Date: 20th April 2018 at 3:29pm
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The button marked Do Not Press has finally been pressed.

“After careful consideration and following discussions with the club, I feel it is the right time for me to step down at the end of the season,” Arsene said in a statement on the club’s website.

In fairness to the old girl, she’d been pushing water uphill for too long and the howling din of unhappy fans only became muted when they stopped occupying their already paid for seats.

Wenger was an extraordinarily successful manager but a very influential one. He had however become somewhat anachronistic in a game dropping in social media comment and god help us, fans launching their own video channels.

For me, it wasn’t just the inability to add to the already impressive silverware collection that devalued Arsene, the era that he found himself in played its own part.

Would Clough or Shankly faired as well as they did, had it been in the 21st Century?

What I find potentially the most entertaining however, is who’s next?

One of THE most tedious phrases in the English language is ‘be careful what you wish for’, a maxim designed to encourage the stooges in the workhouse to appreciate the nuanced flavour of the gruel, opposed to daydream of great big table creaking roast dinners.

Yet this is what all these cretinous ‘blud’ and ‘fam’ spouting oiks wanted.

Now he’s going, what now?

The betting for the new Arsenal boss is packed with all the usual suspects, the absolute highlight of which has to be the mentally incontinent Brendan Rodgers at 4/1!

Arsenal fans won’t get what they desire without spending. It’s how the game has been since about half an hour before Sky arrived on the scene.

Question is, will the board spend? It doesn’t matter who leaves/joins Spurs unless it’s Levy. He’s the Board.

Without a commitment to blowing at least £100million per season for the first two seasons, whoever the new man is will be in for dog’s abuse, unless he’s a fully paid up member of the magic circle.

The existing squad is flat and tired looking. Their best players have either been sold or died of boredom.

Fams N BludsRational Thought 0 – unless Arsenal already have their man, and their strategy in place.

 
Comments
  • Aside from cerebrospinal fluid, what's on your mind?

  • Still Nil Nil April 21, 2018 at 9:58 am

    Not been on here for a while, and I’m sure wengers departure has been discussed already, but no matter what you think of him, the guy has been remarkable.
    For a team that’s shit, 3 FA Cups in 4 years and in the semi of the Europa which in all those years spurs never got to, I’d be happy with that.
    So respect has to be shown.

    That said, the way Shite sport and others have been bumping their gums over this has been nothing short of ridiculous.

    Initially I thought the queen, prince Phillip and the pope had died and the world was mourning the loss of Elvia again.

    over reaction?

    I think so.

    Give him a dignified send off by all means but to say the messiah has died is something else.

  • 💋 April 21, 2018 at 9:34 am

    Even the turtles are glad to see the back of Wenger:

  • Sexy Beast April 21, 2018 at 9:26 am

    Does anyone know a pub with a decent sized beer garden that is near a tube station on the way to Wemberlane? Metropolitan line would be best but the Jubilee would work to.

    • Freund or Foe April 21, 2018 at 9:28 am

      I’m sure someone does.
      Have a bloody wonderful day Sexy, wave a flag for me please.

      • Sexy Beast April 21, 2018 at 9:31 am

        Hope so Fofty, weather is fab, beer will be fab, just need the result..

        • Freund or Foe April 21, 2018 at 9:32 am

          It’s not about need or not need ;-D

          • Sexy Beast April 21, 2018 at 10:10 am

            I am calm.

  • Matt April 21, 2018 at 9:25 am

    I think Arsenal fans need to be careful what they wish for.

    • David Dillenberg April 21, 2018 at 9:28 am

      The Juventus boss, Max Allegri seems he good fit.

      • David Dillenberg April 21, 2018 at 9:29 am

        *a

      • David Dillenberg April 21, 2018 at 9:34 am

        whom would also be a good Spurs manager!

  • Harry Hotspur April 21, 2018 at 9:20 am

    I see Ant spent another night in his Speedos drinking domestic sherry…

  • Freund or Foe April 21, 2018 at 9:18 am

    Watched the Full Ham game last night. I like the boy Sess, quite impressive considering his age, but our old lad Fredericks impressed me too. They look a pwopa team.

  • 💋 April 21, 2018 at 8:48 am

    Horndog 🇺🇸
    10:15am, trying to find a carrier. 😫

  • 💋 April 21, 2018 at 8:42 am

    AntSpurs
    Wanted you ask you, I’m 4th and I just pick quickly. Is there a method ?

    He uses the rhythm method. It’s not working.

  • Tappaspur April 21, 2018 at 8:40 am

    Poch. Be brave. Give kwp a kick. You know he’ll leave it all out there on the grass.

