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No Handbags At The Blue Oyster Please

No Handbags At The Blue Oyster Please

Tim Cahill said: “We’re on a terrific run, but we realise it’s a game everyone’s going to be speaking about. It’s not because it’s Tottenham that’s going to change in our preparation, the way we go about things.

It’s going to be exactly the same and we expect exactly the same from each and every player come kick-off time and we’ll be okay.

It’s not been something we’ve spoken about,” Cahill added. “It’s not like all week we’ve been saying ‘we want this record, we want this record. We’ve just kept going. And I think that’s the right mentality to have.

Being aware of the record and wanting to achieve them, there’s nothing wrong with that. For sure I want to achieve it. Every player wants to be a part of records – I’m not shy about saying that – but it’s not something we speak about.”

Nothing would give these parasites greater satisfaction than to achieve some record breaking bullish*t  – which is precisely why on Wednesday we make will make every conceivable effort to spoil their fun.

Let me get this out of my system in advance…

I don’t want any plastic gangster nonsense this time round , thank you very much. No ‘I could scratch yer eyes out but I shan’t’ business.

No puffed up chest feathers and ‘nearly’ head-butting daftness. No handbags at the Blue Oyster, please…

Just tear the scumbags a fresh one.

 

 

 

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  • Aside from cerebrospinal fluid, what's on your mind?

  • Ronwol196061 January 3, 2017 at 2:34 pm

    Dembele doesn’t produce tangible product but he has been over time our take to the bank player as far as being a strong physical force with great ball skill and an eye to start a play off. With saying that he has been running into walls the last few games, trying to do too much at times and losing the ball but he has always been a steadying figure in a team that has has for years an identity crisis.
    Everyone has forgotten how, when we had 10 headless chickens, how Dembele gave us stability and really for the most part did not get too much respect.
    Now the team is flying to some extent and Dembele seems a bit out of step.
    I appreciate what Dembele has done for us the last two seasons.
    When Eriksen was asleep, when Bozo was being Bono when we were boring teams to death.

    Now we have Dier. Better on the defensive side.

    Wanyama excellent defensively and shows he can hit a pass but still not sure over a period how good he is attacking wise

    Winks cool play attacking wise but can he tackle?

    Does have enough without Dembele?

    I don’t think so

    • Spursy January 3, 2017 at 2:51 pm

  • Harry Hotspur January 3, 2017 at 2:32 pm
  • Razspur January 3, 2017 at 2:30 pm

    Breaking Transfer News…Ben Davies loaned to Fleetwood until the end of the season.

  • McG ⚽⚽ January 3, 2017 at 2:29 pm

    Bought my first android box today, hope it’s good!

    • Razspur January 3, 2017 at 2:31 pm

      Hope you got the T8-V, looks to be by far the best and handles 4K well with new faster processor.

  • Rich G January 3, 2017 at 2:28 pm

    Tim Cahill was that ozzie bloke,thought he retired years ago,probably a bit rusty but it’s a a big game to come back to

  • Camus January 3, 2017 at 2:22 pm

    I can’t see Alli at Real, certainly not this early in his career. He’d never get a game. However, we all know this is the annual “Spurs look quite good, let’s help to derail their season” media hatchet job, so the real worry is that all the media talk will unsettle the lad over the coming months. He was top of that supposed “player with the biggest brand growth potential” table, let’s face it, so there will be interest from somewhere in the summer. And he looks the type to get a bit unsettled if a big club comes offering the big bucks.

  • Razspur January 3, 2017 at 2:16 pm

    Has Dembele produced anything since his MOTM performance v Arsenal in the 1-1 early November ?

    • McG ⚽⚽ January 3, 2017 at 2:26 pm

      Dembele will be back to his best, had a couple of injuries, banned at the start & not had Jugs or players in form around him is all…

      • Razspur January 3, 2017 at 2:33 pm

        Hope you’re right, expect him to start though feel we will regret it.

  • Caspurs♿️ January 3, 2017 at 2:07 pm

    Real Fan?
    ENIC: Alli is not for sale.
    RM: £75m, spread over 3 years?
    ENIC: Done

    RM: Yes you have been.

  • Real Fan? January 3, 2017 at 2:04 pm

    ENIC: Alli is not for sale.
    RM: £75m, spread over 3 years?
    ENIC: Done

  • Superspoz 👍 January 3, 2017 at 1:51 pm

    What a fantastic partnership we have with real madrid.

    • Superspoz 👍 January 3, 2017 at 1:52 pm

      Is it true that our white kit is a tribute to them?

    • Caspurs♿️ January 3, 2017 at 1:53 pm

      I know, I got an email from Perez, asking if I would give RM all my money, but he refused to guarantee anything in return, naturally I obliged.

      • Superspoz 👍 January 3, 2017 at 1:57 pm

        You mean he DID guarantee everything in return ?
        But didn’t.

        • Caspurs♿️ January 3, 2017 at 2:01 pm

          No, he wasn’t as subtle as that, I said it so I wouldn’t lose face.

  • McG ⚽⚽ January 3, 2017 at 1:42 pm

    I read an interesting stat re deli, in his first 50 prem games, he has more than doubled the combined goal tally of both Lampard & Gerrard at the same stage of their respective careers. Halfway through the season, and he’s now only two short of last seasons total to boot.

    • Caspurs♿️ January 3, 2017 at 1:46 pm

      And RM think £50m will buy him?! They are avvin a larf, He’s fakin priceless!

      • McG ⚽⚽ January 3, 2017 at 1:49 pm

        I’d take 70mil + Isco!

        • Caspurs♿️ January 3, 2017 at 1:51 pm

          I wouldn’t, Dele is 20yrs old, and if he realises his full potential, then £70m plus Isco will look like peanuts.

