Tottenham could arguably never catch Dortmund at a better time. If they have any chance of progressing in the Champions League we should settle for nothing less than a win.
How do we go about that? By bringing the fight to ze Germans. We’re at home (may the merciful Lard have mercy upon my Bombay Gin soaked soul for eve suggesting it) and whatever hopes of bravado the Borussians might have we need to get into ’em.
I recall watching Spurs in a now deceased bar with my now deceased father (he snuffed it) and screaming ‘get into ’em!’ to which dad replied ‘salient tactical advise as ever, from my Number One Son’, to which a fan of the opposing side replied, ‘In fairness, that prick’s got a fakin’ point’.
What’s YOUR Spurs side to send the sausage munching bar stewards back home again with their bratwursts between their legs?