  • Tappaspur April 21, 2018 at 8:32 am

    C’mon. Wake up Tottenham. We’ve got some northern monkeys to deal with.. COYFS

  • David Dillenberg April 21, 2018 at 8:18 am

    The sun is shining retiring to the tranquility of the Cotsworlds for a picnic before heading home to watch the match!

    • David Dillenberg April 21, 2018 at 8:26 am

      If as I suspect he will be omitted from the lineup bad bad mistake not playing Toby and will Poch play Vorm?

    • Tappaspur April 21, 2018 at 8:48 am

      I hear the cotswolds is a beautiful place. Chuck the brompton folding bikes into the back of the motor and enjoy.

      • David Dillenberg April 21, 2018 at 9:12 am

        Ignoring the popular haunts of Broadway, Chipping Camden and Bourton on the Water etc it’s the idyllic location of Blockley nr Morton in Marsh is one of our favourites!

        • David Dillenberg April 21, 2018 at 9:22 am

          Having never visited the equally scenic Yorkshire Dales I could always ask Hartley for a guided tour!

  • OrganicPaper April 21, 2018 at 7:22 am

    Cup semi final day… our lack of silverware in recent times is evident by my excitement about this game. I can’t fookin wait!
    Finals are what you want and to be more precise, trophies. The semi-final really isn’t a fantastic achievement in itself. The Cup would be fantastic.

    It’s a glorious morning in NW London. Let’s hope its glory glory tottenham hotspur come the final whistle COYS!! 😁

  • AntSpurs April 21, 2018 at 3:32 am

    Ant to you all. HAVE IT LARGE, ENJOY THE GAME, THIS ONES FOR US 😘

  • Ronwol1960-61 April 21, 2018 at 3:02 am

    AntSpurs
    Hahaha, Afternoons Ron star. I’m larfing and I don’t get it. You’re good Ronnie. It’s happening tomorrow, it will be BEA UTIFUL. Received all the letters just in time. I’ll make sure I pass on the recommendations. Not a swear word in site.

    Ant here have a butchers at this….

    http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x5fcjo5

    • AntSpurs April 21, 2018 at 3:24 am

      Cheers Ron, tickled me, gonna finish the rest tomorrow. You know I pay almost no attention to picking scores. Just wondered if the best do. . Off to sleep. If I don’t catch up with you before the game, watching it with my Utd brothers and will be having a few before the game, ENJOY. I fancy us big time.

  • ronwol96061 April 21, 2018 at 2:41 am

    Ufluckinplic
    I have a bad feeling about this one…

    Good I hope you fucling get the results wrong you fucking Barbarian!!!!😁

  • Ufluckinplic April 21, 2018 at 1:26 am

    I have a bad feeling about this one…

    • AntSpurs April 21, 2018 at 1:27 am

      Don’t say that Plicky, you top of da league.

      • AntSpurs April 21, 2018 at 1:28 am

        Wanted you ask you, I’m 4th and I just pick quickly. Is there a method ?

        • AntSpurs April 21, 2018 at 1:30 am

          Ronglish. You always get top results and I’m new to this. Honest straight questions.

          • AntSpurs April 21, 2018 at 1:31 am

            Please weeeleeease me.

            • AntSpurs April 21, 2018 at 1:33 am

              I’ll sort ya some gween geeen gwaaas from home.

              • Tappaspur April 21, 2018 at 8:57 am

                High grade?! 🙂

        • Horndog 🇺🇸 April 21, 2018 at 1:33 am

          The Plickster will never reveal his sources.

          • AntSpurs April 21, 2018 at 1:34 am

            I don’t want to know his sauces. Just a heads up.

            • AntSpurs April 21, 2018 at 1:35 am

              Btw HD I just was trying to help you earlier.

              • Horndog 🇺🇸 April 21, 2018 at 1:57 am

                👍

          • AntSpurs April 21, 2018 at 1:37 am

            His picture HD is from Only Fools and Horses and the references I made were based on that. Just a friendly thing , it’s not unusual.

            • AntSpurs April 21, 2018 at 1:51 am

              The guy sings Tom Jones numbers and he has a speech impediment . *its not unusual.

              • AntSpurs April 21, 2018 at 1:52 am
                • ronwol96061 April 21, 2018 at 2:44 am

                  You bastard youve knocked off my most important historical object
                  The Ronglish Holy Grai..l last dropped by Paul Gascoigne in 1982

                  • AntSpurs April 21, 2018 at 2:55 am

                    Hahaha, Afternoons Ron star. I’m larfing and I don’t get it. You’re good Ronnie. It’s happening tomorrow, it will be BEA UTIFUL. Received all the letters just in time. I’ll make sure I pass on the recommendations. Not a swear word in site.

