of interest to Poch. Aldertonghen is for me the best pairing in the EPL, but Toby may have other ideas and both are within 2 years of waning, Sanchez is a really good buy and we need a partner for him and then understudies – that groundwork has to start now/very soon.

    Foyth and Carter-Vickers have not forced their way into contention and are being shown up by the quality of Sanchez and I think that Poch may be wanting a stronger partner for him if we need to transition earlier due to Toby leaving.

    As for Sess…. well we all know where the Sun doesn’t shine and that’s pretty much where their stuff comes from. We’ve either done a deal for this kid already and we’re waiting to see if Fulham can get up, or we’ll baulk at anything over 35 million which is probably sensible for a 17 year old championship prospect.

    The wild card with this kid tho’ is he can attack from deep, which Poch likes (see Rose/Bonzo from 2 years ago).

    As always we are peppered with what might be available (and that’s as much about how we’ve gone about our business in the past as anything else), rather than what we need: we’ll happily take some plank who can do an egg and spoon race at Bolt-like speed rather than get a decent back up striker.

    The complicated part of this window is twofold, firstly it closes earlier ( and opens next week) and secondly there’s a World Cup at which hopefuls will be looking to do their auditions.

    I think that for us this window will also be defined by who we lose/get rid of.

    • Finn May 13, 2018 at 2:13 am

      As an added thought, I don’t think we should be listening to advice to get defenders from sides in the bottom 4 or 5 – not that these players have not done well to prevent even more catastrophic results for their woeful teams, but they are players who are last ditch fighters (a bit like the loveable but limited Dawsons of the world).

      We need quality players with brains and ability – we have now moved on from the John Wayne in a foxhole defenders.

  • Still Nil Nil May 13, 2018 at 1:03 am

    Bloke takes his pet gerbil to the vets as it’s looking a bit peaky.

    Vet says “your gerbils too ill to save, I’m gonna have to put it down”.

    Bloke says “do what? I don’t believe that, I want a second opinion”.

    Vet whistles to his pet dog in the corner and calls him over and tells the dog to inspect the gerbil.

    The dog sniffs then licks the gerbil.

    The dog shakes his head to indicate there’s no hope for the gerbil.

    Bloke says “you taking the piss? That’s not a second opinion, I want another”.

    The vet sighs and whistles again.
    This time the vets pet cat trots over and is told by the vet to check on the gerbil.

    The cat sniffs then kicks the gerbil and the shakes it’s head to indicate the gerbils fucked.

    Bloke says “oh well do whatever you need to do then”
    And the vets exterminated the gerbil.

    The vet then hands the bill to bloke.

    The cost is £6,500.

    Bloke falls over in shock.

    “6 and a half grand to put a fucking gerbil down ffs?”

    The vet says “yes, you’ve had my diagnosis, a cat scan and a lab report”

    • East Stand May 13, 2018 at 1:12 am

      Boom!!

      • AntSpurs May 13, 2018 at 1:31 am

        Why are there so many Chinese in Harrow? Cause catching a taxi at the airport, they say Harrow mr taxi driver. Go on Nilly😄

        • Still Nil Nil May 13, 2018 at 1:51 am

          Er…

          • AntSpurs May 13, 2018 at 2:04 am

            Hello

    • Harry Hotspur May 13, 2018 at 7:43 am

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • Caveman May 13, 2018 at 12:53 am

    Manchester City are looking at signing Napoli midfielder Jorginho and Leicester winger Riyad Mahrez for around £110m. And the premier league is a level playing field! WTF?

    • East Stand May 13, 2018 at 1:30 am

      Who said that, because it quite clearly is not!

      • Caveman May 13, 2018 at 1:35 am

        BBC gossip column

  • East Stand May 13, 2018 at 12:52 am

    Sessengnon is the new Barclay, punted about in the hope some clueless twats pay top dollar.

    You can get a better full back from elsewhere in the world with 20 caps for a fraction of that. This is insulting our intelligence…

  • East Stand May 13, 2018 at 12:49 am

    The Miss World competition is coming back too, bigger and better than ever!

    The ‘Western World’s’ Idea Of evolution is now second rate 1970’s tv shows?

