‘Player ratings when we beat the Blue Racists, that’ll be easy, tens across the board, innit?’
Alas no.
Back passes to Hugo had my heart in my mouth and rightly so 6.
Bonzo n’ Rose get 8‘s a piece which I believe is a historically high rating for the Bonzmeister, bless him for being primarily a defender last night!
Dier was as solid as you like 8.
Tobes – as above 8.
Vertonghen this was a game that he positively blossomed in 9.
Wanyama gets a 10 on the basis I watched the f*cker like a hawk and didn’t spot anything wrong with his performance.
Mousa played his part, and he did so in a disciplined manner; a credit to the firm 8.
Eriksen did not go missing nor did he look vaguely bewildered at any point 8.
Dele’s best performance to date 10. A performance that if he can replicate, will allow him to live up to some nutcase praise.
Kane was abysmal 3.