                    • Ronwol1960-61 April 21, 2018 at 2:57 am

                      Bootiful!

    • gloster1861 April 21, 2018 at 1:13 am

      No difference: Levy has never provided a budget. Sell to buy, zero net spend every year. Expecting nothing new. Always an excuse.

    • AntSpurs April 21, 2018 at 1:21 am

      Stadium costs bite, don’t believe any of this shite.

      • AntSpurs April 21, 2018 at 1:22 am

        Ok some

  • melcyid April 21, 2018 at 12:37 am

    Poch should set the tone for the game and headbutt moureen in the tunnel before kick off

    • AntSpurs April 21, 2018 at 12:41 am

      Theees eees nooormal, calm, philosophee.

      • AntSpurs April 21, 2018 at 12:43 am

        Don’t care much for zees…how you say…two bob bastard

        • AntSpurs April 21, 2018 at 1:15 am

          *poch speaking after nutting that Mourinho dick .

  • AntSpurs April 21, 2018 at 12:32 am

    WE WILL WIN THIS. DO YOU FEEL IT, YEAH DO YA FEEL IT. FEELS GOOD. Over and out.

  • melcyid April 21, 2018 at 12:15 am

    I heard Parpdew is in the frame

    • AntSpurs April 21, 2018 at 12:20 am

      Evening Mel, big up seeen. You alright me old mucker. Looking forward to the pummelling if those twats ?

      • AntSpurs April 21, 2018 at 12:21 am

        Watching the game with all my Utd bros. It’s gonna kick off 😂

        • AntSpurs April 21, 2018 at 12:22 am

          You avin a fry up first. No organic tomatees. 😜

          • AntSpurs April 21, 2018 at 12:25 am

            I’ve had 3 this week, the guts kick in. Close to a fat basteeed now .

            • AntSpurs April 21, 2018 at 12:29 am

              Thought I was immune 😂

              • gloster1861 April 21, 2018 at 1:10 am

                No one is.

                • AntSpurs April 21, 2018 at 1:16 am

                  Patting its quiet nice.

                  • AntSpurs April 21, 2018 at 1:17 am

                    I’ll have another later. 😲

                    • AntSpurs April 21, 2018 at 1:20 am

                      Fry up, not a pat. Oh come one Poch, drop it, show it, rip it, smash it, rump it, romp it, do it, finish it, fuck these boys up. YIIID AAARMY.

          • melcyid April 21, 2018 at 12:33 am

            3 sausages 2 fried eggs and chips while the game is on

            • AntSpurs April 21, 2018 at 12:34 am

              Chips first. Aaaave it.

              • AntSpurs April 21, 2018 at 12:35 am

                Beer ?

                • AntSpurs April 21, 2018 at 12:35 am

                  Rum and pineapple ?

      • melcyid April 21, 2018 at 12:31 am

        IMHOthe mancs are going to get owned with a couple of classic goals

        • AntSpurs April 21, 2018 at 12:34 am

          Brief interjection: OLEEEEEEEE. you know it makes sense. Man we’ll all have a good one tomoz Mel 😘

  • gloster1861 April 20, 2018 at 11:27 pm

    Horndog 🇺🇸
    10:15am, trying to find a carrier. 😫

    Always willing to help. Here’s the Nimitz.

    • Horndog 🇺🇸 April 20, 2018 at 11:30 pm

      I knew I could count on you Glos!

      • gloster1861 April 20, 2018 at 11:35 pm

        And here’s the pride of the Royal Navy…

        • Horndog 🇺🇸 April 20, 2018 at 11:35 pm

          Bahahahahahahahahaha

          • gloster1861 April 20, 2018 at 11:39 pm

            And now the latest carrier, HMS Queen Elizabeth. We had to sell all our aircraft to afford a new ship…

            • Horndog 🇺🇸 April 20, 2018 at 11:42 pm

              They must do triple twisters off of the ramp.

              • gloster1861 April 20, 2018 at 11:43 pm

                So it’s a floating skateboard park? Gets the kids off the street corner.

                • gloster1861 April 20, 2018 at 11:45 pm

                  It looks so boring. Must be the dullest warship ever built.

        • gloster1861 April 20, 2018 at 11:36 pm

          I know what your thinking, wtf is that? Me too.