          • McG ⚽⚽ January 3, 2017 at 1:54 pm

            I do like Deli, but I can see him being a real pain in the arse when he decides he’s had enough, hope I’m wrong.

            • Caspurs♿️ January 3, 2017 at 1:58 pm

              Then thats when you sell him, not now, how much do you think you’d get for Gerrard or Lampard (in their prime) nowadays, a lot more than you’re talking about.

            • Rich G January 3, 2017 at 2:29 pm

              I concour

    • McG ⚽⚽ January 3, 2017 at 1:52 pm

      I am, they’ve got the bug, form & confidence is infectious. He won’t feel like he needs to do everything himself now, & he’ll be well up for this one after the last couple of Chav games.

      • McG ⚽⚽ January 3, 2017 at 1:52 pm

        Re Dembele, wrong thread!

        • Caspurs♿️ January 3, 2017 at 2:00 pm

          Ron will hook you up with the proper thread, just ask.

      • Razspur January 3, 2017 at 1:58 pm

        Last season we could not envisage this sort of game without Dembele starting, he now looks fatigued, only 2/3 the player he was, we have moved on, he is not the future, Wanyama & Dier will provide the axis with Winks or Alli supporting as required.
        Loved the guy but his best days are over, time to cash in and invest in a young talent.

  • Razspur January 3, 2017 at 1:41 pm

    Totally dominant for 44mins, outpassed, outtackled, outshot, more accurate passing, more possession, more duels won, more aerial duels won, better % of long passes, more shots on target, but sucker punched in the final minute, probably the best half of football we’ve played this season but collectively we are not smart enough.

    • Ronwol196061 January 3, 2017 at 1:46 pm

      You need to go to the Mensa room down the hall

    • McG ⚽⚽ January 3, 2017 at 1:46 pm

      With Dembele starting if I recall?!!

  • EDspurs January 3, 2017 at 1:29 pm

    I notice on the BBC Sport website that ‘Lawro’ still has Liverpool top of the table unbeaten. In ‘Lawro’s’ world this will be the 4th season in a row the bin dippers have been undefeated. I cant believe I have to pay a license fee to keep this fucking dinosaur in a job.

    Lawro’s League Table

    Pos Pld W D L P Diff
    1 Liverpool 19 14 5 0 47 +1
    2 Man Utd 19 14 4 1 46 +4
    3 Arsenal 19 13 6 0 45 0
    4 Chelsea 19 14 3 2 45 -3
    5 Man City 19 13 4 2 43 0
    6 Leicester 19 12 3 4 39 +9
    7 Tottenham 19 11 6 2 39 -3
    8 West Ham 19 8 5 6 29 +4
    9 Everton 19 5 12 2 27 -2
    10 Crystal Palace 19 5 6 8 21 +7
    11 Stoke 19 5 5 9 20 +3
    12 Sunderland 19 5 5 9 20 +6
    13 West Brom 19 4 6 9 18 -5
    14 Middlesbrough 19 4 4 11 16 +2
    15 Bournemouth 19 3 6 10 15 -5
    16 Burnley 19 3 4 12 13 -5
    17 Southampton 19 3 4 12 13 -8
    18 Swansea 19 2 4 13 10 +2
    19 Watford 19 2 4 13 10 -6
    20 Hull 19 0 2 17 2 0

    • Rich G January 3, 2017 at 2:32 pm

      He’s a prize cunt ,knowingly the beeb hes probably got fingers in underage pies as well

  • Razspur January 3, 2017 at 1:23 pm

    If Dembele starts we’re beat, Dier to start, Winks to finish, we must not lose composure, the Chelsea players are adept at pulling our strings, we know this but seem unable to look after our own discipline !

    • McG ⚽⚽ January 3, 2017 at 1:36 pm

      Dembele is a monster, you seriously want Dier over Dembele? No chance, he’s even been rested especially for this game.

      • Caspurs♿️ January 3, 2017 at 1:44 pm

        Dembele hasn’t been playing well of late, he was abysmal at Southampton.

        • McG ⚽⚽ January 3, 2017 at 1:47 pm

          Still better than Dier, he’ll come good, just as Eriksen & Deli have..

          • Caspurs♿️ January 3, 2017 at 1:49 pm

            Yes, but against the cheats, i’m not sure.

  • legover January 3, 2017 at 1:22 pm

    1st day of the Jan window and already the media are trying to dismantle the team. Ali to RM for Isco swop and £50 million and Kane to Man Utd for £80 million both in the summer. The media just love to try and derail any momentum that we might be building in order to protect the usual Top Four loveee’s … total weighanchors the lot of them!

    • Ronwol196061 January 3, 2017 at 1:23 pm

      I only read the alternate media where they have us buying Messi for 50 quid

      • Caspurs♿️ January 3, 2017 at 1:35 pm

        Wasn’t there an email leaked, proving Messi is infact, already a Spurs player?

  • Horndog 😎 January 3, 2017 at 1:14 pm

    We should be still full health for the Cheats, less Lamela. If we play a 4-2-3-1, who should the 2 be? I think Wanyama has to be there. Does Poch partner him with Dier, Dembele or Winks? Thoughts?

    • UnkleTaff January 3, 2017 at 1:16 pm

      Same front six as faced Watford with the exception of Sissoko replacing Son.

      Back five picks itself.

    • melcyid January 3, 2017 at 1:17 pm

      dembelly to start,his nails have grown and is up for this. winks can come on later with fresh legs.

    • Ronwol196061 January 3, 2017 at 1:22 pm

      For me as many strung across the middle as possible..Iron curtain

      • Caspurs♿️ January 3, 2017 at 1:33 pm

        Sounds a bit negative Ron, after all we should be looking to win the game.

