When they opened Tutankhamun’s tomb, a voice from the shadows cried out, ‘I wasn’t sleeping, I was just resting my eyes! Hey any of you schmoes got the latest Spurs scores, the battery on my radio ran out three hundred years ago?!’
Proof that one time pyramid security guard Ron Wol is Tottenham’s oldest fan, as if it was needed.
The Ronglish League for Episcopalians & Amalgamated Costermongers (Enfield Inc.), also known as the SuperBru English Premier League Predictor is now open for business.
It’s free to participate and you could win a prize. Last year three people won a timeshare in a Syria and a lucky runner-up went home with his self respect and teas-maid.
All kidding to one side, there is a cash prize fund on offer every single week for predicting 7 or more exact scores, but this year we are increasing the jackpot, and also introducing another prize tier for 6 correct scores.
As per last year, the prize fund increases as you make more correct predictions, as follows:
- 6 exact scores – a Premier League jersey of your choice
- 7 exact scores – £1,000
- 8 exact scores – £2,500
- 9 exact scores – £5,000
- 10 exact scores – £10,000
Note that you must predict exact scores, not just match results, and in the case more than one person qualifies, the player with the best global position at the end of the round will win, and any ties will be broken with a random draw.
Register HERE Pool name: Ronglish FA 2017/18 Pool code: maltcrux