Good afternoon ladies and welcome to beginning of the build up for the North London Derby starring the Woolwich Wanderers and the Wembley Wotsits (T/A Cheesy Snacks Enfield Ltd).
Tomorrow morning will hinge upon two issues. Breakfast drinking and that man Harry Kane who has six goals in six north London derbies to his name. The unstoppable force vs the immovable fry up.
Can we do it? Actually win? Perhaps a more pertinent question for some readers of this distinguished virtual rag is, ‘how many of us will watch hoping that our appetite to be entertained will be sated?’ I’d take Sissoko reenacting his wonder strike against Newport County, thanks very much. One of the least entertaining things I’ve ever witnessed in my life.
Harry Kane netted his 100th Premier League goal at Anfield last weekend, so the England international starts as an understandable 21% favourite to open the scoring here, though Aaron Ramsey (8% chance) should be in confident mood for the visitors following his hat-trick against the Toffees.
This clash will take place at Wembley Stadium at 12:30pm on Saturday 10th February and will be broadcast live on BT Sport 1. Highlights will be shown on Match of the Day later that evening at 10:30pm.