        • Ronwol196061 January 3, 2017 at 1:47 pm

          Yes you can play this two ways
          Hit them with everything or Attrition
          Either one done well will work

  • Superspoz 👍 January 3, 2017 at 1:11 pm

    Still waiting for the wife to tell me what my new year resolutions are!

    • UnkleTaff January 3, 2017 at 1:15 pm

      One of mine was not to waste so much of my time on this bloody site…

      • Horndog 😎 January 3, 2017 at 1:16 pm

        I thought about also, but the wife vetoed that so that I would less of pain to her. 😄

      • Superspoz 👍 January 3, 2017 at 1:16 pm

        I’ve got loads of bad habits but, as they say, no one likes a quitter.

      • Ronwol196061 January 3, 2017 at 1:19 pm

        My wife hates Harry for what he has done to our brains all this subliminal stuff about how bad we are while I spent the money destined for a Hawaiian vacation on 19 pubs in Blighty….

        • Caspurs♿️ January 3, 2017 at 1:31 pm

          Have you broken the news to her yet, that you’ll be returning soooon!! £💷£💷£💷£💷£💷

          • Horndog 😎 January 3, 2017 at 1:35 pm

            I have and she can’t wait for me to get out of the house. 🤓

          • Ronwol196061 January 3, 2017 at 1:49 pm

            I’m up to three pence.. But still saving

            • Caspurs♿️ January 3, 2017 at 2:04 pm

              You need to start shifting a few more carpets then.

  • UnkleTaff January 3, 2017 at 12:58 pm

    So I started watching Suicide Squad last night. I managed to get about 40 minutes into it before giving up. Has anyone managed to make it further into the film than that?

    • Ronwol196061 January 3, 2017 at 1:02 pm

      Been watching the Paranoid series..its very well done

      • UnkleTaff January 3, 2017 at 1:14 pm

        I’ve been catching up with the second series of The Missing. The first series was excellent — this second series is quite possibly even better. Fantastic stuff.

        • Ronwol196061 January 3, 2017 at 1:16 pm

          Yes saw that and enjoyed it now apparently there is a third series but I cant find it on my TV anywhere…let me know if you see it Taff

          • UnkleTaff January 3, 2017 at 1:17 pm

            As far as I can tell a third series is something they’re thinking about; it certainly hasn’t been made yet.

            • Ronwol196061 January 3, 2017 at 1:20 pm

              Ill have to check it out..I thought it was out this fall….

              • Real Fan? January 3, 2017 at 1:40 pm

                Been watching ‘Quarry’, Ron. I think you’ll like it.

                • Ronwol196061 January 3, 2017 at 1:50 pm

                  Will check it out
                  Is it the first season?

                  • Real Fan? January 3, 2017 at 1:54 pm

                    Yup

    • Superspoz 👍 January 3, 2017 at 1:15 pm

      DC comics has a lot of catching up to do. The Watchmen is the only decent film they’ve done. The man of steel wasn’t too bad but it loses points because of the absence of the superman tune.

      • UnkleTaff January 3, 2017 at 1:20 pm

        Have you seen the extended Watchmen film? The one with the Tales of the Black Freighter edited into it? Excellent stuff.

        I’m not really a fan of superhero films (this whole Marvel Universe just leaves me cold) but Watchmen and the Nolan & Burton Batman films are very good.

        • Superspoz 👍 January 3, 2017 at 1:46 pm

          No I haven’t. I’ll check it out. Yeah the batmans were good also.
          I’m a big marvel fan so some of the fills piss me off but others like captain America has surprised me.

  • Ronwol196061 January 3, 2017 at 12:55 pm

    For us to beat Chelsea our midfield has to dominate This is where I would play a war of attrition with them and stick 4 at the back and 4 across the middle…attack with the wing backs Kane and Alli

  • caveman January 3, 2017 at 10:56 am

    Everyone gone back to work then?

    • UnkleTaff January 3, 2017 at 12:04 pm

      Some of us self-employed types never really took any time off to start with.

    • Caspurs♿️ January 3, 2017 at 12:46 pm

      Oi, who are you calling a lazy bum…

    • Ronwol196061 January 3, 2017 at 12:47 pm

      Trippier has

  • Camus January 3, 2017 at 9:12 am

    Morning, Spurs tragics.
    Don’t worry about Wednesday, we have bigger fish to fry. They’re carving our name on the Europa trophy as we speak!

    • MarkFalco January 3, 2017 at 10:55 am

      Yeah they’ve written “Tottingham” I expect.

  • Gloster1861 January 3, 2017 at 8:29 am

    Baz
    But still their attacking potency will be a great deal stronger than ours

    Liverpool chances created 284 in 20 matches.

    Tottenham chances created 263 in 19 matches.

    Hardly ‘a great deal stronger’. Almost level pegging, in fact.

    • gloster1861 January 3, 2017 at 10:10 am

      The media have been bigging up Klopp in their typical old style Sky Four fashion. Don’t fall for the hype.

      • yidinjapan January 3, 2017 at 10:22 am

        Klopp twice won the Bundesliga. Poch’s managerial honors are Premier League manager of the month. Is it really hype?

        I think Spurs and Poch need to start winning things for the press to have any confidence in us.

        • MarkFalco January 3, 2017 at 10:58 am

          Mauricio simply doesn’t get the backing from Levy and ENIC to be able to compete on a level playing field with the other big name managers. He asks for player A and is usually given player B if he’s lucky, more likely player C, and in some cases the invisible player.

        • Camus January 3, 2017 at 11:09 am

          It’s a fair point, bud. To win the league twice is certainly respectable.

        • Harry Hotspur January 3, 2017 at 1:37 pm

          Also, Liverpool’s owners have a track record for buying players that their managers want.

          Funny old game.

          • Rich G January 3, 2017 at 2:34 pm

            And they’ve still been shit.Funny old game.