          • Horndog 🇺🇸 April 20, 2018 at 11:36 pm

            Target practice

            • gloster1861 April 20, 2018 at 11:47 pm

              Gotta love the attempt at camouflage. Must be sailing up the Zambezi.

              • AntSpurs April 20, 2018 at 11:48 pm

                😂😂😂

            • AntSpurs April 21, 2018 at 12:01 am

              Landing or shooting ? 😲

          • Lilywhite without the ll April 20, 2018 at 11:52 pm

            razzle dazzle

            • AntSpurs April 20, 2018 at 11:56 pm

              The spurts mobile.

  • gloster1861 April 20, 2018 at 11:23 pm

    Mad Carew
    Girls Girls Girls
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    Which one is Gracie Fields?

    • TyredMan 🚯 April 20, 2018 at 11:25 pm

      Which one has a Grassy Knoll.

      • gloster1861 April 20, 2018 at 11:29 pm

        I’d guess the one on the left has slightly more self respect and less cosmetic enhancements.

      • Horndog 🇺🇸 April 20, 2018 at 11:31 pm

        Old school 😬

        • gloster1861 April 20, 2018 at 11:37 pm

          Careful mentioning schools…

        • TyredMan 🚯 April 20, 2018 at 11:52 pm

          😛😝😜😛

  • Gus April 20, 2018 at 11:07 pm

    This could be another Fergie leaves Yanited situation. The new man will be on a hiding to nothing if the club don’t spend up big. The only question is who will play the part of David Moyes?

    • AntSpurs April 20, 2018 at 11:16 pm

      Evening Gus, don’t know his contract etc but when we do ‘em he’ll have a full on meltdown. He’s already (I believe) lost respect with some of his players and he’ll have to have a massive change round. The noose is round his neck.

      • Gus April 20, 2018 at 11:19 pm

        Now he’s officially leaving I think the fans might show him some love, and any losses will be a little more tolerated. The mob are getting what they want

        • Gus April 20, 2018 at 11:19 pm

          Good evening to u Ant!

          • AntSpurs April 20, 2018 at 11:20 pm

            He’s gone. Ok its gonna be a rout 😂

            • Gus April 20, 2018 at 11:23 pm

              He’s staying until seasons end. It will he interesting to see how the players react

              • AntSpurs April 20, 2018 at 11:27 pm

                Great news. It works two ways but generally this is demotivating. They won’t follow his instructions. They’re getting FUCKED. 🔥🔥🔥COME ON POCH 😘

                • gloster1861 April 20, 2018 at 11:31 pm

                  Now they’ll see him as marking time till he gets his gold watch. No longer the boss man. More interest in the rumour mill.

                  • AntSpurs April 20, 2018 at 11:44 pm

                    This couldn’t be timed better. He’s gone and same for Arsene. They’ve both bottled it. If they lose well they said so. One up for Poch

  • Mad Carew April 20, 2018 at 10:29 pm

    Girls Girls Girls

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    • AntSpurs April 20, 2018 at 10:30 pm

      We’re gonna have a good time. Oh that’s the boys.

    • Horndog 🇺🇸 April 20, 2018 at 10:31 pm

      Will they be at Wembley tomorrow?

      • AntSpurs April 20, 2018 at 10:34 pm

        Not if I’ve won the £112M lottery this evening. Ok I’ll share .

        • AntSpurs April 20, 2018 at 10:58 pm

          Are girls allowed.

    • 💋 April 20, 2018 at 10:54 pm

      I only said put a knicker on the favourite to win.

      Good photoshop, by the way.

      • AntSpurs April 20, 2018 at 10:59 pm

        He’s sold a few.

  • AntSpurs April 20, 2018 at 10:12 pm

    Ok penalty takers for me:
    1: Harry
    2: Son
    3: Eriksen
    4: Dele
    5: Sissoko

    • Still Nil Nil April 20, 2018 at 10:15 pm

      You don’t get penalties against manure even in penalty shootouts

      And sissoko???

      Unless it takes 3 deflections off the keeper he ain’t scoring

      Give one to verts

      • AntSpurs April 20, 2018 at 10:16 pm

        Easy Nilly, yeah I’d give one to Verts. Would be the grand stand finish if Sissy stuck one in.

        • Still Nil Nil April 20, 2018 at 10:17 pm

          If

          • AntSpurs April 20, 2018 at 10:18 pm

            Comes down to bottle too and I don’t think he’d shirk one. For some reason I’m more concerned about Dele having one.

            • AntSpurs April 20, 2018 at 10:18 pm

              Bang 💥straight down the middle

              • Still Nil Nil April 20, 2018 at 10:20 pm

                Spurs need to finish it in 90 minutes.

