Keen eyed readers may recall that this shirt design was doing the rounds online a few months ago. At that stage it was presented as a screen image, and looked like one of the usual photoshopped jobs that do the rounds ahead of a new season.
Hold onto your hernia. It now exists as a physical actual thing.
The shirt is abysmal and actually looks worse in real life. What’s with the rather large shadowy cock?
Soundng like a wine critic I’m getting echoes of Hummel and fruity overtones of a 1970s charity shop.
The ‘never red’ mob will be delighted with the navy and white colourway, but the pinstripes or whatever they are just end up making what ought to be a crisp lilywhite look like students duvet cover.
It all looks a bit grubby.
Maybe this isn’t happening – but then why has somebody gone to all the trouble of making it?
Another point is that the Under Armour shirts were all produced on the fly, landing in the UK at the last minute. Players’ heads had to be photoshopped in. Nike are more organised.