    I fear for the future…

  • Caveman May 13, 2018 at 12:47 am

    If Sessegnon is wòrth £100m im a Chinese man. I watched the playoff game between Fulham and Derby and he was no better than KWP.

    • Still Nil Nil May 13, 2018 at 12:49 am

      Oh herro

      • Caveman May 13, 2018 at 12:49 am

        Herro Nilly.

        • Still Nil Nil May 13, 2018 at 12:50 am

          Shirley it’s herro nirry

          Ow do Cavey

          • Caveman May 13, 2018 at 12:56 am

            Hope you are enjoying your new role Nils.

            • Still Nil Nil May 13, 2018 at 1:05 am

              Thanks bud, it’s ok ta.

              In the middle of a night shift right now unfortunately!

              All good with you?

              • East Stand May 13, 2018 at 1:13 am

                How’s it going Nilster? Hope you’re keeping well.

                • Still Nil Nil May 13, 2018 at 1:14 am

                  Hi easty,
                  Yes thanks matey.

                  Things good with you?

                  • East Stand May 13, 2018 at 1:22 am

                    All calm just now and jogging along as usual, which is good enough for me. You have a new position Nilly?

                    • Still Nil Nil May 13, 2018 at 1:50 am

                      I do.

                      Back in the firearms world for the last 2 months.

                      Glad it’s good your end bud.

                    • Harry Hotspur May 13, 2018 at 7:46 am

                      Hande Hock

    • East Stand May 13, 2018 at 12:51 am

      Sessengnon is the new Barclay, punted about in the hope some clueless twats pay top dollar.

      You can get a better full back from elsewhere in the world with 20 caps for a fraction of that. This is insulting our intelligence…

    • David Dillenberg May 13, 2018 at 2:30 am

      …only to sq

      • David Dillenberg May 13, 2018 at 2:32 am

        Only to squander funds on Aurier. Happy Days!

  • East Stand May 13, 2018 at 12:46 am

    Russia, Ukraine, Turkey, Israel, Belarus, Kazakhstan etc. Such steadfast European countries aren’t they… pile of bollocks.

    • Caveman May 13, 2018 at 12:48 am

      What about Australia ?

      • East Stand May 13, 2018 at 12:53 am

        Yep, the heart of Europe in fact.

      • East Stand May 13, 2018 at 12:54 am

        Are they in it too? Oh yeah, it’s laughable…

        • Aussie in Switzerland May 13, 2018 at 9:38 am

          God save OUR queen

  • David Dillenberg May 12, 2018 at 11:43 pm

    YES YES YES we done it!

    • David Dillenberg May 12, 2018 at 11:51 pm

      Presumably next years ESC held in Tel Aviv.

      • Harry Hotspur May 13, 2018 at 12:02 am

        Massive win!!!!

        • David Dillenberg May 13, 2018 at 12:04 am

          At least we have won a trophy!

          • East Stand May 13, 2018 at 12:41 am

            I still can’t comprehend how ‘big’ the ESC has become.

            It used to be a curiosity and it should remain as such. It’s not good music written by great writers and artists.

            It’s dumbed down crap for countries that have fuck all popular music heritage.

            It’s a load of old wank…

  • Nick May 12, 2018 at 11:31 pm

    Katy price caught with Brighton’s Shane Duffy.I wonder if he was obsessed with two up front or stuck to type & concentrated on the rear guard?

  • Nick May 12, 2018 at 11:27 pm

    So sessegnon to cost £100m & Zaha to Man City for £50m,silly season has officially started 🤪

    • East Stand May 13, 2018 at 12:34 am

      This is just the start of it…

  • DAVID May 12, 2018 at 11:17 pm

    Had our singers microphone been stolen sooner ( before she started singing ) we would have won tonight.
    We wuz robbed.

    • East Stand May 13, 2018 at 12:35 am

      “They have their soul singers, and we have arsehole singers”…

  • DAVID May 12, 2018 at 11:14 pm

    We’re building towards winning the Euro vision song contest and have a 4 year plan.
    We are confident in our philosophy and feel like winners.
    We are very very calm.