                I’ve got a horrible feeling about tomorrow

                I can’t see moaninho letting what happened at Wembley last time out happen again

                • AntSpurs April 20, 2018 at 10:23 pm

                  Yeah, I see it an all out affair, not too dissimilar from the Chelsea semi. 3-2 for us. Defribillators on the ready. Poch’s got this.

                • Horndog 🇺🇸 April 20, 2018 at 10:25 pm

                  I’m hooked on a feeling Nilly, just not sure which feeling it is yet. I will know the minute I wake up in the AM. 🤪

                  • Sexy Beast April 20, 2018 at 10:33 pm

                    What time kick off is it for you HD?

                    • Horndog 🇺🇸 April 20, 2018 at 10:49 pm

                      10:15am, trying to find a carrier. 😫

                    • AntSpurs April 20, 2018 at 11:13 pm

                      Are you looking for a stream? It’s on BBC 1 here HD. Do you pick up BBC ?

                • is Gascoigne gonna have a crack? April 20, 2018 at 11:34 pm

                  That’s exactly what he did too. I haven’t seen Mourihnio approach a match like the last one at Wembley in my entire life.

                  • AntSpurs April 20, 2018 at 11:47 pm

                    Yep they got shafted 😂😂😂

                    • AntSpurs April 20, 2018 at 11:50 pm

                      Looks like they want another piece .

      • Sexy Beast April 20, 2018 at 10:32 pm

        He would hit one of the screens.

        • AntSpurs April 20, 2018 at 10:43 pm

          De Gea would catch it and it would take him through the net. Hamish (I think that’s his name) from Roy of The Rovers. The VAR May have to step in.

  • Gloster1861 April 20, 2018 at 10:01 pm

    Hope everyone is tucked up in bed, especially HK.

  • Gloster1861 April 20, 2018 at 9:55 pm

    Now we know why PSG struggle to do anything other than dominate French football. Hit and miss transfer policies. Still, now they’ve worked out we’ll buy their rejects they must be happy bunnies.

    • Gloster1861 April 20, 2018 at 9:56 pm

      🐇🐰🐇🐰🐇🐰🐇🐰🐇🐰

  • Mad Carew April 20, 2018 at 9:44 pm

    Lovely Jubbley, tonights Beverley Macca pays £192:14 to an £8 stake
    5/4 Fulham won 4-0
    11/10 Ajax Res won 2-1
    7/10 Sparta Prague won 2-0
    19/20 Lech Poznan won 1-0
    8/15 TNS won 3-1
    4 Acca’s in 11 days, some people don’t get that in a full season, on fire or what !

    • Mad Carew April 20, 2018 at 9:50 pm

      Fulham only won 3-0, got a bum update from one of the iPads !

    • Gloster1861 April 20, 2018 at 9:52 pm

      Perhaps. Anyone can say it.

    • AntSpurs April 20, 2018 at 10:02 pm

      👍🏻Who’s gonna win tomorrow?

      • AntSpurs April 20, 2018 at 10:03 pm

        Or is the FA Cup not for experts ? Don’t hide this time.

        • AntSpurs April 20, 2018 at 10:05 pm

          Oh also I haven’t taken medication for my condition. What should I do/try Dr Feelgood.

          • 💋 April 20, 2018 at 10:06 pm

            I thought not. Take it immediately you naughty boy. Immediately!

            • AntSpurs April 20, 2018 at 10:07 pm

              Hehehe, I’m a rebel, wotcha rood buoys, you been arlreeet?

              • 💋 April 20, 2018 at 10:18 pm

                I’m dancing on the ceiling.

                • AntSpurs April 20, 2018 at 10:25 pm

                  All night long

      • IrishSpurs April 20, 2018 at 10:23 pm

        We are Ant 2-0 (hopefully)

        • AntSpurs April 20, 2018 at 10:27 pm

          Oi Oi Oirish. Too right bruvva. I’m going with your tip again, bang on last time 🍻

    • Harry Hotspur April 21, 2018 at 7:45 am

      Fan
      ta
      Si
      St

  • MiT April 20, 2018 at 9:36 pm

    Initial statement is a bit reactionary to what I saw in those Brighton highlights.

    Sanchez for one is a great buy. Others have been great buys. However, to replace a member of the best defense in the league with someone as dangerous to play as Aurier is madness.

    • David Dillenberg April 20, 2018 at 9:47 pm

      Why hold back about Aurier. His defending is poor and crossing abysmal!

