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Over £40M Worth Of Abject Junk

By The Boy -

Poch said: “If you saw today the first 45 minutes, that is not a team that are ready to fight for the Premier League.”

“We are second in the table, one point above Liverpool. My feeling now is not so good but we need to recover from the defeat and try to fight.

“We need to be focused now on Thursday in Europa League and then the FA Cup, then the Europa League and then Stoke at home.

“We cannot waste time thinking too much. We need to be clever now and try to improve our game from the beginning and not wait until 2-0 to start to play.”


Talk about reaping what you sew.

Poch has got himself into this fix and as mentioned previously (on ER) he’s got two massive obstacles ahead of him.

One, his players all too frequently run out onto the pitch like the cast of Watership Down. Sometime the lights of cars scare them, sometime their eyes burn brightly.

Two, he’s got a bench with £4o million’s worth of abject junk on it and under the Geneva Convention I have not included Janssen in that figure.

Forget the payment plans. Levy’s committed £41 million on the big fat wash up Sh*tsoko and the most recent Eurotrash acquisition that is No’Cludeo.

Many of you are buddy auditors first and football fans second. So can anyone in class think of a way that this money could have been used to take the sting out of buying one good player?

No me neither. It’s all so complicated. Only £41million to spend, plus the combined salaries of these two bucks of plankton.

Best we leave all this big brain talk to a micro managing megalomaniac midget with a degree in Economics, Land Management and a penchant for lift sniffing.

Right you are.

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