    • Ronwol196061 January 3, 2017 at 12:49 pm

      When we are good we are really good,when we are bad we are really bad.
      But its also true we have been top notch lately

  • Gloster1861 January 3, 2017 at 8:23 am

    David Dillenberg
    IMO he wont come cheat.
    On 1 July 2016, Gayle signed a five-year deal for Championship club Unite for an undisclosed fee having completed a successful medical at the North East club.
    He is described as an ‘energetic, hardworking, pacey striker’ and a ‘natural finisher’.
    (Wiki)

    It was that sort of dismal decision to sell Gayle that led to Pardew getting the boot.

  • Ronwol196061 January 3, 2017 at 4:40 am

    We cant be reactive in this next game.We have got to do what we have done recently.Dont give anything away,keep snapping at their heels,dont stop till the last whistle,be proactive take the game to them. Press,push,shove but no eye poking. Just attack them.Keep running and pushing…..We can do this

    • yidinjapan January 3, 2017 at 8:07 am

      We need new recruits.
      We need to get our hands on some healthy young men.

      • Camus January 3, 2017 at 9:16 am

        7 months away for that, my friend. August is your month.

  • Caspurs♿️ January 3, 2017 at 3:31 am

    Syd I was wondering if there was any news from the indomitable Hali?

    • Ronwol196061 January 3, 2017 at 4:37 am

      Good shout…we all are waiting..hoping all is ok

  • Spursy January 3, 2017 at 1:32 am

    David Dillenberg
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EAWRV0GThIs
    More of this please
    Spurs 5 v Chelski 3

    DD, a memory lane feast.
    Gosh, that HK goal was such a sign of what he would become.
    A hammer blow.
    COYS!

    • Horndog January 3, 2017 at 1:57 am

      👍

    • Spurstacus 💋 January 3, 2017 at 2:45 am

      Spursy?! What are you still doing up at this time of night, you minx?

      • Caspurs♿️ January 3, 2017 at 2:53 am

        I beg your pardon!

        • Spurstacus 💋 January 3, 2017 at 7:52 am

          Granted.

      • Spursy January 3, 2017 at 12:45 pm

        Felt not well, Spurts.
        Bit better today.

        • SpurAndy January 3, 2017 at 1:27 pm

          Lot of it about Spursy. Most of my family have had a bug over Christmas. Best wishes for a quick recovery.

  • is Gascoigne gonna have a crack? January 3, 2017 at 1:22 am

    Ha! Louis?? Rumbled….

    • is Gascoigne gonna have a crack? January 3, 2017 at 1:24 am

      That was sposed to be a reply to caspurs post. Its here I know not why.

      • Caspurs♿️ January 3, 2017 at 1:48 am

        Just a guess, but you didn’t press reply.

    • Freünd or Foe January 3, 2017 at 4:49 am

      When I saw her getting off the bus it seemed to wipe away the years.

  • Razspur January 3, 2017 at 1:22 am

    59 Goals in 100 PL games, thank you Harry Kane, stay fit and on form, your Club needs you !

  • Caspurs♿️ January 3, 2017 at 1:18 am

    I think I know why Toby Alderweireld has had a lot of time off recently..
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=URK9bgo9MNg

  • seattlespursguy January 3, 2017 at 1:10 am

    Jermain Defoe has scored Premier League goals against each of these teams for Sunderland:

    Arsenal
    Chelsea
    Everton
    Liverpool
    Man City

    No longer a flat track bully?

    • Spursy January 3, 2017 at 1:35 am

      The lad’s done good. Especially to put a spoke in those dreary scouser wheels today.

      • East Stand January 3, 2017 at 1:39 am

        The Scousers shot themselves in the foot with both pens.

        They are very good going forward with their pace but their defence and goalie aren’t good enough for them to win the league. I’m not sure Klopp or Guardiola have fully come to terms with defending well in the this league.

        In fact I rather fancy our chances of finishing above them.

        • Razspur January 3, 2017 at 2:03 am

          When they lose Mane to the African Nations they’ll struggle.

          • Baz January 3, 2017 at 2:33 am

            But still their attacking potency will be a great deal stronger than ours

    • East Stand January 3, 2017 at 1:35 am

      He is slightly under appreciated because his all round games is a little bit limited at times but Defoe will be remembered along with the the best Premier League scorers. His tally holds up, no arguments about it can be had.

  • Razspur January 3, 2017 at 1:06 am

    The Biggest Winner is Mauricio Pochettino

    http://c.newsnow.co.uk/A/865553522?-11199:832:0

    • Gloster1861 January 3, 2017 at 1:23 am

      The knob who complied the rankings wrote in the text that he has upgraded Poch by 11.50 per cent. But he hasn’t altered his score in the table at all. Idiot.

      • Gloster1861 January 3, 2017 at 1:25 am

        *zut alors. Compiled.

      • Razspur January 3, 2017 at 1:28 am

        It’s a relative change of 11.5% not an actual change Doh !

        • Gloster1861 January 3, 2017 at 8:32 am

          So a relative change doesn’t change anything at all? D’oh!

  • Spursy January 3, 2017 at 1:01 am

    Can’t believe it. I thought the match was tomorrow and have just realised my error. Dang it. Must recalibrate my adrenaline or I won’t make it to Wednesday…

    • AccringtonSpurs January 3, 2017 at 1:03 am

      yes, it’s a cruel wait… but take comfort in the fact the lads will have had an extra day’s rest

      • Spursy January 3, 2017 at 1:13 am

        Yeah, that’s true. Hope they’re tucked up kipping sweetly now and in their dreams are preparing for… war.

        • East Stand January 3, 2017 at 1:25 am

          Thats a day less than the Chavcheaters though…

          • Caspurs♿️ January 3, 2017 at 1:45 am

            And a day more than the arse.