      • Gloster1861 April 20, 2018 at 9:54 pm

        Now we know why PSG struggle to do anything other than dominate French football. Hit and miss transfer policies. Still, now they’ve worked out we’ll buy their rejects.

  • David Dillenberg April 20, 2018 at 9:30 pm
    • AntSpurs April 20, 2018 at 11:49 pm

      No 1 is Robbie Keane. No.2 is Robbie Keane, No.3 is Ronnie Keane.

  • MiT April 20, 2018 at 9:07 pm

    After watching the Brighton highlights, Aurier is the primary donkey in the thoroughbred stable. Spurs simply can’t afford to play someone so careless around the box.

    I wanted him to do well. That, however, was just inexcusably careless.

    Spurs need to keep their Walkers and their Tobys and their Vertonghens Etc even at numbers like the 50 million mark if they can’t spend the money any better than this.

    • David Dillenberg April 20, 2018 at 9:14 pm

      Whats the solution offload Aurier in the summer?

      • MiT April 20, 2018 at 9:27 pm

        If it is financially feasible to do so, yes. I will rarely say something like that about a player. He is strong, he has some decent skills, he likely brings physical steel, but he is absolutely careless. Dangerous to play him.

      • Tappaspur April 20, 2018 at 9:55 pm

        Offload in the summer? NO.

  • David Dillenberg April 20, 2018 at 9:01 pm

    Any manager who has won 3 PL titles, 7 FA Cups and got Arse into the CL for 20 consecutive seasons plus presided over a side that went unbeaten throughout the season has deserved his place in Arse folklore amongst the pantheon of great managers. His biggest error was his fading reputation for not retiring earlier causing toxic atmosphere amongst fellow supporters. A hard act to follow.

    • Horndog 🇺🇸 April 20, 2018 at 9:05 pm

      Pfft. Ron is a hard act to follow. 😁

      • TyredMan 🚯 April 20, 2018 at 9:28 pm

        I hope you will be off to see the Kiwi’s play the Pom’s at Mile High in the other, other football on June 23rd Dogman.

        • Horndog 🇺🇸 April 20, 2018 at 10:22 pm

          Hmm, I will have to check that out, thx TM.

      • ronwol96061 April 20, 2018 at 9:50 pm

        No need trying to emulate me but you could buy me out.

    • Frontwheel 2 April 20, 2018 at 9:12 pm

      When you say fellow supporters,hmmmmm

      • MiT April 20, 2018 at 9:38 pm

        Freudian.

  • ronwol96061 April 20, 2018 at 7:48 pm

    Fuck nothing to worry about..where are they going to find someone named Arsene again it wont happen. George maybe…Bertie maybe…but never Arsene

    • ronwol96061 April 20, 2018 at 7:49 pm

      Its like us finding Tottenhino. Think about it!

    • Ronan April 20, 2018 at 7:52 pm

      Tony and Sol double act hopefully.

      • DAVID April 20, 2018 at 8:02 pm

        Tonysol. Also known as Anusol.

        • SpurAndy 🍒π April 20, 2018 at 8:07 pm

          Well we’ve got Preperation H 😉.

          • Harry Hotspur April 20, 2018 at 8:28 pm

            Nice gap

          • ronwol96061 April 20, 2018 at 8:45 pm

            They should never have named it the Emerates. Preperation H would have been perfect

            ‘The fans are piling out…’

  • Gloster1861 April 20, 2018 at 7:39 pm

    AntSpurs
    He wants it Glos, he’s just bored/sick of the questioning and there is nothing to be gained by giving it he come on. I love it for comedy purposes, telling everyone in the pub I will take anyone on the pool table to get them to raise there game but all managers want the cups, there’s nothing to see here.

    You know it. Poch will take the FA Cup to bed with him.

    • AntSpurs April 20, 2018 at 10:37 pm

      He will, he will love it, try taking it back off him.

  • Tappaspur April 20, 2018 at 7:17 pm

    We have the players to beat United. I haven’t been able to say that much over recent decades. Turn up and give it to em boys. YIDZ.

  • 89Spurs👁 April 20, 2018 at 7:06 pm

    Where is Unkle Taff, when we need some serious positive imput.
    Not some negative dribble….
    Bring it on tomorrow beat those moaning Man ure tarts
    COYS.

  • Spursmyarse April 20, 2018 at 6:39 pm

    Come on Pocho, let’s be having you, where’s the Rallying Cry ??? We all want to have a few pints and celebrate another Cup Final, you Clown you .

    • Gloster1861 April 20, 2018 at 6:42 pm

      Cup ties are irrelevant because apparently they don’t take you to a new plane of existence.

