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Yuh, that modern football thing is still rubbish.

“At the beginning it was very tough, arriving in England, another style of football, another country, another language…”

Listening to Erik Lamela recall his arrival at Spurs, you could easily confuse him with some budding  migrant Jihadi who smuggled himself into the UK inside an exhaust pipe.

“I feel well now. I feel good at the training ground and after training, I go home and it feels like home. That’s important. I’m always focused. I’m happy and that helps on the pitch.”

Home Sweet Home signs can be bought from Matalan and many other naff retailers.


The boy Dele is also a contented kid after getting his goal for England who played somebody recently.

“(Can I be) the entertainer? I hope so. I like to enjoy the game and to have fun and express myself as much as I can. That’s the kind of thing that Gareth was saying to us before the game. So it suited me well.”

Fingers crossed we get some more entertainment out of the lad, opposed to the fair amount of bumbling about to no good purpose he’s been involved in of late.


Finally, it’s the Mirror that have wasted no time sourcing a replacement for Kevin Wimmer.

Lyon’s “rising-star” Emanuel Mammana is the name in the frame.

Oh joy of joys, another piece of Eurotrash affordably priced just beneath the £10million mark.

Tom Hopkinson eagerly tells us that Emanuel is Argentinian and therefore a compatriot of Poch, presumably so the dummies reading him will see the 20 year old as somehow ‘advantaged’ when it comes to a possible Spurs move.

I for one cannot wait to watch this one unfold.

 

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