            • Real Fan? January 3, 2017 at 8:03 am

              Everyone’s arse needs a rest at this time of year what with all the rich food.

  • Gloster1861 January 3, 2017 at 12:58 am

    So, everyone agrees we bring Isco in? Shall I email Daniel tomorrow?

    • is Gascoigne gonna have a crack? January 3, 2017 at 1:01 am

      Well, deles off to Madrid apparently so make it a swap…..plus 20mil for us.

      • Caspurs♿️ January 3, 2017 at 1:04 am

        Deli isn’t going anywhere, there’s a cell being built in the new stadium with Dele’s name on the door!

        • is Gascoigne gonna have a crack? January 3, 2017 at 1:06 am

          Oh yes, that was on the virtual reality tour.

  • seattlespursguy January 3, 2017 at 12:57 am

    Did Tim Cahill cosh Gary and take his place?

  • Gloster1861 January 3, 2017 at 12:54 am

    This is where Lloris’s shite distribution will hurt us. If we stupidly give the ball away within 30 yards of goal we could invite shots on target. If they score from our Keystone Kop act it will be disaster.

  • Razspur January 3, 2017 at 12:53 am

    Maureen’s a card

    In relation to Tottenham vs Chelsea I hope it’s an amazing football match because they’re two amazing teams that have been given privileges that nobody else has,’ said Mourinho.
    ‘They’re fresh, so let’s go for a big match.’

    Odds on a penalty 23/10

  • East Stand January 3, 2017 at 12:41 am

    We have nothing to fear from the Chavracists, I believe on our day that as a team (not perhaps as individuals so much) we can beat anyone

    • AccringtonSpurs January 3, 2017 at 12:46 am

      they’ve been close encounters in recent times

      • is Gascoigne gonna have a crack? January 3, 2017 at 12:49 am

        Wednesday is gonna be more star wars than close encounters…..I thank you….

      • East Stand January 3, 2017 at 12:49 am

        True but we can beat this lot Acc, my only concern is that they have one or two like Willian and Pedro that can hit them from distance even when they’re playing like pance. Must be aware of that…

        • AccringtonSpurs January 3, 2017 at 12:50 am

          yeh, cnuts

        • Gloster1861 January 3, 2017 at 12:50 am

          True.

          High line?

          • is Gascoigne gonna have a crack? January 3, 2017 at 12:52 am

            Sky high.

          • Spurstacus 💋 January 3, 2017 at 12:52 am

            Tanga briefs?

            • is Gascoigne gonna have a crack? January 3, 2017 at 12:54 am

              Hey!? If there’s no handbags there’s no tanga briefs!

              • is Gascoigne gonna have a crack? January 3, 2017 at 1:08 am

                Okaaay, tanga briefs…..but no rocket pants. Gotta have some consistency.(even i don’t know what I’m saying at this point)

                • Spurstacus 💋 January 3, 2017 at 1:10 am

                  (that makes two of us (at least)).

                  • Caspurs♿️ January 3, 2017 at 1:10 am

                    Me3, as always.

                  • is Gascoigne gonna have a crack? January 3, 2017 at 1:11 am

                    Gonna say, 2 is a conservative estimate…

                    • is Gascoigne gonna have a crack? January 3, 2017 at 1:16 am

                      Haitch started it with his handbags and blue oysters!?!

      • Spurstacus 💋 January 3, 2017 at 12:54 am

        The last two have been. Wednesday could be a third one.

    • Gloster1861 January 3, 2017 at 12:48 am

      We did well at the Bridge, but two lapses cost us dear. Aside from that, they were given a hard game. I think home advantage will see us clear winners.

  • Caspurs♿️ January 3, 2017 at 12:36 am

    Can’t believe we actually beat them with Fazio in the team
    I can, that bean pole turd virtually scored one of their goals FFs.

  • AccringtonSpurs January 3, 2017 at 12:29 am

    who is reffing wednesday’s game?

    • AccringtonSpurs January 3, 2017 at 12:30 am

      Martin Atkinson

      • 61SpursNut🌰 January 3, 2017 at 12:30 am

        Did Accy tell you that?

        • AccringtonSpurs January 3, 2017 at 12:31 am

          it’s the only way he can be sure of a decent conversation

      • Razspur January 3, 2017 at 12:32 am

        Thought he was very fair in Mr Bean.

  • is Gascoigne gonna have a crack? January 3, 2017 at 12:24 am

    Haaa! I love the way refs point at the watch after a goalline technology decision….their like…look?! Its the watch…its not me..you can’t blame me for this one..look at the feckin watch!?

    • Razspur January 3, 2017 at 12:27 am

      I think he means, “Get on with it, i want home for me dinner.”

      • is Gascoigne gonna have a crack? January 3, 2017 at 12:28 am

        The watch has vibrated. Nothing to see here. Onwards!

    • 61SpursNut🌰 January 3, 2017 at 12:28 am

      Or with Clattenberg it’s watch the feckin look.

      • is Gascoigne gonna have a crack? January 3, 2017 at 12:29 am

        Yeah, he gets all the finals. Hmmmm

  • Frontwheel 2 January 3, 2017 at 12:21 am

    David Dillenberg
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EAWRV0GThIs
    More of this please
    Spurs 5 v Chelski 3

    Brought a tear to my mince.Can’t believe we actually beat them with Fazio in the team

    • East Stand January 3, 2017 at 12:29 am

      Fazio played against Costa in Spain and took none of his shit, had the nasty fucker in his pocket, credit to him for that.

      Fazio wasn’t mobile enough to fit into Poch’s long term plan but in a team that suits him he’s not as bad as everyone made out for me…

      • Gloster1861 January 3, 2017 at 12:39 am

        Still our player ain’t he?

        • Caspurs♿️ January 3, 2017 at 12:40 am

          Not anymore.