      Ommmm…
      😔😔😔😔😔😔

      So calm…

      • AntSpurs April 20, 2018 at 6:53 pm

        He wants it Glos, he’s just bored/sick of the questioning and there is nothing to be gained by giving it he come on. I love it for comedy purposes, telling everyone in the pub I will take anyone on the pool table to get them to raise there game but all managers want the cups, there’s nothing to see here.

        • AntSpurs April 20, 2018 at 6:54 pm

          This eees calm.

        • Freund or Foe April 20, 2018 at 7:06 pm

          Don’t be so undramatic.

          • AntSpurs April 20, 2018 at 7:09 pm

            Let me get some sugar, I’ll be back.

            • Freund or Foe April 20, 2018 at 7:10 pm

              Sweet.

              • 89Spurs👁 April 20, 2018 at 7:14 pm

                Honey 🍯

                • AntSpurs April 20, 2018 at 7:15 pm

                  No money no honey bunny. Ok sweet cheeks, back soon.

                  • 💋 April 20, 2018 at 7:31 pm

                    Ant Ant in his Speedo Pance

                    • AntSpurs April 20, 2018 at 10:33 pm

                      I’m ready early, got that Friday feeling 😆

  • Gloster1861 April 20, 2018 at 6:31 pm

    Who will be the PL longest serving manager now Wenger has taken his pistol into the library?

    • Gloster1861 April 20, 2018 at 6:36 pm

      IS IT POCHETTINO!

      • Gloster1861 April 20, 2018 at 6:37 pm

        He’s completing 4 seasons now.

    • AntSpurs April 20, 2018 at 6:37 pm

      In response to this afternoon Glos:
      Hehe, thank you very much *elvis is in the building* Just come off a 23 hour shift (no breaks) that’s a bit of sleep deprivation right there. Getting very excited for a most excellent cup adventure. The Manx won’t know what’s hit ‘em.

      • Gloster1861 April 20, 2018 at 6:38 pm

        Keep off the sugar!

        • AntSpurs April 20, 2018 at 6:39 pm

          Never been allowed it

    • Harry Hotspur April 20, 2018 at 6:44 pm
      • Gloster1861 April 20, 2018 at 6:47 pm

        That’s Santi Cazorla. He can’t cope that Arsene is leaving

      • AntSpurs April 20, 2018 at 6:49 pm

        Yes yes this seems all too familiar. Good one 😅

  • Melcyid April 20, 2018 at 6:28 pm

    Can someone work out ST Arsenholes day please.today is a good day to declare it

    • Gloster1861 April 20, 2018 at 6:30 pm

      Stuff Arsenal. No one cares.

      • Spursmyarse April 20, 2018 at 6:34 pm

        A good friend of mine , at full time mind you ,defecated in the centre circle. At Highbury, vs Wolves, Semi Final Replay. Is this relevant ?

        • Gloster1861 April 20, 2018 at 6:35 pm

          Did anyone notice yet another shit in Highbury?

  • Spursmyarse April 20, 2018 at 6:21 pm

    Wenger putting it out there to the Arse Squad, now they know they have a new man coming in, so won the Europa and impress him or you are out ! Good strategy from Arse, make no mistake 👍🏾

  • Sexy Beast April 20, 2018 at 6:18 pm

    Brendon Bodgers at his best!
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WX8dM_pZC7M

  • Sid Trotter April 20, 2018 at 5:52 pm

    Is that your farm Harold?

  • Frontwheel 2 April 20, 2018 at 5:38 pm

    Is there a manager out there named Goonersen Langer?

  • Northstand Nutter April 20, 2018 at 5:18 pm

    Paging Senor Benitez, Paging Senor Benitez

    • Gloster1861 April 20, 2018 at 5:21 pm

      Good call (for them). He’d do well I reckon.

  • Gloster1861 April 20, 2018 at 5:13 pm

    Be careful what you wish for indeed. Ask the Charlton fans who dissed Alan Curbishley, who was apparently boring because he could take them no further than mid table premier league…

    …this despite him hauling the club out of the lower reaches and also when they had no permanent home. Ungrateful bar stewards doesn’t cut it.

    Where are they now?

    • Blackfish April 20, 2018 at 5:18 pm

      Look at Southampton. Claude Puel style was boring for them and was sacked as they finished 7/8 and played the cup final. Now looks more likely that they will play exciting football next season in championship.

      • Gloster1861 April 20, 2018 at 5:19 pm

        Heh heh heh. I bet he’s laughing his head off.

        • Blackfish April 20, 2018 at 5:21 pm

          Sometime the issue is with the manager and sometimes the board. Sacking manager is not always the solution.