  • mystic arnold May 12, 2018 at 10:59 pm

    A forcast on the voting from me, everyone will give their votes in English except the French who will insist of giving their votes in French

    • gloster1861 May 12, 2018 at 11:00 pm

      How’s the voting going? Any points at all for the UK?

      • Lilywhite without the ll May 12, 2018 at 11:01 pm

        нет очков

        • gloster1861 May 12, 2018 at 11:04 pm

          Heh!

      • mystic arnold May 12, 2018 at 11:05 pm

        Latvia just given us our first 2 points

        • gloster1861 May 12, 2018 at 11:08 pm

          That makes it all worth it.

          I understand that the UK, France, Germany, Spain and Italy pay for this steaming pile of horse dung.

      • David Dillenberg May 12, 2018 at 11:49 pm

        Rudely interrupted yet another flop!

    • Lilywhite without the ll May 12, 2018 at 11:14 pm

      hahaha…you were so right!!

  • Lilywhite without the ll May 12, 2018 at 10:59 pm

    My parents made me watch this shit and now you guys are making me turn it on! Australia wtf? Rather nice presenter, Lady in Red 😍

  • Hartley® May 12, 2018 at 10:43 pm

    Adios, 2-0 the yids tomorrow BIOYJBLC!

    • gloster1861 May 12, 2018 at 10:47 pm

      Rubbish. Kane will score four and win the Golden Boot.

      • East Stand May 13, 2018 at 1:16 am

        Let’s feed him the ball, he’s exposed his obession with trying to win the GB, so what.

        Let’s help the obsessive nutter out, gotta love him!

  • gloster1861 May 12, 2018 at 10:37 pm

    mystic arnold
    Some invaded the stage whilst our entry was singing and stole her micro phone

    And he wins the contest.

    • Hartley® May 12, 2018 at 10:41 pm

      To be fair he was in tune, had a workable dance routine and nothing to lose.

      • gloster1861 May 12, 2018 at 10:44 pm

        You want drama? Watching the Newspaper review on BBC24 and the two guests, both ‘ladies’ clearly hate each other. One is a Leftie snowflake Remoaner and he other is a tough old Tory grand dame.

        • gloster1861 May 12, 2018 at 10:46 pm

          Just waiting for he first punch…

          • gloster1861 May 12, 2018 at 10:47 pm

            Blood will flow.

  • gloster1861 May 12, 2018 at 10:27 pm

    BARD
    Marco Brozovic Inter CM. Great player. Perfect for us if Bald Twat was willing to fork out 50M ish.

    Like it. A new CM might be the most pressing need this summer.

  • mystic arnold May 12, 2018 at 10:25 pm

    Great security for Eurovision thank heavens the nutter was nt from Isis or some other terorist group

    • gloster1861 May 12, 2018 at 10:27 pm

      What happened? Did something interesting occur?

      • Hartley® May 12, 2018 at 10:29 pm

        ‘Turns TV on’

        • gloster1861 May 12, 2018 at 10:30 pm

          Correct.

          • gloster1861 May 12, 2018 at 10:31 pm

            Seen the incident on the BBC News channel.

            The guy who ran on was a music lover.

            • Hartley® May 12, 2018 at 10:32 pm

              HeHe, he should be vc’d.

      • mystic arnold May 12, 2018 at 10:32 pm

        Some invaded the stage whilst our entry was singing and stole her micro phone

  • gloster1861 May 12, 2018 at 10:20 pm

    I will make a prediction guys.

    Cyprus gives Greece top marks. Greece gives Cyprus top marks.

    Sweden Denmark Norway all give the three top marks to each other.

    This year’s UK entry was the Rolling Stones performing ‘Cant get no Satisfaction’. NIL points.

    • gloster1861 May 12, 2018 at 10:22 pm

      All the countries in fear of Russia give Putin top marks.

    • Hartley® May 12, 2018 at 10:25 pm

      They don’t play it like they used to and even then it wasn’t all that.

      • gloster1861 May 12, 2018 at 10:29 pm

        Just trying to illustrate the pointlessness of the UK bothering with this malarkey of tone deaf singers singing songs rejected by Huey Lewis back in the 1980s.

        • Hartley® May 12, 2018 at 10:30 pm

          You could’ve picked a better tune.