        • 61SpursNut🌰 January 3, 2017 at 12:40 am

          Severed last summer I think.

          • Caspurs♿️ January 3, 2017 at 12:42 am

            Roma only recently activated the purchase clause.

            • East Stand January 3, 2017 at 12:43 am

              That’s the one Cas…

            • Gloster1861 January 3, 2017 at 12:43 am

              Someone please update the THFC Wikipedia page …

              • Caspurs♿️ January 3, 2017 at 12:44 am

                Google Fazio would be easier, and more accurate.

            • is Gascoigne gonna have a crack? January 3, 2017 at 12:45 am

              I wondered why Roma started shipping goals.

  • Horndog 😎 January 3, 2017 at 12:21 am

    Harry, why is there a picture/ad for some disgusting toe nail fungus remedy on your blog site? It’s always here, the stuff of nightmares I tell ya.

    • Frontwheel 2 January 3, 2017 at 12:23 am

      Not here in Ireland,but I witnessed it in Portugal.Fucking nightmare.

      • Caspurs♿️ January 3, 2017 at 12:32 am

        Nothing here, but thats normal for me.

    • Razspur January 3, 2017 at 12:23 am

      If you have been researching any particular product, that’s what appears, for me it’s almost constant Porn, i’m sick of it also !

      • Horndog 😎 January 3, 2017 at 12:37 am

        I have never, ever, researched a nasty toenail fungus remedy.

        • Razspur January 3, 2017 at 12:56 am

          Don’t panic, i’ve never looked at Porn either, just a datastream error !

          • Horndog 😎 January 3, 2017 at 1:16 am

            No panic here. Are you sure 😂

  • AccringtonSpurs January 3, 2017 at 12:21 am

    we’re on 39 points. A win takes us to 42….

    The meaning of life.

  • Gloster1861 January 3, 2017 at 12:17 am

    er

    Caspurs
    Not sure about the hot dog, I think the pies are better, either way i’ll try my best.

    Ernie was killed by a stale pork pie so take it easy! A glancing blow with a rock cam should suffice.

  • Mattspurs January 3, 2017 at 12:16 am

    What are Gary Cahill’s thoughts on the game?

  • Razspur January 3, 2017 at 12:05 am

    Wasn’t there a group called Blue Oyster Cult back n the day ?

    Well done Defoe, still bagging the goals, doing us a favour.

    Neither Liverpool, Man Utd or Man City overly impressed today.

    I think 17 may be the new 71.

    • AccringtonSpurs January 3, 2017 at 12:08 am

      don’t say that. 71 was the year Arsenal won the league at WHL

      • 61SpursNut🌰 January 3, 2017 at 12:10 am

        This is Raz.

        • Caspurs♿️ January 3, 2017 at 12:12 am

          The secret…

      • Razspur January 3, 2017 at 12:10 am

        We won the League Cup, Anglo-Italian Cup and progressed in the Old UEFA Cup, winning it in 1972.

      • melcyid January 3, 2017 at 12:10 am

        annus horriblus

        • Razspur January 3, 2017 at 12:20 am

          T’was a great year by a very good team, Jennings, Perryman, Naylor, England, Gilzean etc, it all went downhill from there.

        • East Stand January 3, 2017 at 12:24 am

          Anus what?

          • McG ⚽⚽ January 3, 2017 at 12:28 am

            squito?

          • melcyid January 3, 2017 at 12:32 am

            not quite sure but

            • melcyid January 3, 2017 at 12:33 am

              I remember the Queen had one

    • Gloster1861 January 3, 2017 at 12:12 am

      Yep, Don’t Fear the Reaper was their famous hit.

      Must have been a damn fine earned as it still gets played and included on compilation albums.

    • East Stand January 3, 2017 at 12:23 am

      Yes there was ‘Don’t Fear the Reaper’ being their only memorable hit.

      However, this is the The Blue Oyster from Police Academy (I think) it was a gay bar but it was the 80’s and a bit of comedy about being straight and trapped in a gay bar was a source of great amusement back then!!

      • Spurstacus 💋 January 3, 2017 at 12:24 am

        Whereas it would be a complete nightmare now.

        • East Stand January 3, 2017 at 12:32 am

          I mean for the audience, but yeah, good one Glost.

          • 61SpursNut🌰 January 3, 2017 at 12:34 am

            Dunno who’s more upset by that, Spurts or Glos.

  • Horndog 😎 January 3, 2017 at 12:02 am

    Caspurs♿️
    My record at the Lane is 100% this season, I won’t let those little racist butt suckers ruin it!!

    Wow, Cas!, you are one harsh dude. 😂

    • Spurstacus 💋 January 3, 2017 at 12:03 am

      Of coarse …

    • Caspurs♿️ January 3, 2017 at 12:05 am

      Yeah baby, work rough, play rough, (isn’t that how it goes?).

  • Spurstacus 💋 January 2, 2017 at 11:55 pm

    Anyone got an update on Halibulty

    • Caspurs♿️ January 2, 2017 at 11:56 pm

      I’m waiting to ask Syd how he’s doing.

      • Spurstacus 💋 January 3, 2017 at 12:01 am

        Ok. Let me know what he says.

        • Caspurs♿️ January 3, 2017 at 12:05 am

          Will do.

    • East Stand January 3, 2017 at 1:31 am

      Yes Spurts, well said.

  • AccringtonSpurs January 2, 2017 at 11:52 pm

    David Dillenberg
    Stop Hazard, Pedro, Costa, Moses, Fabrigas, ,Kante, Willian easier said than done!

