Proof he’s off, or proof he should be sold for being a gigantic whirligig of brain farting Bonzoisms?
If Kyle Walker isn’t leaving Spurs this summer, then the man frequently outwitted by sheep is doing good impression of someone leaving Spurs.
Recently the England international changed his profile image on social media from him in the Lilywhite to him in his country’s shirt. In the last few days, the double digit IQ’d one has published this graphic on Instagram.
Glady told me a week or so ago that she believes Bonzo’s departure may have less to do with a desire to sample the delights of Manchester City’s current account, and more to do with a young lady clutching rolling pin.
This graphic from our friends at Football Fancast shows Bonzo – one could argue – in a poor light.
I’d say it actually shines a light on a player that for some reason that entirely escapes me, is thought of fondly because ‘he’s quick’.
Fast he maybe, but then so are 4 year olds when they’ve had too much cheap orange squash that’s packed with sugar, E numbers and other bad stuff.
Given that Levy will undoubtedly syphon off whatever we get for him to pay for concrete or cheese knives or concrete cheese knives, his sale is highly unlikely to benefit the team.
The good news is that Trippier is a superior player and this could give the Poch man a further gentle nudge into us playing with 3 at the back. Which would be lovely.