          • gloster1861 May 12, 2018 at 10:35 pm

            Personal taste Hartley. Was going for a well known song, my own choices are a bit obscure.

            • Hartley® May 12, 2018 at 10:38 pm

              I’d’ve gone with the theme from Dads Army sung by Nigel Farage.

              • gloster1861 May 12, 2018 at 10:40 pm

                😆😂

                • East Stand May 13, 2018 at 1:26 am

                  It’s just a ridiculous thing, ‘end of’.

  • BARD May 12, 2018 at 10:20 pm

    Superspoz 🐰
    Diamond, singular. The song is a tribute their mate Syd Barrett.

    Correct. Little known fact: Syd Barrett left Floyd then made his fortune in liquorice allsorts.

    • Superspoz 🐰 May 12, 2018 at 10:22 pm

      You’re kidding!

      • BARD May 12, 2018 at 10:45 pm

        Nope. Even now one variety is called the crazy diamond.

        • BARD May 12, 2018 at 10:46 pm

          Takes allsorts I suppose.

          • Superspoz 🐰 May 12, 2018 at 10:52 pm

            I did not know that. My only factoid,regarding that tune, is S-Y-D = S hine Y ou D iamond

            • gloster1861 May 12, 2018 at 11:06 pm

              Mate, it’s BASSETT liquorice allsorts. Pulling your leg.

              • gloster1861 May 12, 2018 at 11:06 pm

                Apart from being over a century old.

  • gloster1861 May 12, 2018 at 10:10 pm

    God’s teeth. Are you all watching the Eurovision Wankfest Competition?

    • David Dillenberg May 12, 2018 at 10:12 pm

      Surely anything which musically unites Nations is a positive!!

      • Hartley® May 12, 2018 at 10:13 pm

      • gloster1861 May 12, 2018 at 10:13 pm

        It unites the LGBT communities around Europe. Any music lovers are elsewhere.

        • is Gascoigne gonna have a crack? May 12, 2018 at 10:18 pm

          ✅✅

  • David Dillenberg May 12, 2018 at 10:09 pm

    High praise from Joyce who says it’s the best Eurovision Song Contest she has seen.

    • Hartley® May 12, 2018 at 10:10 pm

      Are you Alan Bennett in disguise?

    • gloster1861 May 12, 2018 at 10:12 pm

      That’s so sad DD. Honestly.

  • Hartley® May 12, 2018 at 9:59 pm

    This is a Euro competition I believe Wenger could win

    • Superspoz 🐰 May 12, 2018 at 10:14 pm

      This comment is so underrated. I’m going to tweet it if you don’t mind Harts.

      • Hartley® May 12, 2018 at 10:15 pm

        Knock yourself out but I firmly believe it to be true.

        • Superspoz 🐰 May 12, 2018 at 10:19 pm
          • Hartley® May 12, 2018 at 10:21 pm

            Marvellous, do I receive royalties?

            • Superspoz 🐰 May 12, 2018 at 10:24 pm

              5p for every retweet. I think 3 is my record.

              • Hartley® May 12, 2018 at 10:27 pm

                You started early, Adele’s was 19.

                • Hartley® May 12, 2018 at 10:28 pm

                  My attempt at displaying my knack of loweldge at all things socially medior.

  • mystic arnold May 12, 2018 at 9:51 pm

    The Hungarian song just now has given me a migrain

  • David Dillenberg May 12, 2018 at 9:48 pm

    Euro Update
    Joyce keen on the French and Danish songs.

    • David Dillenberg May 12, 2018 at 9:54 pm

      Israel ditty song just sending the crowd into raptures. I like it . I ike it .

      • melcyid May 12, 2018 at 10:46 pm

        that was freddy and the dreamers

    • Lord Croker May 12, 2018 at 9:55 pm

      I really don’t give a flying fak about it.

    • Frontwheel 2 May 12, 2018 at 9:56 pm

      My dog just farted

      • Hartley® May 12, 2018 at 10:35 pm

        My dog has no nose.

  • BARD May 12, 2018 at 9:23 pm

    Marco Brozovic Inter CM. Great player. Perfect for us if Bald Twat was willing to fork out 50M ish.