    Rose, Alderweireld, Vertonghen, Walker, Wanyama, Alli, Eriksen, Kane

  • Spurstacus 💋 January 2, 2017 at 11:50 pm

    Watch out for the Mole 😂

  • melcyid January 2, 2017 at 11:46 pm

    I doubt Poch will have have a team talk before the game.The players should have enough testosterone flowing with righteous hatred for these scumbags

  • Caspurs♿️ January 2, 2017 at 11:44 pm

    Woo hoo, I duz luv the transfur (faux of coarse) window.
    Kane to UTD
    Alli to RM
    Wot we gonna do wiv all the money?

    • melcyid January 3, 2017 at 12:00 am

      ericksen to Juve

      • Caspurs♿️ January 3, 2017 at 12:03 am

        Fakinel! I’m gonna have to get the calculator out.

      • Spurstacus 💋 January 3, 2017 at 12:04 am

        Wotcha melc. Erryting cool?

        • melcyid January 3, 2017 at 12:07 am

          yeh maan

  • is Gascoigne gonna have a crack? January 2, 2017 at 11:41 pm

    I think guardiolas just worked out he’s joined a small club in manchester. Can’t fill their ground. They make out its just for champs league and its a”protest” but its bollox, its the league as well. Awful atmosphere. Maine road much better. Their well suited really. A pair o myths.

  • melcyid January 2, 2017 at 11:32 pm

    cahil is lying through his teeth,they are bricking it.

    • Caspurs♿️ January 2, 2017 at 11:40 pm

      Did he look up and to the right when he said it?

      • 61SpursNut🌰 January 2, 2017 at 11:53 pm

        While scratching his nose.

        • AccringtonSpurs January 3, 2017 at 12:06 am

          with a high-pitched voice and an upwards infliction?

          • melcyid January 3, 2017 at 12:09 am

            thats the one,dead giveaway

  • Horndog 😎 January 2, 2017 at 11:26 pm

    I know, by tradition, geography and general rule of order that our number one natural enemy is Arsenal. But, damn it, I detest the very existance of Chelsea. They need to be taken down a notch and we are the one’s to do it. When they check for their assholes, after the match, let them find their new ones. COYS!

    • Caspurs♿️ January 2, 2017 at 11:35 pm

      The arse are our geographical enemies, but the racist cnuts are morally corrupt on so many levels, whats not to hate!

      • Horndog 😎 January 2, 2017 at 11:50 pm

        exactly

  • David Dillenberg January 2, 2017 at 11:18 pm

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EAWRV0GThIs

    More of this please
    Spurs 5 v Chelski 3

  • Andreas January 2, 2017 at 11:18 pm

    I detest everything about the scummy blue cunts.I just hope we beat them and honestly would love it if hazard and fabregas get carreer ending injuries.They have no class as men or Footballers , so well suited to the club they represent.
    As if they would have signed for the shit club if the billionaire hadn’t bank rolled them.

  • is Gascoigne gonna have a crack? January 2, 2017 at 11:14 pm

    Hazard to get injured in the warm up by a stale hot dog.

    • Caspurs♿️ January 2, 2017 at 11:38 pm

      Not sure about the hot dog, I think the pies are better, either way i’ll try my best.

      • is Gascoigne gonna have a crack? January 2, 2017 at 11:44 pm

        Good stuff. Give it a good overarm. But aim low to mid-drift.

        • is Gascoigne gonna have a crack? January 2, 2017 at 11:49 pm

          I hope to see on teletext Wednesday,..hazard out with 3rd degree burns caused by scolding rancid meat and sauce.

          • Caspurs♿️ January 2, 2017 at 11:55 pm

            I’m thinking a little more subtle, a slight slippage, and a ruptured ACL should do the trick.

            • 61SpursNut🌰 January 2, 2017 at 11:56 pm

              “a” ruptured ACL?

              • Caspurs♿️ January 3, 2017 at 12:01 am

                Ok, both of them, (ACL’s ?).

                • 61SpursNut🌰 January 3, 2017 at 12:01 am

                  Better.

                • Caspurs♿️ January 3, 2017 at 12:01 am

                  Only in one knee, i’m not greedy.

                • Spurstacus 💋 January 3, 2017 at 12:02 am

                  *ACLs

              • is Gascoigne gonna have a crack? January 3, 2017 at 12:03 am

                I think ankle is spelt with a K….and has an N too.

            • is Gascoigne gonna have a crack? January 2, 2017 at 11:57 pm

              Wise. You know what over zealous levy SS are like….(super stewards).

              • Caspurs♿️ January 3, 2017 at 12:11 am

                Don’t you start!

                • is Gascoigne gonna have a crack? January 3, 2017 at 12:15 am

                  Ha! Can’t be too carefull when flingin food at chelski oiks..

                  • is Gascoigne gonna have a crack? January 3, 2017 at 12:36 am

                    Ah you mean the ankle wotsit. I got muddled….

  • MarkFalco January 2, 2017 at 11:04 pm

    Stop Hazard from playing his game is first priority – fair or foul, he’ll roll around grimacing anyway. The fact that the scummy chavs are going for a record number of wins could give us an advantage if they play more open than they normally would away from home.
    Things to remember are though we may not have an equal to the little tart from Eden, but we do have the better CB pairing and our wing backs are the equal of any. Add to that we’re scoring goals for fun and I say don’t be scared of the rich fuckers, we’ve nothing to respect them for, ye gods they went into a group orgasm in the showers last season cos they rescued a point against us!
    Lets see the bastards cope with our strongest team at the Lane now.

    • David Dillenberg January 2, 2017 at 11:07 pm

      Stop Hazard, Pedro, Costa, Moses, Fabrigas, ,Kante easier said than done!

      • David Dillenberg January 2, 2017 at 11:07 pm

        and Willien

      • Caspurs♿️ January 2, 2017 at 11:08 pm

        Whenever i’m feeling down, I know DD is always there to cheer me up..

        • David Dillenberg January 2, 2017 at 11:09 pm

          I am off for 30 mins before I take a breather.

