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Police Issue Knife Warning & Fans Told To Shred Tickets

By The Boy -

You couldn’t make it up.

We indigenous people of this septic isle may have given the world the beautiful game, but only a fool would try and suggest that it isn’t constantly being fine tuned by our colonial cousins.

This includes direct action by supporters.

In the rarified atmosphere of the Premier League we occasionally see the odd hurled season ticket, cries for cheaper tickets, a cap on away ticket pricing, caps for pop bottles, that sort of thing.

However our brothers and sisters in Malaysia have gone one further, and instructed fans to shred free tickets being circulated for the imminent friendlies being held on their sun kissed pitches.

What you need to do when you come across the free tickets, is to get as many of these free tickets as possible. Wait, what? Yes you read correctly.

Get as many as possible, and then SHRED THEM so no one else can get their hands on the tickets and go to the stadium in your place.

And don’t even think about selling them to others!”

The Malay Ultras are demanding not only a boycott of the match, but a social media blackout too.

On top of this, they are urging Malaysians to shun what they have called a circus, and not even watch any of the games on TV!

What is simultaneously damning and hilarious in equal measure, is that not only have Spurs and Liverpool set up this wholesale waste of time to ‘increase brand awareness’ to Johnny Foreigner…

…but the locals have seen right through it.

The natives are revolting.

This is the most obvious step. Don’t buy the tickets, don’t go to the stadium.

The matches are simply held to make FAM, the organisers and their cronies rich, so don’t let FAM and the organisers profit from this sort of nonsense.

What’s the point? A win for Malaysia is unlikely, and you can’t be expecting the visitors to give their very best, like they play in the EPL on the tv, can you?”

Unbelievable, you travel halfway around the world to exploit people, and they refuse to play along.

The Malaysians haven’t read the script, have they?

They are supposed to rush out, by a THFC shirt, get ‘Yedlin’ put on the back and shout “Come On You USA’s!” whilst grinning maniacally.

The Guardian are suggesting that a less-than-half-full stadium will still be an unusual sight for English clubs travelling to Malaysia. In recent years Chelsea, Liverpool and Arsenal have all managed to attract over 80,000 fans for friendly matches in the country.

ProEvents Group Chief Executive Officer Julian Kam said he was hoping that another 11,000 tickets would be sold by the kick-off time at 8.45pm tomorrow.

I hope we will reach 30,000 by tomorrow. It will be a very entertaining game for the fans to enjoy the moments.”

The question is, will those in attendance all behave themselves?

Shah Alam District Police chief ACP Azisman Alias said police would not compromise or tolerate any form of provocation or trouble caused during the match.

I would also like to remind the fans and supporters to not bring in banned items such as flares, sharp weapons, lighters and banners which can trigger animosity in the stadium. As the stadium gates will be opened as early as 6pm, I suggest supporters come earlier to avoid congestion.”

Police will screen all fans entering the gates and at parking areas as part of a security measure.

Azisman said 800 policemen, including the Federal Reserve Unit (FRU), would be deployed inside and outside the stadium to ensure the smoothness of the match.

In addition, he said, mobile police stations would also be provided in the stadium area.

Whoever thought daubing a big red logo on the front of our shirt would be a passport to Asian popularity got it wrong.

Well done to fans in Malaysia, we salute you!

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