  • BARD May 12, 2018 at 9:21 pm

    The Song Remains The Same is possibly my favourite ever live concert footage. All of it.

    • Superspoz 🐰 May 12, 2018 at 9:35 pm

      It’s always about Robert plant and Jimmy page but for me John Bonham was the one. He stiched it all together on the most solid of foundations. I found this fan made vid about him recently https://youtu.be/UvOm2oZRQIk . It’s ace.

      • Caspurs♿️ May 12, 2018 at 9:38 pm

        Are you going tomorrow Spoz?

        • Superspoz 🐰 May 12, 2018 at 9:46 pm

          Nah mate, the wife has friends coming down from Nottingham. She asked me 6 weeks ago if there was anything important going on on the 13th, told her nah, don’t think so..fecking idiot.

          • Caspurs♿️ May 12, 2018 at 9:49 pm

            That’s a shame you idiot, could of met up.

            • Superspoz 🐰 May 12, 2018 at 9:52 pm

              Thanks. Salt and lemon juice to the wounds. FECK!

      • BARD May 12, 2018 at 9:45 pm

        It was all 4 for me. Trippy beautiful keyboards. Rangey voice. Banging drums and just Jimmy fucking Page. A genius.

      • David Dillenberg May 12, 2018 at 9:46 pm

        My late father sold a car to John Bonham.

        • BARD May 12, 2018 at 9:49 pm

          He had quite a few.

          • David Dillenberg May 12, 2018 at 9:58 pm

            Surely Stairway to Heaven is one of the greatest rock classics ever?
            Second Queen: Bohemian Rhapsody.

            • David Dillenberg May 12, 2018 at 10:00 pm

              Plus Pink Floyd: Wish you were here and
              Shine on you Crazy Diamonds

              • Superspoz 🐰 May 12, 2018 at 10:07 pm

                Diamond, singular. The song is a tribute their mate Syd Barrett.

                • David Dillenberg May 12, 2018 at 10:11 pm

                  Seeing them live escaped me . I wish i had.

  • Superspoz 🐰 May 12, 2018 at 9:04 pm

    Speaking about music (Not the euros fakdatşit)
    ..was blaring led zeps – how many more times – earlier, what a effing masterpiece of a rock n roll tune.

  • David Dillenberg May 12, 2018 at 8:54 pm

    Against the Foxes no reason not to play
    KWP
    Foyth and
    Reo Griffiths

    I would!!

    • Hartley® May 12, 2018 at 9:14 pm

      You’d play Diane Abbott at twister.

      • Hartley® May 12, 2018 at 9:17 pm

        ..and you’d like it.

    • MysteriousStranger May 12, 2018 at 9:33 pm

      Is securing 3rd place not important enough for you, that you would throw some kids into the game instead of playing your strongest possible line up?

      • David Dillenberg May 12, 2018 at 9:44 pm

        Simply speculate to accumulate by playing the trio.

        • Caspurs♿️ May 12, 2018 at 9:47 pm

          You’d pick someone who hasn’t even been conceived yet if you could, but hey, you gotta germinate to accumulate….

          • David Dillenberg May 12, 2018 at 9:49 pm

            Apparently 82% of a Spurs poll want 17 yr old wunderkid Griffiths to play.

  • Superspoz 🐰 May 12, 2018 at 8:46 pm

    It’s just taken me 40 minutes to make a salad! But boy what a salad it is.

    • David Dillenberg May 12, 2018 at 8:50 pm

      Nicoise?

      • Superspoz 🐰 May 12, 2018 at 8:52 pm

        Superspoise

        • Caspurs♿️ May 12, 2018 at 8:58 pm

          Pfft…

          • Superspoz 🐰 May 12, 2018 at 9:00 pm

            Oi!

            • Caspurs♿️ May 12, 2018 at 9:04 pm

              What?

              • Superspoz 🐰 May 12, 2018 at 9:06 pm

                Snot

  • Superspoz 🐰 May 12, 2018 at 8:45 pm

    Odins beard!! Is the Eurovision on???
    Shitfuck!

  • David Dillenberg May 12, 2018 at 8:38 pm

    Operatic Estonia magnifique!