          • Caspurs♿️ January 2, 2017 at 11:10 pm

            Ok DD, make sure you sign out properly when you leave plz.

          • Harry Hotspur January 2, 2017 at 11:26 pm

            Noted.

        • Superspoz 👍 January 2, 2017 at 11:10 pm

          We can match them player for player. But they have some some fucked up luck over us which we can’t control.

          • Caspurs♿️ January 2, 2017 at 11:12 pm

            My record at the Lane is 100% this season, I won’t let those little racist butt suckers ruin it!!

            • David Dillenberg January 2, 2017 at 11:13 pm

              Likewise 100%!

      • richspurs January 2, 2017 at 11:12 pm

        We have to worry about our own play, like defending setpieces for example. Also the odd giveaway in our own half, against the run of play for example against against Manure. We can be a bit loose at the back.

        • Spurstacus 💋 January 3, 2017 at 12:22 am

          I know I can.

  • Aussie in Switzerland January 2, 2017 at 11:01 pm

    There used to be a Blue Oyster bar in Scotland……strange night that one……

    • richspurs January 2, 2017 at 11:06 pm

      Surely anything thats turned blue is not good to eat,……..unless its dressed in a Cheatski blue scumbag.

  • Superspoz 👍 January 2, 2017 at 11:00 pm

    They put a halt to our slimline title challenge last season while maintaining their immaculate record against us at the fridge. They ended our ”unbeaten run” this season. Now they’re coming to the lane chasing a premier league record. I am genuinely shitting it. Fuck I hate these cunts.

    • Superspoz 👍 January 2, 2017 at 11:03 pm

      On the outside I’m a cool little Fonzy. In the inside I’m like the tazmainian devil on speed.

    • David Dillenberg January 2, 2017 at 11:04 pm

      No reason why we cant dent their title hopes. However they have the ammunition to believe they can win every game which is the stuff of champions.

  • David Dillenberg January 2, 2017 at 10:50 pm

    Immortal words of Jeremy Paxman on University Challenge this eve “You seem half asleep Oriel, Oxford” after they were thrashed 285 – 70 by Bristol University!

  • is Gascoigne gonna have a crack? January 2, 2017 at 10:48 pm

    Couple of players too good for the championship who could take the weight off hazza. Dwight gale,19 goals by Jan is ridiculous and nelson Oliveira at norwich, an international who can play in prem I reckon no probs. Hat trick today, 7 in 7.

    • David Dillenberg January 2, 2017 at 10:53 pm

      How much are they worth?

      • is Gascoigne gonna have a crack? January 2, 2017 at 10:55 pm

        Not sure. 7 mill for Gayle? Bit less for Oliveira.

        • is Gascoigne gonna have a crack? January 2, 2017 at 10:59 pm

          Actually they paid10 for Gayle so it’d be more like 12 mill.

          • David Dillenberg January 2, 2017 at 11:00 pm

            IMO he wont come cheat.

            On 1 July 2016, Gayle signed a five-year deal for Championship club Unite for an undisclosed fee having completed a successful medical at the North East club.

            He is described as an ‘energetic, hardworking, pacey striker’ and a ‘natural finisher’.
            (Wiki)

  • McG⚽⚽ January 2, 2017 at 10:29 pm

    Nice to see a few players back on form, shut some on here up for a while! Now it’s time to make this good form count. Do em and we right back amongst the thick of it. 4 points up on last season and played most of the top half away from home already, things aren’t so bad eh?!

    • Harry Hotspur January 2, 2017 at 10:32 pm

      Shut some up on here …from what, expressing their opinions?

      • McG ⚽⚽ January 3, 2017 at 12:19 am

        Some were a little too quick to dimiss the injuries and bad form of certain players, but apparently it seems we’re not actually quite that crap

    • richspurs January 2, 2017 at 10:35 pm

      Calling for some resolve, fortitude, backbone, gut, wit, guile and street wisdom now. All over the pitch please. You lads are one year older, and should be smarter and wiser. Its rubber meeting the road time, so to speak.

  • Baz January 2, 2017 at 10:28 pm

    Tearing new ones at The Blue Oyster?

  • Francospur January 2, 2017 at 10:14 pm

    Gary Cahill reminds me of John Terry….. a massive c*nt

    • Pete January 2, 2017 at 10:35 pm

      I imagine both still wake up screaming whenever they remember their last new year’s visit to the lane.

    • David Dillenberg January 2, 2017 at 10:47 pm

      That may be so but surely you cannot dispute both Terry and Cahill’s leadership qualities?

      • David Dillenberg January 2, 2017 at 10:47 pm

        Response to Franco

  • UnkleTaff January 2, 2017 at 10:00 pm

    Who the f*ck is Tim Cahill?

    • richspurs January 2, 2017 at 10:10 pm

      Long lost penial relative of Gary.

      • richspurs January 2, 2017 at 10:11 pm

        Its HH. All this love thingy has dawdled his brain somewhat.

      • LingLongMan 🚯 January 2, 2017 at 10:39 pm

        😃

    • LingLongMan 🚯 January 2, 2017 at 10:33 pm

      Played for the Toffeees

      • Aussie in Switzerland January 2, 2017 at 11:02 pm

        Still playing in Australia

        • LingLongMan 🚯 January 2, 2017 at 11:09 pm

          Yep sure is. Here in Sydney I think, he’s from Bexley next Burb over from me.

          • Caspurs♿️ January 2, 2017 at 11:33 pm

            Burb! You gotta luv them Aussies.

            • LingLongMan 🚯 January 2, 2017 at 11:46 pm

              I’m Kiwi Bro.

              • Caspurs♿️ January 2, 2017 at 11:51 pm

                My apologies for the mistake, no insult intended, cobber.

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