          • Gloster1861 April 20, 2018 at 5:22 pm

            Levy.

            • Blackfish April 20, 2018 at 5:24 pm

              Yep. He did stumble on poch luckily as the first choice was Louis Van Gaal who went to united.

          • Harry Hotspur April 20, 2018 at 5:35 pm

            Well said.

  • OrganicPaper April 20, 2018 at 4:56 pm

    Hi last home game is against Burnley. The team who could ensure Arsenal do not participate in any European competition since he arrived.
    #quitwhileyourebehind

    • 💋 April 20, 2018 at 4:59 pm

      Hi.

      • OrganicPaper April 20, 2018 at 5:02 pm

        Hey

  • Spursmyarse April 20, 2018 at 4:44 pm

    If they had not sacked Bruce Rioch they would’nt be in this position,Rioch gave them a leg up by way of the UEFA Cup qualification and somehow this has gone unnoticed.

    • 💋 April 20, 2018 at 4:48 pm

      It’s difficult to know if you’re being serious.

      • Spursmyarse April 20, 2018 at 6:23 pm

        I’m as serious as a Prolapsed Ring Box.

        • 💋 April 20, 2018 at 6:49 pm

          Just as I feared. That’s pretty serious.

    • Gloster1861 April 20, 2018 at 5:15 pm

      He also signed Bergkamp, no mean feat and no small contribution to Wenger’s I start success.

      • Gloster1861 April 20, 2018 at 5:16 pm

        *instant

        • Spursmyarse April 20, 2018 at 6:26 pm

          That and the Back Pass rule, it fucked Graham up no end, Wenger knew it and started them playing like Brazil , on a good day .

  • OrganicPaper April 20, 2018 at 4:39 pm

    Perhaps I’ll see old Auntie down the Orange Tree more often now he will be a man of leisure. I do fully expect he will stay within the club though, or is he actually going to manage another club?

    • Harry Hotspur April 20, 2018 at 4:47 pm

      If he’s any sense he’ll fuck off away from all that…

      • OrganicPaper April 20, 2018 at 4:48 pm

        I can’t imagine him elsewhere. Dont really care either, as you say its more interesting to think about which clown they will get in next

        • Harry Hotspur April 20, 2018 at 4:56 pm

          The fam and brah dickheads have hit the button.

          Brilliant

          • OrganicPaper April 20, 2018 at 5:01 pm

            I heard those cunts from Arsenal Fan TV have managed to get a permanent spot on Channel 4. I think it was on this morning at 12.05am – prime time slot.

            Hard to know exactly what their platform will be used for now they cant whinge and bitch about Wenger

          • OrganicPaper April 20, 2018 at 5:08 pm

            The Fam and Brah dickheads…?

            • Gloster1861 April 20, 2018 at 6:20 pm

              Dork United.

    • 💋 April 20, 2018 at 4:50 pm

      I would’ve thought Romford was too WHam boys for the Wenger boys.

  • Horndog 🇺🇸 April 20, 2018 at 4:31 pm

    Fuck ‘em

  • Freund or Foe April 20, 2018 at 4:20 pm

    I’d love Brendan to go there, get 150mil to spend, and “do a Spurs”. Again.

    • Harry Hotspur April 20, 2018 at 4:36 pm

      He’s Clown Of Clowns

  • SeattleSpursGuy April 20, 2018 at 4:16 pm

    Arse will hire a ‘name’ like Thomas Tuschl or Simeone, who will need to oversee a rebuild job for 3 seasons or more. He won’t get adequate funds for this though and results will suffer in the meantime, leading to discontent and his inevitable sacking. Then they will hire a ‘legend’ who has ‘passion’ for the club, who will spectacularly flame out. I’m picking Henry for this. I’m thinking the Arse are in for a bumpy 6-7 years.

  • Nick April 20, 2018 at 3:56 pm

    I believe they have a man in mind/in place but it will definitely be a case of “ be careful what you wish for”

  • richspurs April 20, 2018 at 3:54 pm

    Good luck Auntie. Nice knowing ye.

  • AntSpurs April 20, 2018 at 3:38 pm

    I heard it’s supposed to be the hottest Saturday since 1949, around the last time we win the cup. Ron will know, he was there. Got me Speedo’s back for this special occasion, the omens are good, no. COOOOYYYYSS.

    • Harry Hotspur April 20, 2018 at 3:44 pm

      Yay! Encore from the Ant-man 😆

      • AntSpurs April 20, 2018 at 6:38 pm

        Nice memory 😂