    • mystic arnold May 12, 2018 at 8:47 pm

      Best voice/ singer so obviously has nt a chance of winning

  • David Dillenberg May 12, 2018 at 8:28 pm

    43 mins
    Real Madrid 3-0 Celta Vigo (Bale 2, Isco yes Isco 1)

    • David Dillenberg May 12, 2018 at 8:31 pm

      Brilliant! Gareth Bale chases onto a long ball down the right, he cuts inside and nutmegs Jonny Castro before sending an absolute thunderbolt of a shot past the Celta Vigo keeper from a tightish angle.
      (BBC)

      THOSE WERE THE DAYS!!

  • Frontwheel 2 May 12, 2018 at 8:20 pm

    Vote for the Mick’s you English pigs

    • Hartley® May 12, 2018 at 9:16 pm

      Curses?

  • David Dillenberg May 12, 2018 at 8:20 pm

    SuRie will be performing her song Storm for the UK

    For the first time, all four of the hosts are female (who is the lass in Blue!)

  • YidInExile May 12, 2018 at 8:15 pm

    Yeah, Neta is very big in Israel, and most other places as well

    None of us here think she has a chance as we tend to think all of Europe is basically a closet antisemite union + th Cipriote looks much better

  • Tizzy May 12, 2018 at 8:01 pm

    To answer your question Harry…He means complicated because it closes a full 3 weeks before the everyone else.

    • Harry Hotspur May 12, 2018 at 8:02 pm

      The THFC window closes 21 days before every other EPL side?

      Nah.

      Don’t believe yah.

      • Tizzy May 12, 2018 at 8:04 pm

        hahaha…..No. But 21 days before everyone else in Europe. Its a rather stupid idea they all agreed on in England

        • Harry Hotspur May 12, 2018 at 8:06 pm

          Ah, fak him.

          Get yo dollar out Daniel – we’s be building a cup winning side here boy!

  • David Dillenberg May 12, 2018 at 7:58 pm

    Israel will win it.

    • Harry Hotspur May 12, 2018 at 8:03 pm

      DD has called the fix, folks!

  • richspurs May 12, 2018 at 7:42 pm

    Hehehe. Hahaha. Subscripts hilarious, i tell ye.

  • Still Nil Nil May 12, 2018 at 7:35 pm

    What part of Europe is Israel???

    • Sexy Beast May 12, 2018 at 7:38 pm

      Dunno but they sure have fat swamp donkeys just like in the UK.
      My Mrs has asked me to ask you if you could all vote for Bulgaria 🇧🇬

      • Still Nil Nil May 12, 2018 at 7:39 pm

        I thought Alison moyet had let herself go a bit

        • Harry Hotspur May 12, 2018 at 8:00 pm

          Hey! Make your own vids!

          • David Dillenberg May 12, 2018 at 8:02 pm

            “Stormy Joyce” features!

            • Harry Hotspur May 12, 2018 at 8:09 pm

    • Still Nil Nil May 12, 2018 at 7:38 pm

      Same question for Australia.

      • Aussie in Switzerland May 12, 2018 at 10:02 pm

        Spare us please and keep this Euro shite off our TV’s

    • Harry Hotspur May 12, 2018 at 7:48 pm

      YOU GODDAMN AUNTY SEMITE!!!!!

    • David Dillenberg May 12, 2018 at 7:55 pm

      With Joyce chaining me to the couch I have little chance of escaping the Eurovision Song Contest!!. Apparently Israel have a decent song when last years winning Portuguese folk song was hardly memorable. Bring back Abba, Sandy Shaw and Dusty Springfield!

      • Harry Hotspur May 12, 2018 at 7:59 pm

        We need photos.

  • Totspurs May 12, 2018 at 7:27 pm

    Probably get Ben Mee 😢

  • Harry Hotspur May 12, 2018 at 7:19 pm

    Vote Chicken Badge in the Eurovision!

    Vote Yid!

    • Stevo1987 May 12, 2018 at 7:21 pm

      Yum Yum.

      • Harry Hotspur May 12, 2018 at 7:50 pm

        Chomp chomp, and that’s just her knickers

    • melcyid May 12, 2018 at 11:01 pm

      looks like tommy cooper